#drake x pam

[mysimsloveaffair]

While I was full of confidence, dragging him to the dance floor, I admit to having a flutter of nerves once we were there. The space was wide and open, and it felt like we were the center of attention, like all eyes were on us; although looking around, I could see that was not true. Sometimes you just feel like you’re being watched, even if it isn’t true at all. 

Thankfully, the music drains some of my nerves away, a favorite song of mine plays, and the tension melts. I let my hips sway a little, telling myself he’s probably just as nervous as I am. 

Mariana: So, how are you liking the city?

Drake: There’s a lot of spirit here…and culture. I could see myself staying in a place like this.

Mariana: The nightlife is vibrant, and you are really just seeing the start of it!

Drake: Oh, you have more to show me?

Mariana: *smirks* There is always more to show.

Thankfully, the right song came on, and that was all the motivation I needed to really let loose. One second, I was casually trying to find the rhythm, and the next, I'm in it. The nerves completely wash away, and whatever fears I have of slipping or embarrassing myself are gone. All I want to do is move.

♫ "Y tengo un novio nuevo que me hace

Ram-pam-pam-pam-pam

Ram-pam-pam-pam-pam

No me busques, que aquí no queda na', na' de na'

Me hace

Ram-pam-pam-pam-pam

Ram-pam-pam-pam-pam

Tengo otro que me lleva a la disco a perrear"♪  (song: Natti Natasha x Becky G - Ram Pam Pam)

It helps that this isn't just any song but one I've danced to privately countless times. One I've played on a loop, one that I have my own little routine for that I'm now sharing with Drake and the rest of the club. Even Damon is impressed, although I worry he's there to make sure he's the one who catches me if I slip and fall. 

The music lifts me and guides me to putting on a show and while there were no eyes on me when I first stepped on the dance floor, there are certainly a few pairs of eyes on me now. It's best to just live in the moment, enjoy it, grasp it, and hang on to it for as long as you can.

I’m so lost in the moment that I didn’t realize Drake was keeping up. I’ll be honest and say I don’t think his moves were better than mine, but it was hard to turn away and we were very much feeding off the energy of the other. The rest of the world fades into the background as we both find our rhythm and lose ourselves to the music. After a while, it feels like the rest of the club is watching and you know something? They should be. You know you’re doing something right when you want others to see your performance. At that moment, we were in our own little bubble, and me coming out of my shell brought Drake out of his as well.

Note: Aside from most of Drake and dialogue, this part of the collab was written by igglemouse.

[taleswrittena]

Ship Wishlist. These are ships I want in no particular order, under the cut for length. hmu if you're interested in these!

Geralt x Jaskier (The Witcher)

Geralt x anyone, male or female, canon or oc idc just ship with him pls

Delena (TVD)

Stelena (TVD)

Datherine (TVD)

Katherine/Stefan (TVD)

Hizzie (Legacies)

Cloud Strife x anyone

Johnlock (BBC Sherlock)

Bangel (BTVS)

Buffy/Spike (BTVS)

Cordelia x Angel (ATS)

Matt Murdock x literally anyone (Daredevil)

Sara Lance x literally anyone (DCTV)

Daenerys/Jon (game of thrones)

Hannigram (Hannibal)

Connor Walsh x any male (HTGAWM)

Olivia/Elliot (SVU)

Olivia x anyone, she deserves love (SVU)

Bo Dennis x anyone (Lost Girl)

Angel Evanglista x anyone (Pose)

Dean Winchester x anyone (supernatural)

Wincest (yes i'm going there, fight me. SPN)

Sookie Stackhouse x Eric Northman (true blood)

Tara Thorton x Pam (True Blood)

Sookie x anyone

Tara x anyone

Joe Goldberg x anyone, idc just let me write his creepy ass in ships

Johnny Silverhand x Kerry (cyberpunk)

Johnny x V (cyberpunk)

Johnny x anyone (cyberpunk)

Lara Croft x anyone (Tomb Raider)

Nathan Drake x anyone (Uncharted. Games, not movie)

Jason Kolchek x anyone (house of ashes)

Louis x anyone (ITWV, show verse)

Deacon St. John x anyone (days gone)

Sebastian x Joseph (the evil within)

Sebastian x anyone (the evil within)

Lucifer Morningstar x anyone (lucifer)

Deckerstar (lucifer)

Dexter Morgan x anyone (keep in mind he's hard to ship with)

Carina/Maya (grey's anatomy/station 19)

Choni (riverdale)

Bughead (riverdale)

Barchie (riverdale)

Archie/Jughead (riverdale)

Klaus Hargeeves/John Constantine (i just think this would be a neat crossover ship)

Klaus Hargreeves/Diego (fite me.)

Klaus Hargreeves x anyone (TUA)

Harley x anyone (DCU)

Eddie/Venom x anyone really (MCU, keep in mind ships with eddie will always be a thurple with venom)

Billy x Steve

Billy x Eddie

Billy x Nancy

Billy x anybody tbh

and literally any of my canons vs ocs or crossover ships because I love me some ocs and crossover ships.

[lovelybishop]

Character/Fandom List

(Updated February 5th, 2023)

*I DO NOT WRITE FOR CELEBRITIES.

*Strikethrough means currently not accepting requests for said character/fandom

*If you see a character that is not listed, please ask! I’m sure I write for that character, I just forgot to put it on this very long list!

*If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask!

—

DC Extended Universe

Suicide Squad (2016) / The Suicide Squad (2021)

Abner Krill/Polka-Dot Man, Christopher Smith/Peacemaker, Cleo Cazo/Ratcatcher 2, Floyd Lawton/Deadshot, Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn, Rick Flag, Robert Dubois/Bloodsport

Birds Of Prey

Dinah Lance/Black Canary, Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn, Helena Bertinelli/The Huntress, Roman Sionis/Black Mask

Fear Street Trilogy

Cindy Berman, Deena Johnson, Heather Watkins. Christine “Ziggy” Berman*,Kate Schmidt, Nick Goode*, Ruby Lane, Samantha Fraser, Simon, Tommy Slater

*Please specify which actor

The Last of Us (HBO)

Joel Miller, Tess Servopoulos

The Good Place

Chidi Anagonye, Eleanor Shellstrop, Janet, Jason Mendoza, Michael, Tahani Al-Jamil

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Movies

Ajak, Alexei/The Red Gurdian, America Chavez, Bruce Banner/The Hulk, Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel, Christine Palmer, Clint Barton/Hawkeye, Darcy Lewis, Doctor Stange Variants, Drax the Destroyer, Druig, Gamora, Gilgamesh, Hela, Hope van Dyne/The Wasp, Ikaris, James “Bucky” Barnes/The Winter Soldier, James “Rhodey” Rhodes/War Machine, Jane Foster, Jimmy Woo, Katy, Kingo, Lady Sif, Loki, Makkari, Mantis, Maria Hill, May Parker, Melina, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Nebula, Nick Fury, Peggy Carter, Peter Parker Variants, Peter Parker/Spider-Man, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Phastos, Phil Coulson, Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver, Sam Wilson/The Falcon/Captain America, Scott Lang/Ant-Man, Sersi, Shang-Chi, Sharon Carter, Sprite, Stephen Strange/Doctor Strange, Steve Rogers/Captain America, Thena, Thor, Tony Stark/Iron Man, T’Challa/Black Panther, Valentina Allegra de Fontaine, Valkyrie, Virginia “Pepper” Potts, Vision, Wanda Maximoff Variants, Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch, Wong, Xialing, Yelena Belova

Disney+ Series

*This list is for characters who have not appeared in any movie (with the exception of Captain Carter.)

Agatha Harkness, Bruno Carrelli, Jennifer Walters/She-Hulk, Joaquin Torres, Kamala Khan/Ms. Marvel, Kate Bishop/Hawkeye, Layla El-Faouly/Scarlet Scarab, Madisynn King, Mallory Book, Marc Spector, Mary MacPherran/Titania, Matt Murdock/Daredevil, Maya Lopez, Mobius, Monica Rambeau, Nikki Ramos, Peggy Carter/Captain Carter, Ralph Bogner/”Pietro” Maximoff, Star-Lord T’Challa, Steve Grant, Strange Supreme, Sylvie, Taweret

Agents Of Sheild Series

Melinda May, Grant Ward, Daisy “Skye” Johnson/Quake, Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons, Lance Hunter, Bobbi Morse, Alphonso “Mack” Mackenzie, Lincoln Campbell, Elena “Yo-Yo” Rodriguez, Deke Shaw

Netflix Series

*I plan on watching all Marvel Netflix Series. Though Because Matt Murdok was in No Way Home and She-Hulk, I still will write for him.

Spider-Verses

The Amazing Spider-Man

Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker/Spider-Man

Into the Spider-Verse

Gwen Stacy/Spider-Woman, Miles Morales/Spider-Man, Olivia Octavius/Doctor Octopus, Peter B. Parker/Spider-Man

X-Men

Alex Summers/Havok, Bobby Drake/Iceman, Charles Xavier/Professor X*,Ellie Phimister/Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Erik Legnsherr/Magneto*,Hank McCoy/Beast*,James “Logan” Howlett/Wolverine, Jean Grey/Dark Phoenix*,Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler*,Marie D’Ancanto/Rogue, Nathan Sumers/Cable, Neena Thurman/Domino, Ororo Monroe/Storm*,Peter Maximoff/Quicksilver, Psylocke*,Raven Darkholme/Mystique*,Scott Summers/Cyclops*,Wade Wilson/Deadpool, Warren Worthington III/Angel*

*Please specify which actor.

Free Guy

Guy, Millie Ruck, Walter “Keys” McKey

The Office

Jim Halpert, Pam Beesly

Wednesday

Ajax Petropolus, Biance Barclay, Enid Sinclair, Gomez Addams*,Larissa Weems, Marilyn Thornhill/Laurel Gates. Morticia Addams*,Tyler Galpin, Wednesday Addams, Xavier Thorpe, Yoko Tanaka

*Please specify which actor.

Star Wars

Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren, Bix Caleen, Bo-Katan Kryze, Boba Fett, Captain Phasma, Cassian Andor, Cobb Wanth, Din Djarin/The Mandalorian, Fennec Shand, Finn, General Hux, Han Solo, Jyn Erso, Lando Calrissian, Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padme Amidala, Poe Dameron, Princess/General Leia Organa, Qi’ra, Reva Sevander/Third Sister, Rey, Rose Tico, Zorii Bliss

Stranger Things

Dustin Henderson, Eddie Munson, Eleven Hopper, Jim Hopper, Jonathan Byers, Joyce Byers, Lucas Sinclair, Max Mayfield, Michael Wheeler, Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley, Steve Harrington, Will Byers

*I do not write for Billy Hargrove

[katy-kt-katie]

tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better 💖 tagged by @baronessblixen . This is fun!

~ 3 ships: 1. MULDER AND SCULLY. (PERIOD. "The X Files" is life.)

2. Jim and Pam from the "Office" / 3. Finn and Rachel from "Glee"

~ first ever ship: Dwayne and Whitley from "A Different World"

~ last song: "It Don't Matter to Me" by Drake & Michael Jackson

~ last movie: "Half Baked" and "The Estate"

~ currently reading: X Files Fan Fiction. Let me not pretend it's something more scholarly.

~ currently watching: "The X Files" and "Seinfeld", every night. Excited for the New "Jack Ryan", but have to want an X Files break to stick it in....Also watched "Wednesday" recently, and I really liked that.

~ currently consuming: Leftover Chinese takeout(Chicken and Vegetables) from lunch.

~ currently craving: More Sleep. My kids keep me too busy!

