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dove-da-birb · 1 year ago

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*scrolling through tumblr* [I'm not drawing the zebra print that's on my shirt each time]

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*sees halloween rook*

*simp/crisis mode engaged*

Bonus internal reaction;

I have no fucking gems *internal québécois français screaming*

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lazycranberrydoodles · 1 year ago

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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway.#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

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deoidesign · 5 months ago

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Thinks about my next series again... I drew the icon for it!

I'm planning to have it launched within a year! I'm hoping for summer 2025. I want to make a prelaunch page before Time and Time Again ends so people can subscribe if they're interested, but I'm worried the series return would be too early...

#SORRY HAHAHA REPOSTING IMMEDIATELY #i. it. IM SORRY okay the.#i had 'im not interested in the comic' as an option but it immediately made me feel bad #DONT FEEL BAD IF YOU PICKED IT i put it there #i just realized its not really a helpful metric to me at all!#im making the comic either way!#so i just want to gague interest. disinterest doesnt do much for me. you can come and go as you please!#just wanting to retain readers as much as possible but without losing them due to taking too long #ahhhh the balance of marketing. a beautiful beast she is.#anyways yeah hoping to launch like about as tta is ending #or like at LEAST a prelaunch page by then #im also not intending for the prelaunch page to be like. announced...#moreso just a link i append on art for the series!#just so when a drawing of zagan gets 500 notes #people who are interested in what hes from can. see that...#anyways. sorry i haven't been posting work is wild im going 70+ hours a week again i am so tired #not much time to draw non work stuff #im hanging on by a thread of having multiple projects i can bounce between again #and sometimes thats this one! so heres the results of some mental health work variety #we were legion #polls #sorry for the instant repost. in my defense. i am exhausted.#i can not wait until im making a different comic that i can do a fucking. normal ass schedule with #where im not every week gasping for breath in some kind of bad at swimming metaphor.#anyways if youre not interested dont tell me. it doesnt matter to me. no offense but i just dont wanna hear it.#i want to make the comic and my audience as much as i love you all is not going to have any control over what i do with my art #im gonna make this comic if i only get it done on weekends after getting home from the fuckin movie theater #i am not working for webtoon again wnd im not forcing myself into the dirt for comics again #but im also never gonna stop making them. just need to build a healthier relationship!#FUCK I MADE IT A ONE DAY POLL.

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dykedvonte · 4 months ago

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My post about Anya is making like a little ruckus on Twitter and I think it’s crazy how many people like have a problem with it.

Like you don’t have to agree with how I characterize Anya and her actions but it’s more like, why are you focused on only one aspect of her character? Why are you removing nuance from the situation? I don’t see it as giving Curly the benefit of the doubt when it comes to doing better for Anya, but as exploring his character and hers relationship with a the very little authentic facts we get about them. In truth, there’s a lot more I wish Curly did, even if it wasn’t pragmatic but I realize the issue there.

The first psychological horror game in a while that’s real intricate in its storytelling and makes you need to really need to address the morality of intentions and its already getting torn asunder smh 😔

#I don’t know if it’s the case of people who hate curly and think he should’ve just killed Jimmy won’t accept anything else #but I really am trying to get the idea that they were stuck for over a year in space together on a ship barely kept together with wildly #different and conflicting personalities who also got more hostile because they know they are going home to unemployment #it sounds heartless to say and he should have prioritized her more but in his head that’s not the only thing he has to manage and he has to #fit the necessary actions to take in his head with all that including his perception of them as a friend vs as a boss #idk I just don’t believe Curly was comforting Jimmy with the intent of helping him get rid of Anya. he wanted to help both of them he went #about it horribly like the game is literally about realizing how misguided you can be and that responsibility #and how to be responsible look different even if there are better options like it’s just weird just block my ass dawg #also I think the argument of how could the situation be worse if he stopped Jimmy is stupid cause it’s under the guise that Curly would #assume someone he trusted would just try and commit murder suicide or he’d get degloved and all his crew directly #or indirectly killed by that friend like sorry if that’s a reach statement like adding #your supplementary thoughts is how analysis is born but adding facts about events we don’t know happened and treating them like character #truths is lame is a cop out from actually engaging with parts of the story that adds grey areas to characters you wants to see in black #this is just a stupid like thing to me but it makes me sad cause I don’t even hate seeing depictions of Curly as more aware and #accommodating to Jimmy purposely but I need you to understand he thought he was doing the right thing for both his friends and his closest #friend but the key point is he thought he was doing right for both of them like what game were we both watching???#mouthwashing #like just block me pls like Anya would not share ur mindset or hold ur hand like do more than just pity her if you like her so much

