#BUT I CAN'T LET THAT SLIDE

[rius-cave]

Adam and Lucifer hanging out with Angel and just playing video games or some shit. Lucifer is spacing out and not really paying attention to the two as they do their own thing, Adam is leaning against the frame of Angel's bed while Lucifer is sprawled out on his lap.

Adam: I would make a great house husband.

Angel: A what?

Adam: A house husband! Ya know like a house wife but like... a guy.

Angel: That feels... mildly sexist.

Adam: No, no listen to me. I know how to cook, I clean, I know how to keep a whole a farm alive and I can decently, raise kids.

Angel: Sure... I guess...

Adam: Lucifer!

Lucifer: Huh? What?

Adam: Wouldn't I make a good house husband?

Lucifer: I dunno

Lucifer grins and shifts so hes sitting properly on Adams lap, one hand grabs Adams wrist and pushes it against the side of the bed while his other grabs one of Adams horns and yanks his face to meet his, game controller forgotten in Adams free hand.

Lucifer: You offering?

Angel bursts out into laughter as Adam turns beet red.

THIS IS FAKE NEWS ADAM DEFINITELY CAN'T COOK FOR SHIT

[notsolonedesert]

*taps the mic* Greatsword Lore *leaves*

Based on something Jorge dropped in a stream once

[cheerioskid]

team buttercup.. holding them gently

i love drawing faces so much

[namtanlovesfilm]

#guess we'll never know jane's age

[starflungwaddledee]

⭐🎀🏆🎉 a wa wa winner! 🎉🏆🎀⭐

i'm running late on getting this out, but i'm still reeling over the results of the @kirbyoctournament! i can't quite believe that starstruck- my pint sized waddle dee- made it all the way to the tippy-top against such intense competition. the roster was full of such an incredible selection of wonderful, loveable, and creative characters!

it's heart-warming to know that people out there really love my little wanya and her story, and i'll carry that with me always! 🥰💖

i am so grateful to everybody who voted for and supported starstruck (and i!) throughout the tournament, and i'd also like to give my thanks to everybody- moderators, participants, spectators- who made this community event as cool and fun as it was!! i met many new people and learned about so many wonderful new characters!

this piece in particular is dedicated to and features all of starstruck's competitors in the tourney, starting with jakkle doo from round one, right up to valfrey in the final round. it was a fantastic honour to compete against all of your OCs, and i look forward to hopefully seeing them around plenty more in the future!!

thank you again!!

characters are listed from bottom to top; round 1 vs jakkle doo by @ninjakirkki, round 2 vs galacchio by @tatonslice, round 3 vs atlas by @unleashedsonic, round 4 vs mama d by @chibifox2002, round 5 vs parhelion knight by @aseuki, round 6 vs techie by @ivynajspyder, and the round 7 final vs valfrey by @gethoce

[vimbry]

*if you've heard a couple songs but don't really know much about them, or haven't listened in a long while, you can play!

update: the highest votes went to gudetama. but was it correct? here are the full titles and albums.

❌ "put your hand inside the puppet head" - they might be giants

the opening verse makes reference to leaving one's job and how "it's sad to say, you will romanticise all the things you've known before. it was not, not, not so great". according to flansburgh, "the lyric revolves around the idea that looking back on anything colors it in sentimentality".

❌ "I'll sink manhattan" - they'll need a crane (ep)/miscellaneous T

this is a flansburgh song, but linnell explained its meaning in a 1989 interview with NME as "a song about a guy who somehow figures out how to sink the island of manhattan just to kill his ex-lover, so it's his apology to the other people he's gonna kill in between. he's just gotta do it!"

❌ "meet james ensor" - john henry

it's about james ensor (belgium's famous painter).

❌ "wicked little critta" - mink car

from the tmbg unlimited collection: "forged in the crucible of an eastern massachusetts junior high, this song expresses the dreams, fears and hopes of a new england young adult" the lyrics seem to suggest said young adult fantasising about being a sports star alongside bobby orr and john havlicek while goofing off outside.

❌ "working undercover for the man" - mink car

from flansburgh: "it's more a meditation on the "mod squad" [a 1968 crime series about cool undercover detectives] than anything else. the idea of the narc just seems... like, those episodes of "dragnet" where they have the young undercover dress in a hippie suit."

