#BEAT HIS ASS BRO

[iszaranothere]

BREAKING NEWS

THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTING!!!

OH SHIT

[odysseys-blood]

LETS GO CERTIFIED REAL NIGGA MOMENT I BELIEVE IN U BESTIE

[dnncats]

slaying while slaying 🔪🩸

still + alt color:

[microwavablefork]

a story in 4 parts 🫶

[bold-embrace]

We better get a much needed morales family hug at the end of the next movie OR ELSE (btw read this fic. bless)

Bonus messy doodle below but it’s got major spider verse spoilers!‼️‼️‼️

Earth 42 miles better get a hug and a kiss from his mom too

[oreonyu]

quiet. i will not let you sully their names.

[wishchip106]

you know what i need?

Charles in the astral plane:

THERES SO MUCH POTENTIAL THAT THE FILM MAKERS COULD DO WITH THE ASTRAL PLANE

THERES ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES

i could complain about the fact that “The world’s most powerful telepath” got his ass beat in his own domain but this ain’t about that rn

fuckkk just give me some kinda fusion with inception and xmen thats all i need

i’ve already read the two fics that have that concept ☹️

GET CREATIVE‼️‼️‼️

[captain-of-playground]

Follower whines but takes notice too once he sees where Star is going. He kept his eyes on Star’s surroundings in case he needed to do anything.

Ego and another Captian seemed to be having a heated conversation, the other was clearly drunk. Ego seemed to flinch when the other got into his face.

“All you high ranks think you’re all that but in reality all you are, are loyal mutts begging for attention.”

-> It was early into the night and Playground was throwing a rather massive party to celebrate the long lasing rule of the kingdom's oldest ruling family! Lights and colors and sound all around! Civilians, knights and all were welcomed to enjoy in the celebration too! -> A certain yellow dove, dressed in his finest with a small, furred cloak wrapped around his shoulders and teal-colored jewelry pieces in his dreads, was pacing around outside of the castle's walls. It seems like he was waiting for someone. -> Or two someones to be exact. - @dove-conductor [IT'S PARTY TIME]

Ego wasn’t used to wearing anything besides his armor. He barely had days off and mostly just wore what was under the armor. He felt…nice.

He walked over to Egg while tilting his head. He was worried for his tiny birdie. He was dressed up in nice black, golds and yellows with golden accessories.

“Is Birdie waiting for me?~”

[sashaalexanderkido]

I miss chilumi :'( when will childe finally stop bragging about his girlfriend to everyone in Teyvat and finally ask her out?

[thesauce8]

I wish I could say that I’m Sasuke’s biggest defender but that’d be disrespectful to Naruto.

[chuuzmii]

Saw someone say that Louis was more irredeemable than the other characters because "he doesn't have enough trauma to explain his actions" and I had to LAUGH!!!

A QUEER black man growing up in the 18-1900's doesn't have enough trauma for you? The same man we see constantly being emasculated and degraded by not only his family but every one else doesn't have enough trauma? The same man who watched his brother swan dive off a roof to his death? Who's mother accused him of being the reason his brother was going to hell when his last words to paul were "I love you". The amount of racism louis experienced in his lifetime just doesn't count as trauma to y'all? Like thats fucking insane to me.

But i completely see where this is coming from because to people who aren't POC they just see racism as something that is just a part of life for us. It doesn't count as a traumatic experience because thats just something we are going to have to deal with anyway!!! "Like how DARE louis a black man in the 1900s try to make a name for himself and his family? How dare he kill white men for daring to be racist? Doesn't he know he's just supposed to sit and take it like a good little negro?? How dare he fight back against his abusive white husband? Doesn't he know he loves him??? Who cares if he abuses and emasculates and degrades him!!" This is what some of y'all sound like to me and its INSANE. You have got to get over this weird inherently racist thought that all POC have to be sweet and docile about racial inequalities they face holy FUCK.

[epickiya722]

Sukuna's expressions being tricked and hit with Black Flash!! 🤣

[evelynpr]

FINISHED WATCHING MHA MOVIE 2: HEROES RISING!!! SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU HAVENT WATCHED IT

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS WAS SO GOOD YO HOLY FUCK I LOVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

This was truly My Bakudeku Academia. Watching that final battle felt like a religious experience- as if I was watching the birth of Christ. Holy fuck if that really was the original ending, with Deku passing OFA to Kacchan, and the whole "Oh it actually stayed with Deku and Bkg got amnesia" didn't happen, this would have been a dramatically different story moving forward.