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nattousan · 11 months ago

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when

whe you, when You were just trying to put i n some extra effort to try adn improve yoursel f and it got misinterpreted as malicious n u get yell ed at

#i'm slow as SHIT at carving the wax when making the dentures #equally bc of time blindness and being meticulous #i am VERY aware of how slow i am and have been working my ass off to try and improve #so when i got told AGAIN that i needed to pick things up #i asked my sis who is also a lab tech how she carves her wax #so she vid called me on lunch to show me how she does it #SO TO TRY AND SHOW MY TRAINER THAT I WAS TRYING TO IMPROVE #i go #oh! my sister suggests i do this and that to improve!#and she gets SUPER MAD AT ME #she GROWLS #LISTEN #you can't keep calling your sister for every little thing #(i'd only done this one other time)#I'M your trainer NOT her #you need to STOP being so damn meticulous and just Pay Attention #and i've tried being patient with you but you need to pick it up #and i was just like #*see above image*#she did apologize later but i think she thought i was like....#trying to undermine her somehow??#by seeking outside help??#bc i'm neurodivergent and asking someone who knows how my brain works??#i know she was just having a bad day probably but having adhd means #Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria #and so i went home like #aheem aheem whimper #nat chats #moi loif #neurodivergent

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sighthounds-and-sketches · 9 days ago

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Its me

Your good boy

At the gate to the kitchen

Asking you very politely

To spare a treat for me

Because I am being so good by not stealing one.

#sometimes I walk into the kitchen if the gate was left open and hes standing like a person and using a paw to get the treat bag #it's horrifying when you're groggy on cold medicine because hes small person height #Cryptid ass bitch #Im so glad I taught you to bring me things from places #now you use it for your own means #It adds a layer of chaos to the home that helps and suits me

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emmavakarian-theirin · 1 month ago

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god the amount of art i would pump out if i stopped letting lineart talk me out of it i would be unstoppable

#this is a rant @ me and not to sound like i'm bragging when i say what i'm about to say #but i swear to god it takes more time/effort for me to do a cartoonish drawing than a photo realistic-ish drawing and i hate it #because sometimes i just want to do a simple drawing that's just lineart. maybe SOME shading.#but i fuss so much on how the lines should look and where to add more/less lines and what kind of thickness and blah blaaah #i have SO many art ideas i want to bring to life i stress myself out about it #i know that sounds so stupid #like yes just do art! do it bad! it's better than nothing!#but it's... deflating. especially when i literally have an art degree like #5 years of art school and i was barely taught anything about line art #'oh well that's in animation so you'd want to do a degree in television' ???#and those few times lineart was relevant was when there was a naked person in front of us when you're told to just replicate what you see #but we rarely had any variety between models and when i'm in that setting drawing someone my mind is just #~oh god naked person don't stare but i must don't think about it but it needs to be right oh god naked person i'm uncomfortable -+#like it was just overwhelming stress of getting it right rather than actually learning anything #which honestly sums up my art school experience overall #but it also doesn't help when you hate your own body so much and the idea of someone trying to draw you is just humiliating #(like at one point we had to partner up with someone and both paint their portrait AND model their head with clay #and i nearly had a breakdown and refused and asked if i could use someone at home instead #bc I've got plenty of scars and deformities and my face isn't symmetrical and i knew that was either going to be overlooked or exaggerated #and when it's the other way around i try my best to pay attention to detail but it's becoming this debilitating anxiety #of doing exactly that back. and it's made me paranoid to do anatomy related stuff) ANYWAY #it would have been good if people weren't ALWAYS naked and they helped us narrow down how different fabrics work on bodies and stuff #and to help us convey that through LINEART instead of needing to do whole ass paintings and detailed sketches and stuff #[SpongeBob voice] WHAT I LEARNED IN ART SCHOOL IS--- 😬#anyway if any fellow artists have any tips they'd be willing to share i would very happily listen #like i've got my drive back to draw things again which in itself is nice but man #it would be nice to not lose steam 5 minutes after anything i start drawing because i freak myself out #okay rant over if anyone's still here thank you for your patience and interest #me ranting

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snapbackslide · 2 months ago

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if anyone got tips pls share with the group 🫶🫶🫶🫶

