#BTW im not gonna make one for Sebastian
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truthdawn · 1 month ago
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grh I wanna start working on my human (oid) pressure entity designs again……
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skitskatdacat63 · 2 years ago
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2011 - Jense & Seb - Parc Fermé
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sci-bax · 26 days ago
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Does anyone else find that music gives them inspiration for stories? Im working on my first game's story rn and quite a few songs have helped me figure out what i want some of the places/characters to be like
Spider Girl and 1000 Doors helped so much with thinking up a certain part of the game😭
In terms of dialogue, Ive got some dialogue options for a shopkeeper but nothing past that💔
#I swapped a characters role with another character who i think would be much more significant and actually make more sense#still need to find a game engine i already have gamemaker studio 2 but apparently it costs quite a lot of money to release a game on there#ocs#the character i swapped out is still somewhat important lore wise but ill decide whether to include them in the game as a random npc#or just leave them in my sketchbook till i actually start writing the thing theyre supposed to play a pretty big role in#btw this is a different game than the one i posted about a few months ago i deleted the post tho#im still cringing at something i wrote in it#the game hasnt been abandoned btw its just a bit too complex to make rn so im just gonna work on the plot for a few years#before actually making it#Also#THE SHOPKEEPER ISNT BASED ON SEBASTIAN SOLACE I JUST WANT TO CLEAR THAT UP CAUSE I KNOW SOMEONE IS GONNA SAY THAT WHEN THEY SEE HIM#HES EXISTED FOR 2 YEARS BEFORE PRESSURE EVEN CAME OUT AND I WAS JUST A BIT INSPIRED BY SEBASTIAN TO MAKE THE CHARACTER A SHOPKEEPER#THEY DONT HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON APART FROM BEING SHOPKEEPERS WHO WEAR COATS AND HAVE SIMILAR NAMES🤬🤬🤬#The only reason i even started making ts is because i read Horrortale and thought it was sick asf and got inspired to make a game similar#feels like every indie game somehow is inspired in some way by Earthbound#i have like 60 unused joke death screen dialogues which nobody will ever see cause theyre all cringe and being replaced by actual dialogue#oc#most of the characters and places have existed for ages before this but are just being used now#the mc was gonna be in a totally different thing but idk if ill even make that now#i really like one of the character designs i came up with for it so ill find some use for them ig#gardar
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ribbonbite · 5 months ago
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sebastian solace headcanons because I LOVE HIMMMM <3
a/n ♡ this is very silly so don't take it too seriously >_< im probably gonna mischaracterize him too so ooouuu....
some romance and some stupid ones!! ( *・ω・) sorry if this is short btw </3
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♡ he's a bad kisser. like really bad. I imagine he hasn't gotten some sort of action in forever so when he kisses you for the first time, you're APPALLED because of how much teeth and tongue he's using. you, of course, teach him how to kiss properly! (teehee)
♡ good hugger, though! he would never do it often but when he does, it feels amazing.
♡ sebastian would curl up like a cat when he sleeps and it's SO adorable to see!
♡ he would tease you a lot just to see your reactions. like how can someone be so cute when they're irritated???
♡ related to the teasing thing, he's somehow a huge flirt. he definitely loves seeing how flustered and confused you get because of his flirting (he just loves looking at you, I guess!)
♡ sebastian would like it when you pet his tail. I don't know why but he just loves it when you slowly caress it, being gentle as possible as to not hurt him in any way.
♡ he likes to hold you sometimes. he'll just pick you up off the floor and hold you like a pet who got caught sneaking into his snacks (which you probably did, I won't lie 😭)
♡ continuing with the cat related stuff, sebastian probably sneezes like one too. when you catch him sneezing, you start giggling at how cute he is (which makes him kick you out of his shop. oops!)
♡ bonus: sebastian is an orbit and his biases are hyunjin and jinsoul (/j)
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leclercvsx · 1 year ago
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FANBOY | SMAU
CHARLES LECLERC
pairings: Charles x singer!reader
summary: charles (and some other drivers) fanboy over y/n and her music.
faceclaim: Huh Yunjin (my wife xo)
warnings: none
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yourusername
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yourusername: i can change everything about me to fit in
y/nfan: IS THIS A SONG LYRIC?!?!
y/nlover: i might cry like actually
fancyy/n: MOTHER IS MAKING A NEW ALBUM IM CALLING IT RIGHT NOW
luvy/n: UGH i need new music rn pls
y/nlover: no because actually
lilymhe: this album will make me sob won’t it
yourusername: maybe🤭
lilymhe: AH HELLO
riabish: so excited !!! 😭
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loveyy/n: this album gonna be so relatable, i can just tell🫣
l0vey/n: release it already🫣
chae_yung: i heard it first😊
yourusername: don’t tease them😠
eun.7: y’all are about to lose your shit😹
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y/n.jpg: opened the jpg account for a few minutes so welcome new people and old people 🙄
TAGGED: chae_yung and eun.7
lilymhe: i’m honored
chae_yung: i will smack that look off your face
y/n.jpg: girl be for real, i can take you in a fight😤
chae_yung: stfu
danielricciardo: made it just in time😰
y/n.jpg: please go back to redbull, i need it in my life😭
charles_leclerc: i barely made it🙄
y/n.jpg: leave ferrari !!! jk…unless🫣
y/nfan: MOTHER WHEN IS THE ALBUM BEING RELEASED
y/n.jpg: SOON VERY VERY SOON, MY CHILD
eun.7: ew
y/n.jpg: you’re my biggest hater
y/nlover: release the album now🤭
y/n.jpg: how about, no🤭
alex_albon: my girlfriend loves you more than me😔
y/n.jpg: your girlfriend is now my wife 🫶
lilymhe: YES I LOVE YOU
alex_albon: i love you too❤️
lilymhe: not you🙄
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yourusername: my new album ‘folklore’ is finally out and available for streaming on ALL platforms!! I hope you guys enjoy this album as much i did making it.
This album means a lot to me and has a few of my favorite songs i’ve ever written on it. Such as ‘This Is Me Trying’, ‘mirrorball’, ‘seven’ and ‘the lakes’.
stream now !! 🫶
y/nfan: NO COS SHE ATE WITH THIS ALBUM
y/nlover: don’t mind me just sobbing over seven
fancyy/n: i BALLED listening to this whole album😭😭
lilymhe: my new favourite album, i love it so much☹️
yourusername: i love YOU so much🫶
charles_leclerc: honestly, one of your best albums.
yourusername: why thank you mr leclerc🤭
alex_albon: lily’s been crying nonstop over this🙄
yourusername: my poor wife :( i didn’t mean to make you cry 😔🫶
lilymhe: you’re forgiven babe❤️
alex_albon: leave MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE
eun.7: meh, it was alright
yourusername: 🙄
chae_yung: so proud of you🫶
yourusername: ily😭
l0vey/n: no cause seven’s chorus made me want to kms☹️
yourusername: please don’t !! 🫶
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yourusername: in the words of sebastian vettel (my lover) “Everyone is a Ferrari fan. Even if they’re not, they’re a Ferrari fan” ❤️🏎️
TAGGED: charles_leclerc, carlossainz55, ferrari and eun.7
ferrari: ❤️
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charles_leclerc: it was great meeting you ❤️
yourusername: you too!! 🫶
carlossainz55: ❤️
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lilymhe: meeting you has made my life complete btw😘
yourusername: AH MY WIFE I LOVE YOU
alex_albon: first you take my girlfriend and now you’re not even a williams fan🙄
yourusername: no one’s a williams fan 🫶
y/nfan: not eunchae wearing a CHECO hat
yourusername: don’t. we’ve had our discussion about THAT.
eun.7: it was so fun tho, even with you there x
yourusername: girl the only reason you were there was because of ME
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y/n.jpg: currently falling in love with charles leclerc, don’t mind me x (the toto pic is off pinterest…dilf<3)
TAGGED: charles_leclerc
charles_leclerc: im honoured love😉
y/n.jpg: on my knees rn
eun.7: obsessed much
y/n.jpg: i will literally fight you right now
chae_yung: i ship it 😚
y/n.jpg: 😙😙
lilymhe: i know something people don’t👀👀
y/n.jpg: shh now😉
y/nfan: new relationship = new music 🤪
y/nlover: f1 y/n is my fave y/n😫
eun.7: just realised, don’t you hate ferrari? 🤨
y/n.jpg: when they’re screwing my man over, yes.