Horikoshi really loves Bakugou- like absolutely no question. The story following this kind of ending would be about him continuing OFA's legacy with the guilt of a thousand suns on his shoulders for "taking away" Izuku's dream. Izuku would have continued the hero course as an actual quirkless student. I would love to see aus of this being canon and continuing their story from there.

I'm guessing Nine here was supposed to be AFO, and he would basically be gone too. Katsuma is perfectly set up to be the next protagonist (I can already imagine him using Cell Regeneration as Super Regeneration- he could become invincible while also healing others. Incredibly amazing quirk).

NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT I HAD WAS ADDRESSED. THE REST OF THE CLASS ACTUALLY DO FEEL STRONG AND USEFUL AND EVERYTHING AS SHIT I LOVE IT AAAAAAAA

YES MY GIRL OCHAKO FINALLY HAS HER BIG MOMENT FLOATING SO MUCH DEBRIS!!! I'M SO HAPPY- EVEN JIRO, AOYAMA, SHOJI, TOKOYAMI AND MORE HAD LEGIT GOOD SCENES AND FIGHTS I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH THEY ARE SOOO COOLLLLL THEY GENUINELY GAVE IT THEIR ALL FUCK YEAHHHHH

(note. THAT WOLF GUY CALLED SHOJI UGLY- A FELLOW HETEROMORPH, CUS HE WAS PROJECTING HIS "MONSTER" ISSUES ON HIM HOW FUCKING DARE YOUUUUU)

THEY ALSO MAKE IT ACTUALLY MAKE MORE SENSE HOW THE WHOLE CLASS IS SEPARATED ON AN ISLAND TOGETHER AS A WHOLE CLASS THIS TIME TOO (and not just half like last movie). They even managed to tie it in to AFO, the LoV, and Hero Society. Like it actually feels more grounded and reasonable why the class would be here alone with supervision.

They even add hints of Touya Todoroki with him having a short battle with Endeavor, Hawks spying in the LoV, the HSPC head cameo, and other little things too. Man I loved this fucking movie I would watch it 10 more times right now.

[sallymew4]

kids when they hear that their dad is back in town VS. kids when theyre hanging out with a conman that accidentally stole their wallet once

im not even joking btw

bonus heres me being crazy about them in dms ^^^

[morningsharksworld]

Okay so Hazard get paired up with reader who's obvi smaller than him and he's like "I'll try and not hurt ya too much." Only to get his ass handed to him and reader smiles innocently "Did I hurt you?" Ngl I can see Hazard being a guy who loves a partner that could rock his shit.

Ass owned

Hazard x Reader [REQUEST]

A/N: Oh, abso-fucking-lutely! Hazard seems like the type to thrive on that kind of dynamic, but secretly loving the thrill of someone who can keep him on his toes. Like you’re cute AND can beat my ass? the dude is on his knees wondering what he did to get this blessing. The scenario you painted is chef’s kiss. (I might make a part 2 of this)

Summary: Just beat the dude’s ass

Hazard stood in the center of the training room, cracking his knuckles with a grin that could only be described as cocky—the kind of grin that made you want to punch it right off his face. “Alright, short stuff” he drawled, rolling his shoulders like he was about to do you the biggest favor of your life. “I’ll try not tae hurt ye too much. Wouldnae want tae send ye home wi' a bruised ego… or body.”

You raised an eyebrow at his theatrics, hiding a smirk behind an innocent smile. “That’s so sweet of you, Hazard. I’ll try not to embarrass you in front of… oh, well, no one.” You gestured dramatically to the empty room.

His grin faltered for a split second before coming back twice as wide. “Oh, yer feisty. Ah like that.”

You rolled your shoulders and stepped onto the mat. “Let’s see if you still like it in a few minutes.”

The match began with Hazard moving like a predator, circling you with his towering frame and throwing out the occasional jab to test your reflexes. You dodged each one with an ease that clearly surprised him, but he covered it up with more bravado.