#i've had enough 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶#i'm not getting paid enough to deal w these people's bullshit #just applied to 2 jobs that look solid #& those are the first 2 in WEEKS btw that didn't seem like fucking disasters #1 is mostly for the hybrid opportunity & bc they got ALL the insurances #the other is bc it's downtown montreal (<3) and a cause i'm passionate about - be great to do some MEANINGFUL work #seems like there's a shortage of *decent* job opportunities in my field lately #and idk how i'm getting less callbacks now that i HAVE experience as opposed to when i didn't ???#weird.#anyway.#i'm pissed off this week cause they're crossing my boundaries more and more here & also this garbage weather #FUCKING SNOW #FUCKING HAVING TO SHOVEL AND CLEAN MY CAR BEFORE I CAN DRIVE HOME #FIRST THE CONSTRUCTIONS AND TRAFFIC THEN IT WAS DONE I HAD 3 DAYS OF PEACE AND NOW THIS #LESS AND LESS TIME TO ACTUALLY REST AT HOME BEFORE I GOTTA COME BACK HERE AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN #MAN I REALLY FUCKING HATE IT HERE #so yea anyway 🤠😁#anybody got tips to make quick easy money? pls help. lol #i need to start my freelancing business fr fr i just don't feel like i'm creative enough to come up w something lucrative #like i'm making a little money on the side rn but it's def not enough to be a side hustle #i'm just so sick of having to apply to jobs and do interviews and sell myself and working for nasty ass people #yesterday they invited me again to their dumbass christmas party. brother i am not going to your fuckass 60+ y.o. foreign ppl dinner #there is NO one my age and EVERYONE speaks ur language that i dont understand. i'm not spending a second more than required with y'all #AND LIKE 90% OF THEM ARE MEN LIKE. EW. FUCKING EW. NO #i swear if they pressure me one more time or ask me again why i'm not going i'm gonna snap #you are NOT entitled to ANY information about me or my personal life or my reasons why i don't wanna do certain things #i'm here to GET MY MONEY and GO #i can't wait to quit.#**

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ciphersbabygirl · 3 months ago

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Bitch

You are GAY

For fictional men

AGAINNN

SHUT UP NO IM NOOOOOOT I AM NOOOOOOT >:(

(yes I am but LISTEN HEAR ME OUT OKAY!?!?!?!?!? TOXIC DOOMED YAOI!??!?!?!?!?!)

#TOMMY LEAVE ME BE #YOU JNOW I CANT HELP IT #AND YOU KNOW YOUR ASS NEEDS TO GET HOME FROM SCHOOL SPPEDRUN STYLE SO I CAN INFODUMP TO YOU

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pandaspwnz · 1 year ago

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FUCK brain fog, all my homies HATE brain fog

#help lol #it's so bad #i had to go home early and i just changed into more comfortable pants. and i couldn’t fucking figure out how to get my leg through #it's SO. BAD.#i do think I have PMDD and I'm gonna talk to a doctor about it cause this definitely feels like it’s aggravated by hormones #not that i haven't had brain fog before at other times #but this frankly feels like a targeted attack against me and i feel awful #my post #brain fog #adhd #okay adding i just sat down on the toilet to pee and mid-stream my brain went WAIT!? DID WE MAKE IT TO THE TOILET!?#like dude YOUR ASS IS ON THE TOILET SEAT. YES. WE DID #fucking brain man

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necromancy-savant · 6 months ago

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That one poll reminded me of how one time in high school one Ms. Pease saw me quietly listening to my ipod in the hallway waiting for my next class and she just ripped it out of my hands. And I was staring in pure dumb shock for like 30 seconds and she was like "are you coming or not." She then proceeded to explain, once we walked the whole fucking school to her shitty little office she shared with 15 other people, that ipods aren't allowed in hallways. Which was news to me on account of everyone had them or cd players. She was known for being horrible for no reason but damn. I wish it was her who got arrested for cocaine

#it was a Spanish teacher. and not even the one I had whom everyone immediately suspected #let this be your sign that if you hate high school kids don't be a teacher #that was my one and only interaction with her miserable ass and I literally hope she died horribly years and years ago #a history teacher who caught me smoking once was sympathetic about my stolen ipod and helped me get it back and she was a literal angel #more of her and less of Pease in the world #people used to joke about the language department's food based names. Like Mr. Crabb and Ms Pease and Mr. Kofi #Mr. Kofi was a native French speaker from Cote D'ivoire. he was my French teacher and he was awesome. And they pronounced his name wrong #I was lucky I got him. We also had a teacher who taught French and Latin and spoke both with the strongest British accent ever #not to disrespect her or anything. She let us watch Gladiator in class. And I told her after like 3 weeks of class I finished the book #and she said ok here's the next one. if you get through that you can move up a whole year and go from Latin 1 to Latin 3/4 #after winter break. and I did do just that and I got the best grades in Latin 3/4 too #at Latin day I was a junior so I didn't get picked for the kartamen team (sp?)#and they lost first round #meanwhile I took multiple choice exams all day. My favorite. and I got 1st 2nd or 3rd place for every single one #so I literally won 10 awards all my myself at Latin Day. Just by taking multiple choice tests. they must have felt so stupid #I received those awards onstage at school the same day I got like 3 or 4 medals for the National Latin exam and the state exam #and the mythology exam #so I went home with like 15 awards that day so fuck you everyone who didn't want a junior on the kartamen team. I destroyed your sorry asse