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y/n.jpg: can i go, where you go❤️
feat freddie the horse cos i missed him sm and duke my not so little puppy 😙
TAGGED: charles_leclerc
charles_leclerc: i love you ❤️
y/n.jpg: AH i love you too, so much😭😭
y/nfan: NEW SONG??? NEW BOYFRIEND?? IM GOING INSANE
y/nlover: omg an album about being in love💔💔💔
eun.7: why didn’t you take me with you to see freddie😔
y/n.jpg: you didn’t deserve to come x
charles_leclerc: i went with her instead🤭
eun.7: wow, i’ll remember this
lilymhe: HAHA I KNEW THIS FIRST🫶🫶
y/n.jpg: of course bby😘
chae_yung: happy for you!! ❤️
y/n.jpg: i love you so much😭🫶
charles_leclerc
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charles_leclerc: stream y/n’s new album, lover ❤️
TAGGED: yourusername
yourusername: hehe, thank you baby😘
charles_leclerc: you’re very welcome sweetheart❤️
charlesfan: they’re adorable🙄
y/ncharles: he’s promoting her new album :((((
carlossainz55: i like the song cornelia street
yourusername: and the song cornelia street likes you, carlos <3
eun.7: makes no sense
yourusername: fuck off
y/nfan: thank you Mr leclerc for being an inspiration for mother to produce a new album🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️
y/nlover: i need maathp shooting through my veins
ferrari: ❤️
sebastianvettel: congrats mate, the album is amazing too y/n!
charles_leclerc: thanks mate, but you made her cry of happiness😭
yourusername: i love you😭😭
danielricciardo: i was her fan first btw
yourusername: of course danny😘
ferrarifan: she’s already getting along with his friends😭i😭love😭them😭
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i hope you all enjoyed this one shot! i loved making it! although he didn’t really fanboy over her but that’s fine lmao. Small reminder, requests are still open!! 🫶
masterlist | request
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button-cat · 4 months ago
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psst,,,do you like the game pressure from roblox,,,
u don't? oki *shows u my pressure oc anyways*
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meet Hazal !! :D I had her living in my head rent free for days now lol- for anyone wondering- uh they're basically a combination of many different sea animals,,, which im just gonna list down here cause why not-
Dumbo Octopus, Sea angel, Anglerfish, Vampire squid, Nudibranch, Fangtooth, Narwhal and Mimic octopus- thE REASON I ADDED SO MANY BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO CHALLENGE MYSELF ON HER DESIGN- i tried my best to add at least one feature of each sea animal i listed down here on their design- :3
also btw- uh Hazal is a minor !! pls don't make any weird comments about them- D: I'm still deciding on what age they'll be but i'll be letting u know that she is going to be younger than 13- :b
still mostly trying to figure out how exactly her lore is gonna be like so there may be changes here and there- :b i'll let u know tho that she's basically an accidental creation by Urbanshade-
for now have this silly video i made of Sebastian and Hazal :3
(i haven't made something like this for a long time now dang-)
btw Hazal isn't actually this small like shown in the video- just made her that way here because i thought it was more silly :3
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moonferry · 5 months ago
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welcome to a segment i like to call "are they/arent they" where i list a category & some stardew valley characters and debate whether or not they actually would be that thing. potentially nsfw text?
first up, non marriageable npcs and whether or not they are a dilf/milf:
marlon: obviously. there's no debate here.
the wizard: yes. no further comments.
linus: no. that is my best friend d right there i will not "go into his tent"
lewis: absolutely NOT. that man is greasy.
marnie: you know what? yeah. she is. in more of a "rich wine aunt you see at parties twice a year" way.
kent: do i even have to say anything? yes hes a dilf 100%. makes me think of that gg audio that's like "im a truth seeker, i seek the truth..."
jodi: yes but more in a "IM GOING TO MAKE HER MY GF" kind of way.
robin: .... seriously guys? do i need to answer this? (the answer is yes btw)
demetrius: no. but he'd be nice to sit and have a chat with, he can ramble about his experiments to me <3
pierre: honestly a strong maybe, but im gonna say no because his vibes are abhorrent.
caroline: yes. caroline was the first npc i became friends with so she's always a yes <3
george: no. don't even ask that.
evelyn: NO. that's my sweet granny im gonna make cookies with her.
sandy: i mean she has the potential but i don't think she's old enough to be considered a milf? it's a maybe but a definite yes in the future.
gus: hmm.. im gonna say maybe with high yes potential. i mean he can cook.
willy: i know this one is likely gonna get split 50/50 between you guys but it's a no from me. that's my uncle figure. he literally calls me his skipper and i go YEAAAH!!!
clint: ❌❌❌
gunther: yes. i just wish we could actually talk to him tho.
gil: hmmm.. it's possible. this is a maybe.
pam: no </3 love her but not like that
now, onto the marriage candidates and whether they are a top, bottom, or switch. here's the nsfw text. feel free to skip or read, it's up to you.
shane: dominant top. i just can't see him as submissive im sorry guys.
sam: submissive top. literally just wants to make it enjoyable for his partner, probably likes to be praised. u tell him good job? hes gone.
sebastian: power bottom. he knows what he wants and isn't afraid to let his partner know.
emily: trick question. she's asexual.
haley: dominant top. i don't really think i need to explain this.
penny: bottom. please treat her nicely or she'll cry.
harvey: SWITCH. he has potential for both, but i feel like he'd be more on the gentle side. maybe slightly more submissive depending on the situation. (#menwhowhimper)
maru: i feel like shes a tough one. on one hand i can see her as asexual, but on the other i think she'd be a switch. i think it fluctuates for her & she goes through periods of sex repulsion & hypersexuality.
leah: dominant switch, but i feel like she'd be more open to topping. muscular women .. ooogh.
elliott: another switch. he is literally open to anything & everything.
abigail: ooh another tough one. im honestly not sure possibly bottom? she'd also be open to top of you asked.
alex: *cracks knuckles* oooh you see those big muscles and personality and think "top" right? wrong. that man is a submissive bottom. he also has a tendency to allow himself to get overstimulated because he wants to "see what his body can handle"
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undergaunts · 5 months ago
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Call Me Baby (Chapter 1)
Sebastian Sallow x Ominis Gaunt (Modern!AU)
Summary: The text chat logs between Sebastian Sallow and Ominis Gaunt during their 6th and 7th year at Hogwarts. (or Sebastian and Ominis can't bear to be apart for longer than 5 minutes, so spend their entire summer, winter and spring breaks texting and calling each other)
Rating: Teen & Up (this will go up in the next chapters!)
Word count: 4.1k
Recommended to read on AO3 as the layout is better but it’s also below the cut <3
SUMMER
July 2nd, 2:08pm
SBSTN hey
Ominis Good morning.
SBSTN morning ?! it’s like 2pm
Ominis I’m aware. I was joking.
SBSTN OH
LMAO
sorry im half awake
Ominis At 2 in the afternoon? What a shock!
SBSTN alright grumpy
just because u already miss me doesn’t mean u can be mean
Ominis I don’t miss you. I’m enjoying the peace and quiet.
SBSTN oh im sure
brb breakfast
2:42pm
SBSTN k back
Ominis Did you enjoy your ‘breakfast’?
SBSTN ya it was basically just toast lol
Ominis You’ll spoil your appetite for supper if you eat so late.
SBSTN I could eat more AND still eat dinner
im a growing boy!
Ominis Horizontally or vertically?
SBSTN >:(
gonna ignore that
Anne says hello
Ominis Hello Anne, how are you?
SBSTN she says shes good
she asks how u r
Ominis Well, for where I am, thank you. Missing you already! 
SBSTN HEY >:(
u just said u don’t miss me
Ominis Indeed, but I miss Anne.
SBSTN piss off
she’s laughing at me
ur both bullies
Ominis :)
SBSTN >>>:((((
ok she’s dragging me out, imma leave my phone here cos solomon said he wont buy me a new one if i lose it again lol
speak later ?
Ominis Have a nice time. Speak later.
SBSTN phone?
Ominis If you’d like.
SBSTN kewl
BYE
Ominis Goodbye.
July 6th, 10:19am
SBSTN *image*
LOOK
wait
LOL
sorry
basically we saw this like albino cat and it reminded me and anne of u
it had little beauty marks and stuff as well
u sure ur not in feldcroft?
r u an animagus and u didn’t tell me ?!
Ominis Good morning.
SBSTN MORNING
prev mssgs plz
Ominis I’m most certainly not an animagus Sebastian.
