#BRB DYING

[hobermallowed]

Madeline…fitting Claudia for a yellow dress…

[make-friends-with-the-rats]

help

[moodymisty]

My headcann is that the Emperor is a womanizer. His horniness meter is EXACTLY like in his youth. Also he is type of dude to get aroused by the sight of an ankle, so you're sure that this man has an erection 24/7 😭 But he is much more preoccupied with his duties ruling the Imperium than ravishing some maiden he found on the streets lol. He's a horny old dude but he can manage that

He is obviously massive but how will he heal with the heigh difference during sexy time? Does he stay hours upon hours kissing you, caressing you, or just simply performing any kind of foreplay? No. Does he at least try to go a bit slower? No. He, and I am sure of it, is going to blackmail you to think that the pain doesn't exist with his psychic mind. "Noo the pain isn't from the fact that I am ripping apart your insides noo it was from that headache you had in past"

Also he definitely introduces his lovers to Malcador:

Emperor: Good morning, Malcador! This is X, the woman I'll make my empress.

Malcador: This the 49th lady you bring this week, Neoth...

Emperor: Oh, she's the one!! She's real pretty and surprisingly this one can handle quite good my co-

Malcador: Shut it! Behave. [Insert Primarch] and his wife will come to Terra so you better behave

Emperor: 😈

I love how we keep coming up with different and unique ways to make the Emperor super shitty and awful XD

Like fuck the whole 'oh he's just bad at fixing the galaxy' we're out here saying he nabs women off the street sticks his dick in dry and then tries to make them empress XD

[echodrops]

I am really struggling to understand the thought process of some of my students right now, and I don't even know what can be done to rectify the issue.

The last unit of my five-week summer literature class is on a personal essay from Joan Didion, called "Goodbye to All That."

Somehow, despite the unit literally being called "Creative Nonfiction with Joan Didion," me providing a PDF copy of the reading titled "Goodbye to All That" by Joan Didion, and even having an entire interactive video lesson on Joan Didion herself...

Somehow a student still turned in a reading response about "Good-Bye to All That" by Robert Graves. A nearly 400-page-long WWI autobiography.

So not only did this student not do the actually assigned reading, he also actively ignored every single Canvas page in the entire unit, completed a video-based assignment without listening to a word of it (apparently), and then, realizing that he had to find something to say about the unit, frantically googled "Goodbye to All That" and made up an entire two paragraph response based on a book he absolutely did not read.

When I asked the student how this mix-up could possibly have happened, he insisted he did read the PDF file from our class (weird, because Joan Didion's essay is not about WWI!) but just mixed up the author's name in his response.

I... What...?

At what point do you just have to start thinking "This is an aggressive refusal to read anything put in front of you"? Like, come on. Couldn't even read the name of the unit? Couldn't even engage with a Youtube video long enough to see a picture of Joan Didion and realize the writer for the unit is a woman definitely not named Robert Graves?

And at what point did common sense just not kick in? This is a five-week class; each unit is 3-4 weekdays max. Could the professor possibly be expecting the class to read a 400-page autobiography in three days, when everything else we're read has been less than 30 pages?

This is actually so concerning to me. How can we have college students that literally can't read?

Please... someone save me...

[kechiarts]

TODAY I GOT SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED BUT NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ABLE TO FIND!!! THE 21 YEAR OLD FFCC TCG CARDS!!! AND IT'S ALMOST THE WHOLE SET!!! IT'S ONLY MISSING THE TEN SPECIAL FOIL TCGS!!! ToT

[nectardaddy]

OH SO NO ONE WANTED TO TELL ME I SPELLED SAKUSA WRONG??? FULL THROTTLE HAS BEEN OUT FOR SO LONG OMFG I'M GONNA DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT

[masterwords]

I love you, too. || 7x04 - Painless

[survivalistghost]

ahn bo hyun spinning in a chair, slicked back hair, twirling handcuffs: a VISION

[livingthewritelife-things]

Suffering with a heatwave over the next week..

Man, when I lived in Florida, it was 100 degree F several days of the summer and I barely even noticed. People just stay inside on the hotter days except to go from the car to the building and it was fine. Everywhere has AC and is made for the heat.

Now living in a state where no one is used to it being above 90 F and everyone suffers when it's 100 F for 4-5 days in a row

[kwistowee]

I cannot breathe! x

[texas-bbq-pringles]

i hope these guys know how terrifying it is to wake up to post notifications

[the-epitome-of-sin]

Chris please 🥵

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[smashthegiantkiller]

Hold up, when did they add the stip that Dom is going to be locked in a shark cage?

[aesthetic-gem]

q!cellbit just didn’t have the heart to look q!roier in the eyes and lie to him :((( he said it himself