#BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK

[kalonshideout]

Tried to use the runner carpets for the first time today. It's curved, angled, not straight, not even trying to be straight, just CURVED. I thought I was crazy and spent a solid hour trying to measure it.

[allthegothihopgirls]

batfam monopoly except damian doesn't understand what's so funny about buying properties, and dick gets weirdly possessive over piccadilly. tim's the best worst banker ever and keeps sneaking dick extra money so he can afford mayfair when he lands on it, and ruin jason's entire night

[dominate-ashley]

[rainbowgaez]

one thing about being a trans woman in a male dominated space is that before you start transitioning (and early into it), you will just be off-putting to other men. it sucks, but in my experience that just made it easier to avoid people i probably wouldn't have gotten along with anyway.

however, after you hit a certain threshold in transition and performative presentation, you become fly tape for the most desperate kind of weird guys imaginable. you might think this is an improvement. it's better to be liked than shunned and cold-shouldered—and it's hard to argue with that—but the thing about these weird dudes is that they are often not very perceptive, introspective or self-aware, and that complicates an already complicated situation.

you see, they are parched. for weeks, months, years, they've been searching for a pretty girl who they believe is as verifiably skilled and knowledgeable as they think they are. and after suffering through the sweltering sausage desert that is their hobby or interest, they've stumbled upon an oasis. they become infatuated, assured their journey has come to an end so long as they can flatter and impress their way into your heart, something they're woefully confident in their ability to achieve usually. their narrow view of reason is eclipsed because something girl shaped is the perfect size to obscure it.

this is something that pretty much any femme presenting person has probably had to deal with at some point, but as a trans woman it has placed me in this really awkward spot multiple times. most of the time it comes down to two questions:

do they know, and are they going to be weird about it?

i know, ideally, it wouldn't matter, and hopefully i can just turn down their advances and they'll take a hint and fuck off. but that's just the ideal scenario, and like i said earlier, these guys aren't good at picking up hints.

so if they persist, it's like. what do i do? do i tell them in hopes they'll lose interest? that's just one possibility out of several that come from doing that. earlier when i asked "are they going to be weird about it," it's important to mention "weird" means more than one thing in this context. are they suddenly going to start acting angry and violent toward me as if my personal existence is an attempt to deceive them? are they going to become more interested and thereby even harder to make go away? did they somehow already know and that's why they were interested in the first place?

all questions i never want to have to ask nor do i want answered but things i feel i have to occupy myself with to make sure i don't end up in an even worse situation

[myfandomrealitea]

why are you harassing people, little bro? The main proship rule is not to harass other people. You're not a proship, you're a damn fucking anti

Want to feel alive?Enjoy flirting with danger?Love the taste of thrill and risk?Willing to walk on the wild side?Argue with an unhinged BTS fan about how other groups are successful completely independently of BTS today!#myfandomrealitea#sephiroth speaks#fandom#proship#reality#proshipping#discourse#new hobby unlocked#i've held venomous animals and been in less danger

[deathinfeathers]

But yeah, regardless of your gender and orientation—if you get with her, you are gay.

[propertyofkylar]

Imagine if Kylar had a bigger dick than Whitney

one time i forgor to set dick sizes when setting up my save and in my first encounter with whitney he revealed a micropenis and i fucking died laughing

i do give both of them the biggest size though. and it would be so fucking funny if kylar was bigger and neither of them knew. kylar secretly slinging the biggest cock in town and no one knows

defiant pc would def tease whitney about it if they knew though. please it would lead to a literal dick measuring contest

[chaoticevilspacewitch]

Sticking body gems on your tits with the same glue you use to build wargaming miniatures is some serious trans girl energy.

[lickithrice]

I’m loud and opinionated cause my dick big.

[grimalkinmessor]

Bringing "Woman up" back into my vocabulary because it's started to piss people off again :)

[sysmedsaresexist]

HAHA, yeah, we love being better than people that struggle with their mental illness, it's so funny when their dissociative symptoms are worse than mine

@problemaddtic I admire the way you use your experiences to dunk on sysmeds rather than help others (UwU 🌸)

it's pretty sad when the biggest sysmed in syscourse cares more about endos than you seem to

You realize there are many systems, of all types, that struggle with internal communication, right? Is your dick so big you can't see your own community's posts?

How is this blog making me more pro endo, like friendos, you deserve better than this, come here, psspsspss, I'll make you tea and you can tell me how and where you're struggling and maybe I can point you toward some resources that might help

[allthegothihopgirls]

thinking about how harry osborn was the biggest inspiration for roy harper circa snowbirds don't fly. what did they see in that man.

[fightwing]

out of all the fab fiv.e age retcons i think it needs to be said the galaxy brained order of age is: roy, donna, wally, garth, dick

[turnedpalefromlackofsun]

Oh maaaaan now my brain is rotted with the jc siscon idea

[error0mindunretrievable-blog]

K I L L M3

I felt fancy and cold maybe death is in the air

[thxnks4themrms]

sometimes I wish I had a dick