SBSTN no i was joking
ik u wld tell me :P
not the point
CAT!OMINIS
Ominis Yes, very sweet.
SBSTN u ok?
Ominis Never been better.
SBSTN :/
sure ?
Ominis Yes, thank you.
SBSTN ok
sure ur sure
Ominis Yes, Sebastian. I’m perfectly well.
SBSTN Alright
July 9th, 12:30pm
SBSTN any plans the next couple weeks then ?
Ominis Much the same. Sit in my bedroom. Ponder life. I may even dare to eat some food.
SBSTN please eat lol
i can come to little hangleton and hang out if u want me to
@ GAUNT MANOR
lol mad ur family is so rich
Ominis I couldn’t think of anything worse.
SBSTN oi
being srs, floo straight in thru ur fireplace
bam, sebby and omi party time
if i was there u might venture further than ur kitchen lol
Ominis Absolutely not. I would send you straight back.
SBSTN :(
u wound me ominis
Ominis It’s not that I don’t want to see you. I’ve heard word is to.
SBSTN huh
Ominis Apologies. Damned speech to text. I was whispering. Some of these House Elves will report anything. Oh who cares. My mother and father are returning soon. Probably within the next week.
SBSTN oh
sorry :(
Ominis No need. I will do my very best to avoid them.
SBSTN i could still come for a day
b4 they get there
might make the next 2 months a bit bearable if u c me again
well not see me but u know what i mean
1:12pm
SBSTN hello?
Ominis Apologies.
I’d like to see you, but coming here is not a good idea.
SBSTN y?
Ominis You know why.
SBSTN ya but
surely having a friend over is fine right
i am also pureblood btw
Ominis Sebastian.
SBSTN well i am lmao
ik im not rich and there is probably some muggle blood in me from like … 5 centuries ago but
im all wizard, all man B)
anyway surely they aren’t even gonna be there for a few days yet
and even if they turn up i can just
bam floo straight back home
Ominis No.
SBSTN Ominis.
Ominis Sebastian.
I’ve said no. My decision is final.
SBSTN ok :(
Ominis but thank you for caring
July 11th, 6:00pm
Ominis Bye
SBSTN WHAT
WHERE U GOING
dude what
Ominis Sorry. Speech to text is truly not understanding what I’m saying when I whisper. I’m trying to find my laptop, hold on.
SBSTN bruh u scared me
♫i wish u would step back from that ledge my friend♫
that’s probably not funny but i laughed
comedy with sebastian sallow
one night only
Ominis ok on laptop now. sorry if typing is bad
SBSTN terrible :’(
Ominis what wrong?
SBSTN LOL
when you do speech 2 text i can hear u speaking in my head but when ur typing u just sound like me
Ominis easier to tyoe this way
SBSTN hell yeah brother
Ominis don’t call me tht
SBSTN what brother?
Ominis yes
SBSTN HAHAHA
XD
would u rather sister?
Ominis …possibly
SBSTN LOOOOOL
u weird
ANYWAY
what were u trying to say to me?
Ominis o, my mothr and father have come home
SBSTN ah
my condolences
how r they?
Ominis fine
SBSTN good
and how r u ?
Ominis fine
SBSTN :/
sure?
Ominis not entirly
SBSTN do tell
Ominis don’t want to burdem you
SBSTN rolling my eyes here
theyve popped out my head
bye eyes
enjoy ur life as free balls
lol
dude tell me
Ominis apprently they had beenin paris tofind suitable pureblood fsmilies or somthing
SBSTN what does that mean?
Ominis i think they trying to marry marvlo off
SBSTN OH
Ominis yes
SBSTN i mean it’ll get him out of ur hair right?
bye bitch
Ominis hopefully. think im jus nervous that once theyr done with him theyl look to me
SBSTN oh
Ominis yes
SBSTN ok well they cant do that until ur 18 and we r 16 so i think so we got time to think of a plan
if it comes to it ill kidnap u and we’ll go live in America or something
dw about it ok?
i got u
ok?
Ominis ok
thank you seb
SBSTN np
:)
July 15th, 1:18am
Ominis Are you awake?
1:26am
Ominis Sebastian?
1:31am
Ominis Hello?
8:42am
SBSTN soz i was asleep what’s up
9:32am
Ominis Nothing, don’t worry.
July 18th, 5:51pm
SBSTN sorry for such a late message 
how’s it hanging
Ominis Have you been busy?
SBSTN we went to London with Solomon
he left us at diagon alley for hours lmao
he said he had ‘ministry matters’ but i swear he just went and got drunk lol
he STUNK of firewhiskey 
i can still smell it and hes not even in the house
Ominis Perhaps it’s his cologne? They usually have alcohol in them, I believe.
SBSTN nah
Ominis Perhaps he had drinks with someone from the ministry?
SBSTN oh good theory
maybe
it’s fine
Ominis I can’t see him taking you and Anne all the way to London just for him to drink. 
SBSTN yeh ur right
Ominis As always.
SBSTN now now dear don’t go stroking ur own ego
Ominis Don’t call me dear, Sebastian. It makes me feel like an old woman. 
SBSTN sorry
sister :)
Ominis I’d like to wring your neck.
SBSTN dont tease ;)
July 21st, 2:13am
Ominis Are you awake?
2:17am
Ominis Sebastian?
SBSTN yep yep here
Ominis Sorry.
SBSTN what’s up ?
Ominis Nothing. I apologise. Go back to sleep. 
SBSTN wanna call?
Ominis I don’t want to bother you. 
SBSTN ur not
promise
calling
SBSTN is calling Ominis
Call accepted
Call ended, 1hr 6min
3:25am
SBSTN ill ask him in the morning ok?
but i don’t see why not
Anne will be happy :)
so will I
in a macho way.
Ominis Of course. Thank you.
SBSTN :)
go sleep
Ominis I will try. 
SBSTN sweet dreams baby boy
Ominis You too.
11:12am
SBSTN HELLO
HE SAID YES
U CAN COME WHENEVER U WANT BASICALLY! 
U COULD COME TODAY
YAY
11:17am
SBSTN haha solomon said he’ll take my bed so u can bunk in with me
ik u would probably rather share with anne
but i think solomon would kill u before he let that happen lol
and she’s a kicker anyway
11:25am
SBSTN me and anne r gonna go hogsmeade and get some stuff :)
u want anything?
i will make sure to put a little chocolate frog on top of ur pillow :)
hehe
1:09pm
SBSTN ok at HM now 
got a butterbeer sirona says hi
omgs if ernie lark doesn’t shut up imma make him
lmao
1:29pm
SBSTN Ominis?
Missed call from SBSTN
2:11pm
SBSTN yo can u just send me a message to lmk ur ok?
3:03pm
SBSTN Ominis
Missed call from SBSTN
3:48pm
SBSTN om
4:19pm
SBSTN OMINIS
ITS ANNE
WHY U NO RESPOND
Missed call from SBSTN
Missed call from SBSTN
SBSTN hey we are leaving hogsmeade, i got u some stuff anyway but just worried.
6:05pm
SBSTN made an extra dinner portion in case ur coming. 
call me when ur around ok?
7:41pm
Missed call from SBSTN
SBSTN ok, im hoping ur parents just dragged u somewhere today. hope ur ok. 
10:34pm
SBSTN im gonna try to sleep. really hope you’re ok.
July 22nd, 12:06am
SBSTN ok can’t sleep. 
here if u need me
2:38am
Ominis Sorry.
Ominis is calling SBSTN
Call accepted
Call ended, 28min
3:07am
Ominis I really am sorry. I didn’t mean to worry you. 
SBSTN ITS OK
dude i only worry cos i care about u
stupid they took ur phone and laptop
ik it’s muggle technology or whatever but everyone uses them nowadays
but yeah I’d wait a couple days to ask them
don’t worry if u cant talk for a bit, but u know where to find me if u need me
alright go get ur beauty sleep
Ominis Thank you, again. I really hope to see you soon. 
SBSTN u will :)
promise :)
Ominis Goodnight Sebastian. 
SBSTN goodnight baby boy
Ominis I think I don’t mind that name
July 29th, 7:14am
Ominis Good morning :)
9:22am
SBSTN HI GORGEOUS
ur back :)
missed u
no homo
lol
Ominis I am indeed back.
SBSTN r u ok?
Ominis I am. Are you?
SBSTN now that ur back !! 
again, no homo LMAO
no but srsly r u ok? been a bit worried, ik u were gonna lay low a bit but still
Ominis I’m fine. Good, even. My father has agreed for me to come and stay in Feldcroft. However, only for the last two weeks of the Summer. 
