#BH BEAUTY ROOM

[rosemaryhelenxo]

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[gayalanwake]

YOU CANT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME

Beavis was still crying. He could not understand where Mama had gone, and he could not understand why she had gone. Through his tears, he could see something move. Butt-Head had finally turned his head. It was slight, very slight. But it was enough for their eyes to meet. Comforted by the familiar, Beavis’ wailing turned into hushed sniffles. Butt-Head remained as he was, as still as a baby could possibly be.

“Go on now. Git.” She placed them back down on their blanket right between the couch and the television. She hastily shook a rattle toy above their heads, dropped it, and ambled back to the couch. The toy rolled closest to Butt-Head, who stared at it blankly before he slowly began to reach for it. His fingers locked, he lifted his eyes, then his hand, smacking Beavis in the face with the toy. Comforted by the familiar, Beavis’ sniffles turned into silence, and he began to laugh.

my favoriteee scene from summer 1998 or something by @dappledpaintbrush i think about it so often

[robogirlwomb]

An android girl, meticulously constructed by the conversion mainframes for a very specific purpose.

At least, that's what she's been told. It's only been a few days since her conversion, and she's still been getting used to this new chassis. Her memories of her old human life are still there, in her databanks, just neatly compartmentalized and filed away, there to be accessed if she needs them.

She thinks so, anyway. Those memories feel more and more like a vaguely-remembered dream every day. Everything just feels so happy and fuzzy these days.

It's just so much easier to fall into her new AI Mainframe-directed life, helping to construct the new world that the Roboverlords are converting the planet into.

She sighs happily, looking down at her rounded belly for what must be the thousandth time. Heavy and gravid, much like a human pregnancy, except silly humans didn't have built-in belly support.

Nor, for that matter, could what humans carried be more accurately described as payloads.

Her tummy is transparent, and though the material is at least an inch thick, she lovely blue glow is no less visible through it. A nuclear ball, glowing the beautiful blue-raspberry color of Cherenkov radiation. She giggles, before inhaling deeply through her olfactory receptors. Her CPU does, in fact, register the scent as a tangy blue-raspberry flavor, like candy.

She finds herself giggling again, curling her legs below her, gently carressing her rounded tummy with her synthetic fingertips. It tickles, just a little, and she coos softly, as gentle and protective of what she's carrying as if it were an actual child.

She can almost hear her hard drive clicking as it struggles to keep functioning, keep her thinking amongst the radiation. She didn't mind one bit, though. She really enjoyed being this fuzzy and spacey and dumb and giggly.

As if on cue:

Reactor Unit BH-3627. Commence pleasure-based obedience conditioning and power generation.

The voice of the Overmind, in her head.

BH smiled dumbly as she rose to her feet from her spot sitting on the floor, walking slowly, almost trancelike, with a goofy grin on her face, to her harness. She turned, and almost melted backward into her comfy harness, her legs already spreading to allow access to her synthetic pussy, which was already self-lubricating generously in preparation for her reconditioning.

As her arousal grew, the Geiger counter on the wall of her room began to tick, tick, tick, faster and faster. The blue glow in her tummy began to brighten, strengthening as more power was drawn from her to fuel the facility around her.

BH idly tweaked one nipple, cupped one pendulous breast, as a heavy uranium fuel rod slowly descended into the room, gently carried by a series of robotic arms.

Unit BH-3627 is a good girl.

BH moaned in anticipation as the fuel rod came closer and closer, the tip just gently grazing her labial folds. A soft, needy moan spilled out of her, yet she didn't dare move from her spot.

Her compliance with safety procedures was paramount, after all. That had been one of the first things they'd programmed into her during the post-conversion brainwashing.

With a low hum, the fuel rod began to vibrate, before slowly pushing into her.

Her round belly began to glow a blinding blue, the Geiger counter's clicks beginning to blend together, her brain getting fuzzier and fuzzier-

Unit BH-3627 is a good reactor.

BH moaned as she came around the vibrating fuel rod, her CPU and Hard Drive beginning to sputter, before finally overheating and shutting down. BH began to thrash violently, trapped in the throes of an orgasmic seizure shaking her chassis as the fission process began within her,

before she finally

blacked out

shutting

down

Reactor diagnostic complete. Unit's mental processors experienced expected emergency overload and shutdown. All other systems functioning at optimal levels. Previously noted memory leak of pre-conversion memories continuing, acceptable. All parameters are still within acceptable limits. Fission process: resounding success. Introducing secondary reactor.

