#BIG sigh

[brown-little-robin]

I think I'm in the "conscious incompetence" stage of being a social animal in the real world and it sucks so majorly. bro what do you do after you realize you're bad at socializing and then in-person interaction gets harder because you know you're failing at it now.

[bbyxdarlinnn]

i just wanna hear him moan my name and call me his good girl 😔

[thedevilsfamiliar]

I’m actually so disappointed in myself

I was scrolling through this Facebook group I’m in and one of the memes stands out. I stare at it, I’m not even reading the funny words. I recognize it, deep in my soul.

Immediately, I scour the web (I go to internet archives) and look up what I believe to be the true origins— I look up “Unus Annus”. Episode 2: Cooking with Sex Toys.

And… it’s there.

Everything within me settles. I knew I’d recognize it. I knew it. It’s Ethan making eggs with a vibrator.

[queerstudiesnatural]

[ozziyo]

relax bro ain't nobody takin it from u

[jetblackfeeling]

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[hubba1892]

"I will never forget you. All of you. And I will miss you like hell."

[gunsatthaphan]

#attaboy.

[linkyychan]

Trying to cope in here

[robottheodorlasso]

*Pines, yearns, repeat*

[paulsihaya]

[gummywormsandkitkats]

ᴬⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵃ ᵗᵃˢᵗᵉˀ (๑-﹏-๑)

[screamting]

For a few days now I've just occasionally rotated in my head that... it probably wasn't Thomas' first mugging? It's Gotham. He's lived there his whole life. He enjoys walking places when the weather's nice. It's probably happened a few times.

One time Thomas got mugged on his way to morning classes, so the guy say "give me your money," and Thomas, sleep deprived and not paying attention, said, 'Sorry, I'm sort of in a hurry," and kept walking. He only realized what had happened when a friend he'd been meeting up with said how crazy Thomas was. It turned into a party story.

Of course it's a little scary to be mugged, but you know, there's ways you can be safer. Don't put up a fight. Have a cash clip instead of handing over your wallet full of IDs; always toss it a bit away so they don't have an excuse to come nearer. Keep some spare cash somewhere else in case you need to take the bus home or make a call, but never carry significantly more money than you're going to use.

After dinner, three movie tickets, three drinks and two popcorns, he has $37 in tens and ones in his money clip.

Thomas tosses the money clip to the mugger and start backing up. Ten pieces of paper is not very thick, even in a folded clip, and the mugger quickly puts together it's mostly ones, and that this family that just walked out of a nice theater in nice clothes with a pearl necklace surely has more than that. And he must be desperate. It's Gotham.

Only when the mugger moves for Martha (for her purse) does Thomas push in between them to fight.

He's been mugged before. It's Gotham. He knew how to do everything right.

But that doesn't save you.

[jetblackfeeling]

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[semisolidmind]

Nyello! I am here and might be queer, to remind you that you are important! Eat good, drink lots and don't forget to stretchhhhhh like a cat! Until next time~

thank you egg

im trudging through it rn

[clockwayswrites]

What if I just buckled down tomorrow and wrote the last 2.5-3.5 chapters of City Pigeons...