Once again randomly tagging - feel free to ignore!

@tofuttim @lovesicks4pphic @electromignion @renard42 @daynes1121 @xthetruthisinhere @inthedarktrees @boldlykrispytragedy @standingprohibited

[leelee10898]

Party in the USA

Hey guys, It's @leelee10898.Ive been MIA from CGW for a while, I miss it so much.. In light of the 4th of July, ive thrown together some squad shenanigans for ya!! I tried my damndest to get this finished yesterday, but no luck... I did a super fast edit, so im sorry, but this shit is gonna be flawed lol.. enjoy.

The Royal Jett touched down in Dulles international airport as the girls squealed in their seats. It was 4th of July weekend and they were excited to share it with their men, since not one of them had ever celebrated the extremely patriotic American Holiday.  "Nothing says 4th of July like celebrating in our nation's capital." Anitah beamed as she stepped off the plane, joining the group who already exited. "Well, you're the queen of Cordonia now, she is your Nation now Love." Liam grinned as he kissed her cheek. "Um no offense Liam, but this will always be our nation." Alicia butted in. "Yeah, 'Merica!" Genevieve pumped her fist. "Merica?" Liam whispered to Drake "yeah. Short for America. Just, go with it Li." Drake shook his head. Pam laughed at her friends "ok Ladies, how about we get settled and go find something to get into."

They opted to rent a house instead of a hotel so they could grill and chill the proper way. "Oh shit, there's a pool, I can't even wait to jump in that later." Alicia smirked as she winked at Leo. "Clothing optional love?" He smirked as Liam rolled his eyes. "Why are you two always naked every trip we take?" Liam huffed as the two shrugged. "Well, we could just start right now." Leo began tugging at his shorts.  "NO!" the group resounded. "Hey guys, I seen a huge fireworks tent down the street. We should go check it out." Maxwell walked outside where the group had converged, a glass of purple liquid in hand. "Maxwell, what do you have there?" Drake eyed him suspiciously. "Just some punch." He shrugged, giving the girls a look.

One by one the girls made their way inside sneaking drinks of maxwell's punch. Once they reached a nice buzz they decided to venture off into DC. They watched a parade, sampled some summertime staples including funnel cake and deep fried oreos. There was a carnival being held and they would have a fireworks display at night fall. "Oh! The zipper. I loved that ride."  They eyed the caged ride "how's your tummy feeling Gen?" Pam gave her a look. "It's good, let's do this shit!"

"Are you sure darling? This doesn't look safe." Rashad voiced his concern.  "Psh, safe shamafe. This shit is indestructible,it's probably like 40 years old." Anitah snorted.

"Yeah because everyone wants to ride a 40 year old death trap. No thanks Brooks." Drake held up his hands and shook his head. "Its ok Drake, I think the ferris wheel is calling our names." Pam winked at her husband,  who then adjusted his pants.

Rashad looked at Genevieve, and then to the zipper swallowing audibly she took his hand and led him towards the ride. "It's gonna be ok Rashad.  Do it for America." She smiled at him.

Maxwell had already been strapped in the seat and moved up Liam and Anitah also already on the ride in a cart halfway up. "Ok this doesn't seem to bad love." Liam leaned back as they slowly made their way up letting others on. "Oh it's great. Just wait until we really get going." She smirked. Liam arched his brow "what does that mean,my queen?"

"So how does this work exactly?" Leo asked Alicia. "Well, we basically go around in a circle, and flip upside down, a lot. You don't have a weak stomach do you Leo?"

"No. I can handle it. Liam on the other hand, he's going to puke or scream. Maybe both." He chuckled. "My money's on both.  Anitah is going to laugh at him." Alicia giggled.

"You know Love, thing we haven't done yet." He gave her the signature Rhys smirk "oh. Shit. Leo." She jerked as she felt his long fingers slip between her legs.

"Gen, love. I'm not so sure about this. Why does it move like that?" Rashad began to panic. "It's supposed to move like that. Just calm down,  it's gonna be so much fun." She patted his leg. "It's supposed to sound like it needs 4 quarts of oil on the rickety old Metal?" Genevieve let out a high pitched squeal. "This is going to be so much fun. If you piss your pants, I will laugh at you." Suddenly the ride jerked and picked up speed, their cart reached the top as it flipped over. Rashad let out a long girlish scream as they plummeted upside down towards the ground.

"Oh my god. Oh my god im gonna diiiiie." Liam screamed as Anitah laughed uncontrollably.  She wasn't sure if it was the thrill of the ride, or Liam's girlish screams but she was definitely enjoying herself. "Oh god. Noooooo. Help me!" He screamed again, joining Rashad in fear stricken symphony.

The ride came to an end Liam ran to the nearest trash can, head inside as he puked.  "Told you he would puke." Leo laughed as Anitah stood next to her husband, giving him a sympathetic pat on the back as the other hand gave him bunny ears for a photo.

A dizzy Rashad stumbled off the ride "see baby. That wasn't so bad." Genevieve looked at Rashad who was pale faced. "That was." He retched  "I just…" His hand flew over his face as he bolted towards the trash can next to Liam.

"Looks like those two couldn't handle the ride huh?" Drake snorted as he and Pam approached the group. "Nope. Hey how come you two didn't ride? Scared Drake?" Alicia teased.  "He wasn't scared. We just, had other plans." Pam blushed as Drake pulled her into his side. "Why are your pants unbuttoned?" Anitah questioned, before going wide eyed in realization. "How about we go back to the house, and get this party started." Leo Spoke up.

"For once, I agree with my brother.  I've had enough of this." Liam spit into the trash can. "Wait. Where's Maxwell?"

"Maxwell.  Max." They called, and he didn't come. "He will find his way back. Lets just go." Drake took Pam's hand "Drake, were in Washington,  not Cordonia how's he going to find his way?" Anitah folded her hands across her chest. "He's like a damn puppy brooks. He will find his way home, now come on." Drake grunted as Anitah finally gave in.

Back at the house Drake and Leo ran to the store, returning a short while later with a few cases of beer and some liquor and wine. Still no sign of Maxwell. "I'm gonna call him." Alicia pulled her phone out and dialed his number, they heard it ringing inside.  "Looks like he left his phone behind." Rashad lifted the phone off the counter. "I hope he is ok. Maybe we should call the police?" Pam worried, it wasn't like Maxwell to stray so far from the group.

Finally Maxwell came sauntering in, hands full of bags.  "Maxwell!" Anitah shouted as she wrapped him in a hug "where the hell have you been?" She slapped his arm. "Ouch, hey little blossom that hurt!" He rubbed his arm "I went to the fireworks tent. Look at all the cool stuff I got. "I'll be taking these." Drake reached out to grab the bags, Maxwell recoiled defensively, clutching the explosives to his chest. "No, these are mine. Don't take my toys away Drake."

"Maxwell, let me see what you have." Leo walked over sorting through the bag. "Um Maxwell,  most of these are illegal in DC. Where did you even get these?" Maxwell smiled, oh I took an Uber to Virginia. "Ok Maxwell. You can have these and these." Liam held him out a box of sparklers and some fountains.  "The rest, were putting up." He handed the bags to Bastian.

"Yeah, can you imagine Maxwell with a damn mortar? He would blow up the damn shed over there." Drake chuckled, and then shook his head.

The night went on, the group getting drunker by the minute.  Liam sat perched up on the steps of the pool, wearing American flag swim trunks and a stars and stripes bandana around his head. "Woooooo 'Merica!" He hollered as the group around him screamed " 'MERICA" back. Genevieve and Anitah danced on the picnic table in their skimpy bikinis, beers in hand. Alicia and Leo were busy in the corner. hands all over each other while Rashad and Maxwell played a game of washers.

"Hey, look what fell out of the bag." Pam beamed as she walked over with a small box. "The singing lotus?" Drake looked at it. "Huh. Looks like it plays the star spangled banner, when you light it." He pulled the content from the box and sat it on the patio next to the pool, carefully lighting the fuse and backing away.

The fireworks began to spin, sparks of red, gold and blue shot from the center while it played a very distorted version of the star spangled banner. "Oh my god. My ears, make it stop." Genevieve shouted as she held her hands over her ears.

Alicia stood up, momentarily stepping away from Leo and began to belt out the song.

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light

What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?

Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,

O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?

Gen and Anitah stopped dancing, and began to sing along. Pam joining in as well.

And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,

Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.

Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

"Play ball!" Anitah and Alicia said in unison. They looked at the burned out dilapidated flower. "Man that was a sad excuse for a firework. " drake mumbled "Just look at it." The group looked down at the melted heap of plastic and soot.

As the night went on and the sun went down, the group were pretty drunk. Pam and Drake disappeared into the pool shed, Anitah and Genevieve continued to dance and sing on the picnic table while Rashad and Liam looked on. Leo and Alicia ended up in the pool together,  while nobody noticed Maxwell had snuck off again. Anitah had convinced Liam to let her paint his face in the American Flag, so he just sat there arm slung over the chair, red white and blue face with a Budweiser in hand.

Rashad started to babble,  staring straight ahead. He made no sense whatsoever and the only thing he could do was point. "Rashad, what the hell are you trying to say. Spit it out." Genevieve snapped. Finally climbing down from the picnic table she stood in front of him waving her hands in front of his face "helllooooo?"  "Shiminag hemmeinah. Ah ma tha…" he babbled.

Suddenly a firework whizzed past Liam's head and exploded against the pool shed. "Run for cover." Liam screamed as he dove into the pool. Rashad still standing there dumbfounded Genevieve tried with all her might to pull him away, but he wouldn't budge. "I love you, but I don't feel like getting blown up." She yelled taking Anita's hand and jumping into the pool.

"What the fuck is going on out here?" Pam snapped as she and a Drake stumbled out of the shed. Another firework crashed into the shed, pam screamed and ran into the pool. Drakes pants fell around his ankles as he tried to run,  he kicked them off and joined his wife in the pool.

Fireworks were flying dangerously low, explosions everywhere as Maxwell sensed the sudden danger and ran for cover under the porch. Alicia and Leo obvious to the Chao ensuing around them, continued to have sex in the corner of the pool. Alicia opened her eyes looking above her. "Leo. I see fireworks." She gasped. "I know baby. I have that effect. " she smirked as he thrust into her. "No, you ass. The fucking back yards a war zone." She tapped his shoulder, and pointed to the disaster area. Leo loomed around the pool, their friends and family screaming. Bastien on the phone with the fire company, deftly ducked under a bottle rocket headed straight for his head. "Beaumont,  when I get my hands on you." Bastien shouted. "Im sorry bas. I didn't mean to light all the fuses." Maxwell shouted back.

Dark smoke plummeted from the pool shed where Pam was giving Drake a blow job, just moments prior. "Hope they got insurance " Leo joked as he and Alicia swam up to the group. Liam rolled his eyes taking not of their nude forms.  "Where the hell are your clothes?" He held back a snicker. He wasn't three sheets to the wind drunk, he would have been more annoyed at the situation at hand.

"Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave…" Alicia began to sing. "This again?" Drake rolled his eyes.  "Just sing along Walker." Pam kissed his lips.

"O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!" The group sang along,  just as the fire company rushed in putting the shed out.

The following Monday Liam walked into the council meeting, shoulders back, head held high. The hushed whispers began to circulate the room as Liam cleared his throat. "Shall we begin?" After the meeting a young council member approached him. "Your majesty, please may I speak freely?" Liam nodded "of course Lord Nicholas. And its Liam."

"Liam. Why Is there a faded Flag on your face?" Liam hung his head and shook it, recalling the past weekend's antics. Sighing loudly, he lifted his head. "Nick. Have you ever been to America on the 4th of July?"

