#but my rule for myself is that im not allowed to gif the whole post race unless ive watched the full race

[skitskatdacat63]

2011 - Jense & Seb - Parc Fermé

[austinsastrology8991]

> Issues I have with you/occult / world < *long post* do not read if you don't want to waste your time < a subjective analysis of Astrology, numerology, manifestation, and a subtle exposé of my life

I got issues... but more importantly i got issues with you. I do a lot of research n i hate being told what to do/ and the occult gotta habit of telling me who tf i am.

and Im better at telling myself who tf I am.

THIs is who i am. <^> stop googly eyin me; foo

This is a fkn mess of a post > try your best to read; it was meant to be a story but im incapable > I just want you to have headache (me after reading this shit 20 times or whatever it is) i;m tired. now go away. or read. or die in a hole. all the same to me. astrology is a subjective subject. IDGAF how many books youve read or how many people you speak too; we are literally looking at a planet in space and are saying shit liek " oh im dat type of pretty (venus), im dominant over here (mars), and thats why my life sux (saturn) " meanwhile, the planet still just rotating and we like acting like we apart of its orbit. Its objectively a subjective subject... > its objective only in your natal chart - where the planets are etc.... but interpretations > subjective Sidenote- Im obsessed with astrology.... because my life sucks. and i need to like feel productive somehow - stfu i know this isnt productive, but tell me what you doing? don't act all jiminy cricket on me, when your soundtrack is that of a cricket beginning of rant Also: the mythology and practise of intepretating planets and asteroids, and well the complicated drama that is greek/roman mythology. while there is plenty of overlap, the sheer concept of 2 different intepretations created upon from, 2 seperate cultures, creates different texts and slight differences inherent within each story. this initself creates a subjective intepretation of aforementioned stories > not to mention other cultures who likely put their own narrative of these mythos > it allows us to also intepret it in our own way > it is all just imagination at the end of the day. Whilst the themes are uncannily similar, the form is always different, and thats why I like to intepret it in my own way, and i recommend you do tooo (Alike everything in this subject) ; however we need some clear rules, and guidelines, to make this subject actually palatable, but i fear this community would rather keep it confusing so we can treasure the secrets of the occult on our own. and to that I do understsnd, however, anyone reading tumblr astrology, I believe to already be taking that leap into the occult and should be granted at least some introductory access. and here is (1) problem

Astrology signs are the how, and the houses are the where, > yet you all describe 2nd house a whole lot like tuarus, 10th house lot like capricorn. I mean Ik its similar but yall acting like its different yet your intepretations aint all dat different from each other..... but if the how for you is the where for me, then how tf is it so hard for me to see the differences?… if there is such a startling difference like yall always claim.. to me the themes are so fkn similar whereby > i think its the same > degree, house, sign; same shit diff smell

This however made 4 years ago me, very insecure.:.. 😢I couldn’t figure out the difference and I felt dumb 🤧 but That was 4 years ago - I was noob…. made me realize things like: we got an attitude problem today - we youngins always apologizing, trying to make others comfortable about our bullshit (Anxiety skill issue), yet the old fucks are hella comfortable telling us what to do (authority skill issue), like bro. you dont even know me, and im supposed to bow to you, just so your gonna bread crumb me with some bs self professed 'useful' advice??? if you talked to each other youd realize you all have the same advice... and you too old to keep up with my problems, so stop acting like you know.....

and so like uh, its not bold of me to say that; if your a legit astrologer you know you can just read people. yes everyone has free will, and other explanations to undermine the importance of astrology, but we know whats going on > try me > *sales pitch noise*<

Tumblr astrology is good but not proffesional, just: posts about random asteroids, random observations, random sexytime, and the occasional ‘official’ astrologers bread crumbing us to incentivize us to pay for a reading…. Now I got nothing better to do with my life (nor do you clearly) so we all on here fucking around> but I made da sacrifice > I spent real money

And these 'readings' > dog shit I tell ya > oh don’t worry none of them were from tumblr people. But people in my city and they knew less than what I knew (from reading your tumblr shits)

So it turns out you guys lowkey experts - we done a million random astrology observations - and if your a lurker, you lowkey know more than some pros; and da concept of analyzing people in your life with astrology has made you a *drum roll* > an average astrologer. your not average, if the experts are only 20% better than you (lets say). so with this in mind your not that far off their expertise.. oh you cant measure it? tell me what i dont know < (tell me more) IM HUNGRY, MORE POSTS, MY FEED IS FUCKInG HUNGRY

Now however wasting my money > pissed me off… but its a blessing, becasuse i became >.....> not depressed!!! Finally I got my energy back >>> legs go...

