#BONUS POINTS IF STUBBLE AND LOOK LIKE A WET CAT

[flamingvictoryagain]

ME AT ARTHUR

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

[pubefest2020]

Let’s get ready to writeeeeeee!!!

Sunday is when the author signups open, so time to get your engines fired up! The prompt list is here, but I saw tumblr being an asshole and not opening it the other day, so I’m going to paste below the cut. Take a look, pick your top five, and get ready to kill us all on Sunday (I’ll send out prompt assignments on 11/11). If you have a friend who wants to write, please encourage them! We’re talking small here: 2k to 8k. Knock that drabble off your to-do list!

Prompt list under the cut:

Shameless PWP where Harry is too busy with work to keep up with his normal trimming and person B insists that they have sex anyway. Turns out that his full bush (including butt pubes) gives him the strongest musky smell and person B can’t get enough of it. Rimming perhaps?

Harry is shooting for some artsy magazine that has him doing a lot of tasteful partial nudity. At one point he’s almost completely nude and jokingly wants to do some shots that focus on his bush. Person B (probably the photographer) is obsessed and encourages it and they end up with lots of close ups on his thick bush and his fingers in it/pulling it/emphasis on rings and nail polish in this situation

Harry has found an appreciation for being tied down and having person B pull on his pubes; especially those on his mons pubis, but everywhere else too.

Something centred on lesbian Harry’s thoughts about how her grooming habits have changed over the years since no longer feeling the pressures of being in a girlband in her early adult life. Can be either solo or with Person B

Harry + person B, gentle caretaker Dom shaving sub Harry

Harry + person B, rough oral with a lot of focus on nose in pubes?

Harry + Person A + Person B, one holding Harry and being all gentle and sweet, the other shaving Harry’s legs for him. Bonus for bondage and a D/s flair, but I’m not married to that part.

Armpits are gross, right? Smelly and hairy and weird. So why is it that Harry is fixated on B’s? (armpit kink!)

Girl Direction: Harry worships her hirsute girlfriend’s chest, nipple, and belly hair.

B makes a bet with Harry that Harry won’t be able to go the whole summer without shaving. It turns out Harry likes it much more than ever expected.

Trans masculine Harry is excited by all the changes he and his boyfriend (also trans/GNC and on T) are going through, but growing body hair is his surprise fave.

Girl Direction: Her newfound exercise habit means that Harry is seeing a lot more women naked, and she’s starting to feel self-conscious about her pubic hair. B reminds her what’s so great about it.

Girl Direction: Harry is an aesthetician who spends all day long removing body hair and giving skin care treatments. In her fantasies, she’s making women hairier instead of taking it away.

Girl Direction: There’s something about an angry dyke with hairy armpits that makes B wet. Enter Harry, tits out, armpits bushy, and absolutely flirting with B. It shouldn’t make B think about burying her face in Harry’s side, but it really does.

Alien! Harry is still trying to adapt to all the strange things about the human form he’s taken, but body hair is the thing he finds most fascinating of all.

ABO where alphas and omegas get extra hairy when they’ve met a suitable mate. It’s the first time this has happened for Harry or B and they’re really turned on by it.

MPreg: As Harry gets more pregnant, his treasure trail expands and thickens right along with his growing belly.

ABO: Omega Harry would bathe in Alpha B’s sweat if it were possible. Since it’s not, Harry settles on burying themselves in all the most scent-concentrated places of B’s, right among B’s armpit and pubic hair.

Girl Direction: Harry is a proper southern belle whose mother taught her to shave her legs at an early age. As an adult, she’s kept up the practice, but when she meets and falls for B, B’s hairy legs might change that.

GayABO: Alpha Harry isn’t supposed to like the smell of other alphas, but with a rut coming up all they want is for their significant other, alpha B, to let their pubes and pit hair grow so their scent intensifies too.

GayABO: Omega/Omega: Harry loves what slick does to their omega partner’s pubic and leg hair.

Harry is insecure about his lack of chest hair. person b makes him feel better

Armpit licking fetish. Either harry has one or person B has one. I just want some armpits getting licked.

Harry needs help having his ass shaved for some reason (swim team? Photo shoot?) and he enlists person b and it turns into rimming

Harry has a Forced feminization fetish, so body hair shaving/waxing and then cross dressing please  

Harry has a fetish for guys with facial hair/beards eating his ass and making him raw. Maybe the story revolves around person B wanting to shave and harry being sad? And then smut!