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[cocomaxley]

Harry Potter & the CGW Squad

Part 1

Three out of the four CGW girls love Harry Potter. Just a fun little idea we threw around forever ago that finally got written. Hope you enjoy!

Part of the CGW TRR A/U, a collaborative effort by @ao719 @speedyoperarascalparty @leelee10898 and yours truly. Catch up HERE.

Pam, Anitah and Genevieve sat at the restaurant waiting for Alicia. “Who wants to bet that she's late because they're screwing in the limo right now?” Genevieve asked giggling. Pam rolled her eyes, “Not taking that bet.”

“You guys, we should have a Harry Potter movie marathon this weekend while the boys are camping!” Anitah squealed.

“This is what Alicia gets for being late,” Genevieve laughed. Alicia finally walked into the restaurant, trying to straighten her disheveled clothing. “Hey girls, sorry I'm late. I was...umm…well you know,” she giggled.

“Finally! I'm starving,” Pam grumbled. The girls talked and laughed through lunch. “Hey Alicia, since you were late, we planned our movies for girls night in,” Anitah said with an evil smile.

“No, no, no! I am not watching Harry Potter,” Alicia said rolling her eyes. “We're not watching Harry Potter,” Anitah said and Alicia let out a sigh of relief, “We are watching all of the Harry Potter movies!” Alicia groaned but knew she didn't have a choice.

Friday afternoon, Rashad was packing his bag and camping gear into the car. Genevieve met him outside since they were driving to the palace together, and he would ride with Drake to the campground. He looked at her and started laughing, ��Sweetie, what are you wearing?” Genevieve was wearing a gray uniform skirt, with white button down shirt, yellow and burgundy tie, black cardigan and a black Hogwarts robe. She skipped up to him and wrapped her arms around his neck. She kissed him on the lips and said, “You had no idea that you married a nerd did you? Oh well, too late!”

“Well you guys can't get into too much trouble dressed like that. So I'm actually not scared of whatever you ladies get into tonight. I hope I don't regret saying that,” he chuckled. He opened the passenger door for her and they made the drive to the palace. They pulled up the driveway and saw Drake’s truck pulling up behind them. She giggled when Pam stepped out of the vehicle. She was wearing the Ravenclaw uniform which consisted of a black uniform skirt and blazer and a royal blue blouse along with her Hogwarts robe. Rashad shook his head and laughed. “Gryffindor, Gen? I pegged you for Slytherin,” Drake snorted.

“You seem to know your houses, Drakey...are you a closet Harry Potter fangirl?” She asked with a knowing smile. Drake’s face blushed, “I don't know what you're talking about. That's for kids.” He dropped his voice to barely a whisper, “If you say anything, I will deny it and then I will get you back. Remember I still owe you for Chicago, April Fools and a bunch of other times I can't think of right now.”

“Drake, you're so scary when you're mad...like a ferocious little kitten. Mrow,” Genevieve clawed her hand at him. “And you know you love me!” He muttered under his breath, “You’re right, I do love you…like the big sister I never wanted.”

Anitah waked out of her closet and Liam raised his brow, “My love, what are you wearing exactly?” Anitah smirked, “You don't like it, my King?” She unzipped the front of the black robe and showed him the Gryffindor uniform she was wearing. His eyes automatically snapped down to the the short gray skirt and white knee high tights. Liam swallowed hard, “I...I...never said that.”

Everyone was in the royal quarters waiting for Alicia and Leo. They walked in a few minutes later and Alicia stared at her friends. Her jaw dropped at the sight all of them dressed like they just got their Hogwarts letters. She burst out laughing, “You guys are the biggest dorks I’ve ever met in my life!” The three girls rolled their eyes.

The men kissed their wives goodbye and left for their camping trip. Once they arrived at the campsite, Liam said, “So they really like Harry Potter, huh?” Rashad nodded his head. Drake’s face turned red, and he couldn’t quite look at the other men in the eye, “Yeah, Pam loves it. I don’t get it.” Liam looked lost in thought for a moment before he said, “Maybe we should take them to the Harry Potter theme park in Florida? I think they’d love it and I can’t get the image of Anitah in that skirt out of my head…” He cleared his throat and stood up, trying to hide that he needed to adjust himself.

“I’m in. Gen will be super excited. She has been bugging me to read the books and watch the movies. She even tried to download the books on tape on my phone,” Rashad said. Drake perked up, “Yeah, sounds fun! I...I mean...there’s probably a lot to do in Orlando, right? Not just The Wizarding World of Harry Potter?” Leo raised his brow at him using the full name of the attraction.

“Well if we really want to make them happy, then we should probably watch the movies with our wives. We don’t want to look like complete idiots. I’ll have my assistant book the trip then,” Liam said. “Yeah, we own all of the movies! I mean...Pam...Pam has all of the movies,” Drake suddenly stood, walking to the cooler. “Man, you guys are so whipped. I’m so glad Alicia doesn’t like that shit. We’ll still go, there’s a ton to do there,” Leo said rolling his eyes. The guys threw their beer cans at him, Rashad saying, “Yeah, we’re whipped. Who have you been texting non-stop since we left, Leo?” Leo’s flushed crimson, “She’s sending me some interesting information about...about stocks…”

Sunday afternoon, after watching the very last movie, Alicia stood up and said, “I still don't get why you guys love these so much. It's just not my thing.” Anitah rolled her eyes, “Easy, because the books and movies are amazing!” The door opened and the men walked in from their camping trip. Liam suggested they all have dinner together after the men showered and cleaned up.

The group went to the dining room. “We had an idea while camping. I had my assistant make the necessary arrangements for all of us to go to the Harry Potter theme park in Orlando.” Anitah, Pam and Genevieve all let out excited squeals. “You guys need to get sorted into your houses and find your patronuses!” Genevieve babbled excitedly.

Drake let out a snort, “You know who would be in Gryffindor? Liv...all Weasleys get sorted into Gryffindor!” He slapped his knee, laughing at his own joke. The other guys and Alicia turned to him with questioning looks. “Drake, you seem to know a lot about Harry Potter. Is there anything you want to tell us, buddy?” Leo asked him with a smirk. Drake’s cheeks turned pink, “I may have watched the movies with Pam…”

Genevieve scoffed, “Please! He loves Harry Potter. When I say love, I mean love. He has Harry Potter boxer shorts that he asked Pam to buy him for Christmas. What were they, Drake? The Marauder’s map? Also, I know that you and Pam love to role play. Exhibit A, look at Pam’s skirt and notice that it’s been sewn by the zipper because Drakey here has ripped it.” Pam tried to cover a smile which made her bestie giggle. Drake just started at her with his mouth open. “There’s nothing to be ashamed of, Drake. I think it’s sexy that you like Harry Potter as much as I do. I’ll show you exactly how sexy I think it is when we go home later,” Pam whispered in his ear making his face turn two more shades of red.

After dinner they went back to the royal quarters, and Pam sent the men and Alicia the website to get sorted into their houses. Alicia was the first to finish, “I’m a puffball. What’s a puffball?” The girls roared with laughter. “Hufflepuff, Alicia!” Anitah snickered. Drake and Liam were sorted into Gryffindor with Anitah and Genevieve. Rashad became a Ravenclaw along with Pam. Leo joined Alicia in Hufflepuff. The trip wasn’t scheduled for a few weeks so they decided that each weekend they would watch the movies together as a group.

The following Friday after everyone had gone home for the evening, Liam looked at Anitah, “I think the only thing that you love more than Harry Potter is the New York Yankees, love.” Anitah grinned, “Actually, I am pretty sure I love Harry Potter more, my king. I’d like to show you something.” She pulled Liam down an unused wing in the palace. “What’s all this?” Liam asked her. She giggled, “Since the rooms aren’t used down here, I took one to store some things…” She opened the door and Liam’s eyes widened in shock. He stared into the room that was laid out like the Gryffindor common room. He stepped inside and felt like he just walked into a Harry Potter retail store. There were mugs, cups, Legos, blankets, clothing, stuffed animals, action figures, and memorabilia displayed around the room. “Is that a replica broomstick, my love?” Liam pointed to the Firebolt that was hanging above the fireplace. “Actually, that’s the one they used in the movie,” she smiled at him. “I don’t know if I should be proud or scared,” Liam said with his mouth still hanging open. “Well, my king, since we’re the only two that know about this room maybe we should take advantage of the privacy.” Anitah closed the door and turned the lock with a click. She walked over to him, and pushed him down onto the sofa. “Proud, I’ll go with proud. Umm, where’s that skirt, love?” Liam said as he captured her mouth into a heated kiss.

Pam and Drake arrived home and walked in the front door. He wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her into a sweet kiss. “Now, I believe you promised that you’d show me how sexy it was that I’m such a big Harry Potter fan…” Pam smirked and took him by the arm, leading him into the bedroom. She pulled his shirt over his head and threw it on the floor. She ran her hands up his toned abs to his chiseled chest and wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling him into passionate kiss. She started to unzip her skirt and Drake stopped her. “Leave the skirt on, baby. I’d like to rip it off of you again,” he growled, pulling her tight against his body and kissing her hard. He walked her over to the bed and laid her down, his hands roaming up her legs. “Drake…” she moaned as his hand disappeared up her skirt.

Leo and Alicia were laying in bed. “Babe, do we have to go? This trip is gonna be so lame.” Leo chuckled, “We can ditch them at the park. I'm sure there are plenty of places we can explore...clothing optional.” He pulled Alicia on top of him so she was straddling him. She could feel his hard length pressing against her wanting core. “I think you should get one of those skirts though...it might come in handy for when Bam Bam wants to come out and play.” Alicia smiled, “We haven't done the schoolgirl outfit yet. It would come in handy.” Leo pulled her down and captured her mouth in a hard kiss. “Now, are you ready for Bedrock, love?”

Rashad and Genevieve were getting ready for bed. She was standing in her closet, having just changed into her pajama shorts and tank top. Rashad came up behind her and kissed her neck. “Mmmm,” she moaned. “I have to admit, you looked sexy in that uniform,” Rashad continued to kiss down her neck. She laid her head back against his chest as his hands roamed her body. “Oh really? You should have seen me in high school. I was a Catholic school girl...with a very short skirt.” He growled in her ear, “Put that skirt back on...then meet me in your shoe closet.” He turned her to face him, “And, sweetheart? Wear those red peep toe Louboutins.” Genevieve felt a shiver go down her spine. All she could do was nod her head as she looked into Rashad’s lust blown eyes.

A couple of weeks later, the four couples boarded the royal jet for their trip. Anitah, Pam and Genevieve were giddy. Their husbands smiled at their excitement. Alicia sat with the three women, “I’m excited to get away. Don’t think you guys are going to make me change my mind about Harry Potter though. Not gonna happen.”

Anitah teased, “Don’t be so Sirius, Alicia. It’s going to be amazing!” This made Genevieve snort loudly. “Was that supposed to be a pun? Because I don’t get it…” Alicia said with an arched brow.

“Alicia, why don’t you ask Leo to show you his wand and you can show him your golden snitch,” Pam giggled while Alicia rolled her eyes.

Drake chuckled, “Don’t be such a muggle, Alicia!” The three women could no longer contain themselves and burst out laughing. Alicia stood up and sat down next to Leo, “We need new friends…”

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[riseandshinelittleblossom]

So...