So I learned to read astrology. I just kept reading these websites and interpreting them and well.. I think they overcomplicate a lot of things, and they say it like a report card, when obviously you and I are multiple planets, aspects, houses, degrees, house lords, persona charts, midpoints, asteroids, not to mention composite, synastry, transits solar return , and all da other fkn ones that I cannot be bothered mentioning. Yet there’s a whole fucking essay about one aspect… like bro you couldn’t make a summary? and im supposed to read each of my other aspects? (ofc i did) but like this is just trying to make me spend money (too much reading) and well Im a greedy little fuck so imma drain your resources and not give you a dime >t > SWIPER NO SWIPING <

and i hate watching people trynna act like they know shit yet eat their own words n adjectives like you aint a professional; you just labeled yourself one > wheres your doctorate at bitch? Had enough shitty readings to not trust another 'tarot reader', but its cool the 'psychologists' aint did much better > thank you mother for the birth of my existence but shi dis place a fkn willy wonkin fsctory - and its foul - most places that try to help you that is.... ' you need to be able to receive help' bitch stfu yall underestimsting my problems and overestimating your ability to make me feel better; BITCH I STFG you dont know shiiiiitiittttttttttt > and yall look happy dont you > "dont trust a bartender who dont drink bitch" - KanYe. Numeroloy 'master numbers' > So many sites only use master numbers from 11 > 22 > 33... but wheres the 44? the 55? the 66?????? dont tell me yall didnt realize that every 'master number' still reverts back to each number (9). > 11 =2, 22 = 4, 33=6, 55 = 1, 66 = 3, 77=5..... bro god stsyed outta this mess clearly..... and its always the ones that be inventing new gods that fuck everything too 🤫 furthermore annoyances of numerofuckology - because they reduce the number back down.. .e.g. you have life path 89 > which is simplified to 17 > then to 8.... why not use 89? why we dissin 9 ????? let alone the complete number??? why not intepret both numbers together???? yall just wanna do 1 because your simple with it. and 9 getting left out fr... and yall always celebrating how special 9 is yet he always left out (magic of math - adding 9 - always reverts back to original) honestly - sometiems its so obvious why yall became numerologists sometimes...... Dont even get me started on ANGEL NUMBERS i could neva stfu

i mean yall still trying to test how true it all is, but if you throw a fish at a pisces they gonna go all googly eye on you. tell a scorpio that you intimidated and now your their favourite informant... read their life path number, and you know what they wanna be doing with their life.... i mean it really is a key, and yall locks are looser than you think... watch yo back.. i wouldnt trust someone who can help me (what do they even want), let alone get help from someone who is useless; why would you? dont act like you dont have trust issues, its like our way of relating to each other at this point. your good at sex if you have.... what about the other person? i mean if you masterbate to yoself maybe.... but if a composite chart / synastry have say - chiron eros? pluto saturn? mars dejanira.... how much are you gonna be fucking yourself when you fucked a dirty fucka..... rip virginity - and rip yo self esteem - dangerous game to value your sex appeal as much as you do...... or maybe your living a fantasy on the internet, and that is healthier, but thoughts are manifestations.... oh shit what da fuck have i manifested oh shitttttttttt IM BEING SUCKED IN A VORTEX OF MY OWN SHIT, SOMONE CALL A MANIFESTOR AGHJH AGJJGH please dont be offended, i do like this community; im just a devils advocate... sometimes 👹