SBSTN OKAY!
THAT STILL GOOD
:DDDDD
Anne’s gonna be so excited
Ominis It’s a shame I can’t come sooner. I think these two weeks might be the longest of my life. 
SBSTN we’ve gone longer before my dude
we’ve just gone like 4 weeks so what’s like 3 more
Ominis Very true. You are wise sometimes, Sebastian. 
SBSTN flatterer
August 3rd, 10:14am
SBSTN ur right it’s dragging
anne is making me go to gladrags with her 
i want u here so we can do manly things
like skipping rocks on the water
long walks along the beach at sunset <3
LMAO jk but srsly haha I’m bored
August 5th, 12:36pm
SBSTN 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ominis Could you not have sent more exclamation points?
SBSTN srry
Ominis It’s almost like you aren’t excited. 
SBSTN ill do better next time
Ominis I’m rather offended, actually. 
SBSTN :(
Ominis :)
SBSTN :D
August 12th, 2:47pm
Ominis One week, I believe. 
SBSTN UR RIGHT 
I’m dancing
u can’t see me rn but i am
Ominis I can’t see at all. 
SBSTN dude.
Ominis I saw the opportunity and I took it. 
SBSTN u didn’t see anything
cos ur blind
Ominis Haha. Very funny. 
SBSTN :D
1 WEEk!
August 18th, 6:04pm
SBSTN SO WHAT TIME U COMING
ill walk over and meet u
r ur house elves gonna bring ur school stuff later?
cos there’s not a lot of room here haha
but it’s cool if u need 2 :)
come at like just after midnight haha technically counts
ill wait up
Ominis I’ll probably come around midday, if that’s acceptable. I will have to speak to my father before leaving, I suppose. I am looking forward to seeing you. Very much.
SBSTN me too :)
we’ll have lunch and then maybe we can go exploring or something
there’s an empty cave down by the water that has all these old stones and bricks with weird patterns on them i think you’ll like
like they feel all weird 
good hand feel
oh and the Ominis cat is back so you two will have to meet !
Ominis I cant wait. 
SBSTN me neither
August 19th, 12:05pm
Ominis I’ll be on my way soon. 
SBSTN just helping Anne finish the pie then ill head over :)
Ominis Are you covered in flour by any chance?
SBSTN u kno it baby
im a messy boy ;)
Ominis Looking forward to seeing you like that oh that doesn't make sense
At least look presentable for your guest.
SBSTN but u can’t see me?
lol
will do, dw
12:21pm
SBSTN ok heading over now
Ominis And I am just leaving.
SBSTN c u soon <3
Ominis
<3
WINTER
December 20th, 9:24am
SBSTN changed their display name to xmaSeb
xmaSeb i have ur tie
found it in my bag
idk why i bought it home lol
gonna wear it like a bandana
Ominis How do you know it’s mine?
xmaSeb its got a little og on the inside
Ominis What is an og?
Oh. My initials.
xmaSeb i wrote it in all ur ties so they don’t get lost or someone else steals then
Ominis How sweet
Why didn’t you tell me this before?
Would it matter, as long as I had enough ties?
xmaSeb no
i guess not
i just like the house elves to know whose is whose
Ominis Well, thank you. I’ll collect it in a few days. 
xmaSeb :)
how r the gaunts
Ominis I don’t think you want to know.
xmaSeb probably not
tell me anyway
Ominis Cruel, vicious, muggle-hating? I think about that covers it. 
xmaSeb ah
so not much has changed
Ominis Of course not. 
xmaSeb at least it’s only like what a week?
Ominis 4 days, 5 if you count the day it took to travel.
xmaSeb remind me why they wanted you to come back so bad ? 
Ominis The family of the witch that Marvolo is supposed to be marrying are visiting tomorrow. 
xmaSeb right
Ominis So I had to be in attendance to prove we are a worthy family, stronger together. Always in Power and whatnot. 
xmaSeb right
Ominis So now I’m stuck here listening to my father rant about blood purity when all I want to do is to be with you. 
And Anne.
Even Solomon. 
xmaSeb lol
sure he’d be chuffed
Ominis I’d take 100 Solomon’s over one of my fathers. 
xmaSeb how many mes would u take
Ominis 0
xmaSeb oh
</3
xmaSeb devastated :(
Ominis You know I jest. 
xmaSeb :D
Ominis Excuse me. Apparently after breakfast I’m being taken for a suit fitting. I seem to have outgrown last years’ already. I’ll speak to you later. 
xmaSeb nice
send pics
xmaSeb ;)
Ominis You know I won't do that. 
xmaSeb :(
no fair 
speak later?
Ominis Call?
xmaSeb anything 4 u baby boy
5:36pm
Ominis *image*
I’m not sure if I even got a picture. But I’m sending this anyway. 
xmaSeb damn
u so fine
lol wear that at school and the girls will be all over u trust me
:)))
Ominis I don’t want
Do you really think
Thank you.
December 22nd, 12:32am
Ominis Thnk Merlin thts over
dmn key stuck
does  work?
        .
a a a 
xmaSeb mine a works a just a fine a
Ominis on my laptop stupid
xmaSeb phone?
Ominis dead
xmaSeb charge
electric spell mate tht wht i do
Ominis fool
guests
loud
xmaSeb O YE
im 2 pretty 2 think
anyway how was it
Ominis horrid
apprently marv was makin bedrom eyes at her
thts wat my sister said
xmaSeb LMAO
was she pretty
do you kno
Ominis sis said she looked a bit like a horse
xmaSeb HORSE?
like NEIGH?
Ominis quote ‘very long face with very long nose, lovely mane thoug’
xmaSeb why does he want to screw her then
Ominis pureblood
xmaSeb don’t need to say anymore lol
how was it tho
Ominis painful
spent the whole night trying to remmber french 
which i def butchered
and they kept grabbjng my chin to look at me and commenting about my eyes
but I coulndt hear them coming
xmaSeb LOL
so when u gonna speak to me in French?
ik some french 
bonjour mon petit croissant
but yeh that sounds sucky dude
why r they all so weird
its a wonder u turned out so perfect ;)
Ominis not
xmaSeb yes
perfect baby boy :)
Ominis no
xmaSeb yes :)
Ominis no
xmaSeb YES
stop arguing
Ominis fine
xmaSeb i win!
only 2 days now 
Ominis indeed
xmaSeb then u get to see ur bestest friend in the whole world!
Ominis anne
xmaSeb me!
oh
Ominis joke
xmaSeb im gonna sleep now v tired
Ominis talk tomorrw?
xmaSeb don’t even need to ask <3
December 24th, 10:43am
xmaSeb good morrow sire 
ur carriage awaits
(me, waiting for u to carry ur bag back home)
Ominis I shan’t be long. See you shortly.
December 25th, 4:52am
xmaSeb meryy chrismtas omii i lvoeu 
oh ur ruyght there
I stikl lovu
even if i dnttell u
SPRING
March 25th, 10:14am
xmaSeb changed their display name to seabass
seabass haha just seen those last messages
Ominis You love me?
Were you drunk? 
seabass noooooooo
tht just shows how drunk u were if u dont remember me being drunk
Ominis I was drunk too?
seabass we were all drunk baby
Ominis Merlin. 
How do I not remember this?
seabass dont tell me u don’t remember our passionate night together as well?!
Ominis What
What
Sorry, what?
What?
seabass wow
broken hearted
was this why we never discussed it?
Ominis I’m sorry, I really don’t remember, Sebastian. Why didn’t you mention this sooner?
seabass sigh
it was so amazing, so passionate
don’t think i could get u to stop talking about potions for a good hour
how much u HATE it
so much passion in ur heart!!!
Ominis I thought you meant
Oh, haha, very funny Sebastian. I was scared for a moment there. 
seabass what of lol
trust if we ever were passionate we would both remember VERY clearly ;)
Ominis Enough joking around. 
seabass never
but fine i’ll stop FOR NOW
how’s oui oui paris
(read tht with the french accent on paris so it rhymes plz)
Ominis Horrid. For the most part, I’ve managed to keep to myself, but this damned family might end up killing me. 
seabass which one lol
gaunts or delacar
or however u spell it
Ominis Delacroix. I just had to spell that out, this phone is really poor at spelling. 
Truthfully, it’s going to be one or the other. Marvolo is all over this Rosalié like a ravenous mongrel. Eleven year age gap, mind you. Their only topic of conversation seems to be about hating muggles in broken French and English. 
seabass the horse girl
oh so she’s like only a bit older than us?
