#BRO FUCK HAZBIN
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IF YOU BLAZE YOUR HAZBIN BULLSHIT ONTO MY DASH ONE MORE FUCKIN TIME I WILL SHRED YOUR ASS BRO OMFG
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Something told me yall would like this
#2013 vox is so cute but what if i gave him depression#hes a bug bro#this is so niche like you have to know the origin of the bug vox and of dark mode vox and also know undertale HAHAHAHAHAH#this is content for nobody but the real ones#anyway#dark mode vox#i fell for the fucking tv#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#vox#hazbin vox#my art#radiostatic#undertale
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Striker's losing his goddamn mind! Also, Blitzo fixes a past mistake 🥲
#this ep broke me in so many ways#just so much closure and build up#i feel like the next striker encounter#is gonna fucking bonkers#bro is just done#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#oops spoilers#fizzarolli#blitzo#striker
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I'M NEVER LETTING YALL FORGET THIS
#bro is NERVOUS#i love this scene a lot bcuz Angel said “who would wanna spend their last days NOT fucking and fighting?”#and he spent his potential last days having a drink with Husk#you could tell he thought about it tho but he hesitated bcuz he doesn't want to rush things or make things akward#THEY'RE JUST <333#I LOVE THEM#THEY EVEN HAD THE JACKPOT THING LIKE ANGEL FOUND THE JACKPOT#DUUSHERHUTHTHSUEUFNBDD#angel dust#hazbin hotel angel dust#angel dust hazbin hotel#huskerdust#husk#hazbin hotel husk#husk hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel
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ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL THANK YOU @flowey-apologist
#hazbin hotel#vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox assistant#hazbin vox#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#this guy has no name ugh#you have NO IDEA how hard i laughed at the thought of vox just fucking drilling his head i was in tears bro holy shit#this actually happened 100% i was there
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Lucifer Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel is Demisexual :)
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#demisexual#aspec#yes i made this instead of writing#yes i may be projecting#but am i though?#bro had one woman for 10000 years#i'm right and i should say it#you know what FUCK YOU *aces another hazbin character*
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Frame redrawn! Or whatever it's called 😭
First my wifeee 💜💜 she's so bigger body coded it's not funny grr lmao idk uhh her eye is pinker and obviously the ears, well, exist. Also eyepatch cuz... eyepatch. Yeah. She's my wife u guys... so real so fr fr 🗣🔥
Made him actually black 💀 I'm sorry it felt sooo wrong to give him his canon skin tone it disturbs me.... he has a tie cuz he would wear tie over bow I jst know it. Snout! Cuz deer. I'll probably change his ear placement like, give back his top ears and give him human ones buttt not sure... I hate drawing his hair it's so goofy brutha eugh
LOTTERALY ME U GUYS RARARAHAHEIIREM8S UHHHH idk why I gave her pure black pupils but like I will. Forever. I gave her snout too but like. In a more. Snout way. Yknow??? She's so goofy I love her smm we are the sam.e red cheek thinfs r pink now cuz I think it looks better idk. Goat ears. Cuz goat ears. She's so goat coded it hurts. Just. JUST MAKE HER GOAT RAAHHH
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vaggie#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel charlie#vaggie#alastor#charlie morningstar#hazbin#this isnt a redesign at all jat tbe way i lole to draw rhem 💜💜#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#chaggie#rainbowmoth#varlie#charlie x vaggie#vaggie x charlie#my best friend got me a bracelet that says charlie and i cant look it at wirhout squeeling 😭😭😭#shitrinf and scteaming im gonna explode /j#uhhhhh yah#i like alastor. hes jst sooo fucking cringy in rhe show.... ughhh.... “now to ahow everyobdy not to mess wirh rhe radio demon” 🤓🤓#like brutha sit down and shit urself nobody gives a flying diahrea abt ur gacha life ahh self lil bro 🙏#but other than that i love him even tho his breath stank 💜#hazbin alastor#hazbin chaggie#hazbin charlie#hazbin vaggie#hazbin vagatha#hazbin hotel vagatha
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Thinking about Vox from Hazbin hotel and how he’s utterly desperate to get approval/validation from people (this is supported in the show, like his whole fucking song with Alastor is some sad as balls ploy to get eyes on him). And then I started thinking about his whole “Trust us” slogan and thought “What if he asked Alastor to trust him during their big fight and Alastor fucking snarled at him and said ‘I would never’ or some disrespectful shit like that, and so now Vox’s insatiable need to make up for the fact that the one person he wanted approval from the most refused to give it to him has worked it’s way into his fucking business model (literally every aspect of both his personal and professional life)”. Idk, I just think he’s silly and insecure like that.