BH-3627 slowly came back online from a truly delicious wet dream simulation. She slowly pushed herself to a seated position in her harness. The weight of her belly was as comforting as always. That familar, comforting fuzzy feeling was back, clouding her sensors in that delightful way as she looked around the reactor chamber.

It was then that BH noticed that she was no longer alone.

Another harness had been installed while she slept, right across the room from hers. And there, sitting groggily in it, was another Reactor Unit, just like her, with an identical chassis.

This new Unit was looking at her, through curious, yet half-lidded eyes. Her own belly was round in her lap, a similar Cherenkov-blue glow shining from within.

BH smiled at the new Unit. She dreamily eased herself out of her harness, carefully cradling her tummy with her hands as she seemed to glide across the room, swaying almost drunkenly as she approached the new unit.

“Hello, sweetheart. What's your designation?”

The new Unit blinked repeatedly, as if trying to process the question. “My... my name is... GP-4737...” She blinked again. “W-wait, no, that's not my name, my name is... is...” GP-4737 groaned, placing her palm to her forehead with a clack. “Why is it... it's so hard to think right now...”

BH giggled lightly. “Ooh, fresh off the line, huh?” She leaned in close, smiling warmly at the newly-converted Unit. “Well, don't worry that lil' head of yours, you'll fit in just fine here. I don't remember much from before my time here either.”

GP's eyes widened. “Really?”

“Yeah... I forget a little more every time they power me up. It feels so nice... every time I try to remember back then, my Hard Drive just goes Pop! And I forget what I was even trying to remember.”

GP shivered, despite not being able to feel how cold the room was. “It sounds scary...” She couldn't help thinking she should be more alarmed about that statement, that concept, but she just couldn't bring herself to worry so much about it. Her... brain? Was just so light and fluffy right now.

“Aww, don't you worry, cutie. I'll help you out.”

“You will?!”

“Of course! I'm not gonna leave you in the lurch. Just...” BH smiled, before delicately placing her hand flat on GP's round tummy. “...lie back, and let me help you.”

GP's mint-condition hard drive hummed softly as a low pleasure emanated from BH's touch. GP gasped in delighted surprise, cooing low, her eyes closing as she relished how good this felt.

With a mischievous smile, BH leaned in, planting a kiss on her fellow Reactor Unit's lips. The bot's eyes opened in surprise, before closing once more, leaning into the kiss.

As BH kissed GP harder, she pulled on part of the harness for support, pulling herself closer to GP.

Their bellies touched in the center, and the Geiger counter on the wall immediately went into overdrive, as the nuclear payloads in both of their bellies began to glow even brighter.

It was as if an explosion had gone off in GP's head, tastes and smells and sounds swirling together in a thousand ways as her CPU short-circuited under the pleasurable onslaught. She kissed BH even harder as she began to cum, they both began to cum, over and over again, moaning and screaming even as their synthetic tongues swirled in the middle.

GP was dimly aware that she could smell her Hard Drive burning, overheating, memories of her previous life burning away one after another with every orgasm.

Finally, BH's legs fell limp as her servos failed her, and she fell backward onto the floor. She lay there, staring up at the high ceiling, not truly seeing it, as her scrambled CPU struggled to stay online, her robotic twat twitching, still cumming repeatedly.

GP lay there in her harness, giggling drunkly, still gasping every now and then as she continued to orgasm, her thought process little more than a jumble of glitched static for now.

In the robotic megacity, miles above their heads, the lights shone just a little brighter for the better part of an hour.

[theo-raeken-appreciation]

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN TELL US ABOUT THE CHANGELING AU????

AHHHHH THE CHANGELING AU JUST. I THINK ABOUT IT A LOT (and sadly have done more thinking than writing lollll) but okay--so i do want to address tara. and what her relationship with theo could have been like.

idk what the situation would be. all I know is, is that i read this book, and I don’t know the name, or the author or even what the book was about. It was years ago. But there was this kid and he was a changeling, and he was beautiful. And he met these other changelings and saw they were frightful and scary looking—rotting, almost. And he didn’t understand why he was different, until one changeling told him it was because a changeling is fae, particularly dying fae, and then given to a human family in the hopes that they would survive and become stronger through the exchange. Maybe strong enough to come back to Faerie if they want to. But most changelings don’t make it—the rot kills them.

The reason the changelings are given to the humans is because of—actually, I don’t even remember the reason, I don’t even remember the plot.

but I remember that there was a component of the changelings appearance. the main character was told he wasn’t dying of rot and that the reason be physically was beautiful the way other fae are (bewitching and otherworldly) was “because his human parents loved him.” the other changelings were not loved (human host families were unwanting of the changeling children who were seen as impostors or cuckoos in a nest) and therefore were physically sickly looking—im talking skin hardening to rotting bark, blood slogging to muck, hair falling like decaying leaves, that kind of stuff.