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coyoxxtl · 8 months ago

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i didnt want to put this in my prev reblogs tags but like

my dad was a us army soldier that went to Iraq, and for a long time i thought he did good over there, or at least tried. like my mom said that he had locals thank him personally for his help. though now i wonder if he’s just, lying about all that. bc not only did he literally Come Back Wrong after his third deployment, over the years he slowly opens up about shit he deliberately never told me, like the time he and a few other soldiers were left for dead by his group, and he only survived because the locals helped him, if im remembering right. however, i wonder how true that all is, or rather does that make up for the other heinous shit he’s responsible for. i remember him telling me passively he tortured a man. so i Know he has skeletons in his closet, i know for a fact there’s shit he will take to his grave.

all those times i prayed for my dad to survive and come back home, was that at the expense of innocent Iraqis? could my dad dying out there saved someone? I’ll never know for sure, but it kinda points to that doesn’t it?

#its hard. growing up believing your dad a hero only to be disillusioned and see he was a murderous pawn for the state.#that he didn’t help anyone there. his presence alone made everything worse.#i know he didn’t enjoy it but that doesn’t matter #sometimes i think. maybe it would’ve been best for him to die out there. but what would that have done to me?#would i be so angry and devastated that i Never would have been disillusioned? i wouldve been a military bootlicker my whole life?#my dad lives so i can be better than him?#and ofc he comes home with ptsd out the ass and just blew up our family #as in he doesn’t love my mom anymore and wants to move away and split us all up #took me and my brothers to alaska and left my mom to struggle all on her own #only for him to be dogshit at the parenting thing when hes by himself. kept bringing in other women in his life #my moms okay now. shes remarried and owns a home and both of my brothers live with her now. but the journey to get there? it was fucked #i just. i fucking hate the military. i hate what it did to my family i hate what it does to families overseas #idk why im even going on about this #here of all places #txt

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flippedorbit · 1 year ago

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do you want me to fucking go off on you? do you truly fucking want that mother?

#“oh you and your sister never listen to me and blah blah blah” we fucking do (or at the very least i do)#“you guys never help out” does me doing the litter and taking out the trash and on occasion hand washing the dishes mean #fucking nothing to you? does me sweeping the floor every once in a while because you chose to keep us in an area that is ALL SAND/DIRT ROAD #for whatever stupid ass reason also meaningless? does me doing my damn best to help out mean fucking nothing?#do you want me to kill my self. do you want to lose your eldest child to something YOU could have fucking prevented all because you can’t #stop being a bitch to him all the time? do you really fucking want that mom? because at this rate i am once again on the road to fucking #attempting it. i’m so god damn sick of how you treat me. the only time i can do anything i want is at night. i stay up super late playing #games with my friends because its the only time in the day when you aren’t bitching and whining for me to do something you don’t want to do #for the past several days i’ve been up until five in the damn morning just to do something that makes me happy.#you misgender me. you deadname me. you refuse to accept any aspect of my identity. you don’t treat me like a god damn person.#i have so many different ways i can consider attempting if i truly wanted to. the only thing keeping me alive is my friends. because they a #least show that they fucking care and actively want to do things with me. like group drawing or playing video games.#YOU on the other hand; mother; yell and get mad at me over the stupidest shit and never fucking apologize.#i cannot recall a singular time you’ve apologized for being a complete bitch to me over something so fucking unimportant.#and yet i’m expected to be completely fucking fine and happy all because you provide me with the bare fucking minimum.#”i clothe and feed and provide a place for you to live” THAT IS THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM. sure you could argue over the fact i’m 18 and #should be out working somewhere. but you give me so few opportunities for going places and even considering getting a job or finally gettin #my driver’s license. plus i would rather fucking die than work any food service or customer service job. because i’d be going somewhere #where i’d mostly get talked down to or yelled and then come home and have the same shit done after working for hours and getting minimal #pay. i’d rather work on my own fucking terms with commissions than go into any job where i have to interact with others in public for any #reason. where i’d be treated just the same as at home. like someone who isn’t a person and doesn’t deserve anyone to be nice to them.#i constantly so desperately wish that maybe one day soon i’d find someone to be with romantically and that i could maybe live with them and #get out of this hell hole that i’m supposed to call home. to go somewhere and have my efforts appreciated. to go somewhere where i’d #actually fucking be loved. i shouldn’t have to wish so god damn hard for a better life all because my mother can’t fucking treat me like a #person with hopes and dreams and thoughts and feelings.#i’m ending this rant here before i get too angry and upset. see you all in maybe an hour.#suicide mention #ask to tag