Even if I'm in a writer's slump, that doesn't mean I can't contribute to Cordonians Gone Wild! (Collaborative AU created by @leelee10898 @ao719 @speedyoperarascalparty @cocomaxley and myself, of course)

I've made these... things...and I'm proud of them. The ladies and I are planning to cook up some one shots to go with them so be on the lookout 👀

Liam and Anitah : "It Had to be You" by Frank Sinatra

Maxwell and Stephanie : "Speechless" by Dan +Shay

Leo and Alicia : "Born to Love You" by LANCO

Drake and Pam : "I'm Yours" by The Script

Rashad and Gen : "Love Someone" by Lukas Graham

CGW taglist: @annekebbphotography @carabeth @moneyfordiamonds @give-me-ernest-sinclaire @3pawandme @indiacater @ooo-barff-ooo @ownworldresident @tornbetween2loves @perfectprofessorherokid @stopforamoment @editboutique @wannabemc2 @zaffrenotes @enmchoices @lauradowning29 @lodberg @smalltalk88 @gibbles82 @heatherfilliez @drakesensworld @nikkis1983 @sweetest-marbear @classylady1234 @daniv2278 @jlouise88 @jared2612 @liamxs-world @notoriouscs @blubutterflyy @captain-kingliamsqueen @whenyourheartskipsabeat @lynne1993 @coldcollectornight08 @be-still-my-aching-heart

[tomboy014]

It seems like a lot of the DP/DC crossovers I’ve seen have Danny either secretly related to Bruce or Damian or Dick, and if he’s not directly related to one of them, Bats is at the ready with adoption papers.  But if it’s a fic where anyone is related, it’s one of the bats related to Danny, but I think there’s a better candidate.  May I present for the Phandom’s consideration:

Sam Manson.

Hear me out!

Bruce and Sam have a lot in common.  They both

Have black hair

Have eyes in the same color family (Bruce and Sam’s parents are blue, Sam’s are purple)

Are both goth

Come from inherited, generational wealth

Are Jewish

Are intelligent and athletic

Will aggressively fight for causes and the change they want to see

And of course, they both fight superpowered entities that should be beyond their capabilities to handle as normal humans.

The timing also works out for Martha and Ida to be sisters.  Out of ease, the kids use the titles of Aunt and Uncle for Bruce, Pamela and Jeremy even though they’re actually cousins. They don’t really see each other that often, mostly for holidays and big events like graduations or Sam’s bat mitzvah. Every so often, they all get together for more formal galas and charity events.

Plus, it makes it so much funnier if these are the “cousins” Sam refuses to babysit.  Can you blame her?  Would you want to be in charge of keeping Tim and Damian from killing each other?  Plus, the interactions between them and the way they relate would be great!

Bruce (43), Dick (26), Jason (21), Cass (19), Steph and Tim (18), Duke (15-16?), Damian (10), Sam (14)

Dick:  Is the perky ball of sunshine Pamela wishes Sam could be, and she get compared to him a lot.  Sam can’t stand him.  Dick has never seen Sam when her mother isn’t around, so his impression of her is she’s moody and surly.  Doesn’t like being in the middle of their fights or getting his cheeks pinched by Pam every time he comes over.

Jason:  Pamela can’t stand him.  Due to whatever cover story they made up to cover up Jason’s death and return, Pamela is now convinced that he’s some delinquent who’ll wind up a criminal (she’s not entirely wrong?).  Such a shame since he was so sweet as a kid.  His death is what started Sam’s interest in the occult.  Sam’s favorite cousin.  She loves that he’s actually a giant dork and bookworm behind the cool, tough-guy façade.  He keeps Sam well supplied in combat boots.  If they both disappear at a function in Amity Park, they’re probably hanging out at the Skulk n Lurk. 

Tim:  Another problem child according to Pam.  He’s the one who introduced Sam to videogames and Doomed.  Tim changed the Manson’s home theater set-up so they can play videogames on the big screen whenever the Wayne’s come over.  Will go out of his way to piss Pamela off.

Steph and Cass:  Steph doesn’t always come over when the rest of the Wayne’s do, but when she does, she sticks to Cass.  Big sister vibes from them both, scarily insightful, and good listeners.  They’re cool.

Damian:  They have the most shared interests, so you’d think they’d get along, but neither can stand the others’ attitude.  It’s a case of like repelling like.  Sam helped him figure out what kind of vegetarian he wanted to be and gave him a bunch of her favorite recipes.  If the two of them disappear while at Wayne Manor, you can usually find them hanging out with Batcow.

Duke:  The newest addition to the family, Sam is aware of him, but they haven’t met yet.

Part 2

[stressedoutcanary]

Hold On - Jason Todd x Batgirl!Reader [PART 2]

WORD COUNT :- 2.3k

Warnings ⚠️: I don't even know if there are any...Swearing maybe?, mentions of kidnappings, actual kidnapping oh and also violence and angst :)

A/N 😋: I got lost while writing this so judge accordingly people. Also forgive me for any mistakes. I TRIED.

Part 1 , Part 3

•°•°•°•°

“JASON STOP!!!!!”, your voice echoed in the silent warehouse.

Jason stopped in his tracks as soon as he heard your voice, his mind was brimming with thoughts, questions and worst of all, emotions.

“Well, well, well, look who crawled out of her little cave”, He said smugly as he finally turned around to face you. The voice was his, you’d recognize that voice anywhere but it felt cold, devoid of emotions, hearing him like that sent a shiver up your spine. You could feel your determination slipping.

Even though you had your cowl on, Jason could still see how much his rampage was hurting you but he couldn’t stop now, not when all he had left to do was to capture Joker, beat the living shit out of that asshole and show Bruce how much of a failure Batman’s moral compass really is.

“Well? Got nothing to say now?... Why am I not surprised?”, Jason scoffed.

You took a deep breath, you were breaking down inside but you sure as hell weren’t going to let that stop you. You spoke, voice barely above a whisper,  “Jason...Jay...Stop all this...Please, come home, come back to the--”

“Manor? Home? Did you hit your head (Y/N)? Why in the hell would I ever go back to a place where NOBODY GAVE A DAMN ABOUT ME, WHERE HE REPLACED ME AS IF I MEANT NOTHING?!”, Jason didn’t want to lose control of himself, not in front of you. So with visible effort he calmed himself down, took a step forward and gave you a deadpan look.

“You all left me”

Your blood boiled at that statement.

“How dare you?! We lost you! We mourned for you! I mourned for you!”

Tears welled up in your eyes, listening to him you wondered whether he truly believed the words actually coming out of his own mouth.

“The Jason I knew was a roughed up street boy who still cared when many didn't, who called Bruce out every step of the way, who had this ridiculous favoritism for bread, who had the guts to take out a tire from the fricking Batmobile”, despite the dreadful situation you smiled remembering those sweet memories.

You looked him in the eye, pleading in a way, and you spoke softly, “The Jason I knew was The Robin to my Batgirl. This-this is just not who you are Jay, not really...So can you just stop?”

He looked unfazed by your words and cocked his head to the side.

“Princess, the only way you can stop me is if you fight me, knock me down real hard, make sure that I won't get back up again. Tell me Batgirl, can you do it? Do you actually have what it takes?”, he waited for an answer he knew wasn’t coming. As expected, all he was met with was silence.

Long, Painful Silence.

With that Jason knew what he had to do, he put on his red helmet and swung out of the nearest window, you couldn't stop him, for all your big talk, you just couldn't. He was right you failed him.

•°•°

You jumped awake with a start, bolting upright and immediately regretting your subconscious decision, the throbbing pain made you clutch the back of your head with your palm and you closed your eyes again to achieve some semblance of reality as a way of grounding yourself.

‘It was just a dream (Y/N)…just...a...dream’

You tried to lie to yourself knowing deep down that it was a memory, something you have already lived through, something you regret everyday. You swallowed the lump in your throat. It felt dry and your whole body was sore. You really should've called in early and then maybe Dick would've been the one stuck in this crapy situation and not you.

Pushing past your perplexed state you got up and took in your surroundings, there were vines hanging from the open roof, a LOT of flowers and some Venus flytraps by the corner. It wouldn’t even take being a detective to figure out where you were; The Botanical Gardens.

“How the hell did I end up here”, you muttered under your breath. This was getting out of hands.

“See Pammy I told ya Girl-Bat would rise and shine by now”

“I can see that Harls”

‘Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn, just great, is nobody in Arkham these days’

The duo descended down from the open roof through one of the vines and stood in front of you. Harley looked as happy as a 10 year old about to get their favorite toy and Ivy seemed to be interested in anything and everything that did not concern you. Classic.

“Why the hell did you both kidnap me?”

You jumped forward and grabbed Harley by the collar of her dress, in retrospect it wasn't the best move but it's not like you were thinking straight at the time anyway.

A vine wrapped itself around your waist and you were tugged back by such force that you were sure there was gonna be a big bruise there tomorrow. You skidded across the floor and finally stopped when your back connected with a bench. You were just too drained to fight back so instead you just crawled up and sat on the bench with a grunt.

‘Not fighting my way out of this one so for once let’s try talking’

“Whoa, should ya really be this obnoxious when ya got a concussion?”, Harley burst your thought bubble as she looked you over.

“Wait, Did you just call me obnoxious?!”

“But don'tcha worry I am a doctor and I got a PhD”

“In psychology!”

“I will fix ya in no time”

“Are you even listening to me?”

Just like that you saw Harley leave the room to go get some medical supplies, or well at least you thought that that's what she was going to do, you turned your face towards Ivy hoping that she can fill in the blanks.

“So you both finally done babbling? And here I thought it was never going to end.”, She looked at you from where she was petting her plant, and made her way over to you, something about her seemed genuine. You got the feeling that whatever she had to say, it won't be a lie.

“Try and not mind what Harley does, she's just happy to make new friends for girls night.” She sighed before continuing, “As for your question, last night we were near the Gotham Central Park when we saw a masked man dragging your unconscious body out of a building and into a van parked in the alley, so we kil-- we took care of him and brought you here”, She shrugged as if that explains why the Poison Ivy just saved your life.

"Wait that means Red isn't here", you whispered more to yourself than to others.

“Pam is Red!”, Harley said cheerfully as she came back out nowhere with a bunch of boxes which would've made you very uneasy if your mind wasn't already preoccupied.

“What Harley means to say is that if you are trying to ask about that gun loving leather jacket vigilante who wears a red helmet, then no we don't know where he is”

Her words sunk in and yesterday's memories flashed in your mind, your eyes widened under your mask as the realization hit you like a bus.

The missing people, the creepy mannequins, the medical journals regarding surgeries, the weirdo in the white mask instead of a face, the poster of some Pretty Dolls parlor; Now it all makes sense!

“Pyg!”

"Huh?", the women in front of you almost jumped at your sudden revelation.

“Lazlo Valentin aka Professor Pyg that's the son of a bitch who is behind all this mess, he's the one who has got Red Hood And it's all my fault! Now, He might be dead already! I should've known, I-I should've figured it out quicker, I should've done something, DAMN IT!!”, you buried you face in your hands due to the building frustration within you.

“Don't be like that”, you heard Harley's voice as a hand was placed on your shoulder, she sat down on the bench next to you, you turned your head and eyed her warily, seeing nothing but concern.

“Don't give up. Clearly this Hoodie person means a lot to ya so you get off your ass and go get him, don't you Bat People always find a way”, you looked at her for a moment, then jumped up on your feet.

“Can't believe I am saying this but you are right Harley, I need go and I will find a way to save him, but before leaving I wanna know something”, you looked Ivy in the eyes as you worded your next sentence, “Why save me?”

“It was just my way of replaying you for saving Harls from that clown once”, instead of elaborating Ivy just crossed her hands over her chest waiting for you to leave. You gave her a warm smile, something they are not used to seeing, from a bat of all people.

“Thank you Pamela”

With that you were out of that detour and onto finding the path leading up to Jason.