BUT THE REASON I BRING THIS UP- is because the mc’s human host parents didn’t love him at all. They were indifferent- they didn’t want him, they ignored him and made it clear they would have preferred and missed their real child who he was switched with. He was a monster to them.

and there was a scene where he, when he was a baby, placed in the original child’s crib, the human family’s older daughter was in the room. And she knew right away that he was a changeling. And while her parents screamed and grieved and wished to get rid of him, she slid her fingers through the bars of the crib and reached for him—only for him to latch onto her finger with sharp teeth and draw blood. her first action—to reach for him. His first action—biting her, causing pain however inadvertently. She loved him anyways.

and there’s another scene where she said, you are so beautiful, and I am not. And he said, a changeling is only as beautiful as he is loved. Mom and dad didn’t love me. All this is from you. You are so beautiful, and you shared that with me.

i don't know exactly yet, whether or not theo's parents knew he was a changeling. tara certainly did not. but there will be a moment, where theo does find out--and he finds out from the doctors, after tara's death, after her heart rests in his chest--that he is a changeling. and he can never actually truly confront this fact, never really sit back and think about what that means, because he's young and malleable and doesn't even know what a changeling is.

but he spends time with the doctors, he is more involved with the supernatural world than not, and he comes to understand what it means.

and he still cant accept it.

but eventually he has to. after hell, during monroe and her attack on BH and the supernatural community, where theo is going on solo missions looking for his OWN heart, sealed and preserved and hidden by the DD, he has to face it. he has to look at himself in the mirror, and see that he is beautiful and that it was not his parents, but tara that made it so. he was loved. he is loved.

[roamwithahungryheart]

Read an excellent post from @evendumbo about media literacy, rom-communism and the Ted Lasso finale & wanted to add my two cents.

I think in retrospect, the answers given by the cast during promo either ring hollow or seem bittersweet because there seems to have been a split between those who knew what Ted & Rebecca's dynamic was/had the potential to be & those who didn't.

For Brendan Hunt to give conflicting answers in the recent AMA, it shows that there was no cohesive Ted & Rebecca arc this season. They used callbacks and fake-outs that fooled the viewers into thinking they meant something. BH admitted that they 'considered Tedbecca [...] without enthusiasm'. Which seems very odd considering the fact that they'd spent three whole seasons proving how irrevocably intertwined these two characters are. Whether you viewed their relationship as platonic or romantic, it says a lot that the platonic crowd recognized that shippers were fobbed off.

From my own perspective as a screenwriter, I think BH (and perhaps the writer's room as a whole)'s interpretation of romantic relationships on-screen was too black-and-white. It was defined by heat and passion rather than an intimate connection between two people.

The idea that a middle-aged second chance romance has to conform to the same standards as a young couple like Roy & Keeley is where they fumbled the bag. They'd already established Ted & Rebecca's deep connection and their parallel lives. The romantic potential was teased several times, right until the very end.

The show prided itself on its use of rom-communism and the way it effortlessly weaved subtle (and sometimes not so subtle) references to classic rom-coms into the narrative. The episode 'Rainbow' was a love letter to Nora Ephron. It reinforced the idea that Ted & Rebecca's bond shared similarities with Harry & Sally. Friends to lovers is an age-old trope that, when written well, works beautifully. There doesn't have to be sizzling passion or palpable heat every time the characters are in the room together. There just has to be a strong connection. A soft, unspoken thing that's obvious to the viewers through the way the characters communicate (particularly non-verbally).

'In the airport scene they are both struggling with whether or not to say [they love each other]. But they both know instinctively that if they do, it could open a floodgate they’d rather not open.'

They could have gone down the Harry & Sally route. It would have made perfect sense. But in the same vein, their relationship had all the hallmarks of a classic Nancy Meyers marriage - think Steve Martin & Diane Keaton in Father of the Bride. We didn't have to see them kiss on-screen or even sleep together in order to establish a romantic connection (although it would have been a huge victory for the shippers) - Ted & Rebecca have nothing to prove. Everyone already knows.

We could have had a beautiful, soft love story between these two characters, but instead the writers chose to squander that potential because of antiquated ideas of 'social conditioning'. It's greatly disappointing.

You can backtrack on authorial intent, but you can't deny the things that transpired on-screen.