“No' bad” he said, feinting a punch before attempting to sweep your legs. “Yer quick fer someone so… wee.”

You jumped over his leg with a flourish and twirled behind him, tapping his shoulder lightly. “Tag. You’re it.”

That got him. He spun around, eyes narrowing as he took you more seriously. “Alright, nae mair games” he muttered, lunging forward with what he must have thought was a surefire takedown move.

Unfortunately for him, you’d already anticipated it. Ducking under his arms, you slid behind him and swept his legs out from under him. Hazard hit the mat with a resounding thud that echoed through the room.

He blinked up at the ceiling, dazed. “Whit the hell just happened?”

You crouched down next to him, your face the picture of innocence as you tilted your head. “Oh no, Hazard! Did I hurt you?”

He propped himself up on his elbows, looking at you like you’d just told him the sky was green. “Whit the…” His hand rubbed the back of his neck as he winced. “Where’d ye learn tae move like that?”

You shrugged, standing and offering him a hand. “I watch a lot of action movies.”

Hazard stared at your hand for a second before taking it and letting you help him up. As he stood, he looked at you with an expression that was somewhere between amazement and… something else. Something softer.

“Aye, sure” he muttered, brushing himself off. “And Ah’m the King o' England.”

“King of getting your ass handed to you, maybe.”

His head snapped toward you, and for a moment, you thought you’d gone too far. But then his lips twitched, and he let out a short, incredulous laugh. “Okay, okay. Ye got me” he admitted, raising his hands in mock surrender. “But dinnae think this means ye’ve won the war. This was just a battle.”

“Sure” you said with a knowing smile. “Whatever helps you sleep at night.”

Hazard shook his head, still chuckling as he walked off the mat. But as he passed you, he leaned down, his voice low and teasing. “Dinnae get too comfortable, champ. Ah’ll get ye next time.”

You tilted your head up to meet his gaze, smirking. “Looking forward to it, big guy.”

But as he walked away, something in him shifted. His grin faded into something thoughtful, and his eyes lingered on you, replaying the fight in his mind. For the first time in years, he’d been completely outclassed, and instead of frustration, all he could feel was admiration—and a tug at his heart he hadn’t expected.

Hazard’s heart thumped louder in his chest as a sheepish smile crossed his face. “Bloody hell” he muttered under his breath, stealing one last glance at you as you stretched. “Ah think Ah just fell fer them.”

And just like that, Hazard had a new favorite sparring partner—not just because you could best him, but because you’d shown him strength and confidence in a way that made his heart race. It wasn’t just respect; it was something far deeper. And he couldn’t wait for the next match.

[thanatika]

yeah i agree with your point about survival mechanics and i feel the same way about the lack of combat mechanics. "why would an educated city doctor need a weapon" because shit is hitting the fan in every way impossible and pretty much everyone is walking around armed... also why am i supposed to believe the the fact that he's a man of intellect will somehow provide him with food? i don't think anyone is going to be too eager to share food during an outbreak intellectual or not...

+ follow up for the previous ask but actually my favorite quest from the original pathologic is the day 11 bachelor quest that involves shooting down soldiers. i think it really drives the point home about how this random fuckass guy who is supposed to be battling a plague doesn't even have the time to do that anymore because the people in charge are asking completely irrelevant things of him now and he's at a position where he cannot refuse what is being asked of him. like i think it was good storytelling that even as the guy who lowkey wants to deal with the plague and solve its mystery you still have other, more pressing, less interesting and or pleasant tasks to complete

i agree! honestly, i feel this way about the combat mechanics even more than i do about the physical survival (food, health, illness, sleep) mechanics. because sure, i can see how it makes sense for daniil's position of authority to mean that his basic needs are somewhat provided for -- although i don't think it makes more sense than what we got in the original game. i've never seen anyone bring up "isn't it kind of unrealistic that the bachelor isn't given lots of food during a massive food shortage?" as a plothole that needed to be resolved. the townspeople generally don't like him much, and most of the people with power don't either, except for the kains. sure, maybe it's kind of weird that you can go see the kains while broke and on the verge of keeling over from hunger, and they won't do anything to help you, but... the kains are pretty self-centered, and they're so goddamn weird that maybe they forget that you need to eat food to live anyway. and it's half-implied that the powers that be are ultimately giving daniil this role as a convenient way to kill him, so it makes sense that they would put no pressure on the town authorities to keep him alive.

