#BRO FUCK HAZBIN
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cold--carnage · 18 days ago
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IF YOU BLAZE YOUR HAZBIN BULLSHIT ONTO MY DASH ONE MORE FUCKIN TIME I WILL SHRED YOUR ASS BRO OMFG
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mr-malumm · 2 months ago
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Something told me yall would like this
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petitprincess1 · 1 year ago
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Striker's losing his goddamn mind! Also, Blitzo fixes a past mistake 🥲
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mintaikk · 7 months ago
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I'M NEVER LETTING YALL FORGET THIS
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say-sike · 8 months ago
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ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL THANK YOU @flowey-apologist
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heart-of-the-morningstar · 7 months ago
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Lucifer Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel is Demisexual :)
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anonymouscheeses · 7 months ago
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Frame redrawn! Or whatever it's called 😭
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First my wifeee 💜💜 she's so bigger body coded it's not funny grr lmao idk uhh her eye is pinker and obviously the ears, well, exist. Also eyepatch cuz... eyepatch. Yeah. She's my wife u guys... so real so fr fr 🗣🔥
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Made him actually black 💀 I'm sorry it felt sooo wrong to give him his canon skin tone it disturbs me.... he has a tie cuz he would wear tie over bow I jst know it. Snout! Cuz deer. I'll probably change his ear placement like, give back his top ears and give him human ones buttt not sure... I hate drawing his hair it's so goofy brutha eugh
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LOTTERALY ME U GUYS RARARAHAHEIIREM8S UHHHH idk why I gave her pure black pupils but like I will. Forever. I gave her snout too but like. In a more. Snout way. Yknow??? She's so goofy I love her smm we are the sam.e red cheek thinfs r pink now cuz I think it looks better idk. Goat ears. Cuz goat ears. She's so goat coded it hurts. Just. JUST MAKE HER GOAT RAAHHH
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Thinking about Vox from Hazbin hotel and how he’s utterly desperate to get approval/validation from people (this is supported in the show, like his whole fucking song with Alastor is some sad as balls ploy to get eyes on him). And then I started thinking about his whole “Trust us” slogan and thought “What if he asked Alastor to trust him during their big fight and Alastor fucking snarled at him and said ‘I would never’ or some disrespectful shit like that, and so now Vox’s insatiable need to make up for the fact that the one person he wanted approval from the most refused to give it to him has worked it’s way into his fucking business model (literally every aspect of both his personal and professional life)”. Idk, I just think he’s silly and insecure like that.
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roach-master · 3 months ago
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I need to see all 3 of the vees interact with carmilla in season 2. I feel like she’d hate Vox less since he tailors his image to perfection. Val would probably just be annoying
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mr-malumm · 4 months ago
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Im gonna spam my summer week drawings here lol
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cyjammy · 10 months ago
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Husk momentarily thinking he was free from his contract and then having to see Alastor alive must have pissed him off. He genuinely looked happy when he was helping rebuild the hotel, too. :(
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mintaikk · 9 months ago
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Okay but how detached were Charlie and Lucifer for Lucifer to not even know about the random girl Charlie saved in an alleyway that started living with her and then became her girlfriend?
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vypridae · 4 months ago
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everyone go read Shapes and Shadows by IceBlueButterfly on ao3 rn if youre a voxval fan im losing my shit
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alymccart · 8 months ago
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My best friend was giving me shit that I didn't draw enough Alastors in the comic I'm working on. So I drew this one just for him (in about 30 seconds). Perhaps Tumblr might like to see it.
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radioisnotdead · 6 months ago
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"Sooo, are we friends now?"
Vox blinked. The sudden question caught him off guard. Lucifer had just walked into the room and fell back onto the couch, comfortably leaning back beside him, so a question like that was entirely out of the blue.
"..Come again?" He grinned nervously.
"Well... y'know." Lucifer made a few vague gestures.
"I- No, I really don't."
Lucifer's eyebrows furrowed and he looked straight ahead of him. He crossed a leg and folded his arms while he looked for the words. Vox simply waited, placing his phone down.
After a little bit of silence, Lucifer spoke quietly.
"Would it be stupid to say that because we both hate Alastor it would automatically make us friends-?"
Vox snorted at his expense. "A little, yeah. But I get where you're coming from, I guess. The enemy of your enemy is your friend, as they say."
Lucifer's eyes lit up, and he smiled.
"Glad we're on the same page!"
Vox gave him a small nod and went back to his phone.
A few minutes of quiet, the only sounds being Lucifer's soft breathing and Vox tapping on his phone.
"..Hey, so-"
Vox looked up, slightly exasperated but amused.
"Alastor isn't the only reason we're friends, right?"
Vox tilted his head, raising an eyebrow.