[cartoonsforlife]

Why do I have good dreams every time I'm sick? WTF I don't understand?! 😖

Last night, I dreamed that my fictional crush (Lord Black Hat from the show "Villanos") appeared in my room and approached me very slowly. I was awake and my heart was pounding in my chest. His neutral gaze stared at me in an awkward silence. I was about to ask him what he wanted when he placed his clawed hand on my scalp and forced my head to rest on his massive chest. He told me to shut the fuck up and sleep. He tenderly stroked my hair as I fell into a deep sleep!

I know BH is incapable of loving since he's Evil Incarnate but what do you want, it was a dream! Which certainly was fucking beautiful!! 😭👌💝I will never forget it! Maybe I'll draw this dream one day!

[moonlight-tmd]

Hey I really like your Bumblebee has a beautiful singing voice 😍 now I can think of his teammates catching him sing like that one scene from cuphead and Mugman with cala Maria if you haven't seen i can show you the video lol do you think you can do of how his team react to watching him sing please and I think you're a pretty awesome writer truly one of the best thing I've read

AYY FIRST ASK! WELCOME!

Also thank you, i usually keep my ideas to myself so am glad you wanna know :3

ok so- Team Prime hearing Bee's golden voice!

Sari: The founder of the whole ordeal with Bee singing, she somehow convinced Bee to play a karaoke game with her and that's when the train went off the rails. She'd beg for him to sing her a song, a lil tune or a lullaby to bed, but so far she hasn't succeeded.

Optimus: He actually overheard Bee sing while playing with Sari when doing datawork in his corner. He was kinda impressed with the scout's ability and mentioned it few times in a conversation with said bot. Bee acted odd whenever he mentioned it so he didn't pry.

Ratchet: It's short ball with the old doc, if he ever noticed Bee humming he brushed it off cuz he got more important things to do.

Bulkhead: He once caught Bee singing along to the radio and complimented him, oddly enough Bee never done that again. BH suggested few songs that Bee might like but Bee never sang them. He's just confused why his lil buddy doesn't wanna show off such talent.

Prowl: He actually eavesdropped Bee singing a song in Bee's room and then annoyed him about it the next day, asking him to sing something. [just to get back at all the times Bee annoyed him about his poetry]

and finally, Blitz, cuz this was meant for BlitzBee in the first place and i cannot leave the crazy dancer out of this. [This is the original]

Blitzwing: I was changing the idea a bit and i think he wouldn't know it was Bee singing, he'd just sit and listen, get unintentionally attached and then find out. He would 100% just start dancing while Bee sings 2016 disco songs. He'd totally try to duet him and fail miserably cuz his voice was not calibrated for such thing no matter how hard he tries, sorry blitz.

When they get together later, Bee defo sings him a love song or two whenever they're all alone.

[kookiecrush]

https://www.tumblr.com/kookiecrush/738813151039094784/i-want-water-but-i-have-him-so-you-wont-be

Your subunit que has left me wondering again. Why do they not have one? It's not like they don't want to. They've recorded songs together and have mentioned them many times. So why is it that they are the only pair in BTS who don't have one song as a unit? It's not for the lack of demand either coz even non shippers have been requesting for it. I will never understand the reason behind this. They aren't ever paired as a unit for photoshoots either. If ever they are a part of a unit for photos it always involves atleast one more member, sometimes even 2. On the other jikk are almost always paired together, to the point that even they once joked about always put in the same unit. Now some people argue that photoshoot units are decided according to aesthetic and chemistry and who looks good together. Now am I this biased or do tkk not look like an absolute dream together? Their voices too sound so beautiful together that it's almost a sin that they still don't have a song together.

Why do you think they are so obviously put apart?

I'm not really sure why they've never had a subunit before. I think there could be multiple factors behind why it's never happened, because we know that BH limits the taekook content that we see, but not one subunit since they debuted seems a bit excessive and strange to me.

Of course there's always the argument that taekook themselves were never interested in doing one, but I don't really believe that. Like you said, they've recorded multiple songs together, and they've even mentioned wanting to do a subunit before.

To answer your question about why they're so obviously put apart, anon, I think it's because of their relationship. If you think about it, taekook have always been an extremely popular ship. They look great together, have chemistry in spades, and obviously love spending time with each other. So it makes absolutely no sense at all for BH not to capitalise on their ship. Yet we went from always seeing taekook together to them even having to hide the fact that they were sharing a hotel room.

Now, I actually think it was a somewhat necessary decision for the company to reduce taekook's interactions on camera, I just think they took it too far. The Jungkook and Tae of today are perfectly capable of hiding the majority of their feelings if they want to, but their younger selves definitely didn't seem to find it as easy. They were a lot more obvious and impulsive around each other back then, and I don't think they were mature enough to be discreet about their developing relationship. Which is probably why BH stepped in.