Harry likes having his pubes pulled out/pubic hair torture. Person b is freaked out but also supportive and eventually  gets into it

Girl direction! Harry has a bush fetish and loves to go down on natural girls/smell them

After harry comes out as a lesbian she decided to stop shaving and her bff person b also does it in solidarity and she realizes she’s really turned on by it, wants to lick her gal pals hairy pits etc

Harry is a femme lesbian who shaves everything and her partner is a butch lesbian who loves watching the ritual of it, then smooth leg worship sex ensues!!!

Harry’s insecure about her hairy legs at summer camp because she forgot her razor but luckily her hot lesbian cabin mate helps her feel better in more ways than one

Girl direction panty fetish fic that centers around wearing lace panties with pubes escaping the sides, panty sniffing, too tight thongs, sweaty/post work out sex. Harry is submissive, person b is a femdom.

Girl harry joins the gucci gay commune and starts to let all her hair grow out, finds a home with her new found family, falls for the girl wearing the cat mask. Lots of hairy pussy eating and nipple sucking please

harry gets a tattoo on his pubic bone and has to shave his pubes and is very sad about it

all of harry’s friends are talking about having to shave their beards except for him, who barely has any facial hair at all. feeling left out, he decides to shave his pubes, because at least he actually grows hair there.

harry isn’t really allowed to mess around with his hair during the height of 1d, growing it out is the most he can get away with. but he really wants to, so he just starts to colour his pubic hair different colours instead, shaves it into funny shapes, etc

trans girl harry is finally comfortable enough to start presenting as female in public, loves to wear dresses, make-up, and high-heeled boots, but with that comes the general expectation to shave or wax your legs, armpits, and pubes. she struggles with that decision because she actually loves body hair and feels comfortable with it and doesn’t really want to remove it.

Person B suggests that Harry waxes his ass and/or balls and Harry complies. Once they actually do it Harry is overwhelmed by the pain and super turned on by it.

Harry loves Person B’s body hair and pubes, he especially loves it when he is completely clean shaven himself (maybe even being shaved by Person B?) and Person B keeps pointing out their difference in body hair.

Harry comes home from the gym hot and sweaty and person B finds him irresistible. Sex ensues including hairy pit worship and strong sweaty pube focus.

Person B can’t resist the urge to ejaculate in Harry’s bush and proceeds to touch/lick/pull/ etc.

Harry loves to see his wispy chest hair peek through a floral lace top, his hairy legs adorned in knee high socks, his light stubble contrasted with some pink lipstick. Only Person B gets to see his pubic hair spill out the sides of a silk panty and they’re just as obsessed.

Canon compliant NB Harry wants to wax/shave his (or her or their) pubes and underarms and legs for the first time but is anxious about both Person B’s and their fans’/ the public’s reaction. Ft… gender exploration, insecurity, body worship, praise kink. Also maybe focus on Harry’s thought process/emotions before during and after?

something centered around sub lesbian harry feeling insecure abt her body hair and pubes and person b reassuring/ praising her (basically lesbian praise kink and body worship)

GirlDirection 70s/80s pornstar AU: Harry + Person A oral with emphasis on those 70s style bushes. Bonus for feathered hair and bad 70s porn tropes! Maybe a Person B too?

Harry loses a game at a party and is punished by having his legs waxed in the bathroom. It’s painful and he never wants to do it again, but he can’t deny he loves the way his legs feel and wants the stranger he’d been eyeing all night to feel them too. Thigh fucking would be nice

Harry is pregnant and the hormones make him hairier than he’s ever been and he doesn’t know what to think. Person B might be obsessed. Pubes/chest/armpits/etc.

Highly detailed wank fic where Harry plays with himself and loves his bush and hairy balls (and foreskin 🤷🏼‍♀️)

Being on tour is stressful. Harry finds the act of shaving his legs in a dark hotel room with a bunch of candles lit oddly relaxing. Getting off afterward while scratching up his smooth thighs is just a bonus.

Girl direction fic where Harry usually shaves her pubes but let them grow after ending things with her last partner. She meets person B on a night out and they go home to hook up, but Harry remembers she hasn’t shaved and gets really self-conscious, until person B assures her they’re into it

Person A is trans masc and recently started T, and they’ve just started growing stubble on their face and are really excited about it. Person B worships it and experiences beard burn while getting eaten out

Girl! Harry is a model doing a photo shoot that involves posing with flowers in her bush - maybe she hooks up with the photographer, or maybe just admires the way it looks herself?