#hazbin hotel vox#vox#hazbin hotel#voxal#alastor#hazbin alastor#text#help me I’m hyperfixating#I’m a fucking hyperdrive#bro#he’s so fucking annoying#I want to unplug his ass#/j#radiostatic
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I need to see all 3 of the vees interact with carmilla in season 2. I feel like she’d hate Vox less since he tailors his image to perfection. Val would probably just be annoying
#also vox needs to fucking touch grass#bro never left the tower in season 1#kennedy rambles#hazbin hotel#hazbin fandom#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin valentino#hazbin velvette#hazbin hotel velvette#hazbin vees#hazbin carmilla
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Im gonna spam my summer week drawings here lol
#hardcore headcanon that al cant swim or just hates water#i think thats so cute bro hes the scariest overlord but hes just a widdle guy 🥹#also my new phase is t4t radiostatic#i fell for the fucking tv#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin vox#vox#alastor#hazbin alastor#my art#radiostatic#voxal
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Husk momentarily thinking he was free from his contract and then having to see Alastor alive must have pissed him off. He genuinely looked happy when he was helping rebuild the hotel, too. :(
#hazbin hotel#husk#alastor#fuck why bro#for husk to be happy I wish he fucking died#but he’s a fav of mine so I would have been sad too#This show is so awesome fr#I feel many a things
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Okay but how detached were Charlie and Lucifer for Lucifer to not even know about the random girl Charlie saved in an alleyway that started living with her and then became her girlfriend?
#like damn bro they REALLY didnt talk#minus a 30 second call every 5 fucking months or something that#like i think Lucifer didnt call bcuz depression and the mindset of “She's an adult and she has her own things to worry about”#and “if she wanted to call she would”#and Charlie was like “My dad hasn't talked to me in a couple months he must be super busy or not wanna talk#if he wanted to talk he would“#THIS IS WHAT MISCOMMUNICATION DOES TO A RELATIONSHIP MY GUYS#appleye#charlie morningstar#vaggie#hazbin hotel charlie#charlie hazbin hotel#vaggie hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vaggie#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer hazbin hotel#talking#rambling#hazbin hotel
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everyone go read Shapes and Shadows by IceBlueButterfly on ao3 rn if youre a voxval fan im losing my shit
#this AUTHOR MAN#OH MY GOD BRO#THE FUCKING CLIFFHANGERS#xanchats#hazbin hotel#voxval#staticmoth#fic rec#DONT READ IT IF U DONT LIKE ANGST#...YET#THAT MIGHT CHANGE AFTER THE NEXT CHAPTER BUT ALSO FUKC
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My best friend was giving me shit that I didn't draw enough Alastors in the comic I'm working on. So I drew this one just for him (in about 30 seconds). Perhaps Tumblr might like to see it.
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"Sooo, are we friends now?"
Vox blinked. The sudden question caught him off guard. Lucifer had just walked into the room and fell back onto the couch, comfortably leaning back beside him, so a question like that was entirely out of the blue.
"..Come again?" He grinned nervously.
"Well... y'know." Lucifer made a few vague gestures.
"I- No, I really don't."
Lucifer's eyebrows furrowed and he looked straight ahead of him. He crossed a leg and folded his arms while he looked for the words. Vox simply waited, placing his phone down.
After a little bit of silence, Lucifer spoke quietly.
"Would it be stupid to say that because we both hate Alastor it would automatically make us friends-?"
Vox snorted at his expense. "A little, yeah. But I get where you're coming from, I guess. The enemy of your enemy is your friend, as they say."
Lucifer's eyes lit up, and he smiled.
"Glad we're on the same page!"
Vox gave him a small nod and went back to his phone.
A few minutes of quiet, the only sounds being Lucifer's soft breathing and Vox tapping on his phone.
"..Hey, so-"
Vox looked up, slightly exasperated but amused.
"Alastor isn't the only reason we're friends, right?"
Vox tilted his head, raising an eyebrow.
"I mean," The king continued, a little anxious. "It just seems a bit... Y'know, insincere, for our whole relationship to be centered around him of all people."
"Hmm.. I guess you're right."
They sat for a moment, thinking.
"We could take a page outta Charlie's book?" He suggested, clicking his phone off.
"Huh?"
"Remember when she tried to make Vaggie and Alastor get along?"
Lucifer perked up. "When they had to compliment each other?" He grinned. "That was so fucking funny. You want us to do that?"
"Yeah, why not?"
"Alright! Me first. Mmmm..."
Vox waited, somewhat excited. It was probably unreasonable, but y'know. Free compliments. As he watched Lucifer think, he couldn't help smiling gently. The whole situation was pretty odd, but fun nonetheless.
"Well, you're funny sometimes. Your little antennae are cute, though I guess that doesn't really count. Hm.. your voice is nice to listen to. Kind of a shame you don't have a podcast or anything, I'd listen to it. Anyway, you seem like you'd give good hugs."
"Is that really a compliment?" Vox grinned, feeling his screen glowing just a little bit brighter.