"I mean," The king continued, a little anxious. "It just seems a bit... Y'know, insincere, for our whole relationship to be centered around him of all people."
"Hmm.. I guess you're right."
They sat for a moment, thinking.
"We could take a page outta Charlie's book?" He suggested, clicking his phone off.
"Huh?"
"Remember when she tried to make Vaggie and Alastor get along?"
Lucifer perked up. "When they had to compliment each other?" He grinned. "That was so fucking funny. You want us to do that?"
"Yeah, why not?"
"Alright! Me first. Mmmm..."
Vox waited, somewhat excited. It was probably unreasonable, but y'know. Free compliments. As he watched Lucifer think, he couldn't help smiling gently. The whole situation was pretty odd, but fun nonetheless.
"Well, you're funny sometimes. Your little antennae are cute, though I guess that doesn't really count. Hm.. your voice is nice to listen to. Kind of a shame you don't have a podcast or anything, I'd listen to it. Anyway, you seem like you'd give good hugs."
"Is that really a compliment?" Vox grinned, feeling his screen glowing just a little bit brighter.
"Totally! Hugs are the best." Lucifer folded his arms confidently. "Don't believe me, just try it."
"Mmm... Nah. Not one for stuff like that, all soft, y'know?"
Lucifer frowned. "Seriously? When was the last time you were hugged?"
Vox glanced at him, staying quiet. When was the last time-? Velvette wasn't very touchy either. Valentino definitely was, but he was less gentle and comforting than.. well, overtly sexual.
"...Unimportant."
"Is not."
Vox sighed, feigning annoyance.
"Fine." He sat up and opened his arms.
Lucifer blinked.
"..Hug me, dumbass."
"Oh! Okay!" He looked absolutely thrilled.
Pulling Vox up from the couch after jumping up himself, he tugged the TV head into a hug. Lucifer's arms wrapped tightly around Vox's waist as he looked up at him excitedly.
Admittedly, Lucifer was right. Vox.. really didn't mind this. His hands automatically came to rest between Lucifer's shoulder blades and he smiled, looking away.
"Okay, fine, you have a point, I suppose."
Lucifer pulled away, instead holding Vox's hands and lightly bouncing on his heels.
"Knew it!"
Vox shook his head, unable to contain his grin, and pulled them both back onto the couch, Lucifer sat beside him.
"'Kay, so I gotta compliment you now."
"Hey, don't say it like that! No one's forcing you, y'know."
"Yeah, yeah.." He trailed off, examining the King next to him. "Well. You give good hugs, I can tell you that much. Your eyes are pretty. And shit, I might regret this, but.. your cheeks are really cute. Um- and your hair looks really soft." Vox looked away, a shaky smile across his face. "We didn't agree on a set number of compliments, haha..."
Lucifer stared at him for a moment, his legs swinging lightly over the edge of the couch. "You can pet it if you want."
Vox immediately turned to him again. "Huh?"
"My hair. You said it looked soft, why not find out?"
"Uh.. okay." He laughed, somewhat nervous.
Vox reached a hand out and tentatively threaded his claws through Lucifer's blond hair. It was exactly how he thought it would feel, light and fluffy. Definitely a pleasant experience. Valentino's moth fluff was soft, but too thick to properly feel with his claws. Comparing a moth's neck to not really human hair wasn't the smartest, though.
Vox smiled as he spent a few more seconds gently stroking Lucifer's hair. It was hard to fully appreciate how unusual of a moment this was. After all, Lucifer was the literal King of Hell, Child of God, and for Vox to be able to just sit here with him, petting his hair?
His.. mild confusion must've shown on his screen, because as he retracted his hand, Lucifer looked as if he was trying incredibly hard not to burst out laughing.
"..What?"
"You've.. You've got a few.. um, question marks? On- on your screen?" He bit his lip, unsuccessfully attempting to restrain a grin.
Vox's eyes widened and he immediately looked away, feeling the screen flicker to a childishly flashy exclamation mark.
The king snickered for a good few seconds, fidgeting with the cane in his hands as he did so.
"Yeah." Vox said after a comfortable silence, turning back to Lucifer with a smile.
The latter gave him a confused look.
"You asked if we were friends, earlier. I guess we are."
Lucifer grinned back.
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lmk if you guys want more stuff like this cuz it was so fun to write hehe
as for whether they're gonna stay platonic,, idk bro??
anyway they're cute and I love em <3
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rasticore · 4 months ago
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I get that it's your right or whatever to be allowed to criticize shows you don't like but maybe don't constantly do it on the posts of people who like it like idk it feels more like you want to argue than anything else
Like I'm not writing a novel about how I acknowledge every single perceived flaw just to satisfy annoying terminally online nerds who want to feel The Most Superior for only liking Morally Pure Things
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