#BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK

[kalonshideout]

Tried to use the runner carpets for the first time today. It's curved, angled, not straight, not even trying to be straight, just CURVED. I thought I was crazy and spent a solid hour trying to measure it.

[dominate-ashley]

[allthegothihopgirls]

batfam monopoly except damian doesn't understand what's so funny about buying properties, and dick gets weirdly possessive over piccadilly. tim's the best worst banker ever and keeps sneaking dick extra money so he can afford mayfair when he lands on it, and ruin jason's entire night

[rainbowgaez]

one thing about being a trans woman in a male dominated space is that before you start transitioning (and early into it), you will just be off-putting to other men. it sucks, but in my experience that just made it easier to avoid people i probably wouldn't have gotten along with anyway.

however, after you hit a certain threshold in transition and performative presentation, you become fly tape for the most desperate kind of weird guys imaginable. you might think this is an improvement. it's better to be liked than shunned and cold-shouldered—and it's hard to argue with that—but the thing about these weird dudes is that they are often not very perceptive, introspective or self-aware, and that complicates an already complicated situation.

you see, they are parched. for weeks, months, years, they've been searching for a pretty girl who they believe is as verifiably skilled and knowledgeable as they think they are. and after suffering through the sweltering sausage desert that is their hobby or interest, they've stumbled upon an oasis. they become infatuated, assured their journey has come to an end so long as they can flatter and impress their way into your heart, something they're woefully confident in their ability to achieve usually. their narrow view of reason is eclipsed because something girl shaped is the perfect size to obscure it.

this is something that pretty much any femme presenting person has probably had to deal with at some point, but as a trans woman it has placed me in this really awkward spot multiple times. most of the time it comes down to two questions:

do they know, and are they going to be weird about it?

i know, ideally, it wouldn't matter, and hopefully i can just turn down their advances and they'll take a hint and fuck off. but that's just the ideal scenario, and like i said earlier, these guys aren't good at picking up hints.

so if they persist, it's like. what do i do? do i tell them in hopes they'll lose interest? that's just one possibility out of several that come from doing that. earlier when i asked "are they going to be weird about it," it's important to mention "weird" means more than one thing in this context. are they suddenly going to start acting angry and violent toward me as if my personal existence is an attempt to deceive them? are they going to become more interested and thereby even harder to make go away? did they somehow already know and that's why they were interested in the first place?

all questions i never want to have to ask nor do i want answered but things i feel i have to occupy myself with to make sure i don't end up in an even worse situation

[nyan-bynary]

you'll forever be a cringey immature straight girl no matter if you call yourself a he or a xim or a identify as a table leg, no matter how many bone-eroding cross-sex hormones you take or whether you amputate or boobs or not. biologicallly you will always be a female heterosexual since that's what you were born as. neuroscience proves that heteros aka opposite-sex attracted people have distinct brain phenotypes from gay people, regardless of if they identify as trans or not. heterosexual aka male-attracted 'transmen' have the same brain chemistry as any normie het woman, proving both that sexuality is only determined by sex and that transness isn't innate the way homosexuality is. you can larp as whatever, call neuroscience and basic knowledge on sexuality 'stinky doo doo opinions' like a petulant child who just realized santa isn't real. the only thing you're doing is embarrassing yourselves in front of anyone with the slightest cerebral functionality because you're mad we're calling out your gay-fetishizing homophobic anti-scientific bs for what it is unlike the tras who pretend to see you as 'gay' 'men' because they feel sorry for your mentally ill ass and your internalized misogyny. sure you het women will never be in an equal relationship with a male because straight men see you as throwaway sex toys and free domestic servants but this isn't an excuse for you to fetishize gay men and pretend to be them, certainly not an excuse to expect them to go along with the charade and put up with you het weirdos preying on them. het males aren't dumb when it comes to manipulating women for easy p*ssy which is why they're already on grindr with your het ass, pretending to be QWeEr and non-binary to get that mentally ill gullible cooch. no actual gay male will look at you and have any other emotion aside from anger and pitiful laughter. even if you 'pass' completely, they'll be disgusted after learning you have female genitalia and lose any attraction they may have had because het sex is abnormal and undesirable to gay people, not falling for and not wanting to fuck the opposite sex is the literal essence of our sexuality which you are diametrically opposed to. you'll just rub your nub away to yaoi like any other fujo who is either an ugly woman or understandably disillusioned with men but the only outcome is that you'll be a bitter p0rn sick lonely coomer just like those crusty basement-dwelling straight men who can't get laid. the worst part is that nearly any het woman like you can get laid, that's no achievement, het men will even pretend to be bi or gay to use you as a fleshlight but no gay male will ever want your musty homophobic vag, they want none at all and deep down you know it. that you'll never be loved and wanted by a gay man, that you'll never be seen as gay or male by anyone. you'll never know the ultimate compatibility and sublime equality that only exists in same-sex love. and now that you've ruined your straight woman privilege, only the most abusive and weird straight men will go after you, whose only purpose is to take advantage of you. what a sad existence, foaming at the mouth at gay people for standing up for ourselves when you fake progressive breeders try to brainwash your fellow homophobes into your heteronormative bioessentialist homophobia, insisting gay people could be bisexually attracted as long as you wear 'boy clothes' and cut your hair off. congrats on alienating the very people you pretend to be, most of us were 'trans allies' just a few years ago before you went full crackhead and started pretending sexuality is based on a made-up gender not biological sex. enjoy withering away in your early menopause knowing no gay person will ever love or desire you, knowing you'll never be us and should be grateful since you couldn’t stand a day of real oppression. choke on as much d*ck as you'd like, it only proves what a wanton female hetero you are and that straight males would stick their d*ck in anyone female