✔️ "talent is an asset" - kimono my house

the lyrics illustrate an overly-cautious family shielding their very gifted child from others, to keep him studious and soak in all the glory, and is heavily implied to be little albert einstein through puns on relatives and relativity. it's not by them, tho. it's by the band sparks. it came 2nd, so I think many of you recognised it (or really wanted to see the results!)

❌ "bee of the bird of the moth" - the else

"this is a song about a creature called a hummingbird moth, which imitates another creature, which imitates yet another creature. it's completely fucked up, and can only be explained in song!" so they did.

❌ "2082" - join us

thewrap's review of the album describes this song as, "a science-fiction short story (...) a protagonist who travels into the future, finds himself hobbled but still unhappily alive all the way into the next millennium, and travels back to the title year to smother himself with a pillow in a mercy killing". fun!

❌ "call you mom" - nanobots

referred to by linnell as an "oedipus pan" song, the lyrics follow an unfortunate young man beginning a relationship with a woman, getting dumped due to his behaviour of treating her like a mother figure, then infantilising a possibly younger woman in a different relationship and in turn leaving her, who goes on to experience the same issues. fun! (altho, the final chorus actually still refers to her Mom leaving, not her dad, I got the details wrong there in the poll).

❌ "gudetama's busy days" - dial-a-song / my murdered remains

yes, that's a real song. quote flansburgh: "(...) it is really just about feeling isolated from the world, even if you are in a crowded place and manically trying to keep up with your life. the character of gudetama appealed to me because he is such a mopey sad sack."

❌ "marty beller mask" - album raises new and troubling questions

this is real, too! it's just about how marty beller was actually an alter ego of whitney houston the whole time. he's not, but wouldn't that be interesting. the song name-checks multiple of her own in the lyrics. it was temporarily retired out of respect following houston's death (4 months after its release), returning to live performances ten years later in 2022.

[buncoreclown]

I just saw someone say "people talk about media literacy as a shield for criticism for their favorite media." And I'd like to beg to differ. You can not like something and find something wrong in all sense of the word but when I talk about media literacy being dead its because people will enjoy the same shit and hate on others for consuming it "wrong." People will enjoy Sangwoo and have "proship dni" in their bios and I'm just like "oh so you like the serial killer, rapist, abuser in a god honouring way." I'm talking about those who watch Hannibal and will say that hannigram isn't problematic because it's not pedophilia or incest and I just stare into space because how when and where did those only mean problematic. I'm talking about those who will watch media and LITERALLY HARASS the voice actor of a terrible character or cosplayers who cosplay them (this happened recently) and think they're in the right because they play/dressed up as someone bad.

*Taps the sign*

Anyways let people enjoy what they want and you can hate it and spread why you do but don't fucking harass people who enjoy it. It's as simple as fucking that. I miss when that was just fandom common sense. I also wish people would stop saying niche media is normalizing things like pedophilia and incest when GRRM writes it in most of his BEST SELLING books and you've never seen a rise in either so please hop off. You can not like it and it can make you uncomfortable but that doesn't mean it's a problem. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[tswwwit]

(Entirely seperate from cult au) dipper getting kidnapped to be sacrificed to another deity/higher being n the other higher being is like: "oooohhh~ i see my followers have given me a gift.... *holds dippers head* my my your a smart one arent you? *lifts up his face* and no deformities as wel- *sees birthmark* WGAT THE FUCK OHHH NO- NOPE NOPE-" or maybe the deity doesnt know bill n is in quite a surprise when he meets bill! Either way is fun

[dressupdragonne]

Events From 2022 that have NOT had a Single Rerun

Single SSR:

💕 Demon's Portrait: Lilith • Devil's Whisper

NOV 14 - 22, 2021

💕 Planet Wanderlust (iPanda): Momo • Cutee Planet Wanderlust

(even though it's a collab technically, it has reran on the TW server)

APRIL 13 - 18, 2022

💕 Reedpipes of Old: Aphrodia • Reedpipe Song

APRIL 23 - 29, 2022

💕 Reverie Carnival: Loen • Clown's Welcome

JUN 15 - 21, 2022

💕 Wave Invasion: Caprico • Euphonius Night

JUN 25 - JULY 1, 2022

• FUN FACT -> this event has not rerun on any server including the TW server

💕 Ocean of Storms: Loen • Glint in the Night

SEPT 12 - 18, 2022

💕 Sprouting Confession: Ai • Sprouting Love

OCT 18 - 24, 2022

💕 Secrets of Star Sand: Priestess Tess • Starry Sands

NOV 10 - 16, 2022

Double UR:

