#BATTERWITCH

[pyrrh1c-c4sc4d3]

Rose is all of us

[vampzzz64]

Happy 413!

The Jane section of this edit really sucks but i wanted to make sure I used only panels of where I currently am in Homestuck. It felt important for me to do that for this project since it’s my first 413 and I didn’t want to see more spoilers than I already have,,, I just wanted to explain why it sucks so bad. I hope other than that you guys enjoy it. This community and webcomic means a lot to me even if I haven’t been here very long.

[fanonical]

early homestuck: haha, john hates cake! later homestuck: betty crocker is a megalomaniacal dictator who wants to enslave the universe

[goblin-enjoyer]

So you see, when I get a new "main interest" my brain demands I put either 40k orks or the tf2 mercenaries in it. You could probably guess which one got in.

if you can't shove tf2 or orkz in a piece of media somehow than its not a piece of media worth enjoying.

Going to try and draw the homestuck lot with random characters. keep up my art skills and figure out these characters from a thing i wasn't originally meant to rather like going in. random goblin enjoyer ranting and rambling under cut as per usual.

zog me armor is hard to draw. why must i like robots and sci fi armor sets? drawing stuff in that homestuck lineless style is quite fun at times. not my best work but this was mostly a test run here. see how my skills advanced for later when i try and brute force skill ups with drawing a lot. if you got recommendations for character pairing feel free to throw em at me, i may have a few ideas here and there but i'm not enough of a full homestuck yet to know stupid character pairings well enough. ok hold on i think my youtube mix has been giving me black three times in a row hold on gotta check. yep that's three versions of black with a fourth lower down. stopping this zoggin thing now.

[johnstrider]

FF0081 au [ next -> ]

[hercrockercorporation]

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CrockerCorp branded something

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[lyeekha]

Homestuck Poll For Homestucks

[mzminola]

Baking experiment today: found a blondie recipe, halved the vanilla, doubled the salt, and substituted a packet of fruit-flavored jello for the sugar.

Out of all the jello options in the house, I chose the “berry blue” instead of orange or cherry. Now instead of “jello bars” or “fruity sugar bars” or something like that, my goblin fandom brain keeps giggling and calling this a “bluenette”.

[mzminola]

Image: text conversation between two people. Person One: Hello bro... u are good at math, right? Person Two: Hi yes, I'm Person One: good... if i cut a cake into 3 pieces, each piece will be 0.333 of the main piece, right? Person Two: Correct Person One: Ok if we multiply 3 by 0.333 we get 0.999 Person One: so what happened to 0.001?!! Person Two: u will find it on the knife Person One: ohhh. thanx Person Two: welcome /end ID.

[pertrubedretort]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[mushroommanchanterelle]

my ttrpg group is excellent. We met with Betty Crocker (whom me and my fiance kept calling the batterwitch much to everyone's dismay) to discuss fighting Amelia Bedelia, who was a wizard who used literal spells and fought using some sort of horrible tank thing. Long story short, I got stuck with Arcane Mark on my back (I'm a deertaur) and he's a pretty swell guy.

[eggsploded]

Should he suffer? Clap if you think he should suffer.

[yuttikkele]

hey tumblr so last night i had a dream that the batterwitch took over the world and the world ended and i know that’s what she like does anyways but that didn’t make the nightmare any less scary

[pyrrh1c-c4sc4d3]

The fight we should have gotten

[nintendont2502]

the rest of the alpha guardians: actually fighting against the batterwitch

alpha john:

[2plolohs]

I just made a bunch of text posts but this one to me is so fucking funny I needed her to have a solo post