Girl direction where Harry is attempting to shave her pubes in the bathroom but is having trouble, so she nervously calls her roommate/best friend in to help and there is a lot of sexual tension that leads to Harry getting eaten out for the first time and the two of them admitting their feelings for each other

50s/60s/70s Girl Direction AU where normally pasty Harry spends a summer in LA and gets super tan. Her girlfriend comes to visit and is obsessed with the way Harry’s tan lines look against her full bush. Maybe they take pictures?

canon compliant xf era Harry has never been as close to another boy as he is to Louis. He’s fascinated by their differences in their bodies especially body hair wise

Girl Direction: Harry and Person B are both not into shaving very often, if at all. Harry (or person B) have only ever been with people who are clean shaven. Together they decide to explore the hairy side to being a lesbian, maybe rubbing?

I’m struggling with a less severe form of trichotillomania, a disorder where you have the urge to pull out your hair and I’d love to see a fic about it. Person A struggles with trichotillomania (in which way and which intensity is up to you). Person B is trying to help them recover (in which way and how successful that is is up to you, they could help them find professional help) and expresses love for person A’s body hair.

No pairing, just Harry. Harry has been letting his body hair grow, and he likes the sensation of it against his fingers. When masturbating he accidentally gets his rings caught in his pubes and realises that he loves the pain.

Harry casually lets his grooming habits slip a bit. Maybe he’s busy and doesn’t think it’s too big of a difference. Person B notices but doesn’t mind so it never really gets brought up. One day Harry is taking nudes and suddenly realizes what a difference it is and maybe he’s obsessed with it.

Recently out queer girl! Harry has a history of dating men who shame her for the slightest trace of body hair. Person B is the first girl she’s dated, and Harry keeps herself completely hairless at first because of old habits. It comes up in conversation one day and Person B reassures Harry that it’s ok to let her hair grow if she wants, so she does just that, and Person B shows her exactly how much she loves it.

Person B loves running her hands over girl!Harry’s soft back and tummy hair. Harry thinks they are grossed out by this at first and gets insecure, but quickly realizes that they find it sexy on her

Person B (a work colleague) one day mistakes Harry for a woman from behind because of his long hair and is quite embarrassed about it. Harry assures Person B he’s not offended and casually slips that it excites him a bit when people make this mistake. Afterward, Harry’s innocent comment becomes more and more sexually charged in Person B’s fantasies and Person B decides to be an adult and do something about it. Luckily, Harry’s just as horny.

Harry wants to dress as a mermaid for Halloween , and decides to wax in preparation (for his custom-made shell bra top and shimmery sequined tail) (any pairing)

Person B is on the set of the Lights Up mv enjoying how wet and hairy Harry is and he can’t wait for them to wrap up filming so he can ravish him

Harry and person B try full suspension bondage for the first time, but realise maybe they should have shaved harry’s pubes first as they keep getting caught in the rope. Not to worry, turns out harry enjoys the feeling more than they could have anticipated

Girl Direction or standard - Asexual Harry starts dating person B, who is completely accepting of Harry being ace. Together they go on a journey together to explore different forms of intimacy. The thing Harry likes best is when person B spends times stroking and appreciating her/his bush and pit hair because it feels nice and she/he feels safe knowing that person B won’t take it any further. Person B finds it deeply erotica and together they work out ways for person B to feel sexually satisfied without Harry feeling uncomfortable/bored

harry and person b 69-ing with lots of focus on them smelling/touching/licking/biting/pulling/appreciating each other’s pubes

Sub Person B worshipping dom Harry’s pubes. Maybe including face sitting?

Anything about body hair turning gray with age! Could be just Harry’s, or with a Person B, girl (woman) direction, whatever you want.

Harry is turned into a werewolf and notices that he’s suddenly growing more body hair than he used to, even when it’s not a full moon

Girl Direction: Harry watches Person B curse someone out for making a comment about her unshaved legs and pits, and immediately falls in love and has to show Person B’s body hair her appreciation

Girl Direction: Harry and Person B go on a road trip in a hippie van and decide to forego shaving in order to get the real hippie experience. By the end of the trip, they’re super into it.

Harry is a mermaid with pubes! Maybe human Person B is surprised but intrigued by it?

Harry has a gay epiphany when he can’t stop staring at other guys’ body hair at the gym - in the showers, or in the locker room, or when they’re all sweaty and gross from working out..

Person A and B loving and appreciating Harry’s body hair during a threesome!

Harry and Person B often help each other shave or wax or trim their body hair, purely for practical reasons, of course. It’s totally platonic. Until it isn’t.