Bro I'm not reading allat and you can try again when you're not so much of a coward little pussy to say the word DICK with your whole chest! die <3

[myfandomrealitea]

why are you harassing people, little bro? The main proship rule is not to harass other people. You're not a proship, you're a damn fucking anti

Want to feel alive?Enjoy flirting with danger?Love the taste of thrill and risk?Willing to walk on the wild side?Argue with an unhinged BTS fan about how other groups are successful completely independently of BTS today!#myfandomrealitea#sephiroth speaks#fandom#proship#reality#proshipping#discourse#new hobby unlocked#i've held venomous animals and been in less danger

[deathinfeathers]

But yeah, regardless of your gender and orientation—if you get with her, you are gay.

[propertyofkylar]

Imagine if Kylar had a bigger dick than Whitney

one time i forgor to set dick sizes when setting up my save and in my first encounter with whitney he revealed a micropenis and i fucking died laughing

i do give both of them the biggest size though. and it would be so fucking funny if kylar was bigger and neither of them knew. kylar secretly slinging the biggest cock in town and no one knows

defiant pc would def tease whitney about it if they knew though. please it would lead to a literal dick measuring contest

[chaoticevilspacewitch]

Sticking body gems on your tits with the same glue you use to build wargaming miniatures is some serious trans girl energy.

[lickithrice]

I’m loud and opinionated cause my dick big.

[grimalkinmessor]

Bringing "Woman up" back into my vocabulary because it's started to piss people off again :)

[sysmedsaresexist]

HAHA, yeah, we love being better than people that struggle with their mental illness, it's so funny when their dissociative symptoms are worse than mine

@problemaddtic I admire the way you use your experiences to dunk on sysmeds rather than help others (UwU 🌸)

it's pretty sad when the biggest sysmed in syscourse cares more about endos than you seem to

You realize there are many systems, of all types, that struggle with internal communication, right? Is your dick so big you can't see your own community's posts?

How is this blog making me more pro endo, like friendos, you deserve better than this, come here, psspsspss, I'll make you tea and you can tell me how and where you're struggling and maybe I can point you toward some resources that might help

[allthegothihopgirls]

thinking about how harry osborn was the biggest inspiration for roy harper circa snowbirds don't fly. what did they see in that man.

[fightwing]

out of all the fab fiv.e age retcons i think it needs to be said the galaxy brained order of age is: roy, donna, wally, garth, dick

[turnedpalefromlackofsun]

Oh maaaaan now my brain is rotted with the jc siscon idea

[error0mindunretrievable-blog]

K I L L M3

I felt fancy and cold maybe death is in the air