Ominis Precisely. Only just finished Beauxbatons last year, apparently. She also has a younger sister, who is very timid, unlike the rest of her family, but I’m certain my mother and father are already hatching the egregious plan to marry us when she comes of age. 
seabass shit
i had to look up egregious lol
how old?
Ominis Eleven, I believe. Starting Beauxbatons in the Autumn if I understood her mother correctly. 
seabass oh gross
yuck
but that does give us time to hatch a plan and run away
Ominis I could very well be wrong, but I have sat next to her at every dinner we’ve had together so far. It would certainly not surprise me. 
seabass im so sorry baby
Ominis I’m here for another few days, then back home. I think I may not survive these two weeks. 
seabass plz survive
i wouldn’t be able to go on
itll all be ok, dw :)
Ominis Do you promise?
seabass on my life
March 30th, 8:27pm
Ominis Home now. 
seabass welcome back to to the British Isles
enjoy your tea and scones
me ol mucker
Ominis What on Earth are you on about now?
seabass haha
there’s this american muggle show thing and one of them is trying to do an English accent and its soooo bad
me and anne were watching it and couldn’t stop laughing
ill send a video hold on
u don’t have to see it just listen hold on
*video*
8:35pm
Ominis What did I just hear?
seabass HAHAHAH
absolute shambles
Ominis I think my ears may be bleeding.
seabass nooo don’t lose your hearing ur so sexy aha
Ominis Excuse me?
seabass meme
Ominis Clearly. If I did lose my hearing at least I wouldn’t have to hear you speak again. 
seabass if u lost ur ears how would i even communicate with u? 
:(
Ominis No communication with you? Sounds like a dream come true. 
seabass yeah but if we couldn’t talk at all i wouldn’t be able to do this
seabass is calling Ominis
Call accepted
Call ended, 2hr 3min
10:51pm
seabass <3333
Ominis Goodnight Sebastian.
seabass sleep well lovely <3
Ominis And you. 
<3
April 3rd, 11:36am
seabass good morning angelface 
Ominis Angel face. That’s a new one. 
seabass do u like
Ominis It’s not something I’ve heard before. 
seabass so u DO like it
Ominis Hang on, I never said that.
seabass what do u prefer, sister or angelface
remember that hahaha
Ominis I do remember. It was only a joke. 
seabass ikkkkk
k of all the names I call u what do u prefer
angelface
baby
baby boy
gorgeous
lovely
perfect
or dumbass motherfucker
Ominis You’ve never called me that last one. I dare not repeat it. 
seabass not to your face >:)
Ominis Really? Then to who?
seabass just in my head
to myself
whenever i look @ u
Ominis You are an idiot, Sebastian Sallow.
seabass i think my fave ones r baby boy and perfect because that’s what u r :)
Ominis I honestly can’t tell if you’re flirting
I’m really getting mixed signals
I think you’re more perfect
Such a charmer. 
I think I just prefer my name. 
seabass ahhh no fun :(
i only give u these pet names because ily :(
Ominis What?
Sorry
In what way
I love you too, I have for
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck oh stupid phone stop listening to me I’m not trying to
11:52am
seabass sorry was that weird haha
ur just my best friend and stuff
sorry
Ominis Oh, of course
Oh
I thought you meant
Idiot
Don’t
Don’t apologise, if I’m honest I don’t mind the names. It’s certainly better than some of the things I’ve been called. Haha. 
Ominis And I L Y too. 
So much
seabass :D
<3
i shall continue to give you cute little names then
Ominis Alright. Don’t expect any from me though. 
Sweetheart. 
seabass YES
hahaha
seabass changed their display name to sweetheart
sweetheart look
i changed mine
mine display name 
change urs baby boy
Ominis What?
Oh, I’ve just heard it. Really?
sweetheart CHANGE UR NAME SO WE MATCH!!!!!
Ominis changed their display name to Baby Boy
Baby Boy Did that work?
sweetheart YEA
haha
this is dumb
still love it tho
NEW MESSAGE
From Natty<3 to sweetheart
April 3rd, 11:55am
Natty<3 It's happened! Congratulations guys <3
NEW MESSAGE
From QUIDDITCHQUEEN to sweetheart
April 3rd, 11:56am
QUIDDITCHQUEEN So you finally got your shit together then?
NEW MESSAGE
From pops to sweetheart
April 3rd, 11:56am
pops just saw yours and Ominis’ names! :)
very sweet :)
happy for you both :)
NEW MESSAGE
From Gazza to sweetheart
April 3rd, 11:57am
Gazza always knew you two would get it on haha
NEW MESSAGE
From LEANDER1 to sweetheart
April 3rd, 11:57am
LEANDER1 r u an gaunt gay or smth wots wiv the names
not judging idc
April 3rd, 11:58am
sweetheart we can change it back lol
Baby Boy Why?
I thought you loved it
sweetheart idk
im gonna
sweetheart changed their display name to sebastian
sebastian leave urs then
Baby Boy OK.
sebastian k
gtg c u friday 
Baby Boy  Is everything ok?
Baby Boy changed their display name to Ominis
Ominis Ok, goodbye then.
Love you.
April 4th, 12:07am
Ominis Sebastian?
12:19am
Ominis Are you there?
12:28 am
Missed call from Ominis
12:32am
Missed call from Ominis
12:40am
Ominis is calling sebastian
Call declined
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romanticfistfightz · 4 months ago
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hiiii helllo!!!! hope you had goodnight <33
anyway. polish spn yapping cause im super not normal.
honestly i had in my mind that deans impala is. maluch. like. get it? BABY. though i guess it doesnt make sense cause its a small car and he needs space to hide bodies and stuff. or maybe he has a trailer or something
i think. since poland is kinda small country. broń brothers would hunt on the whole continent. like they had to learn 100% english and phrases in other languages. just yknow. euro travelling <33
also. mwn of the letters. this is the thing im the most normal about. so they were there since. Centuries. like still when we had kings and shit. they were kinda like wiedźmini, later became more like librarians. lol. they survived rozbiory and were the whole polska podziemna stuff yknow. they died in ww2. lmao. (also. daniel deserved to kill htler btw <33). also. im NOT normal about this. okayy soo men of the letter were. always on november 1st. doing the whole dziady thing. adam mickiewicz was invited to one of them and he was like. wow. im gonna write a book about this! so he did. and then daniel i sebastian, as legacies, decide to also. do this shit. and because they are broń brothers. smething goes wrong <3
okay. thats all for now !!! save me polish spn sAVE MEEEEE
hii yes it was good other than misha collins being there and running a . kind of a thrift shop but for mexican made and mexican-like stuff?? but also it wasnt really mexican i guess there was some handmade porcelain too and when i went in to buy sth he blocked my way and told me im late to therapy . so . also i didnt have to go to the office today bc life loves me and the id cards system broke so it wouldnt even log in that iw as there ^_^
also yess ive been thinking abt polish spn too 2days ago i spent like 40mins doing research abt cars to decide which one to give them also i will talk more abt it when i finish the art cuz i dont wanna spoil it too much<3 but yeah to make it super polish i decided to make it . not daniel bron but daniel strzelecki bc strzelba still counts and strzelecki is much more of a polish last name 🥰 also imo itd be fun if they went on the whole continet but keep more to eastern europe cuz theyd have beef with like . french hunters that take care of the west more or sth. and daniel knows polish and english which is useful yeah but not when they go to some fuckass nowhere in latvia and seba is fluent in those and also like . russian and idk hungarian and can communicate a bit in other languages so its easier for them to do jobs
i dont remember the men of letters thing in 100% but maybe like . 75%. but yesss thats so fun also mickiewicz man of letters imagine him getting invited then writing a book and then men of letters being like hey. thats not cool dude ! stop writing abt real shit and he was like yeah okay but people think im just very smart and creative so fuck you . also mickiewicz man of letters kinda and slowacki was a hunter and that's why they didnt like each other much. or something .
