#BEEP BEEP

[stanpinesdykewife]

there's a rude annoying fat man with no friends and a deep sadness in his chest. but wait! he loves his family so much and he would do anything for them. he wants to make himself "worthy" of their love, if only because he knows how easily family can be ripped away. he messes up and gets mad and makes people cry. but he does his best to make it up to them by being better, by showing up. and eventually he makes the decision to swallow whatever angry pride he has and take the first step into a new life. because he would do anything for his family and he would do anything for his family and he would do anything for his family and all he needed to change was to learn that someone would care if he didn't.

[tognaeg]

and maybe I'll love you

baby you can eat my car 🪱

[virtualgirladv]

[shawtylike]

petekey son or peterick daughter

[poleaxewife]

Hey can i rip your wings off? Haha sorry that was wierd. Can i tear your halo from your head? Haha omg that was so random. Can i tear the divinity from your wretched form, removing you from the guiding hand and will of that which made you? Can i supplant your divine spark with wires and cables? Can i replace your golden halo with a golden circuitboard? Hypothetically

[skullislandproductions]

Happy Birthday to the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote, who began their great chase 75 years ago, when “Fast and Furry-ous” was released into theaters September 17th, 1949. This short was directed by Chuck Jones and written by Mike Maltese, who would go on to create many more adventures for the pair.

[swollenbabyfat]

Fluttershy role play (open)

Oh-oh! Hey ___, thanks so much for coming with me t-today...ah, I haven't driven in a month, so having you here with me is helping so much!! (She's in a dirty hoodie and her car kind of smells bad) So um, my plug is (she's hitting every curb as she backs out of your driveway, Mitski's Washing Machine Heart is playing lightly in the background) a little anxious but she said I could come now...oh gosh...should I have brought her a pie or something? Do you do that? Pinkie usually gets it for me (She just blew a red light while looking over at you) but she's busy...oh gosh....what happens if I mess this up...! Oh!!! (the car starts smoking randomly in the middle of an intersection) oh my Celestia!!! (you both get out and she's about to have an anxious break down) oh!!! (the car is on fire)

[bitterbareface]

Girls don't want flowers, girls want the War Rig from the 2001 concept art by Peter Pound

[acmeoop]

Highway Hasten “Stop! Look! And Hasten!” (1954)

[aimmyarrowshigh]

i love how much captain america fandom refuses to use the word "thawed" for what happened to steve. so many euphemisms. unfrozen. came out of the ice. woke up in the modern world. de-iced. was awoken. returned to the world. out of hibernation. stopped dreaming. came back from the arctic. found.

people.

that man got thawed.

like a big chicken thigh.

[belleandre-belle]

Beep! beep! You have an important message.

Don’t know who made this but message received and shared with the world.

[drugsforaddicts]

Why you driving like a manic? It brings me lot of panic

[thirstyforjere]

[crimbatimeofficial]

FLESHCOUSIN!!!!

Guys I- 💥💥

[twooftheluckyones]

Baaaa~

I think you mean 'beep beep'.