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dove-da-birb · 1 year ago

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*scrolling through tumblr* [I'm not drawing the zebra print that's on my shirt each time]

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*sees halloween rook*

*simp/crisis mode engaged*

Bonus internal reaction;

I have no fucking gems *internal québécois français screaming*

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lazycranberrydoodles · 1 year ago

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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway.#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

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deoidesign · 2 months ago

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Thinks about my next series again... I drew the icon for it!

I'm planning to have it launched within a year! I'm hoping for summer 2025. I want to make a prelaunch page before Time and Time Again ends so people can subscribe if they're interested, but I'm worried the series return would be too early...

#SORRY HAHAHA REPOSTING IMMEDIATELY #i. it. IM SORRY okay the.#i had 'im not interested in the comic' as an option but it immediately made me feel bad #DONT FEEL BAD IF YOU PICKED IT i put it there #i just realized its not really a helpful metric to me at all!#im making the comic either way!#so i just want to gague interest. disinterest doesnt do much for me. you can come and go as you please!#just wanting to retain readers as much as possible but without losing them due to taking too long #ahhhh the balance of marketing. a beautiful beast she is.#anyways yeah hoping to launch like about as tta is ending #or like at LEAST a prelaunch page by then #im also not intending for the prelaunch page to be like. announced...#moreso just a link i append on art for the series!#just so when a drawing of zagan gets 500 notes #people who are interested in what hes from can. see that...#anyways. sorry i haven't been posting work is wild im going 70+ hours a week again i am so tired #not much time to draw non work stuff #im hanging on by a thread of having multiple projects i can bounce between again #and sometimes thats this one! so heres the results of some mental health work variety #we were legion #polls #sorry for the instant repost. in my defense. i am exhausted.#i can not wait until im making a different comic that i can do a fucking. normal ass schedule with #where im not every week gasping for breath in some kind of bad at swimming metaphor.#anyways if youre not interested dont tell me. it doesnt matter to me. no offense but i just dont wanna hear it.#i want to make the comic and my audience as much as i love you all is not going to have any control over what i do with my art #im gonna make this comic if i only get it done on weekends after getting home from the fuckin movie theater #i am not working for webtoon again wnd im not forcing myself into the dirt for comics again #but im also never gonna stop making them. just need to build a healthier relationship!#FUCK I MADE IT A ONE DAY POLL.

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dykedvonte · 1 month ago

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My post about Anya is making like a little ruckus on Twitter and I think it’s crazy how many people like have a problem with it.

Like you don’t have to agree with how I characterize Anya and her actions but it’s more like, why are you focused on only one aspect of her character? Why are you removing nuance from the situation? I don’t see it as giving Curly the benefit of the doubt when it comes to doing better for Anya, but as exploring his character and hers relationship with a the very little authentic facts we get about them. In truth, there’s a lot more I wish Curly did, even if it wasn’t pragmatic but I realize the issue there.

The first psychological horror game in a while that’s real intricate in its storytelling and makes you need to really need to address the morality of intentions and its already getting torn asunder smh 😔

#I don’t know if it’s the case of people who hate curly and think he should’ve just killed Jimmy won’t accept anything else #but I really am trying to get the idea that they were stuck for over a year in space together on a ship barely kept together with wildly #different and conflicting personalities who also got more hostile because they know they are going home to unemployment #it sounds heartless to say and he should have prioritized her more but in his head that’s not the only thing he has to manage and he has to #fit the necessary actions to take in his head with all that including his perception of them as a friend vs as a boss #idk I just don’t believe Curly was comforting Jimmy with the intent of helping him get rid of Anya. he wanted to help both of them he went #about it horribly like the game is literally about realizing how misguided you can be and that responsibility #and how to be responsible look different even if there are better options like it’s just weird just block my ass dawg #also I think the argument of how could the situation be worse if he stopped Jimmy is stupid cause it’s under the guise that Curly would #assume someone he trusted would just try and commit murder suicide or he’d get degloved and all his crew directly #or indirectly killed by that friend like sorry if that’s a reach statement like adding #your supplementary thoughts is how analysis is born but adding facts about events we don’t know happened and treating them like character #truths is lame is a cop out from actually engaging with parts of the story that adds grey areas to characters you wants to see in black #this is just a stupid like thing to me but it makes me sad cause I don’t even hate seeing depictions of Curly as more aware and #accommodating to Jimmy purposely but I need you to understand he thought he was doing the right thing for both his friends and his closest #friend but the key point is he thought he was doing right for both of them like what game were we both watching???#mouthwashing #like just block me pls like Anya would not share ur mindset or hold ur hand like do more than just pity her if you like her so much

