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shmowder · 3 months ago

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NO FUCKING WAY IT'S HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM!!! STAY FUCKING CALM!

#OH MY GOD OH MY GOD #Genuinely made me smile #what the fuck fhe rush that went through me #OXJSOXKAKDKDOKDKSKSKSKDJDJD #YES YES YEZ YES PLEASE PLEASE #♤Bachelor 2 #BACHELOR TWO #BABY #pathologic bachelor #♧p3

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basil--and--sage · 2 months ago

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Reshirement AU, in which Thorin and Bilbo decide to get married and celebrate their stag nights following their respective cultural traditions.

Thorin sits with his family and friends in Bag End and gets his hair braided and himself pampered, while they talk about his hopes and dreams for his upcoming marriage. He blushes frequently.

In the meantime, Bilbo gets cheered on by about 60 of his relatives, while he does a keg stand.

#the hobbit #bagginshield #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bilbo #thorin #bofur is the only dwarf present at bilbo's bachelor party and is completely bewildered #then he nearly crushes two of bilbo's aunts while attempting a keg stand of his own #everybody keeps cheering #hobbits are very proper until they start partying #in the meantime thorin sits between his nephews and gets misty-eyed talking about the wedding while his sister does his hair for him #all the dwarves are sobbing and talking about their romantic hopes #it's very sweet #tho not for bofur who tries to keep bilbo from getting alcohol poisoning #my stuff #headcanons #shitpost

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stupidlynx · 3 months ago

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#pathologic #bachelor #bachelor dankovsky #daniil dankovsky #artemy burakh #pathologic 2 #burakhovsky #pathologic classic hd #haruspex #Very normal flirting for these two #Them being like that

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not-kat · 10 months ago

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randomly got the urge to revisit an old flame

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falindankovsky · 3 months ago

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Got possessed by the demons again

#I have a second one I’m gonna post in just a second #I was gonna post them here but it didn’t work with the formatting of the post and it made me upset so two meme edit dumps in one day!#daniil dankovsky #pathologic #the bachelor #the bachelor pathologic #clara pathologic #the changeling #the changeling pathologic #clara saburova #since that’s what just people call her I’ll tag it that way….#even if she deserves like way better parents….girl needs to be adopted by people who actually love her as a person #and not just as for the idea of having a child….sorry I’ll save that rant for another day #🌀my uploads🌀

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orphyd · 8 months ago

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washed up (affectionate) washed up (derogatory)

#lmao i knew any of the bachelors outside harvey and elliot were gonna be hard but goddamn #these two gave me the run around #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 portrait #the sims 4 #the sims 4 edit #the sims 4 portrait #sims 4 #sims 4 edit #sims 4 portrait #stardew valley #sdv #sdv alex #sdv shane

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zero1qn2 · 2 years ago

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safe and sound

#to hold a man close (colleague behaviour)#gay doctors are at it again #my hand slipped two men sharing a soft moment. oops #i am still so very abnormal about them #pathologic #pathologic 2 #daniil dankovsky #artemy burakh #burakhovsky #мор утопия #the haruspex #transgender daniil dankovsky #the bachelor pathologic

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lacystar · 1 year ago

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Does anyone ever think

#I started a fic about them once #I need to finish it #sdv #Sam sdv #sebastian sdv #sambastian #fun fact: these two are the only bachelors I’ve ever fully married #except Shane whom I divorced

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raykat · 24 days ago

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is this too niche

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ryllen · 1 year ago

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He will never get it next time or anytime,

but in my arms he will be my favorite loser woooo~~

#sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #stardew alex #sdv farmer #stardew farmer #stardew valley farmer #stardew valley alex #fanart #he can just be instantly emitted from all bachelor polls because we all know his result is (affectionate)#fshdh there's really nothing more unsurprising than sdv bachelor polls - other than how many people actually asking it #it's mostly always the same pattern of result #with seb and shane pitting each other #and he is at the very down bottom fshdh #a h ~ i see now tho elliott u are steadily slipping in between the two #anyhow good night!#lmao everytime people drawing bachelors in a set i just hope they don't hate alex enough to not draw him because i still want to seee~~~#he will only be drawn when people decided to be generous with him #but usually he will be the last if he did get drawn so it took a long wait to see him #RIP me #*closes eyes #there are still 2 artists i wish to see him from #i wonder if the set will ever continue to actually reach him #i was on bed already #but i jumped out of it again to console him

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userautumn · 1 month ago

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Everyone on the other side of the fandom is so busy trying to own the BTs to realize that we haven't had a really GOOD Buddie scene since Season 6.