you guys put too muhc importance on manifeststion, and i mean if you think its facts, look at what the people around you are manifesting.... OH thats why you isolate so much. so your manifesting loneliness.... oh you try to help people, so your just a trash can for a rubish person.... you see what i mean, manifestation aint so clear cut as you seem to believe. I believe in it, but Im so used to receiving crap, I learned to enjoy eating shit (we all did) and what is "one mans trash is another mans soap" - fight club Oh and Pluto my favourite - every curse a blessing and every blessing a curse.... stop complaining > he gave you the sauce and the only way to show you was to make you cry > lil bitch > pluto profile pic winking at you rn natal > persona > midpoint > composite > synastry > transit > return charts this is the offical order governed by me- so much more imporatnt to understand yourself over what the world got installed / what your partner doing - work on yo insecurities rather than be worried about something you have no control ova

hmmm thats all the issues i have for now.... just look at me as the boy who cried wolf. they aint a wolf here yet; but they gonna be, and im warning yall > why people dont get it...its because there are too many contradictions > but i fully believe, ive had so many spiritual experiences where if i denied them, id be drinking alcohol and pretending i aint a alcoholic. and i do love yall, but sometimes your an eye roll 29th post requires. 29 degree typa energy - YOlo MOfo

[metalgonemeta]

MAJORLY LONG POST IM SO SORRY

This whole post is a comparison of Isane-the-shiny, aka my older version of this blog, to its resurrection MetalGoneMeta

First things first, im sending development for this blog into motion. And although everyone who saw and i interacted with under the Isane-the-shiny/-and-muses usernames are now 2 years+ inactive and/or archived, i feel its best to put up the similarities and differences between then and now both for their sake should it be of interest as well as to give myself a blueprint for resurrecting under Metalgonemeta.

Isane-the-Shiny/-and-muses (2018?)

ItS was a Non-Selective, Independent, Pokémon/Metang OC Roleplaying blog

While I ran ItS (and later IaM) I was very VERY new to Tumblr RP and didnt know what anything meant besides a blog being Selective or not. And if you even had Semi-Selective in your bio, I posted the Same. Damn. CopyNPaste Ask of basically:

THIS GD ASK HAS PLAGUED MANY A USERS INBOX, and yknow how i said i didnt know the terminology of RPBlogs? That included those who had “Mutuals Only” as a rule of their blog.

To those whos blogs i did invade, I do apologize. I will say that i have improved since then.

(Also SHOUTOUT TO THOSE WHO ACTUALLY RESPONDED DESPITE THEIR OWN RULES /pos Istg i look back on this Invading copy and paste ask with HEAVY cringe, but I also remember feeling so ballistically happy seeing the “X answered your ask” notification. I hope all is well for you ^^)

Back to this list of how things were, pretty much said above but to put it shorter and more organized, Back when i ran IsT/IaM i was very Invasive and i was unaware of boundaries. And this was mostly due to it being back when i was about 14-15. (Im an Adult now dw ^^”)

Lastly and pretty much the only last changes and differences… Isane, the Metang OC of this blog, Is getting a name change and Overhaul. This is primarily for finding purposes ig? Basically, There is a character from a different fandom i follow, Bleach, with a character of the same name. (If anything i legit just stole the name cuz i liked Isane lmao). I do not have a new name decided *yet, but am actively searching so i can get it set in stone for the blog. And in terms of the actual overhaul, im going to look into updating, aka giving, her lore as well as (likely the only thing anyone i interacted with gave a shit about if at all) a redesign. Whether im going to turn her into a default blue and silver metang, or my Orrian Metang design is also still to be decided (you can find said design here )

Metalgonemeta (2023 onward)

Now all the big stuff i will admit is under the previous section by accident and ive noticed this post is getting pretty lengthy so ill try to keep this section short and to the point.

MGM is likely going to be identical to ItS in the fact it will still be an Indie NonSelective Blog. Though if i wanted to label every applicable term i found to give a better idea of what itll be: Indie, Pokemon/Metang OC, Based on Canon events that happened in both the mainline pokemon games as well as Pokemon Colosseum/GoD:XD, though will likely focus mainly on Unova B2W2* in writings.