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nattousan · 8 months ago

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when

whe you, when You were just trying to put i n some extra effort to try adn improve yoursel f and it got misinterpreted as malicious n u get yell ed at

#i'm slow as SHIT at carving the wax when making the dentures #equally bc of time blindness and being meticulous #i am VERY aware of how slow i am and have been working my ass off to try and improve #so when i got told AGAIN that i needed to pick things up #i asked my sis who is also a lab tech how she carves her wax #so she vid called me on lunch to show me how she does it #SO TO TRY AND SHOW MY TRAINER THAT I WAS TRYING TO IMPROVE #i go #oh! my sister suggests i do this and that to improve!#and she gets SUPER MAD AT ME #she GROWLS #LISTEN #you can't keep calling your sister for every little thing #(i'd only done this one other time)#I'M your trainer NOT her #you need to STOP being so damn meticulous and just Pay Attention #and i've tried being patient with you but you need to pick it up #and i was just like #*see above image*#she did apologize later but i think she thought i was like....#trying to undermine her somehow??#by seeking outside help??#bc i'm neurodivergent and asking someone who knows how my brain works??#i know she was just having a bad day probably but having adhd means #Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria #and so i went home like #aheem aheem whimper #nat chats #moi loif #neurodivergent

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boxwinebaddie · 5 months ago

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hello nina nation! sorry for the radio silence, but i’m running around at my new job a lot ( which i LOVE btw! i spend all day with the littles and hand out lots of ice pops to overheated kids and get drawn lots of pictures! ) so i fell asleep v early yday by accident.

pls note that i am working on my asks and am very excited about them ( there is an important lore one i’m stoked to finish aaa i’m taking extra time on it )

…i just ( smh ) keep getting distracted thinking about how iconique the When Worlds Collide HCU / Ravesey / OJV / Ewily/RSB stan-kyle swap crossover episode would be like it would go SOOOOO HARD GUYS

#nina speaks #i'm sorry me and teri were yappin about it #and i just know jk would be so obnoxious and aggro #like the whole time #just bc he’s wicked and nasty #but mostly bc he misses his stan #*jk addressing the other kyles*#LISTEN UP FOURS A TWELVE IS SPEAKIN #all while wearing one of those fuzzy bow cloth spa headbands #with like hearts and polka dots all over it #and his skin care on #and ravenstans ratty ass stain covered big giant boyfail teeshirt on #bc i feel like that’s how he was yeeted out of his universe waiting for rs to come home from a concert #meanwhile i think ravenstan looks cool and bad af in the raven cosplay SLAYED #and is being so nice help HDJSKS LIKE WOW GUAPISIMO ALL OF YOU <3 #jk trying to kill all the other kyles and rs tryna do everyone’s eyeliner HELP #like can we see all the kyles tryna swap pics of their stan’s on their phone #bc i swear to god jersey would be like #OK KNUCKLEHEADS #U GET 5 SECONDS TO LOOK AT MY STAN #i know he’s…very cute and a world famous rockstar and wears itsy bitsy pants #I DONT CARE IM WATCHING YOUR EYES IM WATCHIN ALLA YOUSE BACK OFF #do we understand do we see the vision are we obsessed also hi ana rp and teri <3

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ciphersbabygirl · 7 days ago

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Bitch

You are GAY

For fictional men

AGAINNN

SHUT UP NO IM NOOOOOOT I AM NOOOOOOT >:(

(yes I am but LISTEN HEAR ME OUT OKAY!?!?!?!?!? TOXIC DOOMED YAOI!??!?!?!?!?!)