Harry is a professional hockey player who’s been hooking up with his tream captain for months. Who knew the stench of an after game lockerroom could be a such turn on? (body worship, hairy/sweaty men, smelling kink)

[cocomaxley]

Friendly Wagers

This is a part of a TRR A/U called Cordonians Gone Wild, a collaborative effort by @ao719 @speedyoperarascalparty @leelee10898 @riseandshinelittleblossom and yours truly. Catch up HERE.

Summary: Drake and Rashad have a friendly bet. Who wins?

This was a prompt request for Pam x Drake: "Can you feel what you’re doing to me?"

Rating: NSFW

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Drake and Rashad stood at the bar sipping their drinks. They both watched their wives across the room talking with some of the donors for the clinic. Pam and Genevieve had been very busy the past month coordinating the event. Since they opened, the clinic was thriving and it was necessary to expand in order to help more people.

Drake’s eyes didn't leave his wife. She turned and flashed him a smile. He felt his member twitch in his pants as he took in her white backless dress with plunging neckline. He let out a sigh knowing they were stuck at the ball for another few hours. He looked at Rashad who was staring longingly at his own wife. Her tiny baby bump visible in her fitted dress.

“Rashad...how about a friendly bet?” Drake asked.

Rashad raised his brow, “What do you have in mind, Walker?”

Drake turned to him, “Seeing how we'd rather be at home with our wives than here, the first to convince his wife to leave early wins. Winner gets to pick the location for the next fishing trip and has to pay for everything the entire weekend.”

Rashad smirked, “You sure you want to do this, man? We both know Pam is more likely to follow the rules. Plus, Gen’s been more insatiable than normal since she's been pregnant.”

Drake thought for a second before responding. “You have a point, but I'm feeling confident tonight. Do we have a bet?” He extended his hand and Rashad shook it. “It's on,” Rashad replied rubbing his hands together.

Earlier that afternoon, Pam stepped out of the shower and reached for her towel. She dried off her body and then wiped the steam off the mirror, looking at her reflection. The bathroom door opened and there stood her husband in all his naked glory. He walked up behind her, wrapped his arm around her waist and whispered, “How about I give you a reason to take another shower, baby?”

Pam felt a shiver go down her spine. “Drake...as much as I'd love to, we have to get ready for the ball. Tonight is very important if we're going to raise the money to build a second location.”

Drake kissed her neck while his hand removed her towel and threw it on the floor. “I promise it will be worth being late.” His hand cupped her breast and his fingers teased her nipple into a hardened bud. His other hand moved down her body stopping between her thighs.

“Drake...we should…” she couldn't complete her sentence as fingers teased her wet folds. She threw her head back and rested it against Drake’s shoulder. He slipped a finger inside her. Pam let out a loud moan, “Drake...baby, that feels so good,” She reached back and started pumping his rock hard cock. He closed his eyes and groaned as his hands continued to work her body.

Her breathing became shallow as he continued to pump his finger. She could feel her legs start trembling as her orgasm approached, when her phone started ringing. “Don't answer it,” Drake growled. Her phone continued to ring incessantly. Drake let out a sigh knowing Pam would answer it.

“It's Gen. She wouldn't call repeatedly unless it was something important,” Pam said with a concerned look on her face. “I doubt it,” Drake replied, huffing before got into the shower.

She called her best friend back. “Gen, is everything alright?” Genevieve was hysterical. Pam could barely understand what she was saying. “Ok, slow down and tell me what's the matter?”

“My dress is too tight, Pam! It won't zip! And...and I tried my other dresses and those don't fit either,” Genevieve sobbed on the other end of the phone. Pam let out a giggle, “I'll be right over. It'll be ok.”

Both men approached their wives. They were greeted with smiles. “Hi, honey,” Genevieve said as Rashad placed a soft kiss on her cheek. Drake stood behind Pam, wrapping his hand tight around her hip, whispering in her ear, “Hey, baby. Have I told you how stunning you look tonight? Can you feel what you’re doing to me, Pam?” A blush crept on her cheek when he pushed his hard dick against her. He continued to speak softly in her ear, his breath on her neck sending a shiver down her spine, “I think we should slip out early so we can finish what we started earlier.”

She turned to face him and wrapped her arms around his neck, “I know you're eager to get home, but we can't leave yet. Gen and I are hosting this event. So just hang on for a little bit longer, I promise I'll make it worth your while later.” She pushed her body tight against his already stiff length. He groaned wanting to take her right then and there.