•°•°

Somehow you reached the safe house without running into some kind of trouble, with how your day has been going, you were completely expecting something else to go wrong. Thankfully it didn't. You took out a spare comms unit, keys for your bike and some aspirin to dull the headache.

Soon you were whizzing past vehicles at full speed triying to contact anyone available at the moment.

“Come on pick up, pick up, pick up! What's the meaning of giving us an emergency button when no one picks the damn thing up”, you spoke into a dead line, wishing you could just bang your head against a wall, on second thought not a good idea.

Two minutes later the call was finally picked up and a screen appeared on the dash of your bike, it was from the batcave and you could see Dick, Damian and Bruce in sitting in front of the computer, Tim was connected from what you assumed to be the titans tower. However Dick was the first one to pop the question.

“(Y/N) what's the emergency? Are you okay? We haven't heard from you since last night”

“Look no time to explain. Jason's been taken by Pyg and I need you guys to give me a location. Now”, you said gritting your teeth as you narrowly missed a truck for the second time this evening.

���Todd's captured? *tt* his incompetence precedes that of Drake”, Damian's snarky remark made Tim snap his head up.

“Hey!”

“Boys”, Bruce's stern voice made them quiet enough for the time being, “Batgirl you are injured and your emotions can compromise the whole rescue, go back to the safe house and let us handle this”, Bruce ended the transmission and it made you angry.

'He said that they are going to handle it, that means they know where he is, so now all I have to do is to get Dick to spill it out'

You dialed Dick back, hoping he would understand what you are trying to do.

“I know why you specifically choose to call me back and No I am not letting you go head first into danger without any of us with you especially when you are compromised”, Dick's tone was stern but laced with concern.

“Dick the last time Bruce said he will handle it, Jason died, look I know what he is trying to say, I get him, I can't blame him for wanting to look after me but you have to understand I have to be the one to get him back”

“Why?!”

“Because I can't lose him again! The last thing that I said to him was that I might never forgive him! Never forgive him for something that's not even his fault! You are my only hope at getting him back, please don't take that away from me, please”, you pleaded with him as you slowed down the bike to a stop.

The line was silent for a while, the thought about saying more to him crossed your mind; what you are feeling about Jason, how much he matters to you, how you've failed him more than once, but ultimately decided against it and instead you just waited for his reply.

You deflated as soon as you realized that the line was cut but the ping of a notification caught your attention; The map to the possible location of Jason.

“Dick Grayson, you big softie”, you smirked, your bike roared as you made your way on to the free way heading fast towards the Gotham outskirts.

Meanwhile at Professor Pyg's 'supervillain headquarters' :

Jason slowly woke up, assessing the situation he quickly came to the conclusion that he messed up and now he is tied up to what seems like dentist's chair.

“Great, there has got to be a new record I've set in this family for messing up and getting kidnapped”, Jason muttered under his breath, he tried to tug at his restraints to get free but it turned out to be fruitless. A blinding light was switch on above him and he grunted due to the intensity.

“Man, what is up with you people and light?! Turn it off already!”, Jason said as he tried to adjust his eyes accordingly, when he came to, he was met with his captor himself.

Jason just stared at the man in front, moving towards him, wearing a pig mask and holding a butcher knife. He has seen enough crazy but this guy might just rival the Joker himself.

“Pyg know you broken. Pyg make you perfect”

“WHAT THE F--”

°•°•°•°•

(I like to think I am funny)

Cute little extra note: Yes it is the second time I'm leaving you guys hanging and NOPE I do not regret my decision.

Tagging: @ladyperceval

[annoyingvoidzombie]

My heart started to break a little when I figured that Wayne or Jessica won't walk down the aisle with their daughters

[woozapooza]

little shippy tag meme

Tagged by @exlibrisfangirl :D :D :D

For simplicity’s sake I’m just gonna focus on TV ships.

1. First ship:

Sara/Grissom (CSI) is the first one I can definitively remember shipping.

2. First OTP:

Not really sure how we’re defining the difference between a ship and an OTP. I guess an OTP is just more intense? In which case I will go with Will/Djaq (Robin Hood).

3. Your ship since the first minute:

A lot of them, if not most of them. Some notable examples:

Jack/Kate (Lost) - their first scene together is SO good

Waverly/Nicole (Wynonna Earp) - *faints*

James/Thomas (Black Sails) - *faints again*

David/Patrick (Schitt’s Creek) - David’s one-sided melodramatic antagonism in their first interaction is so funny

Ben/Leslie (Parks and Recreation) - okay to be honest I don’t 100% remember if I shipped them from the very start or if I just feels like I did because I love them so much. But it definitely feels like I did.

4. Current favourite ship:

Oh man that’s hard. I guess Roy/Keeley (Ted Lasso) or Tom/Greg (Succession). I can hardly think of two more different pairings lol.

5. Ship that most of the fandom hates but you love:

Sayid/Shannon (Lost) - ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

Spencer/Caleb (Pretty Little Liars) - the idea that they were good together is probably one my MOST controversial TV opinions

5b. (Added by Mel and it’s a good addition so I’m keeping it) Ship that most of the fandom loves but you... don't:

Charlie/Claire (Lost) - I don’t even care very much about Claire but she definitely deserves better

Dan/Amy (Veep) - Dan/Jonah 4 life

Silver/Flint (Black Sails) - I love their relationship but I’ve never felt the need to ship them with anyone other than their canon partners

Jeff/Annie (Community) - cannot get past the age difference

6. You don’t even watch the show, but you ship it:

Honestly, if a gifset crosses my dash of two people kissing or even just making bedroom eyes at each other, I’m most likely going to start shipping it right then and there. I like when the little fake people fall in love :) Trying to think of a specific example...oh wait. Destiel. Obviously. Y yo a ti, Cas.

7. Ship you wish had a different storyline:

Thomas/Richard (Downton Abbey) - what is the point of a sequel if Richard isn’t in it >:(

Wynonna/Dolls (Wynonna Earp) - I will never be over this -_-

8. Ship you wish was canon:

Xena/Gabrielle (Xena: Warrior Princess) - okay obviously this is canon if you don’t have your head in the sand but I wish they could have made it SO canon that even people with their head in the sand couldn’t deny it

9. Ship you wish had become endgame:

Jack/Lynette (AP Bio) - I haven’t watch the most recent season, which is the final season, but I have heard that they broke up >:(

10. Favourite ship that is endgame:

Again, so many. A few examples:

All the ships from question 3

Anne/Max (Black Sails)

Eleanor/Chidi (The Good Place)

Desmond/Penny (Lost)

Mary/Matthew (Downton Abbey)

Jim/Pam (The Office)

April/Andy (Parks and Recreation)

Doctor/Rose (Doctor Who) - sort of endgame, sort of not

Mulder/Scully (The X-Files) - perhaps stretching the definition of “endgame” here but I feel justified in doing so

Dwight/Caroline and Drake/Morwenna (Poldark)

If anyone wants to do this, consider yourself tagged!

[sincerelyella]

RAMifications Chapter 3 -  I Can Love You Like That

Book: The Royal Romance (AU)

Pairings: Liam x MC (Ella); Drake x Alyssa Devereaux

Song Inspiration: I Can Love You Like That by All-4-One

Characters belong to Pixelberry; MC Ella Brooks belongs to me; Alyssa Devereaux was created by the brilliant mind of @burnsoslow

A/N: This entire idea came from Burnsy and her unBEARable series featuring her OTP Drake and Alyssa. This is Ella’s backstory and how she met the love of her life King Liam of Cordonia. This doesn’t follow much of TRR books, there is still a social season but not all of the players are present. Throw canon out the window! 

Thank you to @burnsoslow​ for pre reading/commenting/calming my crazy self down. You know I freaking love you!

If you have not read unBEARable by @burnsoslow ​(catch up here) I suggest you go and read that first. There are SPOILERS in this series!

Catch up on RAMifications here

Warnings: Adult language

Words: 2195

After Ella had left the palace Alyssa turned to Drake. “I have an idea!” she ran to her bedroom with Drake helplessly following behind her.

“What’re you up to Devereaux?”

As soon as both of them were safely in the bedroom she prattled off her idea excitedly. “Okay so, what if we could get Ella to switch places with me in the social season? That way, she can compete for Liam and we could be together, like not in secret?”

Drake opened his mouth to protest, but immediately closed it again and a thoughtful look passed through his features. “Uh, wow, that’s a … good idea actually.” He stepped up to her and carefully held both her hands in his. “I would literally do anything to be with you out in the open, Lyssa,” he murmured softly to her.

Alyssa melted at his words and stood on her tiptoes to try to kiss him. Since she was so damn short, she couldn’t reach his mouth. She pouted and then puckered her lips so Drake could kiss them. He chuckled and leaned down to meet her lips, his tongue automatically sliding into her mouth and they stayed that way, trapped in a passionate kiss, for several seconds.

Alyssa pulled back quickly with a gasp. “We have to talk to Liam! And I have to text Maxwell and take care of this!”

Drake ran his hands down to her thighs, lifted her up while she shrieked in surprise and dropped her onto the bed. “Okay, but I’m going to take care of you first,” he growled in her ear. Alyssa shivered, bit her lip and smiled up at him while he hovered over her.

“Well, if you insist …”

**

In Liam’s quarters two hours later

“Li, there’s something we need to talk to you about.”

“The last time you both needed to talk to me …” Liam looked uncomfortable.

“No, no! It’s nothing like that!” Alyssa quickly butted in. “I actually had an idea about the social season,” she bit her lip and looked at Drake, who gave her a nod of encouragement. “I am so grateful to you for all you’ve done to allow me to stay here. But, if I could stay in Cordonia and still give you another shot at a bride …“

Liam furrowed his brow. "What are you saying?”

“I’m saying that I’m wasting a spot as a potential suitor. I want you to find your happily-ever-after too, Liam. So, I was thinking,” she took in a deep breath. “… that maybe Ella and I could switch places. That way, she can compete to be your queen.”

Liam took in Alyssa’s idea, brows wrinkled in thought. “Ella … replaces … you …” he trailed off, talking to himself. “If … if this is going to happen, we would need to speak with Duke Ramsford and Lord Beaumont.” Liam looks up at Alyssa with a small smile. “I’m not sure how Bertrand would like the situation, but I’m sure Maxwell would be open to it.” His smile abruptly fades and his eyes widen. “Did you talk with Ella about it? What if she doesn’t want this? What if she thinks this whole thing is ridiculous?”

Liam started to panic, he ran his hands through his thick, blonde hair and stared, wide eyed, at Drake and Alyssa.

“I haven’t spoken with Ella since earlier this afternoon, Liam,” Alyssa gave him a reassuring smile. “But I’m sure she’ll be back tomorrow … right?” Liam nodded. “Okay! So I’ll talk to her then and explain everything.” Alyssa clapped her hands in excitement. “Oh. My. God. I am soooo excited!”

Drake stepped forward and clapped Liam on the shoulder. “It’ll be fine, Li. Let Devereaux work her magic, everyone she talks to becomes her friend.”

Liam nodded again, still at a loss for words. He was half panicked but also half relieved he may be able to be with Ella. This could work …  please work.

Drake and Alyssa hung out for a bit then left for the night and Liam got ready for bed. 

**

Ella sat in her pharmacology class, taking notes while listening to her instructor discuss different medications of the nervous system.

“Benzodiazepines are a class of anxiety medications and many end with -pam except for chlordiazepoxide …”

All of a sudden she felt a tap on her shoulder and she turned to see a good looking man with light brown hair smiling at her.

