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ratatatastic · 7 months ago

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you think nothing can hurt you until your favourite baseball player gets dealt to a chicago team

#txt #its fine its the better chicago team #BUT A CUBBIE!?!?@?!?#A CUBBIE. A FUCKING CUBBIE!?!??@@#its fine hes reunited with cb and miles...#at least i have an excuse to watch cubbie games and appreciate the eyecandy that is dansby #im sorry i never took that franchise seriously but after gomes tackled smyly and he lost his no hitter theyve become a clownshow to me #the rays once again proving you actually cant get attached to anyone at all because they will be shipped off like cattle 👍#“(We) felt like the short term pain was going to be more than made up for by a delayed gratification into our future” oh fucking bite me #i hope your franchise fucking rots for a millenia #i guess i have to dust off the ole arrieta cubby jersey dear god #im sorry i get a lot meaner about baseball because ive been on this rodeoshow since i was like 5 im awfully jaded about these things

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vivitalks · 1 month ago

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best types of brennan NPC

autism haver

stoner

frat bro who has unlearned hypermasculinity so hard that he's gone 100% the opposite direction about it

anticapitalist proletarian

the most insane person you've ever met

#brennan lee mulligan #in order this post is about (1) ayda aguefort (2) max durden (3) ragh barkrock #(4) bud cubby and (5) bill seacaster #guess what SHOW i am WATCHING #dimension 20 #d20 #stuff #blmulligan #dnd #ok wait i wanna think about this for unsleeping city #who are the autism havers in tuc why am i blanking.......#im gonna say esther could be an autism haver. or nod #the johns are obviously the frat bros #seven (s3\/3n?) is the anticapitalist proletarian obviously #maddy is both the anticapitalist and the autism haver as a matter of fact #and her name might be spelled maddie idk #anyway alejandro is the stoner #and wally is absolutely the most insane person youve ever met......him and la gran gata perhaps.......#i just remembered about arthur aguefort the actual most insane person youve ever met #strong case for that #the point is these are always brennan's best NPCs #most sentimental? most touching scenes? usually not. but fucking funniest? almost without fail #fantasy high

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metamatronic · 23 days ago

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William Discovers How Lizzie Died

william not knowing his robots were built to be murder machines is *so* funny to me.

#williamwasframed!au #alliswell!aftons #springtrap #william afton #circus baby #scrap baby #elizabeth afton #art #doodles #comic #digital art #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fanart #“those aren’t the design choices we were referring to mr. afton”#william: *geniune confusion*#it never gets old #“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY’RE CHILD KIDNAPPING CUBBIES”#“YOU SAID THOSE WERE FOR ICE CREAM CAKES HENRY”

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compaculaaa · 4 months ago

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Showing off the babies ✨

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beastbabysnight · 10 months ago

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🐮Excited to see you

#cubby girl #huge titts #goth gf #fat hucow #perfect hucow #hucow fantasy

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curlzfeedee · 2 months ago

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selfdiagnosedeyemotif · 1 year ago

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also i do think that we should be talking about bud cubby delivering mail to the applebees and telling them TO THEIR FACES that they're fascists. actual king shit

#we LOVE bud cubby in this household #fantasy high #fhjy #does bud have a tag? should i tag him?#bud cubby #seems he does #back to spyre!!!

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chungledown-bimothy · 11 months ago

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"Do you have a fucking warrant?"

Somewhere, probably nearby, Bud Cubby is very proud.

#dimension 20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year #zac oyama #gorgug thistlespring #bud cubby

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draconym · 2 months ago

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This creature is desperately trying to crawl inside the oven with the tofurky

#dog #cubbie

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barbies1shots · 6 months ago

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I love the anon that asked for height & size difference for AOT

Can we get one with (your fav) but MHA

Love your writing 💕

hi anon! ofc, and thank you so much for reading<3

this is actually gender neutral, and chubby pups accepted!

☆- exhibitionism(in the classroom), size difference, praise, established relationship, overstim, free use, featuring AIZAWA SHOUTA♡

Aizawa Shouta has never been a soft man. always stern and nonchalant. you, bringing him food during his office hours or during his lunch break always turns in the wrong direction. since he is the Underground Pro hero, always working day in day night. teaching his class in the day while fighting ruthlessly at night, he seems to have no time to himself. but he always seems to make time to fuck you inside and out..

he sat lazily in his classroom chair with his head tilted back, and you were sitting on top of him, straddling him as you shifted on his thick thighs. your knees dug into his muscles, and your hands clutched the clothing covering his upper body.

you were just trembling like a small pup. just turns out you just can't take him by yourself:( needing help from him.

you had just the tip nudged into your gummy hole and he grunted, a low sound coming from his throat and he gripped your pudgy hips. his veins bulging through his skin.

"Either you do it right, or dont do it at all."

he grunted and began to steadily push your hips down. he just kept going as your pleasure filled whines grew louder. omg, since he is just so big, it just feels like he's in your guts:<

you cry out sharply when he planted his feet flat on the ground and lifted your body weight, only to let gravity have its way and drop you back down on his lap. he bucked into you, his black hair falling over his shoulders as he groanes from the tightness- or the warmness, or even the softness of your cunt.

he shut out your cries, even when you tried to push his arms away from coming to wrap around you to jack hammer his hips into yours. he shut out your begs that he was 'too good!' or 'too big, m' cant do it anymore!'

:((

he mumbled about how good you feel, that you were just amazing to him and that you couldn't get enough. that he just wanted more and more from your spent body. dragging orgasm and orgasm from your trembling body.

the way he dragged his thick tip from the rim of your hole to punching your g-spot had literal tears cascading down your flushed cheeks. his arms wrapped around your waist, and they were just so big while he had you pinned to his sculptured chest.

lifting you up before dropping you back down to meet the buck of his hips. the round getting his chair sopping wet and his pushed down pants soaked in jucies and liquids.

Aizawa needed to get all his stress and frustration out, and he needed to use you. he just needed you.

he needed the way you cared for him, the way you were concerned over him. he needed your reassurance. he needs your mind, soul, and body.

and now, your fucked out brain, sopping hole and a drooling, dumb mess on his shoulder? what more could Aizawa Shouta ask for?

AHHHH!! Aizawa is my literal husband. thank you for the ask, anon!<3

also, i want mutals, add me guys, im not scary:(

@aizawasbarb