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because cops are bad you might be tempted to think that organised crime is good. do not do this.
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hey. look at the floor. there's a cool bug there. yeah it's right there like right at your feet can't you see it. no don't bend over to look for it you should easily be able to see it. legit it's there it has like orange spots on its wings
#neckstrain #neckstrain kink #bugs #neck mommy #tiger balm
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If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory
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the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks
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anyone interested in having an unrequited crush on me
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IVE BEEN JERKING IT TO VAMPIRES, THEYRE CALLING ME BRAM STROKER
#i did a presentation on dracula#and when practicing it#i kept saying bram stroker and i was terrified i was gonna say it in front of my prof#BUT I DIDNT#BIG WINS
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happy severance day! here's some studies I've done while waiting for the new episode
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watching severance for the first time
irv and burt are the old man yaoi ppl need right????
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