“I’m so sorry to bother you, but do you have a pen I could borrow?” He whispered. “Mine ran out of ink.” Ella nodded, rifled through her backpack and found another pen. She turned to hand it to him and his smile widened. “Thank you so much.”

“You’re welcome,” she whispered with a smile and turned back in her seat.

After class was over, the man that sat behind her came and stood next to her desk. “Hi, I’m Alex, thanks for letting me borrow this.”

“I’m Ella,” she smiled up at him. “No problem, I have a ton of them. You can have that one if you need it.”

Alex sighed in relief. “Oh my God thank you, I have med-surg after this and I don’t have a pen.”

“Oh, you have that class too?”

Alex nodded. “Yea with Professor Laurent. Are you headed that way? Maybe we could walk together … so we don’t get lost?”

Hmm, nice line. Ella smirked. “Yeah, sure, let’s go.”

The two of them walked to class together and sat side by side for the 3 hours of lecture. Afterwards, they were gathering their things when Alex turned to her.

“Hey, I was wondering if maybe I could take you out for dinner? Or coffee? Or … maybe a drink?”

How adorable. Ella giggled. “Sure … coffee? Or a drink? Or dinner? Which one?” She smiled up at him, knowing he was nervous.

“Uh … any. All of the above?” he chuckled and rubbed the back of his neck.

“Well, it’s 5 pm now, we can go grab a drink if you want?”

Alex’s face brightened. “Yeah! Let’s go, I know a good place.” He led her out towards where he parked his car. Ella knew that Liam probably called her work with a delivery, she bit her lip and thought about cancelling on Alex. No! You can’t wait around for someone that said kissing you was a mistake. She sighed and continued to follow Alex.

**

Liam was walking down the hallway from his quarters with a frown on his face. He had called the flower truck as usual and the man on the phone told him Ella was unavailable to deliver tonight. She doesn’t want to see me. He was so lost in thought that he walked right past Alyssa and Drake; he didn’t even hear them calling out to him.

Drake caught up with Liam and grabbed his arm. “Liam! Are you okay?”

Liam turned. “Oh, I’m sorry, Drake. What were you saying?”

“We said hi and have you seen Ella yet?”

He turned to fully face Drake and Alyssa and sighed. “She’s not delivering flowers tonight,” he said quietly.

“Why not?” Alyssa said with a concerned look as she stepped towards Liam.

He just shrugged. “The man that answered the phone just said she wasn’t available.”

Alyssa waved her hand in the air. “I’m sure she’s got other things to do tonight, Liam. Not that she doesn’t want to see you or anything.” She looked up at him and saw the disappointment in his eyes.

“Hey, why don’t we go to the beer garden? We can invite Beaumont?” Drake looked at Alyssa and they had a silent conversation with their eyes.

“Uh, yeah! That’s a great idea! I’ll call him.” Alyssa stepped away to invite Maxwell.

Liam let out a breath and nodded. “Okay, let’s go.”

The three of them piled into an SUV with Bastien and took off towards the capitol.

**

Alex had brought Ella to a beer garden, and for the last couple of hours they were having a good time. She didn’t expect this to be going so well, and it was a nice way to stop thinking about Liam.

“So, how many classes do you have left before you graduate?”

“I have three I believe,” Ella pondered for a minute. “Actually I take that back, I think I have four left.”

“Me too, maybe we’ll have the same ones and get to see each other more,” he smiled flirtatiously.

“Maybe,” she smiled back and looked at her watch. “Hey, I’ve got to get going, I want to get some studying done tonight.”

Alex nodded in agreement. “Me too, let’s get out of here.” They both rose from the table and walked outside towards Alex’s car.

**

Liam, Drake and Alyssa were waiting to get out of the SUV and head to the beer garden when Liam turned his head and saw Ella with a man walking to a parked car. His eyes widened as he continued to stare at the man opening the car door to let Ella into the front seat. He quickly turned back to face forward. “I know why Ella couldn’t make the delivery tonight.”

“Why?” Drake and Alyssa said simultaneously.

“She was out on a date,” he gestured towards the beer garden. “I saw them leaving together.”

“You don’t know if it was a date, Liam, maybe they were in there as friends?” Alyssa looked at Drake and nudged his shoulder to say something.

Drake shot her a look, she looked back at him with a glare, then he sighed in defeat. “Li, you don’t know if that was a date. I’m sure she’ll be able to work tomorrow and deliver the flowers.”

“Maybe I shouldn’t be ordering them anymore,” he mumbled.

“What?” Alyssa yelped. “Liam! Do you like her or not?”

He nodded.

“Okay, then we put our plan into action! She feels something for you, Liam. I know she does! I saw her face when she told me you kissed her!”

Still feeling unsure about the whole thing but wanting to drop the conversation entirely, Liam nodded again. “Okay.”

The three friends got out of the SUV and made their way into the beer garden to meet Maxwell.

Drake went to get the first round of drinks while Liam and Alyssa sat at a booth. “Okay,” she said excitedly. “So, I told Max about our plan. He’s totally fine with it, it’s just getting Bertrand on board that may be a challenge.”

“Hey guys! Look who I brought with me!” Liam and Alyssa turn to see Maxwell with a frowning Bertrand.

“Hey Bertrand! Nice to see you,” Alyssa chirped.

“Hello,” Liam greeted him softly.

Maxwell and Bertrand sat down and Bertrand cleared his throat. “I heard of the plan you’re devising, Lady Alyssa. How do you even know that this will work? Or if this woman is even … suitable?” he hissed. “As I said when I first met you, I do not want House Beaumont to be a laughingstock.”

Just then, Drake returned with some drinks and sat next to Alyssa. “What’s going on?”

Alyssa leaned forward in the booth and stared at Bertrand. "I have told Liam that I love Drake. There is zero chance Liam will choose me at the end of the social season. If you want the odds in your favor then swap me out for Ella.”

The table got tense all of a sudden, nobody saying anything or making a move. It was just Bertrand and Alyssa in a staredown. Bertrand relented. “Alright,” he sighed. “If this woman is someone you want in your social season, Your Highness, then Maxwell and I will sponsor her in place of Lady Alyssa.”

Everyone cheered.

Liam pat Bertrand’s upper arm. “Thank you, Your Grace. I … I do want Ella in my social season.”

“Yes! Thank you, Bertrand! Now we just need to get Ella onboard!” Alyssa lifted her glass in the air. “A toast! To Prince Liam and his new … suitor!”

“Hear, hear!” They clinked glasses and concocted a plan to talk with Ella the next day.

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Eggselent Adventure 🐣

Happy Easter from the Girls of CGW.

This is from the CGW universe (Cordonians gone wild) a collaborative AU effort by @ao719 @speedyoperarascalparty @cocomaxley and myself. Catch our other stories HERE

The girls sat in the chairs at the spa, getting their pedicures. “So easter is coming up really fast. Any plans?” Pam questioned

“No. Since its our first easter together, I am staying here instead of going to Chicago. Plus my parents are going on a cruise.” Genevieve said with closed eyes.

“Same. I told my parents that I would come in June and we could go to the beach house with them. They are bugging to meet Leo.” Alicia sighed.

“Well, since were all staying in Cordonia how about we spend easter together?” Anitah said sipping her glass of champagne.  

“Of course I do. This time we will wait to get hammered until after dinner.” Anitah giggled as she high fived Alicia.

“You sure you want to do that? Do you remember Thanksgiving?” Pam quirked her brow, remembering the disaster it was.

“Umm and how about Maxwell not being allowed around the deep fryer.” Gen added in, they all nodded in agreement.

“We should do something fun. I seen something on pinterest about Adult egg hunts.” Alicia said pulling up the app on her phone.  

“oooh I saw that too. People put little liquor bottles in them. Or other things.” Anitah squealed.

“What kind of other things? Oooh, how about we make it a dirty egg hunt. Each egg would have a sexual favor or situation in them.” Pam grinned, her mind swirling of all the fun things she could do with Drake.  

“Hell yes! I'm in.” Genevieve smirked.

“Same.” Alicia and Anitah said simultaneously.

“Although I wouldn't mind finding some alcoholic eggs too.” Alicia giggled.

A couple weeks later the four couples and Maxwell gathered in the main dining hall. Alicia and Anitah spent the whole morning cooking. While Genevieve and Pam stuffed the rest of the eggs and instructed the staff what to do with them.

They gathered around the huge ham dinner with all the fixings. Maxwell licked his lips as he plopped a huge helping of mashed potatoes on his plate. “Tiger Lily, Little blossom, this looks and smells so good. Luckily I have my fat pants on.”

“Seriously, this is amazing.  Considering the fiasco Thanksgiving was.” Liam grinned, Leo shuddered “Don't remind me. My eyebrows never grew back right.”

Maxwell held up his hands defensively “im fo fawry weo.” He said with a mouth full of potatoes. They group finished eating and sat around nice and stuffed, talking and laughing when the Ladies stood.

“Ok guys, we have prepared a little fun for us. If you'll join us in the Garden.” Anitah spoke up. They walked into the garden, dozens of eggs were strewn about on the palace lawn. “An easter egg hunt? What are we 6?” Drake snorted, prompting a hard slap to the chest from pam. “No Drake. This is an adult egg hunt. No candy, well maybe some are … edible.” she giggled. Leo cocked his brow “Edible love?” Alicia bit her lower lip.

“Yep. Some have naughty items, some have other treats.” Genevieve winked.

“She means booze. Some have booze.” Alicia shouted. The guys all nodded in Appreciation.

“Some also have naughty couples ideas. There are hidden eggs too. They aren't all going to be right in the grass. Gen and I had the staff hide them. So we don't know where they are hidden.” Pam added.

“I can't wait. I am an egg hunting pro. If I knew we were doing this I could have brought the egganator 2000.” Maxwell danced in place.

“what the hell is that Maxwell?” Alicia quipped her eye.

“Oh, my special easter egg hunting bag. Guaranteed no spillage.” He said matter of factly.

The staff handed out bags so they could collect eggs. Anitah grew impatient  “Ok, enough of this. Lets hunt. Annnnnd GO!” Anitah shouted as they all took off scooping of eggs.

“Drake over here.” Pam motioned towards the left side of the garden. Anitah and Liam took off towards the hedge maze, maxwell covered the lawn and patio, Genevieve and Rashad took off around the outside of the maze, while Alicia and Leo headed towards the right side.  

Anitah and Liam zipped through the maze following a trail of eggs. Liam set his sights on a golden egg tucked partially out of view in the hedge. He quickly made his way over, extending his hand to grab the egg when Anitah snatched it up. “Anitah! I was going to get that one.”

“You gotta be quicker than that my king.” she winked as he grabbed her hand spinning him i to her. “I believe stealing from the king requires punishment. You have been a bad girl, my queen.” his husky voice sending a shiver through her body. Anitah backed away slowly from Liam “well my king,  I look forward to that, but, you have to catch me first.”

Genevieve and Rashad quickly picked up eggs. “Here you are sweetheart this one is sparkly, just like you.” Rashad handed her a pink sparkly egg. “Rashad. Honey. I don't think you quite get the idea of an egg hunt.  But thank you, you are so sweet.” she kissed him on the cheek, he quickly turned his face capturing her lips, surprising her. “Rashad, you little devil.” she playfully swatted him. “All part of my plan, my dear. He pulled her flesh to him, capturing her lips once again when they heard rustling in the bushes. Milo popped out with something in his mouth. “Oh, Milo. What do you have there?” Genevieve cheerfully called out as milo scampered up to Rashad, dropping the item at his feet. He bent down to pick it up. “Ew, what is it? Its covered in drool and it smells like cherries?”