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blye-flower · 1 year ago

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#my thing is always gonna be this #how are you upset with me because im trying to have a boundary???#how are you upset with ME that YOURE ALWAYS OVERSTEPPING MY BOUNDARIES #like yes i babysitter im a babysitter but you cant expect me to babysit just cause you need a babysitter!?? like what??!#“oh we needed to go to another church and the kids didnt wanna go” okay?? so you just dropped them off without saying anything to me??!#you didnt even ask if i could you just assumed i would cause im home??? like i dont deserve a moment???#like im not a parent #i dont have any kids and i definitely dont fucking plan on it so why tf do i feel like a single mother in my day to day??#why do i never have any free time to myself why is my free time volunteered to making sure children are supervised??!#“well since you decided this im just gonna come get the kids” yeah im within my fucking right so why are you phrasing it like im wrong #god ive never been this frustrated that im fucking crying like can i have some fuckinf breathing space AWAY from other ppls kids #blymi rants #update:: my sister did in fact come and get them #and told the kids “yall cant stay home cause auntie doesnt feel like watching yall”#definitely feels like shes putting the blame on me cool cool cool #just peachy.#love that for me lets make it MY fault whatever #god i really cannot catch a fucking break #and trust and believe im gonna have to hear some stupid ass better than thou speech about how i need to help out my sister #“because shes a student a mother AND working” as if any of those choices are my fucking concern yep wonderful #especially for a sister. that while i love her. feels entitled to peoples help because shes “going through so much”#and now i cant even fucking relax or draw or write because im so fucking pissed #which is why i wanted the afternoon to myself ANYWAYS so no matter what the fucking days a goddamn bust for me regardless

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crushingsterilisation · 2 years ago

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The aurora borealis?

At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localised entirely within your ward?

#no you may not see it #hospital #mf uhh #photo #unedited photography #pretyy green light but annoying as fuck when im tryimg to slerp #i middmkndj #stoopid ah pho e chargee r stsnd #hesdachington vity #need some valingtons STAT you bet your ass im prwftici g withdrawl tests and askiny gor s script #nah but it lich did help wnd apparently it gets Bad after a few days the wirst is yet to come oh joy #if i get home wnd drink im gonnw fuvkimg punt myself into the sjn #going to erite a list now buy #cleancore #hospitalcore #i hate -core it pisses me off but im attsvhed to thisnphoto revel in its beauty w me #i miss- *gumshot*#so much *anvil dropped on head*#i miss jetta i wannt take hik home w me #i dont want to tell my parents abt even a wuater of thisnshit why is * so adamant indo #screams ajd cries #could not give less of a fuck i just dontnwan t to talkntonthem letaloje abt this its sonredundant and a chore andnwill only bring worse #medicatiom moment ooh boy oh yeaaa when it kick in af the house #but seriously i have no desire for them to be closer to me. they may suthentically come around at some point and thatd be chill bc #objevtively good decision #but would i theoretixlaly rlly give a shit...? no.......?#anyway i felt cray cray for 5 minutes now i feel anxious again whoopee

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daydreaming-in-daisies · 2 years ago

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i was this 👌🏾 close to riding that mechanical bull at the pride party today until the creepy old dude operating it kept insisting i go on and that he'll make it go "real slow" because "i'd look good on it" 🤢

#like bro now i dont wanna go on because you just admitted you were gonna gawk at me on there #fuckin weirdo #what the hell is wrong these dudes out here #please keep your gross ass thoughts to yourself #also another weird old dude tried to talk to me on the train back home like PLEASE fuck off #it's weird because i wasn't particularly nice to either of them but they would not get the hint #But shout out to the fun gay dude with glitter on his face who high fived me and bought me a blood orange soda #he was an absolute stranger so idk why he did that but it was very kind and i hope he has a great rest of his pride month #(it was closed and in a can and the bartender gave it to me so there was zero chance of getting roofied lol)#also shout out to the girl who helped me pick these really cute high waisted flare jeans i bought #and also let me use the employee bathroom even tho its against the rules lmao #the outfit i bought cost too much and i probably shouldn't have bought it but it feels SO nice to have one new outfit #after not buying new clothes in forever #i shouldn't be spending money rn but i really had to get it bc it was so cute #words #personal

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