#BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[chicago-geniza]

I need someone to shoot me with a tranquilizer dart from a sniper rifle through my bedroom window. Alternatively I need exactly one (1) Xanax

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

hey lex meister!

why are softball games most often played at night?

because bats sleep during the day!

- ⭐

HEH! Hey, Starrie! You wanna hear a joke me and the boys used to throw around when I was a quarterback in highschool?

Okay, okay-

Where do contact sports get most of their funding?

... The tooth fairy!

You gotta think about that one.

[gorepill]

got reccomended a distractable clip and it's so cringe. Markiplier don't fucking use CHATGPT as a fucking spource for tomato leaves being poison...Cringeiplier moment... Amount of respect lost. 👎👎👎 even with him aknowledging chatgpt might be making shit up. CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[hickeysgodcomplex]

Guys.... somethings happening....

[starglaee]

I’m a Mike Barnes hater. If Mike Barnes has no haters, I’m dead 🩷

[isjkrowlingdeadnow]

16/03/24 - 30/03/24

No the fuck she did not

[pistolslinger]

theres nothing stopping me from making floor plans of the wesper mansion

[netaro--yowa]

THEY SHOULD HAVE STAY FRIENDSSSSSS

[thotferatu]

Ew the fucking little shithead is back...

[jinkis-bouquet]

fnding out your co workers are transphobic

[senzasord]

This doesn’t solve the problem, and I 100000% agree with OP and hope staff get over themselves and fix this nonsense soon.

But workaround that I’ve been using:

The new lightbox is only on the first level of dashboard and fyp (and I hope it stays quarantined there), so if you go through to the reblogger’s post/previous reblog/whichever is easier (i.e. no longer on your dashboard), you get the normal lightbox back. 

It’s ridiculous that there needs to be a workaround for a deliberate feature, please staff fix it soon (although I don’t want to @ them on this because I don’t want them to close the loophole).

I really need to talk for a minute about this new mobile update and how much I as a legally blind person hate whatever the hell is going on with the photos and how it's making this app nearly impossible for me to use

I'm not sure the same thing is happening on the desktop version but for those who may not know in the app whenever you tap on a photo it used to just pop up and you could double tap to enlarge it and zoom in and scroll around and all was great.

A double tap now likes the photo and it must be pinched and pulled to zoom in and out. A mild annoyance, and nothing compared to the rest of the update. If you scroll up, which I do frequently when trying to navigate an enlarged photo, it will send you to ANOTHER photo based on the tags of the post.

That's right, a completely different photo!!! A feature no one asked for and no one wants!! This isn't facebook, or instagram, and maybe tiktok but I never had that so this is a guess. When I click on the photo I only want to see that photo (or in the case of multiple photos in a post I want to be able to easily scroll side to side for those). I do not want to be taken to another post!!! Also if you scroll too far to the left you are then sent to the profile of the person who reblogged the post. I do not know why. Who wants this feature? Is it a feature at all?

As someone who only taps on a photo because I cannot see it and I need to enlarge it, this is beyond a simple annoyance. I cannot navigate the photo like I need, there's a hair trigger on whether it sends you to a new post completely or if you are sent to the profile of the reblogger. Neither, again, are things I want. this leaves me having to back track a lot, re-zoom the photo as it reverts back to normal, and hope dearly that this time I can just read the damned text before it freaks out again.

I haven't seen anyone else talk about this outside of the tags, but really this is making the app unusable for me, and I'm sure for many others.

@staff I know you guys haven't cared about your disabled community much in the past (other photo updates that stopped allowing me to zoom into gifs is proof of that) but please don't make this app unusable for me. I would rather not have to leave.

[eggyolkguzzler-archive]

what's up big dog

A pretty good movie.

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

they might???? be giants???????

[praetorqueenreyna]

The route my delusional ass really thought I could do in 3 weeks

Trying to plan a road trip and to do all the stuff I wanna do I would need to take like a month and a half because THERE'S SO MUCH STUFF!!! and I should split it into multiple trips but I CANT TAKE THAT MUCH TIME OFF WORK!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[melpcmene-arch]

his lil face i can't--

[calebs-hangout-corner]

HOW are you guys doing the BooOOoOoOOoOoOoOOOoO thing????