"Totally! Hugs are the best." Lucifer folded his arms confidently. "Don't believe me, just try it."
"Mmm... Nah. Not one for stuff like that, all soft, y'know?"
Lucifer frowned. "Seriously? When was the last time you were hugged?"
Vox glanced at him, staying quiet. When was the last time-? Velvette wasn't very touchy either. Valentino definitely was, but he was less gentle and comforting than.. well, overtly sexual.
"...Unimportant."
"Is not."
Vox sighed, feigning annoyance.
"Fine." He sat up and opened his arms.
Lucifer blinked.
"..Hug me, dumbass."
"Oh! Okay!" He looked absolutely thrilled.
Pulling Vox up from the couch after jumping up himself, he tugged the TV head into a hug. Lucifer's arms wrapped tightly around Vox's waist as he looked up at him excitedly.
Admittedly, Lucifer was right. Vox.. really didn't mind this. His hands automatically came to rest between Lucifer's shoulder blades and he smiled, looking away.
"Okay, fine, you have a point, I suppose."
Lucifer pulled away, instead holding Vox's hands and lightly bouncing on his heels.
"Knew it!"
Vox shook his head, unable to contain his grin, and pulled them both back onto the couch, Lucifer sat beside him.
"'Kay, so I gotta compliment you now."
"Hey, don't say it like that! No one's forcing you, y'know."
"Yeah, yeah.." He trailed off, examining the King next to him. "Well. You give good hugs, I can tell you that much. Your eyes are pretty. And shit, I might regret this, but.. your cheeks are really cute. Um- and your hair looks really soft." Vox looked away, a shaky smile across his face. "We didn't agree on a set number of compliments, haha..."
Lucifer stared at him for a moment, his legs swinging lightly over the edge of the couch. "You can pet it if you want."
Vox immediately turned to him again. "Huh?"
"My hair. You said it looked soft, why not find out?"
"Uh.. okay." He laughed, somewhat nervous.
Vox reached a hand out and tentatively threaded his claws through Lucifer's blond hair. It was exactly how he thought it would feel, light and fluffy. Definitely a pleasant experience. Valentino's moth fluff was soft, but too thick to properly feel with his claws. Comparing a moth's neck to not really human hair wasn't the smartest, though.
Vox smiled as he spent a few more seconds gently stroking Lucifer's hair. It was hard to fully appreciate how unusual of a moment this was. After all, Lucifer was the literal King of Hell, Child of God, and for Vox to be able to just sit here with him, petting his hair?
His.. mild confusion must've shown on his screen, because as he retracted his hand, Lucifer looked as if he was trying incredibly hard not to burst out laughing.
"..What?"
"You've.. You've got a few.. um, question marks? On- on your screen?" He bit his lip, unsuccessfully attempting to restrain a grin.
Vox's eyes widened and he immediately looked away, feeling the screen flicker to a childishly flashy exclamation mark.
The king snickered for a good few seconds, fidgeting with the cane in his hands as he did so.
"Yeah." Vox said after a comfortable silence, turning back to Lucifer with a smile.
The latter gave him a confused look.
"You asked if we were friends, earlier. I guess we are."
Lucifer grinned back.
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lmk if you guys want more stuff like this cuz it was so fun to write hehe
as for whether they're gonna stay platonic,, idk bro??
anyway they're cute and I love em <3
#hazbin hotel#ask blog#asks open#send asks#send anons#hazbin alastor#hazbin charlie#hazbin lucifer#hazbin vox#staticapple#perhaps#perchance#idk bro#i think i fell for the crackship#haha#save me#oneshot#platonic staticapple#FUNNY THING HAPPENED#THE APP CRASHED#AND I THOUGHT I LOST IT#CUZ IT OPENED BACK UP ON MY HOME PAGE#SO I GOT SUPER SAD#AND DIDNT GO ON TUMBLR FOR LIKE IDK 5 HOURS#THEN I TRIED TO POST ABOUT IT#ONLY TO REALISE IT KINDA SAVED AND GAVE ME THE OPTION TO RELOAD!!#AHA BACKUP SAVED#I FUCKING LOVE THIS APP
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I get that it's your right or whatever to be allowed to criticize shows you don't like but maybe don't constantly do it on the posts of people who like it like idk it feels more like you want to argue than anything else
Like I'm not writing a novel about how I acknowledge every single perceived flaw just to satisfy annoying terminally online nerds who want to feel The Most Superior for only liking Morally Pure Things
#hazbin hotel and helluva boss are the most recent victims of this#with steven universe being a very recent other example#like bro i do not care i wanna watch funny fuck demon show#if this is the worst thing youve ever seen you are insanely sheltered#expend energy doing something else and not regurgitating your rancid ass recipts or w/e cause you like fighting online#go do your homework
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