#BUT ALSO SO TRUE

[maxpadelchampion]

charles leclerc didn’t get the 2023 Lestappen Experience(TM) in vegas and decided to turn evil

[things-methinks]

Stole this from instagram, made a few changes

[your-fave-is-just-a-lil-guy]

Eevee from Pokemon 💜💜💜

Eevee from Pokémon is just a little guy!

[everysongieverwrote]

Under the Bridge: A Summary

Episode 1:

Rebecca: *gets a random call from a girl she just met and had thought could be a good source for book material--goes to the police station to pick her up mostly out of curiosity. And sees Cam for the first time in 10 years.* Oh shit. Cam's a cop now? Welp. Guess I better get involved.

Cam's "Fuck Off!" Level: 83.52 (base level)

Episode 2:

Rebecca: *a little bit tipsy after drinking and having dinner with the Prime Suspect* So you're a cop now. That's kind of terrible. *also tries to make a joke and touch Cam's arm*

Cam's "Fuck Off!" Level: +25pts (108.52)

Episode 3: Part 1

Rebecca: *more than a little freaked out after embedding herself with the CMC girls and definitely still buzzed* Cam, I know who the murderer is! See? I'm helping!

Cam: Nice try. You are wrong.

Cam's "Fuck Off!" Level: +10pts (118.52)

Episode 3: Part 2

Rebecca: *sober. But ready to get a drink with Cam* I'm sorry for losing touch. Please let me help you. Other people hate cops too. They'll tell me things they'll never tell you. Like Raj, btw. I could talk to him for you if you want. I could be like your secret partner.

Cam: ...I'll keep that in mind.

Cam's "Fuck Off!" Level: -5pts (113.52)

/correction/

+Dancing: -30pts

Almost Kiss: +5pts (Not. Ready.)

+Forehead Touch: -10.02pts

+Nose Touches: -10.05pts

+Kiss x1: -15.20pts

+Kiss x2: -30.25pts

+Neck Kiss: -50pts

+Everything Else!: -150pts

/Total/ = -183pts

Episode 5:

Rebecca: *follows Cam into the bathroom. Presses a comforting hand to her back* We'll figure this out. Together. We just have to keep digging. How about you scare those kids a little bit? And I offer them a fake way out, you know, to gain their trust? Like a little good cop, bad cop action? Think it could work?

Cam: ...You look pretty today.

Cam's "Fuck Off!" Level: -- (so far below zero it no longer registers)

Then it skyrocketed back to the start at the end of Episode 6. Rebecca x Cam in a nutshell, everybody.

Also: Hi, there, anon! Nice to hear from you again. I was wondering where you wandered off to.

[siminiecricketart]

“Get over it” BECKY PLEASE

[dafuq-lyrehc]

So whose dick do I gotta suck to see Jericho performed live?

[random-weird]

having the absolute TIME OF MY LIFE perusing lockwood and co playlists on spotify, I mean

absolutely, yes

incredible

[bowofbalance]

Some major takeaways from finally meeting someone who also loves 13, in no particular order, because I want to share all of these very valuable discoveries:

House basically adopts 13 as a teenager, he practically raises her with Chase, Cameron, Cuddy, and Wilson, and he "kidnaps" her whenever she needs to get away from her family. He has her help with his clinic hours, so she ends up going to med school. She proceeds to just be around until Cuddy finally insists on hiring her so she can get more of a say in parenting 13 decisions. House and 13 both individually feel like the winners in this situation.

When 13 came out to her dad, it might have gone badly. But House "kidnaps" her and they go shoot spud guns and she comes out to Cuddy and everything is okay.

Amber/cutthroat bitch drugs 13, who is objectively just the best and so obviously everyone resents her. It goes very badly because 13 has Huntington's. House is absolutely furious and ends up giving 13 a knife as a gift. Cuddy is displeased but 13 loves it.

13 steals everyone's winter clothes. Cuddy responds by buying her stuff, Cameron responds by making her stuff, and House responds by making his stuff easier to steal because he thinks the youth need enrichment.

[octavianacidicbreastmilk]

i do want carnally all my mutuals posting about their father and i hope they want me back :3

[thelasttime]

bad blood by taylor swift was there for me when no one else was (literally)

this was me when i was so cold during nashville night 3 that i was literally so excited for the fire blasts during "bad blood" so i could be warmed up

[beawritingbooks]

[gongyussy]

make men slutty again.

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bonus as rightfully added by @polyabathtub:

[cracklewink]

My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol

[bloodybrilliant-mnk]

Man hating straight girl and a mean lesbian are the perfect combo

[purpleangelsele]

This was my problem in like middle school or hell even high school. I was trying to sound sophisticated but every other word was, and, then,

You get the point.

that's just what being a writer is like

[eydilily]

2 sore losers!