💕 Queen's Christmas Ball: Erika • Pure White Tranquility (UR pavilion), Erinka • Passionate Lantern Feast (UR pavilion), Momo • Snowy Deer Jingle (SSR recharge), William • Christmas Academy (SR welfare)

(I ran out of space for pics for the other suits in this event, just trust me lol)

DEC 22, 2022 - JAN 1, 2023

My Opinions:

They could be sprinkling all these Single SSRs all over the place and totally catch us up on reruns. In fact it would make way more sense as it would force new players or people who didn't finish into a bind of spending or skipping. I just literally don't understand from a business standpoint why they'd just NOT rerun them. This ain't even a 2 reruns waiting for the special return pavilion situation. They haven't even gotten that far. Anyway it's frustrating me because I'm missing pieces from 5/8 of the singles from that year and I want to finish them 🙃 I'm so close on most of them.

Source: atsukii's GitHub (won't let me link in post I will drop link in replies)

EDIT: Removed Reminiscence of Flower and replaced with Devil's Whisper. Apologies, my source was not up to date. (And I sorted by pavilion and I guess devils whisper didn't count as pavilion since it was tiered rewards).

[swampbangle]

Brain decided it wanted to tell me a raw ass Dusknoir line so I had to get out of bed to make this at 3am.

Ouughg my wrist hurt

[dawnofiight]

Milo got that light skinned fuck boy face.

He ain't light skinned. But he got the face.

It's giving that one bitch that's like "what would you do if you saw me and I-"

[devildom-moss]

Happy Pride Month

I hope it has been clear how welcome members of the lgbtq+ community are here.

But this year, I do want to touch on something else. I don't usually talk about world events here, but let's do that for a minute. I think pride month is an excellent time - a necessary time - to talk about liberation for all people.

I've seen people use the anti-lgbtq+ and misogynistic government policies of a country (especially in the Middle East) to downplay the tragedy and violence against the people living under that government - to dehumanize them. This is especially true for black and brown people (such as those in Palestine). But a government does not equal its people. Regardless of a country's policies, there are bound to be queer people living there. If someone supports the lgbtq+ community, then where is the concern for their lives? It feels especially insidious to search for reasons why maybe it's okay that a population is subject to a humanitarian crisis. It's not. It never will be.

If you're going to celebrate pride month (as a member of the community or an ally), I think it's crucial to stand with other oppressed people. To stand with Palestine. With Congo. With Sudan. With Ukraine. These are people who are equally worthy of lives - and I don't simply mean that they deserve to not face cruelty such as starvation, violence (including sa), and death - cruelty that we are witnessing and has been documented for years. I mean that they deserve to live their lives - to love and be themselves, to connect with others, to share and learn and experience. If that's a sentiment you can't get behind, it seems weird to be celebrating pride month. And it seems weirder if you still follow me with that kind of mindset

Here are some links if you're able to take some time or give money:

Operation Olive Branch

List of GoFundMe links for Sudan

List of charities for Congo

Friend of the Congo - campaigns page

[fisheito]

my princess nonsense is being encouraged watch ouyt imabout to be eneaabled

OK WHATF ATHAT'S SO CUTE I HAD TO MAKE IT i know realistically there's little to no chance that rei DOESN'T know how to work heels 🤣 BUT IMAGINE.....ING.... YAKUMO GENTLY GUIDING REI IN HEELS, WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG GALA AND HAVING NONE OF HIS NORMAL FEAR OF PHYSICAL TOUCH BC HIS [TEACHER MODE] IS OVERRIDING HIS INSECURITY

[greentrickster]

(tenderly cups his cheek and stares him in the eye)

Yes.

And that is a warning, my precious little piano.

[spooky-something]

These playlists are gonna make me cry, I can't, they're so bad...

Don't you dare try to gaslight me, Victor would NOT listen to Will Wood, leave him out out this...

Like, for actual characterization, this one had it, a lot of these songs are actually on our own Frankenstein playlist...

Heavy on HAD...

[asofterepilogue]

the epic version of odysseus is such a wet cat of a man to me that I cannot wrap my mind around the idea that he'll be badassly murdering 100+ suitors. that song better be 2 hours long because that's how long it'll take me to start believing the poorest little meow meow is capable of something that doesn't involve crying for his wife.