Genevieve tried to stiffen her giggles “Baby, that's edible undies.” Rashad promptly dropped the undergarments and shuddered. I've lost my appetite.

Leo and Alicia quickly picked up all the eggs in the section they were in. They found themselves in a secluded section of the garden away from their friends. Alicia felt a pair of strong arms wrap around her waist. “What are you doing Leo?”

“Nothing…” He brushed her hair away from her neck as his lips nipped against her delicate skin. “We are supposed to be looking for eggs.”

“Screw the eggs. We have enough.” His warm breath leaving goosebumps all over her body, his hand slipped beneath her sun dress causing Alicia to drop her bag of eggs. “Ok, you win.” she breathed out.

Pam and Drake scooped up all of the eggs in their section.  “If we hurry up, we can find more. Look, Rashad and Genevieve left a ton of eggs behind.” Pam pointed out as she bent over to pick up an egg. A breeze slightly lifting her dress, exposing the globes of her ass. Drake groaned at the sight, adjusting his hardening length. Pam turned noticing the bulge in her in his pants, she bit her bottom lip and walked up to him “I can take care of that.” she whispered in his ear as she drug him off behind a tree. She dropped to her knees “Pam. Here? You don't have to. OH GOD. That. Feels…..”

The gang all gathered back on the patio. “Ok everyone, lets see what we got. Gen and Rashad,  how about you start us off.” Pam told her.

Genevieve reached for one of the larger eggs and a little bottle of Grey Goose vodka fell into her palm. “Yes! I love vodka. It just doesn't like me all time.” She giggled as she watch Rashad open an egg. He pulled out a small tube of strawberry flavored lube. He looked his wife with hungry eyes, “There’s only one flavor I like more than strawberries.” He reached for another egg that had a slip of paper inside. He handed it to her with a grin. She read it aloud, “Boss and secretary...oohh. I get to be the boss this time.” She opened another egg in their pile. This one had another folded sheet of paper. “Reverse cowgirl,” she smiled coyly at Rashad who smirked. He leaned in close whispering, “Get ready to ride hard tonight, sweetheart.” He kissed her flushed cheek.

“Ready to open our eggs, love?” Liam smiled at Anitah.

She rubbed her hands together with a grin. “Yes!”

Liam opened the first egg, a small bottle of scotch. “Glenfiddich! This is good stuff,” Liam grinned.

Anitah opened the next egg pulling out something red and read the tag. “Eat me,” she chuckled holding up the strawberry flavored edible thong.

A low growl escaped Liam as he smirked, wriggling his brows. “You’re wearing those later.” He opened the next egg pulling out something small, purple and textured. “What is this?” He shook it next to his ear and Anitah began to laugh.

“That’s a finger vibrator, Liam.” She took it from him and slipped it on her finger through the small ring. A wide grin spread across his face. Anitah shook her head and opened the last egg pulling out a piece of paper. “Backwards cowgirl,” she looked up at Liam biting her lip.

“Easter is officially my favorite holiday. We got everything we need for the very fun night ahead of us, my Queen,” he smirked as he leaned down kissing her.

“You ready to see what we got?” Pam grinned excitedly looking at her husband. Drake nodded, opening his first egg. “Makers Mark! Alright” Drake grinned sticking the small bottle into his pocket. Pam smiled opening an egg and pulling out a strip of paper. “69” is all that was written on it. She bit her lip and turned it out toward Drake, who read the paper and smiled ear to ear. He leaned in kissing Pam. “Best Easter gift, ever” he growled. Drake opened another egg. He pulled out a white g string that read in orange letters “Some bunny wants your carrot”. Drake smirked dangling the panties by his finger. “As long as these are for you, I am a happy man”. Pam opened her next egg, her brow furrowed as she pulled out the furry tail. She read the slip of paper attached. “Use this butt plug on your partner”. She read aloud. Drake’s face paled, his mouth open in shock

“No..no way.” Pam giggled holding it up for him to see. “But look many, it's a cat's tail...MEOW”. Drake stared his giggling wife down and grabbed the tail putting it back in the egg, flinging it as far away as he could get it. “Not happening, Pam.”

Leo jogged across the lawn retrieving the discarded egg. “Well, look what I found.” He gave Alicia a sly smirk, a look of fear spread across her face. “Ah, lets um open our eggs ok.” she gave a nervous chuckle as she cracked open her first egg pulling out a folded up black piece of satin with a piece of paper in the center.  “Oh! It's a blindfold.” she unfolded the paper. “No look, no touch. The finders hands must be bound, and eyes covered while partner pleases them. “Kinky card repeat. If you thought last time was good.” he waggled his brows. Leo reached into his bag pulling two eggs. “yes! Johnny walker blue for me, and parrot bay, that's all you love.” they opened several eggs getting a couples massage certificate, a few bottles of liquor, and a mr nose mans thong that Leo put on over his pants. Alicia pulled out a small tube she looked at the container “good head, blue raspberry deep throat spray.” she looked at Leo, and then over to Pam and Drake. “Leo, as much as I enjoy giving you head. This screams Drammy.” Alicia giggled as she handed pam the spray.

Maxwell came strutting out of the palace, milo next to him. Anitahs hand flew over her mouth fighting off the giggles. “Does he have?” Pam not able to get the words out. Alicia shook her head “Uh huh, he sure does.”

“Hey guys. I got lots of cool stuff in my eggs. Check out my elephant hat.” he shook his head making the trunk shake. “max that's not a hat.” Genevieve giggled.  “Its not?”

“No. Its underwear, your dick goes in the trunk.” Drake snorted.

Maxwell shrugged his shoulders “Eh, it's pretty cool as a hat.”  

The group shared some laughs,and desert before each heading home. Alicia and Anitah walked together talking before they reached their quarters. “That was fun. We really need to do it again.” Alicia grinned.

“Definitely,  but next year we need to up the ante.” She gave her a wicked smirk before Liam called for her. “Happy Easter.” the two yelled.  

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[cocomaxley]

CGW Texts

Part of the CGW Universe, a collaborative effort by @ao719 @speedyoperarascalparty @leelee10898 and yours truly.

Summary: What do text messages look like between the CGW crew? These are from Sarcasm prompt list. Enjoy!

Drake & Gen

Rashad & Anitah

Liam & Pam

Maxwell & Alicia

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[petekaos]

What did you think about the last episode!!

hi hi! so uhhh... this is going to get long and i’ve combined like 10 other asks i want to address, so your ask may be answered here! if you want Rahul’s Take On The 2gether Finale, then brace yourself.

...I didn't really like the last episode, I feel like it could've been a lot better/more emotional

I dunno if it's because I didn't like the last 2 episodes but even though the show literally finished I'm not emotional? The last episode I felt actually really happy watching was ep 9 but now I'm just 'ok, that show finished.' I'm sad bc I thought I would have a stronger reaction to the ending and them getting back together but I'm just meh :/

Really don't want to sound like those annoying people but damn really no kiss scene

I liked the ending, it was okay I guess but gmmtv better prepare for a shitstorm bc so many people didn't lololol

Honestly the best and well written episodes were ones where they still weren't a couple, like 8 and 9 were amazing

Although the finale was good, I feel llke in the future when I want to rewatch my favorite moments from this series, I will go for the first 10 or so episodes more often than not. It kinda feels like 2gether peaked around episodes 7-10, which is perfectly fine!! It was all in all a great series that did what it wanted to do and I’ll always cherish it but, I probably won’t rewatch much of the last two episodes

They made pam even worse!! Before she had her talk with tine anyway!!

My thoughts on the finale: could've been a lot better, could've been a lot worse

2Gether really felt like a giant inflatable castle that was carefully blown up for the past 12 weeks only to let it rapidly and poorly deflate in the end

The ending was fine and was expected but for me it's underwhelming in the sense that the past episodes, especially 4, 8 and 9 were really written in comparison so the finale is kinda meh bc I knew there was gonna be a happy ending. But still the YouTube comments and what some people on tumblr are saying is ridiculous, I don't want to even think about Twitter but imo I don't think any of gmmtvs other shows can top dbks ending like that ending was perfect,

i honestly love that 2gether focused so much on the story and the emotion and became so successful without all the usual fan service. i hope the whole industry takes something away from that! but i still felt like the finale was a little emotionally stunted when it came to tine/sarawat. i just wanted a big YES, I CHOOSE YOU moment, and tine's reappearance and the bracelet scene just didn't do it for me. you know what would have, though? a kiss. or a hug, or holding hands, or something sweet

okay, my friends! here is my opinion on the 2gether finale first, and then i’m gonna address what i personally hold of the more negative response the fandom has shown. i generally thought the finale had... a solid ending. i went into it with absolutely no expectations apart from sarawat’s song and a happy ending, because i knew it would be messy and not as good as ep 4 or 9 etc, considering the sheer amount of open storylines that were left to be resolved in one episode. i knew it would polarise the fandom--but i personally thought the ending was fine! a bit cliche, a bit rushed, but it was okay and it was a good enough ending for me to put 2gether behind me, the first season at least. the bracelet scenes and shots were amazing, the song was incredible (although i wish they would have had sarawat sing a bit more), the conversation pam and tine had was solid as well! there were a lot of things i liked about the finale and bright and win killed their solo acting as always. however, there are some things i wanna get into more detail about that i feel could have been done better, not only as a finale but as a show itself.

time allocated for the storylines. or: plotlines in general. this has been my bone to pick ever since episode 10. not gonna lie, this wasn’t good, especially from ep 10 onwards. there were so many storylines and plotlines that were dragged out further than necessary, and so many plotlines that should have started earlier. best example for this is mil and phukong, the mil redemption storyline should have started in ep 10 and should have had him be sincere for once, and the mil/phukong storyline should have actually made sense from the beginning and started in ep 11 at the latest. the mantype storyline should have also started a bit earlier than that and given us an explanation as to why type was crying at the retreat. however, mantype did pull it off!

writing! this ties in with the first point. the writing felt a bit inconsistent in the last two episodes and it’s a pity, really, that this is one of the downfalls :/ all the actors in this series, from the mains (bright, win, mike, toptap, frank, drake) to the side characters (gunsmile, love, gigie, film, etc.) are such good actors and it’s unfortunate that the last three episodes were a bit :// in terms of writing and plotlines. they all did the best they could with what was written and that... yeah.

conflict. this has to do with the first two points. the finale felt rushed. that’s something that i don’t think anyone really can argue? and i expected that, so i wasn’t too disappointed by it or anything. obviously it would have felt rushed considering the fact that they had to wrap up 3 or 4 episodes’ worth of storylines in one episode, which was a blunder on the writers’ part. the conflict fell flat, then. if they had had pam come in earlier and had tine and sarawat spend more time away from each other, we would have gotten an explosive reaction. i really do think that after they got together for real, the writers struggled to find conflict to keep the story going, jumping from tine’s insecurities to mil to pam for no reason whatever. i think it would have been much better done if we had mil as an antagonist wrapped up and on the road to redemption in ep 10 and had pam come in there, with tine’s insecurities as a b plot. i feel that would have been a bit more gripping. but, hey, guess that’s just me!

order of filming. this has to do with people saying that brightwin’s chemistry was off in the finale. i don’t think it was off, per se, but it was definitely lacking when we compare it to their chemistry in ep 4 or 9 or 10, y’know? that’s because i believe the finale was filmed earlier, when bright and win were still getting to know each other and figuring out how well they could improv. and they can improv, from what we’ve seen! so there really is nothing i can say apart from the fact that it’s a bit disappointing that they decided to film such a pivotal scene at the beginning. if it had been filmed in the end, it would have definitely been better!

