#BEBENNWNWMWMW

[usamey]

💖- John winger 🗣‼️

RAT NO OMG WNWNNWNWNWN ive been cringe exposed😔😔 ah well- as spunchbop taught me- we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request!!

ACH SO

WE ARE TWO PEAS INNA POD AND BY THAT I MEAN WE HAVE NO BRAINCELLS BETWEEN US. NONE. WHATSOEVER.

you ever see that BITCH I THOUGHT WE WASNT GON STEAL A BUS vine?? yeah- us

✨committing crimes together✨

he said he was never convicted, so he’s Good at this shit too WNNWNWNW

we got morals tho so we only rob the rich <3

*steals him a buncha chains...and watches.....and rings.........* h- 😳 (WBWNNWN YOU KNOW WHASSUP)

OUGH OKEY HIS BOY SCOUT JACKET I KNOW I NEVER SHUT UP ABT IT BUT P L E A S E

so he’s a Boy Scout (or at least Was one) n so he’s one of em Outdoorsmen

he really likes camping and being outside and while i’m not the biggest fan of it, it’s one of the few things that makes him genuinely happy🥺

lotsa campytrips!! him in one of those bucket hats with one of the stupid little vests just beaming- y.yeah.....😖😖😖

WJWKWKJW OOF dressing up really famcy to go to McDonald’s + dressing (and acting) like slobs in rich people restaurants

carnival dates but he gets into fistfights with the carnies BWNWNWNWM

reading him to sleep (he doesn’t like to read but he likes to listen!!)