Now i will say, factually in my stance, i should NOT go around peoples inboxes all wild andlikely childish. Even if i didnt make the other person uncomfortable, there were cases where i did make some uncomfortable… likely those who had stated mutuals only and yet here i was, a complete stranger banging on the ask box. Im probably going to just stick with those who interact with me first because of this and keep me going into inboxes at a minimal (i.e posted staters, prompts, etc.)

Kinda to keep parallel with the previous section, in terms of age rating im thinking ill have this blog be 18+. Not because of any mature material (if anything this blogs gonna be pretty sfw since its a gd METANG) but to avoid any uncomfortable complications regarding me, an 18y/o adult interacting with teens/minors of any age tumblr allows (I dont know what to even think of this cuz i just turned 18 not too long ago so from what ive heard i shouldnt have to worry about this type of stuff in the way say a 24y/o should), im just deciding in the hopes to just avoid any complications just keep the 18y/o me in the 18+ audience.

And that about wraps up all there is in terms of blog comparisons.. this was mostly focused on the blog technichalities and i will look into setting up a accessable Rules and About page when i get everything set up and can move onto a theme.

Im sorry this was so long but i felt it was best to post this now while everything i want to do is still fresh in my mind.

Thank you for reading through,

—Tamer

[scrawnydutchman]

Smash Bros. Ultimate DLC: A Recap and Review

Well gang . . . . the time has finally come. The final Smash Bros. Ultimate DLC has been confirmed and is coming soon. There will be no major updates for Smash Bros. after this beyond maybe some patches and bug fixes. Before I go into what this post is about, I want to take a quick moment to give respect to Mr. Sakurai for all the incredible work and dedication he has shown for this franchise. Regardless of how you feel about any of the entries, nobody can deny Sakurai’s love and commitment to his work and it was his drive that drove him to legendary status as a game director. His work is no small feat. He created the single largest and most ambitious crossover property ever conceived. He also created a video game loved by millions. A game that is not only a blast to play on it’s own, but introduced many franchises to gamers like myself whom may not have given those things a try if not for Sakurai educating us on them. So Sakurai, this one is for you sir. Enjoy your vacation.

So allow me to ask a controversial question . . . what makes a good DLC fighter for smash bros? Seems like every character no matter who it is sees SOME sort of backlash eventually. Anybody who’s been a part of the community is aware of the memes and the arguments. “too many sword characters” “too many fire emblem characters” “Banjo hasn’t been relevant in decades” “Who asked for Minecraft Steve?” “what the fuck is Xenoblade?”. It’s all been said before. Many might say that a good DLC fighter is purely subjective. After all, SOMEBODY out there is getting their favorite character in the game regardless of who you pick, so why be a spoil sport?

Well . . .  .what if I told you I can measure the quality of each smash DLC through an objective, impartial scale? I can feel some gawking at the assertion already, but I’m serious. What if I could give an evaluation of each fighter that has nothing to do with my personal attachment to their franchises or their playstyles?

Here are the ground rules. A smash DLC fighter gets 1 point for each of the following 4 criteria it meets:

1. It’s a yet-to-be represented or under represented IP. Smash is first and foremost a crossover game, so the more representation of franchises the better.

2. It’s an impressive get copyright wise. Some characters are more difficult to acquire for the game than others for legal reasons, so their inclusion at all is something to behold. A character meets this standard if it’s either a brand new company being represented or if it’s from a company that’s known for being stingy with it’s IP representation (looking at you Square Enix).

3. It’s a highly requested character. Pretty self explanatory.

4. It’s fun to play as. Now, this one is especially tricky because whether or not a character in a game is “fun” is as subjective as subjective gets, so I’m gonna tweak the definition a bit. Rather than whether or not I personally have fun with it, I’m gonna judge it based on how faithful their moveset is to their game and how innovative their kit is for Smash as a whole (whether it does unprecedented things and is ultra unique to that character). This way I can evaluate based on who would likely play that character the most (a fan of the franchise that character came from).

As a result of this criteria, every character will be evaluated on a scale of 0 to 4. 0 being it doesn’t meet any of these standards and therefore sucks and 4 meaning it hits ALL of them and is therefore as good as DLC gets. Okay? Okay. Let’s go.

