#BUT FUCKING CHRIST

[chronically-ghosted]

i would simply not abandon my master if he had biceps like that or manny jacinto’s face RIP to Mae but i’m different

[undertheorangetree]

the feminine urge to completely rewrite the entirety of season two

[rozaceous]

through gritted teeth: i'm going to finish this fucking chapter THIS WEEKEND

[one-winged-dreams]

oh that's why :)

IT WAS THE GOOD SOLDIER GETTING KILLED VIBE THAT WAS RADIATING OFF OF HIM LMAOOOO :'''D

[courtanie]

Yo remember when they took away this site's only actual draw of porn abound under the guise of "to do away with bots"

Well then motherfuckers why have I gotten literally over 30 bots that I've had to block in the last week alone?

[katiefratie]

HOLY FUCK?????? ROSAMUND????? Good lord Thumblina oh no......oh my god....a new darker Sleeping Beauty.....

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[problemnyatic]

when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,

[meowdy-all]

Saw someone post white jayce and for a good two minutes i had no clue who it was supposed to be.

[lastoneout]

"sugar is poison" sugar is your body's preferred fuel choice and if you stop eating it entirely you will die

[wakingfromthewater]

Also I looked at my paycheck after I got my seniority raise and nearly cried.

[hypothesis-hobbyist]

I wrote multiple college papers about SSI benefits, considered myself reasonably well versed in how fucking asinine all the means testing was, and indeed writing those papers was the beginning of the end for my giant centrist brain.

I did not know we were doing this shit.

"Under the new rule, which goes into effect Sept. 30, food will no longer count toward calculations for eligibility for benefits, known as In-Kind Support and Maintenance, or ISM.

The new rule means SSI beneficiaries will no longer have to worry that the groceries or meals they receive from family or friends may reduce their monthly benefits, said Darcy Milburn, director of Social Security and health care policy at The Arc, a nonprofit organization serving people with developmental and intellectual disabilities.

The Social Security Administration, in turn, will no longer have to use its limited resources to document every time a beneficiary received free food and then cut their monthly benefit by as much as a third, she said."

[blondie-drawings]

mama a Body behind you 😰 // pt1/pt2/pt3

[amyrafiercebladeartz]

Getting into a Transformers Hyperfixation has taught me one thing:

I need to learn how to draw robots

[doctorhomo]

“old man writes about gen z on their damn phones” ?????? no?????? old man writes about the dangers of staying in your own bubble and prejudice and privilege to the point where you’d rather die than let a black man save you????? old man writes about useless influencer-types who are so dependent on their bubble that they dont know when they need a piss???????? old man writes about white people desperately trying to make their own aryan society and staying in their racist BUBBLE ????????

[teethburied]

lestat + piano