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hertwood · 11 months ago
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dts s2 e6-7
e6 -ALEX EPISODE -every time ive watched this episode and he says his sisters name (zoe) it's startled me. i anticipate it and it surprises me every time -"we are trying to give young people a chance. That's part of the Red Bull philosophy." (Helmut Marko) oh ok. oh OK. OH OK. -i need him biblically. i need him in a way that's concerning for feminism -OK UM so i watched the first half in the morning and the second half after my shift and i was like. im so wiped idk how emotionally i'll even be able to engage -and damn do i truly underestimate my ability to be affected by something i've seen and heard about over and over again. -ok but the parallels between alex's mom talking about being scared as a mom vs daniel's mom talking about the same thing in s1e1 -random cate sighting is crazy i almost forgot how she dated pierre lmao -god i NEED an alex/williams episode next season i miss him on this show soooooo much -its silly but every time i see that clip of anthoine kissing his girlfriend its instant waterworks
e7: -first of all obsessed with seb saying y'all. love him miss him sm -GOD you can just see how charles still has hopes and dreams here he hasnt been crushed and hardened by the ferrari machine yet. what a sweet time for him :/ -sebchal makes me so *gnawing at the bars of my enclosure* -part of me wishes they showed charles' win at monza w/ more charles centric focus? it was such a big deal for him and i think it deserved more. THAT BEING SAID it does set up the sebchal rivalry dynamic well, which is what the documentarians chose to focus on, and for that they did well. -i could say the same for seb's singapore win. it makes sense from a storytelling persepctive to focus on these from the rivalry lense but damn do i know these are iconic wins for both of them and its bittersweet that they don't get their own focus -i'm so confused how charles literally looks straight down the camera lense and says that he was signed with the knowledge that he'd be second to seb, and then gets MAD when they prioritize seb???? like when they prioritize charles seb has ever right to be mad bc that goes against what he was told but charles?????? i know that its bc theyre gonna be super competitive no matter what they're told bc its in their nature but Come Onn -"every world champion has what I term an 'inner bastard', and its the ability to make the tough decision when you have to." i do NOT take will buxton slander on this blog. i love this quote sm and as a baby fan it was big in understanding driver v team politics. it is SUCH an important skill to know when to be a team player and when to be selfish, and the ones who figure it out are the ones who maximize best outcomes. (a good example of this recently imo is carlos in singapore!) -"we'll start by holding hands." when i know its coming and i'm still vibrating gnawing on my enclosure etc etc. brainworms well and alive and fed -GOD rly puts into perspective how charles has been being fucked over by the ferrari engine since Day One -sebastian vettel has the vibes of a restaurant manager who isn't doing the greatest job but he'll never get in trouble because every single waitress is swooning every time he speaks. let me know if this makes sense -with more seb history context: i wonder how much this parallels to the dynamic in rb when daniel joined--and he left the following year. christian talks all about daniel "running from a fight" with max... wonder if thats also, at least in these instances, sebs instinct as a driver in this system. don't take this analysis too serious btw i'm just spitballin
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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago
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thank you for the historical au seb
this is for you
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005 DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME!?!?!?! DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE!?!?!?!?(positive) I AM GOING TO CRY YOU ARE GONNA KILL ME WITH THIS 🥹 I'M GONNA SOBBBBB!!! I'M GONNA STARE AT THIS FOR 5 HOURS THANK YOU THANK YOU THANKNYOU!!!!
OH MY GODDDD!!!!!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕🥹🥹🥹🥹🤧🤧🥹🥺🥹🥹🤧🥹🥺🥹🫡🥹💕😭💕💕
HE'S SO CUTEEEEEEEE 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I LOVE THE WAY YOU DREW HIM!!!!!!!!! You drew him perfectly 🥺🥺 grumpy little boy king Sebby 🥺🥺 and his fluffy hair and huge clothes 🥺🥺 all curled up 🥺 Omg the robe!!!! Hehe im glad the little hearts I put didn't go unnoticed!!
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Hey auburn!! Mind giving me some comments on each path? Btw if I choose one can I always go back and play another route?
HI RENREN!!!! I WOULD BE HAPPY TO GIVE YOU MY OPINION ON THESE SILLIES <3
napoleon is kind of the face of ikevamp,,,, hes like malleus in a way. hes the obvious pick for yoru first route (except you should totally be DIFFERENT or not idk do what feels right!!) hes nice C:
mozart is fucking gorgeous but hes such a DICK. he gets better in his route though yk? the prickly but soft kind ^^
leonardo is so dad coded in that hes weird and falls asleep all the time. i dont really know much about him ^^;
arthur (affectionately called doyle by me nd dove because we hate him <3) is weird NEXT!!
I WOULD FIGHT THE UNIVERSE FOR VINCENT VAN GOGH. he is an ANGEL. we do NOT deserve this man and if anyone hurts him i would start a RIOT. if he hugged me all of my problems would be solved and i would never complain again.
theo calls you dog <3 what a man!! hes pretty gruff and idk much about him either LMAO
DAZAI IS SO WEIRD??? AND I MEAN THAT IN A NICE WAY.,.,,. BUT ALSO A ??????? WAY???? he enters the mansion through windows and his route is super angsty
isaac is my babygirl and the only one that matters. i love him. i wish to hold him tenderly and kiss him every morning and night. im gonna put a ring on that finger just you watch. he's a bumbling fool of a nerd and i adore him. he doesnt know how to emotion </3
i dont know anything about jean oopsie
SHAKESPEAREE'S ROUTE IS SO GOOD SO FAR GAH I FEEL LIKE. IM BIASED THOUGH BC IVE BEEN FIXATED ON SHAKESPEARE MY ENTIRE LIFE I HAVE A PROBLEM!!! THE PROSE MAKES ME SWOON!!! (thank u dove for pointing it out LMAO)
comte is nice C: hes a sugar daddy
sebastian is funny bc he ends up getting really attached to the mc and at the end of isaac's route he straight up tries to bribe them to stay WHICH MIGHT NOT MAKE SENSE NOW BUT YK ITLL MAKE SENSE LATER.
vlad has a fox named marshmallow nd likes strawberries nd likes to garden. hes also an antagonist for some reason.
faust scares me but yk henry adores him so im sure hes lovely!!
CHARLES IS SO FUCKING CUTE I WANT TO HUG HIM SO BAD. PLEASE. HES LIKE A LITTLE PUPPY DOG. his route is getting released on august 19th if youre curious!!
I HOPE THIS HELPED ^^ GO WITH YORU GUT!! WHOMEVER INTRIGUES YOU IS THE EONE YOU SHOULD GO FOR!!!
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honeygrahambitch · 2 years ago
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Anon has a great point there! Will you be contributing to the vault of hrab fics? (btw I am a huge fan of Lyrics and Blood)
-mha
I also agree with anon, yeah, they are making a fair point.
I doubt i would ever be able to master the art of writing hrab as flavourful as Petro and Sebastian do but I will always be one of the greatest fans of hrab and im looking forward to part 2!
Also thank you! Omg mha is a fan of Of lyrics and blood! I promise to update that soon, it's my Hallmark movie fic, it's so chill and im projecting so much into Will <3 having big plans for what's gonna happen next!
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babufrik · 4 years ago
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I’m literally so scared of the rumour (confirmation?) that Bucky is getting a love interest in the falcon and the winter soldier
knowing marvel he’s going to meet a girl, go back to her place, and there will be a photo on her mantle and she’ll be like “oh that’s my great-grandma” AND IT’LL BE A PICTURE OF FUCKING JENNA COLEMAN IN THE FIRST CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE
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hiy-breadcheeks · 3 years ago
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He's not Sebastian Stan
ok so i was watching THE romanian interview seb did and i had an idea bc of the question "can u have a gf and go to clubs or bars?" and ya kno,,, enjoy??????
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ok, just imagine walking inside a bar with Sebastian as your boyfriend.
and he's just nervous cause what if they recognize him and your relationship gets exposed?
"babe, just have fun! no one'll recognize you! relax and get drunk, old man."
and even if they did, you had a plan
but he didn't know what obviously
"old??? you're one year younger than me???"
"yep, still old." you teased.
what can u say? teasing sebastian stan is your favorite thing to do, next to kissing his face that is.
you drag your old boyfriend to one of the bar islands, taking a seat immediately.
your undercover date was going great so far. both of you had multiple drinks but no one was drunk yet.
"babe, stop fixing your hat! i can't even see your face now."
"you see me everyday."
"i do. and??? not enough"
sebastian was about to lean in for a kiss when a fan walked excitedly towards you.
"shit. i told you so! damn wait shit"
you laughed at your panicking boyfriend before facing the fan approaching. "omg, hi! can i take a picture-"
"hi-"
you cut off sebastian. "hey, girl! i love your hair!"
he threw you a confused look but you just ignored him.
"oh thank you! uhm, can you take a picture of me with him?" she asked excitedly, making you chuckle.