1. Piranha Plant

The very first DLC of the game is also the only outlier to the criteria I just set up. I decided it cannot be evaluated on the same level as the rest of the DLC. For one simple reason . . . it’s free. It’s free DLC that was released just for the lulz and bares no consequence of any kind to anyone so . . . this one goes into it’s very own “meh” category.

2. Joker

Okay, now let’s get into the actual fighter passes. Joker is the very first paid DLC fighter of the roster this time around and he’s an immediately interesting choice. While I don’t believe he’s particularly highly requested, he’s certainly a welcome surprise. He’s representation for a yet to be rep’d franchise (+1 point) and he’s an impressive feat as NOBODY expected a character like this to appear in smash (+1 point). His moveset is faithful to his games and he has a meter that’s unique to him, so I suppose he breaks the mold enough to earn that last one (+1 point).

Joker’s score: 3 out of 4.

3. The Hero

Now, I have to admit that when I first saw this DLC announced I did not immediately understand the significance of him. I was not familiar with Dragon Quest up until this game. But now that i’ve been more educated, not only is this a major contribution for the Japanese player base, BUT Dragon Quest plays an instrumental role in gaming history as one of the original RPGS. So give him a point for unrepresented game (+1 point). I would also consider him an impressive grab since it’s a Square Enix IP and Square has been notably stingy about allowing others to use their IP in the past, ESPECIALLY Nintendo after a particularly rocky history between companies. So that’s another point (+1 point). Now, I don’t think he was particularly highly requested as I haven’t seen him in any lists (and haven’t heard of him at all up until this point) so for now i’m not gonna give him that point but i may come back and make an edit if someone can provide a citation. Gameplay wise the most dramatic things Hero brings are his magic meter and his RNG down B. Sort of fun in a fucking around type of way AND true to his character. Plus no other character has anything like that. So I’ll give him that point (+1 point).

The Hero’s score: 3 out of 4.

4. Banjo & Kazooie

Alright. Goes without saying that this is easily one of the most requested characters in the game’s history AND it’s a very impressive grab to boot. Making a deal like this with rare and microsoft is no small feat. points for both (+2 points). It’s also a not-yet-represented IP so point for that as well (+1 point). As for gameplay, while it’s true that Banjo’s moveset is VERY faithful to the games, it’s unfortunately widely known to not be that exciting for a DLC character. See, most DLC fighters have some sort of mind blowing gimmick to them like a meter or an extra ability or a way they interact with the world. The closest thing Banjo has is his limited use of Wonder Wing, which unfortunately is more of a handicap than anything. I’m afraid I can’t give him this point. Such a shame, too. This was SO CLOSE to a perfect DLC character.

Banjo & Kazooie’s score: 3 out of 4.

5. Terry Bogard

Now, in spite of not necessarily being a highly requested character, Terry has a lot going for him. Not yet represented IP (+1 point), Impressive grab since this is SNK’s first and only rep (+1 point) and most of all his fighting game moveset is IMPRESSIVELY mapped to the smash bros layout. The KoF inputs are there and the character really rewards you for being familiar with how that game is played. Kudos! (+1 point).

Terry’s score: 3 out of 4.

6. Byleth

Okay . . . I don’t have a lot of faith for this character. You already know where this is going. For one, DEFINITELY not an underrepresented franchise (this is the 8th Fire Emblem character to be featured). Certainly not an impressive feat copyright wise since it’s a Nintendo property (and, again, a very much represented one at that). Not a highly requested character by any means. It’s last chance for a point is it’s gameplay . . .which I would argue doesn’t deviate much from what plenty of characters in the game already do. This character is just more of the same.

Byleth’s score: 0 out of 4

7. Min Min

Min Min is a bit of a mixed bag. On one hand, it IS a yet to be represented franchise, so as per my criteria that deserves a point (+1 point). She’s also very innovative gameplay wise as her moves are more about mapping the two hit buttons to each of her arms(+1 point). Unfortunately that’s where the points end. She’s not a highly requested character and she’s not an impressive grab copyright wise as she’s a Nintendo IP.

Min Min’s rating: 2 out of 4.