#TOMMY LEAVE ME BE #YOU JNOW I CANT HELP IT #AND YOU KNOW YOUR ASS NEEDS TO GET HOME FROM SCHOOL SPPEDRUN STYLE SO I CAN INFODUMP TO YOU

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pandaspwnz · 10 months ago

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FUCK brain fog, all my homies HATE brain fog

#help lol #it's so bad #i had to go home early and i just changed into more comfortable pants. and i couldn’t fucking figure out how to get my leg through #it's SO. BAD.#i do think I have PMDD and I'm gonna talk to a doctor about it cause this definitely feels like it’s aggravated by hormones #not that i haven't had brain fog before at other times #but this frankly feels like a targeted attack against me and i feel awful #my post #brain fog #adhd #okay adding i just sat down on the toilet to pee and mid-stream my brain went WAIT!? DID WE MAKE IT TO THE TOILET!?#like dude YOUR ASS IS ON THE TOILET SEAT. YES. WE DID #fucking brain man

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necromancy-savant · 4 months ago

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That one poll reminded me of how one time in high school one Ms. Pease saw me quietly listening to my ipod in the hallway waiting for my next class and she just ripped it out of my hands. And I was staring in pure dumb shock for like 30 seconds and she was like "are you coming or not." She then proceeded to explain, once we walked the whole fucking school to her shitty little office she shared with 15 other people, that ipods aren't allowed in hallways. Which was news to me on account of everyone had them or cd players. She was known for being horrible for no reason but damn. I wish it was her who got arrested for cocaine

#it was a Spanish teacher. and not even the one I had whom everyone immediately suspected #let this be your sign that if you hate high school kids don't be a teacher #that was my one and only interaction with her miserable ass and I literally hope she died horribly years and years ago #a history teacher who caught me smoking once was sympathetic about my stolen ipod and helped me get it back and she was a literal angel #more of her and less of Pease in the world #people used to joke about the language department's food based names. Like Mr. Crabb and Ms Pease and Mr. Kofi #Mr. Kofi was a native French speaker from Cote D'ivoire. he was my French teacher and he was awesome. And they pronounced his name wrong #I was lucky I got him. We also had a teacher who taught French and Latin and spoke both with the strongest British accent ever #not to disrespect her or anything. She let us watch Gladiator in class. And I told her after like 3 weeks of class I finished the book #and she said ok here's the next one. if you get through that you can move up a whole year and go from Latin 1 to Latin 3/4 #after winter break. and I did do just that and I got the best grades in Latin 3/4 too #at Latin day I was a junior so I didn't get picked for the kartamen team (sp?)#and they lost first round #meanwhile I took multiple choice exams all day. My favorite. and I got 1st 2nd or 3rd place for every single one #so I literally won 10 awards all my myself at Latin Day. Just by taking multiple choice tests. they must have felt so stupid #I received those awards onstage at school the same day I got like 3 or 4 medals for the National Latin exam and the state exam #and the mythology exam #so I went home with like 15 awards that day so fuck you everyone who didn't want a junior on the kartamen team. I destroyed your sorry asse

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yandere-daydreams · 2 years ago

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embarrassed but honestly also slightly proud to admit that i’m a real human adult who is still semi-active on quotev

idk man i’ve just kept the tab open for years and at this point part of my routine is going in to check on the State of Things

i stil have the info for my old middle school quotev account, and i want to be the kind of person who can just go on there and vibe so so badly, but last time i tried, the first fic i got invested in was clearly written by a thirteen year old who did not do their research and i just. i had to check out as soon as someone got detention. in college. it was for porn reasons but. i couldn't.

