#BOY WITH SO MANY SECRETS.

[corallapis]

*corners turlough with a microphone* what exactly do you think you know about the doctor and the master. speak.

[buttdumplin]

going to look at houses with one of the boys because yall need a bigger one with more rooms now that ale and rudy have officially joined the polycule and the agent is really working the kids angle for "you and your... husband?" and ofc it's johnny who goes with you and he's feeding into it by only referring to them as "the boys" that by the time you've settled on a house and you get the agent to do one last viewing so they can all come see, her head fucking explodes first when she sees "the boys" and again after they all take their turns giving you and johnny your initial smooches, and the smile on johnny's face tells you this couldn't have played out as perfectly even in his dreams

[eganmont]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Years to my giftee, Mac! (aka @gemapples )!

If you see this again, you're one of my favorite Magolor artists, so I was really excited to make something for ya! (And for any reason to draw my favorite kirby character :) ) Hopefully I did everyone justice!

This was a part of the secret santa event by @hoshinokaabi-secretsanta, be sure to go and check everyone else out!

Anyways, as a bonus, here's a couple prog pics from my backup saves:

It's truly a miracle how my scribbles turn out sometimes lol

I love this event so so much, everyone did such a great job too! 'Til next time!

[lune-redd]

Oh look, a new Astro Boy reboot got announced! It looks absolutely atrocious!

[unproduciblesmackdown]

Lackadaisy Enrichment

[lomlompurim]

What if instead of waking up in the mushroom body, sqq woke up in a doll.

Something something while lbh was away in the abyss, sqq without noticing offended a misterious (demonic-succubi-esque???) cultivator with a weird thing for making dolls. She had dolls all over her secret workshop that she very kindly let him into when she heard about the famous Xiu Ya sword being in the city.

What she wanted of him? Who knows, sqq couldn't bring himself to care. She probably wanted his money or try to steal his hair, the hair of those dolls seemed very much like real hair, although he had to admit the level of details on these dolls were amazing.

(she wanted to trick him into buying one of her cursed dolls and steal his life energy little by little, but got wifebeamed by widow sqq during their conversation about how talented she was to be able to make so many dolls, and without really understanding he rejected her with little to no emotion on his face)

So she cursed him, and since sqq didn't feel anything bad at the moment he thought it just didn't work and left, not sparing the curse a single thought after their encounter.

The rest of the story goes as usual, excep that after he self detonates his soul doesn't go into the mushroom body, instead it got directly into the shape of a doll in the workshop of this woman.

His first thought is thinking someone snitched the mushroom body bc wtf wasn't he supposed to wake up under the dirt??? Why this place smells slightly familiar? Like paint and humidity and floral perfumes?? and why everything looks fucking giganourmus?!?! A teapot should NOT look that big from his position....Oh no, did the mushroom body turned out as small as a squirrel? WhAT is happening?!

And then he looks at his arms and legs, and he has joints. White paper skin with joints in his wrists, elbows, torso, waist, knees, feet. And he panics, a lot.

The woman who cursed him starts monologuing about how she trapped him now, and you are mine, I made this doll specially for you master shen, this is my revenge for your insolence to leave me yada yada- Sqq stoped listening a while ago.

Somehow he manages to escape from this woman and now he is roaming around as the size of some apples. Everything is huge. Everything is dangerous, even the grasshopers! And this body is fragile! He can't feel heat nor cold, neither hunger or other things, but he is useless with no spiritual veins inside, and if someone is not looking carefully, they might crush him. And the way back to cq is gonna be a hell of a trip! But he needs airplane to fix this. He can't stay as a doll forever! He needs a mushroom body and then fly into the sunset far from this mess! Adiós! Goodbye! So his new plan is to infiltrate into cang qiong, look for that rat and disappear. Sneaking into some disciple's pouch must be enough to break in.

Something something it only had passed a few months since lbh stole sqq's body and everything is still very fresh. CQ mountain is a hot mess. Sqh frankly needs to lay down and take a nap. Lqg keeps figthing with Lbh practially every day and coming back beaten bloody, he has his king pestering him and a lot of paperwork to do, Lbh is a pain in the ass, Yqy is really close to snap and start a war with HHP, and he knows nothing about his bro. So yeah. Such a great time to be alive.

The mushroom bodies should had been ready, right? He must be alright...Yeah. He has enough already to keep him busy. Cucumber bro is gonna come out and stumble across at any moment. No one would bat an eye if he takes a nap, right? He deserves it. He is overworked enough for another lifetime, his head hurts, his bones hurt everywhere, a short nap should be fine...

Until he feels something small tugging his robes and a cold tiny finger poking his eyelids. But he doesn't want to. He is very comfortable on the floor of his office. Whatever bird decided to pick a fight with his face can keep trying.

"AIRPLANE, WAKE UP, YOU HACK! I NEED YOU TO FIX THIS! WHY IS A WITCH WITH ANACHRONISTIC HAUNTED DOLLS IN THIS NOVEL? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

That voice. That fucking annoying voice was of just one person and one person only. He opened his eyes, looking for the source of the unmistakable voice of his No1 hater, but he came across with a pretty porcelain doll. With a very ugly sneer in it's face.

