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[everysongieverwrote]

Under the Bridge: A Summary

Episode 1:

Rebecca: *gets a random call from a girl she just met and had thought could be a good source for book material--goes to the police station to pick her up mostly out of curiosity. And sees Cam for the first time in 10 years.* Oh shit. Cam's a cop now? Welp. Guess I better get involved.

Cam's "Fuck Off!" Level: 83.52 (base level)

Episode 2:

Rebecca: *a little bit tipsy after drinking and having dinner with the Prime Suspect* So you're a cop now. That's kind of terrible. *also tries to make a joke and touch Cam's arm*

Cam's "Fuck Off!" Level: +25pts (108.52)

Episode 3: Part 1

Rebecca: *more than a little freaked out after embedding herself with the CMC girls and definitely still buzzed* Cam, I know who the murderer is! See? I'm helping!

Cam: Nice try. You are wrong.

Cam's "Fuck Off!" Level: +10pts (118.52)

Episode 3: Part 2

Rebecca: *sober. But ready to get a drink with Cam* I'm sorry for losing touch. Please let me help you. Other people hate cops too. They'll tell me things they'll never tell you. Like Raj, btw. I could talk to him for you if you want. I could be like your secret partner.

Cam: ...I'll keep that in mind.

Cam's "Fuck Off!" Level: -5pts (113.52)

/correction/

+Dancing: -30pts

Almost Kiss: +5pts (Not. Ready.)

+Forehead Touch: -10.02pts

+Nose Touches: -10.05pts

+Kiss x1: -15.20pts

+Kiss x2: -30.25pts

+Neck Kiss: -50pts

+Everything Else!: -150pts

/Total/ = -183pts

Episode 5:

Rebecca: *follows Cam into the bathroom. Presses a comforting hand to her back* We'll figure this out. Together. We just have to keep digging. How about you scare those kids a little bit? And I offer them a fake way out, you know, to gain their trust? Like a little good cop, bad cop action? Think it could work?

Cam: ...You look pretty today.

Cam's "Fuck Off!" Level: -- (so far below zero it no longer registers)

Then it skyrocketed back to the start at the end of Episode 6. Rebecca x Cam in a nutshell, everybody.

Also: Hi, there, anon! Nice to hear from you again. I was wondering where you wandered off to.

[everysongieverwrote]

Under the Bridge: Rebecca x Cam A summary

Episode 1: Fuck off

Episode 2: Actually, no YOU fuck off. I can help you.

Episode 3: WAIT. Fuck me. (please)

*I love this song

LOL. Anon, I really want you to continue this as the show progresses. Just keep throwing them here every week, please.

[everysongieverwrote]

Under the Bridge: A Summary

Episode 1: On its face, this story is the opposite of a Fairytale...

Episode 2: This isn't just a Mystery, it's a Fucking Tragedy...

Episode 3: This Chapter is for the Lesbians Specifically...

Episode 4: Stories Have No End, And No Beginning. We Always Get A Piece, Plucked From The Whole...

Oh, hey! It's you! You're back! Yay!

Honestly, the metaphors and the kinda (hauntingly) poetic phrases in this show are amazing.