#BECAUSE OF COURSE HE WOULD

[majosullivan]

Lucifer fans come get your crumbs

[hitorimaron]

funeral clothes

[lum164]

I draw them whenever I have no idea what to draw

[scampvamp]

if you would have told me armand adopts a big titty autistic pianist and her little podcast fedora brother I would have kissed you on the mouth

[ohbeffinitely]

i shunned a family gathering for this idiot so you bETTER APPRECIATE HIM HAPPY CRIMMUS AND ALL THAT

[charlie-shoeshine]

My favorite niche detail about King Candy and his foreshadowing as Turbo is that when he first questions why Ralph is in his game, his initial question isn't

"You're not going Turbo, are you?"

It is instead

"You game-jumped?"

BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T CALL IT GOING TURBO, HE IS TURBO!!!

As the person behind the phrase even becoming a thing at all, HE would know it as something else!!!

[tideswept]

For the WIP word: fell

Oh, we're digging in DEEP for this one. This was from my Anakin-is-a-camboy AU (and doesn't realize Obi-Wan is watching) oneshot that just, um, stalled:

[...]

And Anakin just… hadn’t been willing to date anyone else since then. Not when he was constantly comparing them to Padmé and Obi-Wan and seeing how far they fell short. 

It really sucked that he'd fallen for the most amazing people in the world before he could even legally buy alcohol. At least Padmé had been willing to give it a go. But Obi-Wan? Obi-Wan had made his stance abundantly clear the day Anakin turned eighteen.

That was the day Anakin almost didn't notice the engagement ring glinting on Satine's finger. Almost didn’t see Obi-Wan’s pointed head shake as he read the yearning that Anakin couldn’t quite cover up fast enough.

Almost. Was there another word out there that could feel more like the slow grind of a knife than almost?

📚 [send me a random word and I'll give you a snippet from my fic that contains it;]

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[quinn-pop]

magolor does not know how to be a real person part 5

bro has vulnerability issues so bad he can only laugh at them

[prollymad]

Do you think they ever explored each others bodies? And Burns just completely forgot about it afterwards.

[mgnemesi]

You know, I wanted to say that Jason'd be jealous of how much I'm loving this kid, how I picked art back up for him instead than my Robins but... who am I kidding? He's already adopted the shit out of Inosuke. They're bonding over headgear and being hot under it (in... every sense of the word, I guess 🤷🏻) Damian, on the other hand, doesn't *get* why I need another katana-wielding fav when he's right. there!

[wootzietoozee]

sometimes i just think about a little au where the adhoc bots live in an apartment and try to figure out how to live their new lives amongst humans. because they all deserve to get into silly sitcom shenanigans and be happy

[blazernot]

Okay so Martin has a thing for pathetic men

[chaserainbows]

Of course he passes the time by telling ghost stories. Is anyone surprised?

[aro-pancake]

@silurisanguine

Why you hiding these in the tags?

It's accurate. Don't hide them!

Shaun is never escaping those “I fucked your mom” jokes

[sunfaggot]

Travis... would love to be called pretty boy

[caesarsprincess]

Just walked past a large protein factory/chemical plant with lots of silos and probably at least one research lab too. And I was just thinking "cool, I feel at home now" only to look at the closed gates with disappointment.