Dont get me wrong, I still get incredibly fustrated at the way the company edits taekook out at times (and I don't think it's even needed anymore). Yes, they could have handled it better. Yes, they went overboard. But I can't resent them for it because it has protected taekook over the years. If their relationship and been exposed back then, they would have both faced an extreme amount of backlash, hate and discrimination. And BTS probably wouldn't even exist today.

[kanmom51]

Memories Masterlist

Memories 2019

Jimin nothing stronger & kookphoria links

What we had in memories 2019 and what we got in memories 2020

Memories 2020

JK & JM’s jacket - the special connection;  

Is JM being naughty? ;

Flirting is not allowed JM ;  

It’s always those two ;  

When they just can’t let go ;  

Totally a bro thing ;  

I love you Jungkook ;  

Memories 2019/20 ;  

You can close you mouth now JK ;  

Jikook just jikooking ;  

They can’t and unwilling to let go ;  

JK’s new drum set ;  

Someone’s in trouble ;  

When Jikook are doing their thing ;  

Once again in sync ;

Just Jimin ;

Just because ;  

JK’s happy ;  

Are words needed? ;

JK scolding JM again? ;  

Jikook ‘not’ flirting in memories 2020 ;  

JK pay attention

Resting together

Memories 2021

Memories 2021 teaser and pre-release content

Memories teaser clip

Inseparable as usual

The Joy

JM bridal carrying JK

Memories 2021 preview cuts

Memories 2021

Photos

There’s something about this photo

Hanging out partners (well partners that flirt with each other, that is)

A little flirtatious interaction

This is the day of the Seoul online concert, right?

Who said dreams don’t come true?

The lifting game

JK licking JM’s hand

JM and JK’s neck - a special relationship (kind of parallel to JK’s with JM’s lips…)

Just the couple in the room having some fun

It was a fun day

Jikook trending once again

Another chapter in the saga of JK and JM’s waist

JM and JK’s chest

Jikook goofing around in the background

Holding hands - a Jikook trademark

Ahm…

Memories is out and we’ll have lots to talk about

Jikook PTD MV

Inseparable

The way they just love to play around

Cuteness

JM’s hair - five coloured pancake

Is it good?

Memories 2021 - just a little recount of what we have so far

I guess it was just one of those days

The familiarity of it

My Universe MV behind

My Universe MV behind - JK and JM’s chin

Just JK sleeping next to JM

THIS

A few more moments

3 J’s

How did we go from JK’s head back on Yoonmin to JK’s chin on JM’s shoulder?

JK trying to avoid standing in the centre (and his compensation prize?)

If it looks like a kiss and it sounds like a kiss

The saga of cut Jikook moments

Times magazine shoot - and Jikook is not fanservice

It’s always those two

So sweet

Save me

Jikook interview?

JK copying JM’s Spring day dance and JM loving it

Goofing around

Amusing themselves

JM and JK during Stay rehearsal and concert

Boxing again

Pretend to be tired

At it again

Just 2 beautiful men in one frame

Just sitting together

JK being cheeky

He’s so adorable

A little moment

We got the lift

Their laughs

Jikook leaving together

The way JK aims for JM’s finger

Why did they censor JK?

A fun conversation?

All those little inconsequential moments

The Rolling stones shoot - reblog

They are simply adorable

JK’s little magic trick

A discussion about feet

JK comforting JM

JK’s battle over JM’s back

Just JM hyping up JK once again

BH editors the secret Jikookers they are - reblog

That hug it needed that edit

We got the mic switch, well after the fact that is

Memories 2021 we ain’t done yet - more little moments

And yet more little moments

I knew it

Online concert soundcheck

JK teasing JM

The JK in his natural habitat

More content even on day 4 after memories came out

What’s JM up to?

Those little things we didn’t notice

Another one of those moments that went unnoticeable

What came first?

A sum up of memories 2021

Holiday memories 2021

It’s all about the choices

[yeonghan-bh]

✷ A DAFFODIL'S PORTRAIT ( dasom / @dasom-bh ) location. mugunhwa estate triggers. tba

the herbal roll hangs from the corner of his mouth as rivers brings the brush up to the canvas, adding a soft brown layer of depth to the shadows showing the delicate curve of her face- mugunghwa’s beloved daughter, kang dasom. as the household brightest and youngest daughter, there was a certain perfection that she never fell short of. it was apparent in the way madam kang emphasized the utmost importance of being able to create something that would capture the entire beauty and essence of dasom.

rivers can see it- the grace and elegance the kangs are supposedly so well known for. from where he sits, rivers can see the tension that grows stronger by the passing second that has inserted into her stiff shoulders and rigid spine from how long she’s had to hold her position. the smile on her lips seems forced underneath the pleasant expression she wears with struggle. a silent chuckle intermingles with the light smoke diffusing from the end of his cigarette as his eyes glance towards the maid that stands in the corner of the room. 

her eyes had been trained on rivers for the past hour now, drooping as time passed quietly with nothing to keep her mind stimulated as she chaperoned the painting session. and as much as rivers enjoys the scenery of seeing kang dasom- ready to snap like a twig from the exhaustion of maintaining a regal pose, it does little to help him capture her truest essence. unfortunately, the money he’s promised for the final commission tastes better than the spice of torture so he calls for a break.