"with him? why? do you know each other?" she sent you a confused look. "uhm, isn't he sebastian stan?"
you put a surprised look on your face and threw your head back. "see? i TOLD you you looked like Sebastian Stan!" you said, hitting his shoulders.
"i- what?"
"yeah! see? even his fans mistake you for him! he looks so much like him, right??" you faced the fan again.
"wait, that's not sebastian stan?? you're not sebastian stan??"
"i- n-no! of course not, heh... i've been told i look a lot like him, though i dont really see the resemblance." he said, giving her a fake smile before taking a sip of his drink.
"oh you do! damn, i really thought you were him! i still can't believe you're not him!" the fan laughed, pocketing her phone.
"god, me too! unfortunately for me though, im not dating sebastian stan. i wish i was." you said playfully rolling your eyes. "instead i got a dollar store version named uhm..carl.. davis. very unlucky."
atp, you were laughing hard because of sebastian's confused and obviously offended look "d-dollar store?! you dare-"
"anyway, do you wanna take a picture with him? you know, prank your friends and tell them you met sebastian stan?"
"o-oh, no no! i'm sorry for ruining your date. by the way, you can totally do a good job if you impersonated him....BYE!" she said, as she turned around and hurried away. "god, that was so fucking embarrassing." you heard her say, making you laugh hysterically.
"baby, what the hell was that about??" he asked, laughing.
"you know, for someone who acts for a living?? your acting is SHIT!" an absolute lie btw
"i- that was the "plan" you told me about?? naming me your ex's name?? and a dollar store version??? you just hurt my feelings–"
you cut him off with a kiss. "oh shut up. i love you."
he didn't kiss back and just stared at you.
"oh come on! you can't say it didn't work because it definitely did."
of course he thought it worked but he's not gonna give you the satisfaction. i mean,, YOU NAMED HIM AFTER YOUR EX????
"no, u named me after your ex and said im a dollar store version of MYSELF??"
and of course he stayed salty about it all night because YOU NAMED HIM AFTER YOUR EX??!2?2!!/$&%?!
ok to be fair, this was funnier in my head lmfao im so sorry 💀
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idy-ll-ique · 4 years ago
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Paparazzi.
Pairing: Sebastian Stan x F!Reader
Genre: Fluff, Angst
Warnings: TOO META, m*sturbation, mentions of s*x
Requested: nope
Summary: I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me... Y/N Y/L/N writes Marvel fanfictions. One day, Sebastian stumbles upon her account and, unable to help himself, reads all the stuff she has written about him. He didn't mean to fall so hard for her but he does. How can he not? She has shown him parts of himself that he never even knew existed.
Author's Note: Hiya peeps! Okay so a few weeks ago I read a similar (but dark) fanfic and I really wanted to write a softer version of it... Enjoy!
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Same old, boring routine.
Y/N hit post and slumped against the headrest of her bed, sighing. She waited; a minute, then two passed and she noticed that someone had liked her post. She smiled to herself as she kept her phone away. Though boring, she wouldn't trade her life for the world. Y/N… well, she was a university student first and foremost but she was also a writer.
Being a big fan of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, she had started writing fanfictions a few years ago. She posted them on Tumblr, where her blog, though not very well-known, stood out enough for her posts to get around 800-1000 likes per post. She loved it; she loved writing, she loved posting her stories and especially, she loved the feedback.
Sometimes people were rude, but most times, the reviews she got were fantastic. She read each and every one of them, smiling goofily as people freaked out over her fanfictions. It warmed her heart. A smile automatically blooming on her face, Y/N lay down on the bed and decided to go to sleep, it being almost 3 am.
Unbeknownst to her, someone else was up at the same time, tossing and turning in his bed, restless.
Sebastian sighed as he sat up, running a hand through his hair. He drank some water and lay down again, closing his eyes but it was like sleep was mad at him. Refused to be anywhere near him. He groaned to himself and picked up his phone from the nightstand, deciding to go through Instagram, hoping he'd finally fall asleep to the glare of the screen.
As he logged into his account, he skipped the activity page and went straight to the explore page. Bored, he continued scrolling until his eyes landed on a specific photo. And the breath escaped his lungs when he clicked on it; the woman in the picture was absolutely gorgeous. He just couldn't resist going to her page, smiling widely when he read her bio.
It gave him her basic information; her name, her age, the university she attended. But what caught his eye was the link below the bio. My Marvel Fanfictions Master List. Marvel fanfictions? She was a writer? Smirking, he clicked on the link and it took him to Tumblr. Of course, he'd heard of the site, but didn't have an account on there. At 3 am, his mind sure wasn't working right.
A post popped up on the screen, the same master list she had mentioned earlier. And his eyes bulged out of their sockets; damn, those are a lot of fanfictions. He went through the whole thing, smirking again when he noticed that she had written the most fanfictions about him. Not Bucky Barnes, no, Sebastian Stan.
He clicked on the first one. The date of posting was way back, in 2019. He started reading; nothing about it felt weird to him; he was intrigued, if anything. And as he continued reading, he couldn't help but imagine her being in the stead of the female protagonist. Her, the writer. The woman whose picture had made him end up reading in the first place.
When he finished the story, his heart thudded wildly in his chest. Wow, she really has a way with words. And he had also noticed how in the author's note, she used a lot of slang but reading the story had made him realize that she had an amazing, extensive vocabulary. He went back to the master list and clicked on the latest post under his name.
Posted: 15 minutes ago.
His breath hitched in his throat when he read the warnings: there was going to be sexual intercourse in this one. For one moment, he hesitated; did he really want to read this? "Oh fuck it," he huffed and scrolled, starting to read. The more he read, the more his shaft twitched in his pants. He wasn't really like that during… but oh damn, he wasn't complaining.
"Oh, Seb…"
His hand slid down and he rubbed himself through his boxers, unable to take his eyes off the text in front of him. His strokes got harder and faster as the sex got steamier. "Ungh, I'm gonna cum—" And he suddenly came in his boxers, groaning. Slumping down on the bed, he quickly finished reading the rest of it, going back to the master list.
He took a screenshot with the account's name in it and then went back to her Instagram account to take another screenshot. Keeping his phone away, he slipped out of his boxers, cleaned himself and pulled the covers on top of him, finally feeling tired enough to fall asleep.
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Y/N was walking across the campus of her university, going to the cafeteria when her phone buzzed in her pocket. Taking it out, she opened Tumblr to read the message someone had sent her just then.
his-username: Hi there! I was binging your account last night, you write really well
your-username: Omg thank you!!!! I really appreciate it, I love getting feedback! 🥺❤
his-username: You're welcome! Especially your latest post, that was really good ;)
your-username: hehe 😈 glad you liked it!
Smiling widely, she kept her phone away and continued walking, not knowing that the person who had texted her was the same man she had written about. Sebastian smiled to himself when he read her text. After getting up in the morning, the first thing he had done was install Tumblr on his phone. Then he made an account for himself.
Figuring out the app was easy; he found out that there was an option to keep your liked posts and the accounts you followed hidden, and selected it immediately. No one needed to know what he did on the app. Then he went back to her account, pressed the follow button and started binge-reading her fanfictions again. Last night had he read only two, and that had left him wanting more.
Funny how much things can change in a night. He liked and reblogged all her posts without a second thought; he even read all her Bucky Barnes posts. She understood his character so well, put him on what he thought was an undeserved pedestal while writing about him. Some of the stories were AUs, which he found out stood for Alternate Universes. Mostly mobster or mafia stuff.