(and honestly, artemy is taken under the olgimsky's auspices as much as the kains take daniil's under theirs! which is to say, selfishly, with ulterior motives that are more important to them than the well-being of their healer, but... the olgimskys are set up as the wealthiest of the 3 families financially, as well as the ones with the most access to food, given their control over the meat industry. so if anything it's "weirder" that artemy isn't more materially provided for, though to be clear i don't think there's an actual plothole there either way.)

but anyway, you could handwave it and say that daniil's position of privilege and authority gives him more perks than he got in the original game, but the amount of fighting you have to do to get through town is... kind of an unavoidable physical reality? like you're given so many sidequests that you often wind up walking around town after dark, and that's when the bandits come out. is the idea that the bandits would be too scared to attack him because he's so important? because that doesn't make a lot of sense to me, and even pathologic 2 establishes that he's seen as a valuable target by the bandits:

and then there's the quests where combat plays a more direct role in the story itself, like getting involved in saving andrey from the firing squad, or killing guards to break artemy out of prison, or the quest where you have to kill var in attempt to stop the arsonists (which i include on the same tier as the other ones because i really like the quest journal entry he has if you complete it where he blames himself for willow's death. it's a good character moment.)

hell, even in pathologic 2 itself, one of the biggest Bachelor Moments is on day 11, when you have that big dramatic convo with him after he killed a soldier for the papers he was delivering. plus one of bad grief's idle dialogues in patho 2 is commentary on the bachelor being "quick on the draw" and that he "already shot someone". like he just straight up is not living a combat-free existence. and overall, combat isn't just a good tool from a mechanical perspective, heightening the stakes and placing pressure on the player (though it is), it's also pretty important for him on a thematic level imo, almost as important as artemy and his "rivers of blood". in patho classic, daniil has this early interaction with the inquisitor:

which, thinking about it from a doylist perspective, was probably the writers' attempt to make it sound more plausible that this random medical researcher from the big city was competent with multiple types of guns. and i appreciate them coming up with that hint of backstory to cover their bases a bit, but with those bases covered, i think the fact that daniil ultimately spends more time shooting people than he does prescribing medicines for them actually does a lot for him thematically? i mean, if his whole thing is that he's this "tempted destroyer", someone who frames his career as a combative battle with death rather than a quest to save people's lives, whose "default" solution is to raze the town with artillery because he's too limited by his rationalist worldview and military upbringing (and bitterness over being manipulated and sabotaged) to come up with a solution that saves the any remaining infected survivors on his own. plus the way that clara frames artemy and daniil as two sides of the same coin in being violent destroyers and killers, who without player intervention will immediately devolve to running around chasing each other down in what's either an insanely dedicated tom and jerry LARP or some really elaborate foreplay. imo, that whole dichotomy (which is pretty core to the game, as the idea of dichotomies are core to it in general) works so much better with the way they're both presented in classic, stalking around with gun/scalpel in hand. hell, not to mention the effect that spending 12 in-game days trying not to starve and getting killed by bandits or guards or worms or soldiers every day would have on the player, and the way it would make them feel about the town and their natural projection of those feelings onto dankovsky, who is a perfectly fitting vessel for them as the avatar actually undergoing those virtual experiences.

ultimately i think they are mainly going this direction out of a desire to do something more creative and original, which is fine... it just seems a bit silly to me that they keep saying "well obviously that doesn't really work for the bachelor's scenario", when, well... even as recently as patho 2 in 2019, they seemed to think it fit his narrative pretty well! i'm also guessing that a lack of combat won't be that bandits are just no longer roaming the streets at night. it sounds more like pathologic 3 is set to be more of a nonlinear experience, where you'll probably fast travel from place to place instead of having to walk across town so much? so you'll be avoiding bandits just in the sense that the gameplay will be avoiding them. i guess i'm hoping that at the very least, there's still the implication of the crunch of not getting enough sleep or food and the threat of being stabbed to death while trying to get through town occurring to dankovsky in the background, even if those mechanics are deemphasized in favor of more macro-level town resource management, time control, and sherlock holmes fruit ninja or whatever the hell they were on about back in 2022 lmao.