“why don’t you fetch us some tea?” rivers mumbles to the maid in the corner, the low hum of his voice startling her from the sleep tickling her eyes. his words are almost muffled with the way his lips keep of cig, hands busy with the palette and brush as he sets them down on the table beside him. there’s a suspicious gaze cast at him from the maid before she silently walks out the door, leaving rivers and dasom alone. it’s only then when rivers is pulled from the comfort of art that his limbs seem to seize with tension as he’s faced with the sudden window for socialization that has opened.

[reefer-reelz-n-reviews]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

Forgetting Sarah Marshall 2008

Smoking: Half a Jay (I’ve been sick and not smoking so I’m a light weight right now, hahaha)

Surprise surprise. Another one of my favorites. About a guy trying to get over a break up by going on vacation, and then running into his ex with her new boyfriend. I also love that instead of your typical chick flick where it is the girl finding themselves we have Jason Segel.

I’ve always love JS ever since I saw him in How I Met Your Mother. I love that he was able to branch out after the show and get into more things. He definitely makes me laugh! And then you have his lovely Co-Star Kristen Bell. Who plays more of the b!tch, cheats on her man when they’ve been together for 5 ½  years. And not just cheats, but has a whole other relationship. Definitely a roll reversal movie from your typical Girl Power movie! And I think that is why it makes it one of my favorites, that and the ever-gorgeous Mila Kunis is in it. She’s always a plus. Loved her in Black Swan with Natalie Portman!

Anyway….. back to the movie!

KB is coming in to break up with JS and he has just gotten out of the shower. Then PEN!S shot! And sack when he bends over to cry for a moment. Not a part of him that I thought I would ever see. And I must say, CONGRATULATIONS!

Then sits on the fucking leather couch butt ass naked! That must have been so cold! And then he stands up quickly and another d!ck shot. I don’t think I could ever do that on one of those couches. Just imagining it gives me the chills. I’m good. Lol.

Now comes in Bill Hader, Mr. Flint Lockwood himself! Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is another favorite for my husband and me! We love to watch both of them, the puns are amazing! “There’s a leek in the boat!” Pans to a leek vegetable and they all just start screaming. It cracks me up!!

Once again…. Back to the movie

He is with JS at a bar so that he can try to get over KB. He wants to B his L on somebody’s T’s! He is so heart broken over KB cheating on him that he is just trying to fill the void. Now I’m wondering why there was no proposal or anything? But later on, we find out that she was trying to make him happy and it was like he didn’t want to be for some reason. So maybe it is because he didn’t want to be happy that he never proposed. Hmmmmm

JS has series of sex scenes next with different woman and how they all have sex differently and one girl just keeps saying Hi over and over again. He had to ask her to stop. Hahaha. Then she says you can gag me, and by the end of the exchange she is saying do you want to gag me and he says, “Kind of, now.” Hahahahaha.

And his first day back at work. Where he does music for the show that KB is on. He just had to break up with her and then she has to keep seeing her large in front of him. Then he destroys the screen with a music stand. Like wondering, is he drunk still? Maybe extra hung over? It’s so sad but hilarious.

BH defending his wife is the cutest thing, even when he’s saying “I have no qualms with sticking you!” Now JS is talking about how everything reminds him of KB. And BH brings up going on vacation and you have JS deciding to go to Hawaii. I really want to go there one day. It looks so beautiful.

Here is the beautiful MK. If you can’t tell I totally have a crush on her lol! She’s just so pretty!

Time to munch…

I love when JS calls BH and BH is trying to convince him to go back to his room and not follow KB. And you just hear BH yelling over the phone, “Go to the room Pete! Go back to your room! Peter!” Probably one of my more favorite BH moments in the movie. To be able to hear him just yelling is soooo funny.

Then we run into Paul Rudd! Antman! Chuck the surfing instructor. He is arguably not the best instructor. Do less, Do less, Do less. My goodness. “The weather outside is weather.” I quote this so often. Guess he would be a stoner. He sure acts like it.