He had the day off, and he spent the entire time cooped up in his apartment, on his bed, reading. The more he read, the more he started fawning over her, over the version of him that she put out to the world. Dominating, suave and just perfect. He loved it. At the end of the day, he decided to text her again, hoping she wouldn't think he was weird or find out the truth.
his-username: do you wanna be friends, maybe? I'm new to the app, don't really have any friends here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That was a lie, he knew Mark Ruffalo had an active Tumblr account. But it's not like he could tell him.
your-username: Yes sure!!!! I was also thinking of making some friends on this app lol
his-username: You don't have any on here? But you've been here for years, haven't you?
your-username: haha yeah, but I don't really reach out to people much. Sometimes people leave their feedbacks on my posts, text me but that's that
his-username: Ohhh
his-username: well, let's start with names. Mine's Sebastian
your-username: Really?????? omg that's so cool lmaooooooo (didn't think you were a boy but 😳👀)
his-username: Not a boy, I'm a man 😤😂
your-username: 🤣 im y/n, btw
his-username: Y/N, that's a nice name
your-username: thank you!!!! So, what do you do?
his-username: nothing really that interesting, I'm in theatre
your-username: theatre is nice! I'm studying at [university] in New York lmao
his-username: Wait you're in New York? So am I!
your-username: ASDFHKSHKGF that's awesome!!! also I noticed that you've been going through my account the whole day 😏 notifications upon notifications keeping my phone busy
his-username: Oopsie?
your-username: 😂😂 I really don't mind, it was great! Despite the amount of likes on my posts, I only have a few loyal followers lmao gaining one more felt nice
your-username: You a big fan of Sebastian Stan? Cuz I noticed that you were only reading his and Bucky's fics 👀
Sebastian's face heated up.
his-username: kinda yeah 🤷🏻‍♂️😁
your-username: Cool cool cool, I'm a big fan of his too!!!! also got a crush on him but whatever 😳
Sebastian smirked at his phone. A crush on him, huh? That… was acceptable. He suddenly felt his cocky side coming out; the one she described in nearly all her fanfictions.
his-username: wouldn't blame ya, I mean, look at him. You have also written the most fics about him and Bucky
your-username: right????? damn that man has raised my standards. Anyway, I gtg now, I have to finish a paper before midnight. ttyl!
his-username: Bye! 👋🏻
He kept his phone away and took in a deep breath. This was the most fun he had had in years, and he was not letting her go so easy. He realized he was quickly falling for her; rather unhealthy, but he couldn't help it. Look at her. She looks like a goddamn angel, writes like one, makes him feel like one, do you really expect him not to fall for her? That's insane.
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Months passed by like a breeze. Y/N and Sebastian had become very good friends, and he knew his way around words just enough to keep her from finding out his identity while not lying to her. Y/N also appreciated his friendship, because he was the one to whom she could rant about her most favorite man in the world— Sebastian Stan.
Sometimes, she thought about how weird of a coincidence it was that her new friend and the actor shared the same names, but then she used to brush it off; that was a common name, right? They talked for hours on end; Sebastian (her friend, not the actor) was extremely witty, smart and fun to talk to, she had to admit. Sebastian felt the same way.
His feelings had worsened. Y/N entirely owned his heart now. Somedays, he'd just go on Instagram, go to her account— her username memorized by him— and stare at her photos until he grew tired; he'd never get tired of looking at her beautiful face but his stiff body afterwards begged to differ. She was just so Elysian. He longed for the moment when he could meet her in real life.
His personality had also changed majorly, and people had caught on. Especially his Marvel co-stars, who knew him to be introverted, shy and, in Anthony Mackie's words, "boring". They were surprised at his sudden change in attitude; he knew his worth and Y/N had helped tremendously in finding it. Now, all those adjectives that she used in her fanfictions fit him perfectly.
Sebastian was never tempted to read fanfictions about himself from authors other than Y/N. No, he only loved her work. He was sure no one else could write as beautifully as she did, he was her #1 fan. Y/N even sent him funny Marvel memes she found on the app and he used to enjoy them heartily; God, the others have no idea what they're missing out on. Our fans are awesome.
Everything was going well.
Until one day.
Sebastian was getting bored at home, so he decided to go to the nearby library to clear his mind. He had read not one book in the past few months, hung up on Y/N's fanfictions. At this point, he was obsessed with her and he knew it. It was nothing dark, per se, it was— it was similar to how Y/N was attracted to Sebastian. How she was a fan of his work.
Just the same. He was a fan of her work in the same way. Just how she was attracted to him, he was attracted to her. Walking into the library that he visited often, he gave the librarian a smile and ventured further into the dark place. He checked his watch; the library closed at 12 am, it was currently 9:30 pm.
Not many people were around, heck, nobody was around. He thought himself to be all alone until he heard it. A sigh, coming from a few aisles away. He walked in that direction and peeked around the corner, freezing when he saw the other person. Y/N? Her books were strewn all across the table as she sat alone at the booth, rubbing her temples.
"You okay?"
She looked up and her breath caught in her throat. I'm dreaming. This is not real. Now I know for a fact that Sebastian Stan is not standing in front of me, asking me if I'm— "Hello?" He snapped his fingers in front of her face, pulling her out of her thoughts. "I, uh— I'm— h-hi," she stammered and he almost chuckled. "Hi." She gulped visibly and blinked at the table, not meeting his eyes.
"Can I have a seat?" He wants to sit with me?! "Y-Yes, sure, sir," she blurted out and he easily slid into the booth next to her. "Hey, please, call me Sebastian. What's your name?" He gave her a friendly smile, even though all he wanted to do was push her back into the booth and kiss her wildly. His shaft twitched just by thinking about it; Y/N was a thousand times more beautiful in person.
"I'm Y/N, it's very nice to meet you, I'm… I'm a fan," she admitted, playing with the ring she wore on her left thumb. I'm your fan too, sweetheart, the biggest one. "Y/N, nice name. You come here often? I haven't really seen you around." She shook her head. "Oh no no, I moved to this part of the city just a week ago, this is my first time here. The library is cozy," she shrugged, easing out of her tense position.
Sebastian nodded. "Yes, I know, this place is awesome. Got all my favorite books here," he chuckled and she smiled at him. "What's all this?" A groan left her lips. "Ugh, stupid university work. I have to write a book report but I don't even know what to write about." He smiled gently. "Well, I have a few favorite books, would you like some suggestions?"
"Oh, please! Tell me!"
He started listing some of his favorite works and Y/N noted the names down until he said the last name. At that, she froze. That's the name of my latest— She looked up but he had a smile on his face. "Oh, and the last one is by my favorite author." He took a pause. "Y/N Y/L/N." She froze completely, staring at the man with her jaw dropped.
Sebastian grinned. "We finally meet, Y/N, I've been waiting for months." Her mouth opened and closed several times as she recalled every interaction she had had with her online best friend— scratch that— her celebrity crush. All the times she had confessed her love for Sebastian Stan, all the dirty and inappropriate memes that she'd sent him…
Embarrassment flooded her entire body as she exhaled shakily. "It was you," she croaked out, "On Tumblr, the account— I'm so sorry—" Sebastian frowned in confusion when she blinked back sudden tears, a few still rolling down her cheeks as shame replaced embarrassment. "Y/N, please don't cry…" She looked up at him, his figure blurry due to her tears.
"You've read everything, haven't you? I just— I'm sorry, I don't want to make you uncomfortable—" He pulled her into his arms, hugging her tightly. Y/N couldn't hug back, though she appreciated the hug especially since it came from him. "You don't know how much you mean to me, doll," he mumbled into her shoulder, using the nickname she often used in the stories she wrote about him. He grew accustomed to it easily.
"Huh?"
He pulled away to wipe her tears. "It was an accident," he admitted, "But I stumbled onto your Instagram account from my explore page. Then I clicked on your account, saw that you wrote Marvel fanfictions and I just couldn't resist the urge to read what you had written. Blame it on 3 am me, to be honest. You're a great writer, and I was immediately drawn to your works. They're awesome.
"They've helped me so much in the past few months. You see this changed attitude that everyone's been talking about lately? All because of you, sweetheart. I'm sorry for keeping my identity secret, but after reading your works, I knew I had to get closer to you. I made the Tumblr account just for you, just so I could talk to you. I'm sorry for lying, but thank you."
Y/N dumbfoundedly stared at him for a few moments, her heart beat getting steady with each thump. Here was a man she admired, loved more than anyone else in the world, telling her that he harbored the same feelings for her. How crazy was that?! Not trusting her words, she simply pulled him into another hug. Sebastian wrapped his arms tight around her, pulling her flush against him.
"Can I kiss you, doll?"
She slowly pulled away from him and nodded, shyly biting her lip. Grinning at the endearing gesture, Sebastian cupped her face and leaned in, gently pressing his lips to hers. The kiss grew hungry in a matter of seconds, and Y/N responded just as eagerly. His hands slid down to her waist and tugged on it, pulling her on his lap. She straddled his thighs as they continued kissing.
"Fuck," he groaned when they finally pulled away from each other, out of breath and panting. "You see what you do to me, doll?" Sebastian spoke huskily as he took her hand, placing it right on top of the tent that was forming in his pants. "Oh," Y/N whimpered when she felt him, the sound going straight to his shaft. "How about I take you home and we recreate some of the scenes from your stories, hm?"
"O-Okay."
"Good girl."
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A/N: What a meta experience 🤡 Leave a like if you enjoyed, thanks for reading!
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