"W-Wha-?...Bro-?!"

"Fucking finally! Why are you sleeping on the floor in your ofice?! I was looking around your bedroom like an idiot! Do you know how close I was to falling from your window?!"

-TBC-

[scarletdreamers]

It's so hilarious to me how in queer media that actually accurately represents queer people (adults) there's always some kind of murder or other unforgivable mistakes involved??? Like, yeah that's my favourite genre, but why is queer cinema always some kind of psychological thriller/horror, especially the old stuff. Give us a minute to BREATHE please. Someone always DIES. I can name so many examples on this I'm actually going to write a paper on it asap, because I just think it's both so funny and interesting but also disturbing.

[random-daisies]

Danny vs. The Flash(es)

you know in a lot of fics 'the flashes' be it wally or barry or just all of them say that they don't believe in ghosts...

and danny is just standing in front of them like i am right here-

as a little tiny treat i think danny should turn around and say well i dont believe in the speed force :/ like ...

The Flash: you're a ghost? impossible they dont exist!

Danny: oh really well thats a shame i dont believe in the speed force sooo  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

TF: but thats stupid... the speed force has been proven i am staNDING RIGHT HERE

D: what am i doing then... cause i am not the figment of batsys imagination... or am i... or are you... how do i know you are right there... i dont believe in you

TF: *screaming in fast* *crying in speedy*

***rest of the JL is just in the back ground and constintine in crying with laughter... batman is secretly living his best life tbh he is gonna show his kids the cowl footage later and have barbara save it for black mail***

[starry-bi-sky]

pouring one out for luo binghe in my disciple SQQ fic, poor guy has taken a backseat here. we're nearly 30k words deep and he hasn't even shown his face once. it'll be much longer before he even actually talks to Shen Qingqiu.

(i say im pouring one out but in reality im sitting in my director's chair chewing on a cigar and wearing a beret as he tearily and unsuccessfully pleads with me for more scenes with Shen Qingqiu)

[mirukiamauri]

Previews of the new cast's member for AiPri season 2. More details will be shown on February 27th!

[vaguely-concerned]

I'm guarding my heart against expecting adoribull crumbs in veilguard because I really don't believe it's going to happen. I think that might be one of the sweet slender branches on the possibility tree that they'll gently and quietly prune away from relevancy, especially since it doesn't involve a player character. dorian will almost certainly be back (hey hiii bestie how have you been? stressed out of your mind I imagine), but I can't imagine they'll let you get too granular with setting up your world state, especially since after ten years they will be expecting to have a lot of players who are new to the series. like AT MOST I can imagine a little background detail implying an amicable bittersweet breakup rather than dragging out the long distance and danger of it all as tevinter politics heat up, if you're allowed to set them both as being still alive.

all that being said I still want it so fucking badly tho fhdskjfhas

[saintknightley]

born to be a wolf forced to be a horse 🐺 horace knightley werewolf AU sketches for friends!

this is for Zaer’s fantasy AU! read it here!!

[freebooter4ever]

wait a minute. ned. please tell me thats not what i think it is.

[catnip-n-catboys]

No my baby brother isn't off limits but you can't have him forever he's Mine. Sure you can date him but when you're gone he only has one person to turn to 💕 when he's deep in heat and begging and whining and constantly irritable it's Me unlocking his cunt from the inside and making him sing for me, belt for me, scream just for me ❤️ Sure you can talk to him, soften his straight face up and make him smile and charm him all you want but I know how much he craves a sweet embrace, and I'm the only one who can read his stoicism for silent discomfort. ♡ And when he looks for comfort, he won't chase you when you're gone. He'll chase Me ❤️

sure you can have him, but you're not keeping that pup tied down. I am.

[furashuban]

One of my absolute positive thoughts on S3 is that it has my most favourite soundtrack by Ryan Carlson of any season, might even go out of my way and say that S3 has the best soundtrack in the whole series :0 Listening to a few songs from it after so long single-handedly saved me from a terrible mood tonight, I just love getting lost in each song and reliving the scenes they were made for.

(This is also another way of me saying that "The End" is—and I mean this genuinely with no exaggeration—the GREATEST song from a TV series soundtrack I have ever listened to and to ever grace television and animation <33)

[covens-silly-secrets]

Ranking VLD characters on how chronically online they’d be

8. Allura. Either Facebook mom or tiktok baddie. No in between

7. Keith. On TikTok in his free time.

6. Hunk. Has a Pinterest account where he saves recipes and pictures of cute animals. That’s it

5. Shiro. Watches a lot of cat videos and slightly out dated memes, also a huge proponent of extistential dread humor

4. Coran. He’s mildly addicted to Facebook, and likes tricking old people with stupid ai images as a hobby

3. Lance. He’s a Pinterest girlie, and a tumblr girlie, but also has a shit ton of memes on his feeds/is a meme connoisseur

2.Lotor. Would take enjoyment trolling little kids on fortnite in his free time, also probably a redditor

Pidge. Also trolls little kids on fortnite . Has a tumblr where she just interacts with computer nerds