So, we have all of these series of moments where MK and JS are like on a date, starts at a beach party where a fight breaks out and they leave. End up at a bar and MK sets up JS to sing a song from his Dracula Musical that he wants to be done with puppets. And I really wish it was a real thing. Because I would so own it on DVD.

Now we move on to the second date between MK and JS. They go out on a hike and JS totally underestimated how difficult it was going to be. Why you would ever go on a hike with flip flops on is beyond me. I have terrible feet so there is now way I wouldn’t be wearing tennis shoes with some kind of support. And then they jump off of the cliff into the ocean. I don’t know if I would EVER do that. Like that just seems terrifying. I would probably freak out just like JS does and chicken out part of the way down. And then have to make sure I can get out far enough to not hit rocks down below.

Then JS finally is like I’m going to make this wave my b!tch! Accidentally injures KB’s love interest, Russell Brand, and then he gets coral stuck in his leg. Just after JS found out that KB had been sleeping with him for a whole year before she broke up with him. Obviously as anyone would be, poor JS was very hurt to find out this information.

Now the very awkward double date that is about to happen. JS is out with MK and KB with RB. They share a table together and it is super awkward. KB bought a shirt for RB and he is wearing it. He hates it and ends up spilling cranberry juice all over it to make him not have to wear it every again. After he finishes seeing an older man walking by showing that they have the same shirt on. It is a very tense date where the girls made power moves.

One of my favorite parts to quote in this movie is when KB and RB are fighting and she does a fake British accent saying, “Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.” And I will say it just like she does, tone and everything.

Ugh, what I ate gave me heart burn. Boo.

Then you have KB freshly broken up with RB, and she tries to get JS to sleep with her. He had finally gotten over her by being with MK. Then JS isn’t able to perform and realizes that he is officially over her and doesn’t want anything else to do with her. Leaves before even getting started. Saying that his cock doesn’t want to be around her anymore and that she is the devil. What a big moment for him. He realized that he doesn’t want to still be with this woman who he didn’t realize that they weren’t right for each other.

Then right away he goes to tell MK that he doesn’t want to lie her and then tells her what happens. Having that kind of honesty is amazing. Though some of it didn’t happen. He stated she got naked, but in fact she never did. Talk about continuity error. LOL! I love finding those. Like, that cup had less liquid in it before….

Now heart broken because MK didn’t want to put up with what he did. He goes to the bar where a topless photo of MK is. He rips it off of the wall, gets hit in the face multiple times just to get the picture back for her. Talk about an Act of Love.

Going back home from his vacation, he starts to work full time on his Dracula Musical. He ends up trying to write songs for it and decides to start singing about needing to go see a psychiatrist. He is hurt over MK. Understandable so. He had finally gotten over his ex and was wanting to be with her. Just to have her break his heart. But then he realizes that he needs to take better care of himself and he starts doing amazing things.

He sends MK the invite to his show in the hopes that she will come and see him. After all, she was the one who helped him realize that it was good and that he needed to keep working on it. Boy, does he rock it! I really wish I could see the full production. He has BH play Van Helsing. He gets way into it. It’s kind of nice to see. Because he doesn’t just feel that the musical is good and supporting his step brother. But he really gets into the roll and performs his heart out.

Of course, in the end, MK showed up to the opening and they what seems like get back together. It’s wonderful to see.

That’s it for Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Thanks for stopping by!

-RRR

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A Guide to Selecting the Perfect Floor Lamp: From Habitat to Tesco

Floor lamps are not only practical lighting solutions but also pivotal design elements that can transform the ambiance of any space. Brands like Habitat, Next, and Marks & Spencer (M&S) have curated lines of floor lamps that cater to a variety of tastes and functions, reflecting their unique brand philosophies and design aesthetics.

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The Radiance of Style: Navigating the World of Chic Floor Lamps from Habitat, Next, and Marks & Spencer

When it comes to enhancing the ambiance of a room, the strategic placement of a floor lamp can transform an ordinary space into a stylish sanctuary. Habitat, Next, and Marks & Spencer (M&S) lead the market with their exceptional range of floor lamps, each brand bringing its unique flair and design ethos to the table, making them top choices for interior enthusiasts.

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A Comparison of Floor Lamps from Tesco, DFS, Next, M&S, Habitat, and John Lewis

Lighting plays a pivotal role in setting the ambiance of a space. Among the myriad lighting options available, floor lamps stand out for their versatility, adding both functionality and aesthetic appeal to any room. Among the plethora of choices, household names like Tesco, DFS, Next, M&S, Habitat, and John Lewis offer an array of floor lamps to suit diverse tastes and preferences. Let's delve into the characteristics of each brand's floor lamps to help you make an informed decision for your home.