flashbacks. the finale needed all the time it was gonna get, and i am disappointed by the amount of flashbacks they used, honestly. i would have cut down on the number of sarawatine flashbacks and used them sparingly when they reunited, because that just... makes sense and evokes emotion in the viewer, you know? the only flashbacks that served well were type’s view of everything and phukong and mil, because they were new. it just... felt a bit inauthentic.

pam. or: the girls in general. there is nothing i can do here but SCREAM. pam should have come in way earlier and replaced mil as the centre point of conflict for ep 11 and 12 to have been as good as the rest of the show, or ep 4 and 9 at least. her character fell so flat and the conflict she brought with her fell so flat as well, honestly. the girls should have been done better--more of earn and sarawat! more of pear! they could have tied into the plot effortlessly!

mil and phukong x mil. yeah this is a... whole ass bulletpoint, unfortunately. call me a clown all you want for expecting him to have at least a half assed redemption arc in the finale but goddamn was that... not good. really bitter over the fact phukong was straight up okay with being a “replacement” for tine even though... that doesn’t even make sense. i just... yeah, this wasn’t good. i feel super bad for frank and drake because they deserve a well written show or at the very least a well written storyline for all of their chemistry and work they put in, considering the fact that they are so so young. i could go on about a good mil arc for ages but i just... yeah i’m writing a fic, so y’all will see.

the reunion. this stems from the flat conflict and the rushed-ness of it all, but yeah. it wasn’t particularly hard-hitting, but i still enjoyed it because it’s sarawat and tine. this has to do with when they filmed as well, and just... because the angst didn’t start early enough for it to hit home. and i really do wish we’d had a scene after that with the both of them, alone. a lot of their things happen with a lot of people around them... and nah.

one year later. bro. bro. bro. the music club thing was cute! but i would have just... loved to see them alone, y’know? a scene of them being alone and intimate, just sitting next to each other on the couch or at a football game or sarawat continuing bringing the cheerleaders snacks, even a year later. them going to another concert. anything where they were just... alone. i wanted to see them together! we got that with mantype and we even got that fucking... scene on the roof where mil and phukong were just fuckin around? yeah? i would have loved to see that with sarawat and tine so much. (also btw pretty sure the rooftop scenes with mil and phukong is also where drake and frank took this photo and it made me so happy dhsndh like... the shot where mil took his hand off phukong’s eyes? i called it immediately and my partner was like ???)

intimacy. chemistry. the biggest thing everyone is talking about. now comes the part that y’all all wanted to know if you’ve been reading this far lmfao, my take on the fact that was no kiss in the finale! and my take is... i expected there to be no kiss in the finale somewhere deep within, and honestly i’m fine with not having a kiss. my only problems with all of this are first of all, that we didn’t get a proper kiss in the entire series and had sarawat kissing tine one-sidedly. secondly, i would have loved verbal intimacy as well! an i love you, or y’know, some hand holding, anything! this is also due to the fact that i believe the series was filmed relatively early on. i just wish... again, that they would have been alone one year later and we could have just seen them being domestic, as we have already seen them!

so those are some of my thoughts on the finale. considering the fandom’s response... i can see why people are upset or disappointed but i don’t think it’s, like, that justified to throw the whole show away as well. yeah, the ending wasn’t perfect, but if you’ve enjoyed the show as a whole... maybe it’s okay, y’know? like, personally, i don’t think i’m ever going to rewatch the finale. but i do love the earlier episodes and i am gonna watch them back at some point, probably! it’s all well and good and valid to criticise the lack of intimacy and kissing in the finale i guess, but if you’re a straight girl then maybe... watch your words. 2gether has portrayed a wonderful love story between two men and to see straight people throw it away as “bromance” or say it’s the “straightest bl of all time” or whatever because of the lack of kisses is kind of hurtful. i am completely open to discussing this with lgbt people, mlm specifically, and you can come talk to me about your thoughts if you’re a straight woman as well. all i’m asking for is that you maybe show a little bit of empathy and respect, y’know? i also do think 2gether peaked around episode 9/10 and i’m fine with that! it gave me so much more than characters and relationships--it gave me the fandom and everyone here and words cannot express how grateful i am for all of you. maybe the last few episodes were poorly written and the finale wasn’t everything y’all hoped for... but i did and do love this show. i cannot wait to see where brightwin go next.

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Hxnsjsndbbdbdbdkddb. I just let out a squeal that made my bf look at me like i was crazy (i am a little bit!) For the prompt, can it be Erin's first royal ball/party? Mainly maxwell x erin centric but featuring the whole cgw crew too? The rating is up to you guys? THANK YOU TIMES INFINITY. Also no rush, just when you can! Ty ty tyyyyyyy!! - Previous anon that ask for the prompt 😭🙏🙏🤗🤗🤗🤗

You are too freaking cute! Here you go! I hope you love it, it’s a mess and a half but I was excited to get it out, lol.

Erin sat in the middle of the Ramsford boutique, pouting...if we're being honest. 

"I had these brought in, they should fit perfectly over your bump babe."

She glared at the back of Maxwell's head, mocking his speech about the formal dresses he had picked out for her to choose from. It was to be her first royal event, at his insistence, and she was fat and cranky and had no interest in attending whatsoever.

The Winter Gala, in fricken Lythikos...I'm from FLORIDA. I'm going to freeze. I'm going to be fat and frozen. I want to be like Elsa and let it go, and by it I mean Max and by go I mean BY HIMSELF. She rolled her eyes, groaning and causing Max to turn to look at her, eyebrow quirked.

"No"

"No what, Max?" She huffed.

"You're not getting out of going. You always do this, you've avoided them for almost an entire year now. I'm tired of fighting Adelaide off by myself." He was gesturing wildly with his hands, pretty sure he was fighting a losing battle but hoping for the best.

"Don't fight her off then."

His eyes widened. "Have you lost your mind?"

She shrugged. "Don't turn em' down, turn em' over." She giggled, his face a mix of exasperation and disgust.

"You looove me!" She taunted, blowing him a kiss before standing, waddling over to the dresses to see which ones he had found.

"I do, but you're being annoying this morning." He laughed, leaning over to kiss her on top of the head. 

"I like this one best" she picked up a navy blue flowing gown with long sleeves, it had a light grey fur wrap with silver running through it hanging on the hanger also. 

Max smiled, taking the dress from her and lacing his fingers with hers.

"You'll look beautiful!" 

•••••••••••••

"You think they're actually coming this time?" Gen asked, sipping her Lythikos nog.

"10 bucks says she convinces him to just stay home." Alicia offered, tossing the rest of her nog back. 

"I don't know, Max was pretty determined they were going to be here." Anitah added, shrugging.

"You know she'll eventually give in to him, it's why they work so well. It's always a joint effort." Pam smiled, watching her husband across the ballroom talking to the other guys.

Just then they saw people starting to turn towards the entrance, seeing Maxwell and Erin enter. He saw them and waved, making his way over to them with her hand firmly wrapped in his. 

"Hey guys! We made it!" He beamed, squeezing Erin's hand as she smiled up at him. 

"Glad I didn't bet money on that." Gen snickered as Alicia rolled her eyes, handing her a 10 out of her clutch. 

"Glad you guys made it, Erin that dress is beautiful! And look at that bump, oh I miss it already!" Pam gushed, her and Anitah placing a hand on either side at the same time. 

"She said it's too cold here for her too!" Erin laughed, smiling down at her friends trying to convince the baby to kick. 

"I'm surprised you aren't bundled up more, don't you hate the cold?" Alicia asked, laughing at the expression on Erin's face.

"I literally fucking hate it." She whispered, "but look" she hiked her dress up to reveal grey, fleece lined leggings and fuzzy socks sticking out of her flats. Lowering her dress back down to cover everything, she laughed with the girls.

"You knew I wasn't going to come out here and completely freeze!" She looked up, eyes catching Maxwell's as he frantically motioned with his eyes at an older blonde woman standing precariously close and holding a martini.

"Adelaide wastes no time I see." Anitah rolled her eyes.

"She's just like her daughter...easy!" Gen added as the girls all laughed before Erin made her way over to where Max was.

His eyes lit up, silently thanking her for coming to his rescue. 

"Oh Adelaide, I'd like you to meet my.."

"Erin" she cut him off, holding a hand out to Adelaide as she politely took her hand. "A pleasure to meet you Duchess, I've heard so much about you." She grinned, ignoring Maxwell's panicked expression. 

"Oh really? Well have you heard all the rumors about Mr. Beaumont here? They say he's a very...gifted young man." Adelaide smirked, leaning closer to Maxwell.

Erin held her hands up about a foot apart, shaking her head. "Oh yeah, I've heard! I bet this one here could give the ride of your life!"

Max stood with a deadpan expression staring at Erin, wondering how the hell he got into this predicament, and better yet how he was going to get out of it.

•••••••••••••

"Erin just offered Beaumont up on a platter to the Duchess of thirst." Leo laughed, Liam spitting his drink and coughing as Rashad clapped him on the back.

"Are you serious?" Drake asked, still laughing. "I guess that's what he gets for making her come to this. Especially pregnant."

The guys all shook their heads agreeing, watching with wide eyes at the spectacle happening across the ballroom.

•••••••••••••

"I'm sure his wife doesn't appreciate such a beautiful specimen of a man. I could show him such a good time!" Adelaide dragged on as Max and Erin locked eyes, she threw him a wink and a smirk and he could only hope this didn't get crazy.

"I think his wife appreciates what an animal he is, very statuesque...Adonis himself should be jealous...hung like a horse...and that mouth." She fanned herself, "don't get me started!"

"Oh, you have been with the young Beaumont then?" Adelaide quirked an eyebrow at Maxwell, looking between him and his wife.

"Oh, over a hundred times. Sometimes five, six times a day!" Erin added some jazz hands for pizzazz. 

"And what of his wife? I didn't think she would be so open to...traditional Cordonian marriage arrangements, given that she's from the states." Saying that last part with a hint of disgust, she let her eyes roam over Erin as she waited.

The tip of Erin's tongue ran along the edge of her teeth, a calming mechanism Max had seen many times, although tonight it was particularly exciting. Something about how she was giving Adelaide back as good as she got.

"This is actually his baby I'm carrying" Erin smiled sweetly, placing her hand protectively over her bump. 

Adelaide scoffed, "What a joke his wife must really be then." She reached a hand out to touch her bump but before she could Erin's top lip quirked up at the corner, showing some teeth, and she let out a growl.

"Actually…I'm his wife. Lady Erin Beaumont, nice to meet you." She spoke through gritted teeth. "You're right about one thing, I don't really care much for the traditional Cordonian marriage" she did air quotes.

"Well then why are you here dear, surely you didn't want to hear what we were saying?" Adelaide laughed, looking to Maxwell for backup as he drew his eyebrows in looking at her like she was crazy.

"I'm here...Dear...because I'm saving my husband from the crazy cougar in the room. By the way, I bite." She leaned towards her snapping her teeth together before Maxwell grabbed her around the wrist, pulling her quickly towards the bathroom. 

•••••••••••••

"And... there they go. Well at least they showed up this time!" Gen said, shrugging her shoulders.

"Honestly are we sure she's only having one baby? She's got to have like triplets in there at this point. That's all they do anymore." Alicia laughed.

"Oh like YOU'RE one to talk!" Anitah and Pam said in unison, all of them falling into a fit of laughter.

Olivia walked up, bringing the girls each another steaming mug of nog. "Could you four have found anyone else to match Maxwell and his ridiculous self any better?" She questioned, red lips turned down in the corners as she rolled her eyes, watching them bolt into the bathroom. 

Pam and Alicia wordlessly high fived each other.

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