#Eddie crying by Buck's bedside while their son begged Buck to wake up? Being so out of it he could not even answer Christopher's questions?#Feeling Buck's dead body underneath his hands? Being the one to cut him down?#They used to put cocaine in those two I swear to fuck #No one wants to admit it but we've been getting Buddie crumbs for like... two seasons now 😭#Yeah the coming out scene was nice. The bachelor party was nice.#Neither of them made me want to punch through my own chest and rip out my heart #The closest they've gotten to driving me up the wall is Season 7 with the conversation about Kim. That was glorious #But everything else has been... fine. Not psychosis inducing at all.#What is Tim Minear's plan to change this? 🎤#tv: 911 #jack.txt

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paperleef · 8 months ago

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LazyPigeonz on Twitter (formerly known as X) made prompts for a sherlock & co week and because I’m going to be very busy this week I’ll just be posting the first three days in advance

#there’s day 1 which is beginning and takes place when John actually meets sherlock in barts (hey and Mike!)#day 2 is injury which is not a real scene but just a little idea that sherlock once or twice breaks stitches and john has to do them again #(the only two days in which sherlock is half naked)#day 3 is from the noble bachelor #the episode that sold me of it being better from bbc #go support lazypigeonz they’re very cool #fanart #sherlock and co #sherlock & co #sh & co #sherlock holmes #john watson

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chaossmith2 · 2 months ago

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Well, fun thing to learn after getting back from a vicious flight was someone selling my art (along with many others) as their own on Redbubble 💀💀

mods, kill this man-- aka, if you have a redbubble account, pls help report ;P

Side note: from what I can tell you can't report a blog as a whole, just individual products-- so either scroll all the way to the bottom to report the piece and select "other" as the problem (since strangely enough there are no options for anything even remotely related to infringement or plagiarism?) meanwhile, I'm hopefully gonna get in touch with support

#always nice to know my bachelors has been collecting dust for two years #while i toil away at numerous dead end part time minimum wage jobs #just so someone else can make money off my art #fun start to my week #im tired #chaos chats

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jumpingsnowflakes · 24 days ago

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nonverbal aspects of hugging

So y´all know the Lellinger obsession is strong with me but I just saw a photo of Pius´ and Andis´ hug yesterday:

You see: they are hugging but their hips are pretty far apart.

For comparison, some Lellinger hugs that have happened over the past years:

These two are always so freaking close with their whole body.

What does this mean:

"The distance between the two pelvises provides extra space so nothing is misconstrued to be sexual or romantic." (aka Pius and Andi)

"full body touch. tight clasp" "A hug from behind is a surprise hug that signifies deep feelings or is often shared during happy moments." "Heart-to-heart-hug: their hearts come closest, creating an intimate heart-to-heart hug." (aka Stephan and Andi)

#meaning: these two are totally in love and I´ve just proved it!#lellinger #don't mind me searching for gifs and pictures of them hugging an a Saturday morning #this was fun #we actually talked about this in one of my bachelor classes:#when hips are apart its because you don't want to be inappropriate with the other person #but not with lellinger #they go all in #detective Pauline at work!#stephan leyhe #andreas wellinger #ski jumping #my roman empire

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chirpsythismorning · 1 year ago

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Ya'll catch the final rose ceremony at the end of s4?!

#byler #stranger things #'last nights episode ended on a cliffhanger with the audience left wondering who bachelor-mike would choose--'#'will he choose the one who walked around the rose delicately to stand with it framed neatly in the background between the two of them?--'#'or will he choose the one who bulldozed it?'#'all will be answered tonight on the series finale of bachelor apocalypse'#no but seriously is that flower in front of el cgi?#depending on how many takes this shot took... i don't think they'd have something like this occur unless they wanted it to #i know they hand picked flowers for these shots #but it's not like that rules out them using movie magic #especially in this case where it was apparently important enough for them to handpick in the first place...#meaning there is in fact some significance to it #i hope this shot puts the 'it's not a love triangle' allegations to rest #like idk why fans would rather believe the duffers are sorcerers who can do dozens of things coincidentally all fitting a specific narrativ #bc that would honestly be way more impressive to me than them just using basic film techniques and tropes lmao

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falindankovsky · 2 months ago

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Not great with sprite editing but….this had to be created

#this took me way too long to make #this was brought on by my edgeworth and Daniil are similar to eachother post #uh enjoy….i tried my hardest to make this #also please don’t tag this related to any kinda shipping related stuff! Thank you!#(just imagine you the viewer are the one hes saying it to instead :) !!)#daniil dankovsky #pathologic #the bachelor #the bachelor pathologic #bachelor pathologic #daniil pathologic #🌀my uploads🌀#please reblog this it took me like two hours

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