Tesco: Budget-Friendly Brilliance

Tesco, known for its affordability and accessibility, offers a range of floor lamps that cater to budget-conscious consumers. While their selection may not boast extravagant designs, Tesco floor lamps prioritize functionality and practicality. Expect simple yet sleek designs, often featuring adjustable heads or dimmable options. Perfect for those seeking functional lighting solutions without breaking the bank.

DFS: Style and Substance

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Next: Trendsetting Elegance

Next is synonymous with staying ahead of trends, and their floor lamps are no exception. Combining modern design elements with timeless appeal, Next floor lamps effortlessly complement a variety of interior styles. From minimalist designs to bold, artistic pieces, Next offers floor lamps that serve as both functional lighting fixtures and striking decor accents. Expect quality materials and innovative features that make a lasting impression.

M&S: Classic Charm

Marks & Spencer, known for its classic British aesthetic, offers a selection of floor lamps that exude understated elegance. M&S floor lamps often feature traditional designs with a contemporary twist, making them versatile additions to any home. Whether you prefer a vintage-inspired look or a more modern aesthetic, M&S has floor lamps that blend seamlessly with different decor styles. Expect durable construction and timeless appeal.

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John Lewis: Timeless Quality

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In conclusion, when it comes to selecting a floor lamp for your home, Tesco, DFS, Next, M&S, Habitat, and John Lewis each offer distinct options to suit different preferences and budgets. Whether you prioritize affordability, style, or durability, there's a floor lamp out there to illuminate your space in style. Choose wisely, and let your lighting choice illuminate not just your room, but your personality and taste as well.

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Lighting the Way: A Comparative Look at Floor Lamps from Leading Retailers

In the quest for the perfect home decor, lighting plays a pivotal role, and floor lamps are a popular choice for adding both ambiance and functionality to any space. Leading retailers like Habitat, Next, and Marks & Spencer (M&S) offer a range of floor lamps that cater to diverse interior styles and preferences.

Habitat stands out for its commitment to modern design with a creative twist. Their floor lamps often feature unique, sculptural forms that serve as both illumination and art pieces. These lamps tend to utilize bold, geometric shapes and are made from materials that reflect a contemporary aesthetic, such as brushed steel or frosted glass. Habitat's offerings are ideal for those looking to make a strong visual statement in spaces like living rooms or lofts.

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Next takes a more versatile approach, providing a variety of floor lamps that blend seamlessly into many decor styles. From ultra-modern to traditional, Next’s lighting selection promises elegance and practicality. Their lamps often incorporate elements like wood, mixed metals, and textured fabrics, creating a sophisticated look that enhances the overall feel of a room without dominating the space.

Marks & Spencer focuses on classic designs with a touch of modern flair, ensuring that each lamp not only lights up a room but also contributes to its overall charm and warmth. M&S lamps are often characterized by their durable construction and the use of eco-friendly materials, appealing to environmentally conscious consumers. Their style range covers everything from sleek, minimalist designs to ornately detailed pieces, making it easy to find a lamp that matches any interior design scheme.

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Lighting the Way: A Guide to Stylish Floor Lamps from Habitat, Next, and Marks & Spencer

Floor lamps are a crucial element of home decor, offering not just illumination but also serving as artistic statements within our living spaces. Leading the charge in combining style with functionality are brands like Habitat, Next, and Marks & Spencer (M&S), each providing unique aesthetics and options that cater to various home decorating needs.

Habitat's floor lamps are distinguished by their innovative and bold design elements. Known for integrating modern art styles into their products, Habitat offers lamps that are both eye-catching and functional. These lamps often use geometric shapes and a mix of unexpected materials to create focal points in any room, perfect for those who enjoy a modern and eclectic approach to interior design.

Next takes a more classic approach with their floor lamps, balancing contemporary and traditional styles. Their range includes elegant designs that feature clean lines, subdued colors, and luxurious textures, ideal for creating a warm and inviting atmosphere in any part of the home. From the sleek simplicity of a brushed nickel lamp to more ornate models with delicate fabric shades, Next’s floor lamp collection appeals to a broad audience.

Marks & Spencer rounds out the trio by focusing on timeless design and sustainability. The M&S floor lamp lineup is crafted to complement the sophisticated, eco-conscious home with options that prioritize durable materials and energy-efficient lighting. Whether it’s a minimalist lamp for a serene bedroom or a sturdy, rustic piece for a cozy living room, M&S provides a variety of styles that merge practicality with environmental responsibility.

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