#girl you are PAYING for this service #get your ass home or so help me god #and all the characters were already working on their dissertations like a week into the first year #OF THEIR ASSOCIATES DEGREE #love the enthusiasm but please for the love of god take a deep breath #you're putting me through palpitations here #personal #anon ask

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coyoxxtl · 5 months ago

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i didnt want to put this in my prev reblogs tags but like

my dad was a us army soldier that went to Iraq, and for a long time i thought he did good over there, or at least tried. like my mom said that he had locals thank him personally for his help. though now i wonder if he’s just, lying about all that. bc not only did he literally Come Back Wrong after his third deployment, over the years he slowly opens up about shit he deliberately never told me, like the time he and a few other soldiers were left for dead by his group, and he only survived because the locals helped him, if im remembering right. however, i wonder how true that all is, or rather does that make up for the other heinous shit he’s responsible for. i remember him telling me passively he tortured a man. so i Know he has skeletons in his closet, i know for a fact there’s shit he will take to his grave.

all those times i prayed for my dad to survive and come back home, was that at the expense of innocent Iraqis? could my dad dying out there saved someone? I’ll never know for sure, but it kinda points to that doesn’t it?

#its hard. growing up believing your dad a hero only to be disillusioned and see he was a murderous pawn for the state.#that he didn’t help anyone there. his presence alone made everything worse.#i know he didn’t enjoy it but that doesn’t matter #sometimes i think. maybe it would’ve been best for him to die out there. but what would that have done to me?#would i be so angry and devastated that i Never would have been disillusioned? i wouldve been a military bootlicker my whole life?#my dad lives so i can be better than him?#and ofc he comes home with ptsd out the ass and just blew up our family #as in he doesn’t love my mom anymore and wants to move away and split us all up #took me and my brothers to alaska and left my mom to struggle all on her own #only for him to be dogshit at the parenting thing when hes by himself. kept bringing in other women in his life #my moms okay now. shes remarried and owns a home and both of my brothers live with her now. but the journey to get there? it was fucked #i just. i fucking hate the military. i hate what it did to my family i hate what it does to families overseas #idk why im even going on about this #here of all places #txt

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juniestar · 6 months ago

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It’s ridiculous how men will talk 2 women they don’t find attractive or “cool”. Genuinely treating them like nothing at all. I asked a friend from college (who used to rely on me to get through writing classes) to keep an eye out for job leads in NY for me since I’m looking to move and he immediately rejected the ask bc he doesn’t work in broadcasting (like we studied). I told him well neither do I, I’m looking for anything, and congratulations on your move and he read it without writing back… man I got you through two or three classes and you can’t at least surface level agree to keep a fucking eye out? Come on

#i did think he was cute but i never made any direct moves or anything. i wonder if it was that? i found him more inconsiderate though and #that really is what wins out. but i do wonder if he like knew and was grossed out or some shit. which i get to an extent but also it’s not #like I was plotting. no i really don’t get what the deal is.#i keep thinking about it like are you seriously talking to me like this bc i’m not cool enough to help? or what? i generally lean towards #good faith interpretations in situations as ambiguous as these but theyve never served me like usually if i read someone as bitchy its bc #theyre being bitchy. the texts this guy would send me whenever i saved his ass are crazy btw. ‘’niku lets move to la and write til the cows #come home’’ ‘’niku youre the best’’ ‘’niku can you please read over my essay’’ ‘’niku am i a bad writer’’ so what is this new energy #oh well. all my haters turn to waiters at the table of success. except my ex friend who just got nominated for an emmy.#unfort i am a waiter at her table of success

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junonreactor · 1 year ago

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crawling. i think it should be fucking illegal for extended family to visit you if you already had a family dinner with them the day before

#especially if you are going to come over to extend the long conversation about why i am not married yet #Go Home to your husband and child literally why are you getting up my ass so bad when we only see each other #like. twice a year. what is your problem when *i* am the one who has to help YOUR sister with [redacted] because your #husband won't let you or whatever. sorry i never used the blush set you sent me when i turned 17? i will move out immediately and get #hitched to the first man i see???? is that what you want to hear. will you leave after that #ein babbles #to delete

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flippedorbit · 1 year ago

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do you want me to fucking go off on you? do you truly fucking want that mother?