He looked over at Rashad and Genevieve. He had his arm around her waist, his face close to hers. She was blushing and giggling as he whispered in her ear. He noticed her nod her head as Rashad grinned from ear to ear. He had to think fast because he knew Genevieve was going to fold any second.

“Baby, I need you and I need you now. Gen looks like she's got this under control. Besides it was her fault that we got interrupted. She owes you,” he tried not to sound desperate, but he really did need his wife. Winning the bet was just an added bonus. “Drake, she's pregnant and all of her dresses were too tight. She was upset! Gen doesn't owe me anything because she would have done the same for me,” Pam snapped at him.

Shit, shit, shit! He thought to himself. “You know that's not what I meant, Pam. I'm just saying that it's a good time to leave. People are starting to take off, and there's no need for both of you to be here. So why can't we end the night now and go home, to our bed, with me on my knees?” He kissed her neck. She let out a soft moan feeling his stubble gently scratch her skin, thinking about their unfinished business. He had her and they both knew it. She grabbed his hand and walked towards the other couple.

“Gen, we’re going to leave now. Can you cover for me for the rest of the night?” Pam asked. Genevieve smirked understanding why they wanted to leave. Rashad cleared his throat, “Actually, we were planning on leaving early. My pregnant wife should probably get out of her heels and put her feet up…”

“Honey, I'm fine. These two clearly need to go home and bang. Look at Drake. He's dying to let out his inner pussy cat... ” Genevieve cackled as she grabbed her husband’s hand and led him towards some of the clinic’s board members. Drake said in a sexy whisper, “I don't need to let mine out…I need to get in yours.” Pam’s blue eyes were dark with lust. She took him by the hand and replied, “Let's go. Now.” He quickly led her out of the party.

Pam and Drake burst through their front door with their lips locked in a heated kiss. He lifted her up and carried her up the stairs. Once in the bedroom he put her down in front of the bed. His hands quickly unzipped her dress, allowing it to fall to the floor. He removed her bra and let it fall on top of her dress. He leaned down and kissed her neck, she threw her head back enjoying his soft lips and scratchy stubble on her skin. Her fingers made quick work of the buttons on his shirt and she pushed it off of his shoulders. Pam ran her pointer finger across his waist just above his pants causing him to shudder. She pressed soft kisses across his toned chest as her hands worked his belt and the fastenings on his pants. His pants and boxers fell to the floor and he stepped out of them. He pushed her back towards the bed, the backs of her knees bending when it hit the mattress.

She climbed on the bed and laid down. Drake hovered over her. He made the slow descent down her body. His mouth stopped at each breast, licking her nipples into hardened peaks. She gasped as his hands continued to venture lower on her body. He continued to kiss down her body and settled between her thighs. He stroked her through her panties, before he tugged on the elastic and slid them down her silky legs. Drake flung the lace garment across the room and let out a growl. His eyes roamed her naked body. She was perfect in every way and she was all his. “What are you waiting for, Drake? I need the Hulk,” she purred.

“Here, Kitty Kitty,” he smirked. His fingers parted her lips and his mouth captured her sensitive nub making her moan out in pleasure. “Oh baby, that feels so good!” She ran her fingers through his dark hair as he continued to lick her clit. He delved a finger inside her throbbing core and pumped in and out at a leisurely pace. He added a second finger, increasing speed. Her body tensed as she came closer to the edge. The pleasure became more and more intense until her body trembled as she came undone screaming his name. “Drake, that was amazing…” she said trying to catch her breath. He came back over her and kissed her hard. “I love you, Pam.”

“I love you too,” she gasped as he thrust into her. He let out a loud groan, savoring the feeling of her stretching around his thick hard cock. He kept a steady pace, pumping in and out of her. “Fuck, you feel so good.” He could feel himself getting close. His hand found her clit, and he stroked tight circles around her already sensitive bud. “Cum for me again, Pam. Let me feel you.”

“Oh god, Drake! Yes! God, yes!” She yelled as electricity jolted through her body when she climaxed again. He could feel her pulsing around his length causing him to moan loudly, “Fuck, baby. Meeeooowww!” He increased his speed continuing to pump in and out of her before coming with a guttural groan. He collapsed on the bed next to her before gathering her up in his arms.

Drake chuckled, “You know, I didn't think you'd leave…”

Pam smiled at him, “I knew you and Rashad had a bet. I didn't know what it was until I noticed Rashad trying to leave first. The Walkers don't lose to the Domvalliers.”

He kissed her forehead as he continued to stroke her hair, “You're damn right about that, baby.”