8. Steve

Remember when Steve’s inclusion literally shut down Twitter? I sure do. Definitely one of the most befuddling entries in Smash history . . .but that does NOT make him a bad choice. Definitely a yet to be represented franchise (+1 point) and a VERY impressive get copyright wise (another retrieval from Microsoft). It also technically is a highly requested character . . . granted one might argue those requests were more just a meme than anything else, but i mean . . if he wasn’t requested he wouldn’t be here at all so . . (+1 point). As for gameplay? Well, Steve is definitely unique. So unique that for his patch EVERY STAGE IN THE GAME had to be restructured to match his mining gimmick. That . . . is crazy. so that’s another point (+1 point). Holy shit . . . I think Steve might be the perfect DLC pick.

Steve’s score: 4 out of 4.

9. Sephiroth

Sephiroth was an ENORMOUS shock to be sure. Not at all predictable, but VERY welcome. He may not be a highly requested character, but he’s one of those characters you didn’t know you needed. He definitely gets a point for increasing rep for an under represented franchise (+1 point) and thank you for introducing much more Final Fantasy music to the game. He’s also a VERY impressive get copyright wise. Final Fantasy representation is hard to get enough, but Sephiroth himself is a copyright nightmare as Sakurai laid out in his showcase. (+1 point). Gameplay wise Sephiroth is interesting. His gimmick is similar to Terry’s but distinct in the bonuses it gives him, and he officially breaks the record for sword character with longest reach. I’d say he deserves a point (+1 point).

Sephiroth’s score: 3 out of 4.

10. Pyra/Mythra

Now I must admit, I was disappointed by this entry and still kind of am. However, that’s my bias talking. If I’m to be fair I should evaluate her based on the criteria. For starters, Xenoblade has only one other rep besides her in the whole game. So she gets a point for increasing rep for an under represented IP (+1 point). She’s also pretty highly requested as I understand it (which surprises me because I literally did not know who these ladies were until this reveal but fair is fair) (+1 point). As for being an impressive grab copyright wise . . . not really? It’s another Nintendo IP. Gameplay wise she doesn’t really do anything new. Basic sword character stuff and a stance switch.

Pyra/Mythra’s score: 2 out of 4

11. Kazuya

In contrast to my personal bias against Pyra/Mythra, I had the complete opposite response to Kazuya. I was PUMPED to have him in the game because I love Tekken to death. But even I have to admit he wasn’t a highly requested character so no point for him on that front. It IS a yet to be repped franchise though (+1 point) AND I would consider it an impressive grab copyright wise as this is the only Namco rep besides Pac Man. It’s always super impressive to get a third party character. (+1 point). As for gameplay .  this dude is the ultimate example of how to map fighting game controls to smash’s layout. EVERYTHING Kazuya can do in the tekken series he can do in smash. he has direcitonal inputs and true combo potential . . it’s fucking awesome. defs deserves a point for that. (+1 point).

Kazuya’s score: 3 out of 4

12. Sora

At last, the final DLC fighter is here. May I say . . I can’t think of a better way to go out. This is the single most requested character ever. You know it. I know it. That’s a point (+1 point). It also goes without saying that this is an ULTRA impressive grab copyright wise. So impressive many touted it’s impossibility for over a decade (myself included). (+1 point). It’s a yet to be represented franchise (+1 point). Finally his gameplay . . .well, he hasn’t been released yet so whether or not I personally find him fun will remain to be seen. But I will say, in spite of being another sword character and subscribing to some of those conventions, they were VERY clever with how to map his projectiles as well as how to optimize his aerial combo potential in a way no other sword character can match. That deserves a point. (+1 point).

Sora’s score: 4 out of 4.

So there you have it. My rankings of each smash DLC based on the criteria set above. This isn’t to convince anyone that they’re wrong for playing who they play or liking who they like. I just thought it’d be a fun experiment to judge each entry based on the number one things people consider for every character. I can’t wait for Sora to come out and I can’t wait to continue enjoying this game in it’s completed form.

4 out of 4: Steve, Sora

3 out of 4: Joker, Hero, Banjo, Terry, Sephiroth, Kazuya

2 out of 4: Min Min, Pyra/Mythra

1 out of 4:

0 out of 4: Byleth

omitted for being free: Piranha Plant