#BACHELOR TWO

[shmowder]

NO FUCKING WAY IT'S HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM!!! STAY FUCKING CALM!

[inkedberries]

what's up with that mr. little amirite?

[basil--and--sage]

Reshirement AU, in which Thorin and Bilbo decide to get married and celebrate their stag nights following their respective cultural traditions.

Thorin sits with his family and friends in Bag End and gets his hair braided and himself pampered, while they talk about his hopes and dreams for his upcoming marriage. He blushes frequently.

In the meantime, Bilbo gets cheered on by about 60 of his relatives, while he does a keg stand.

[saintmelangell]

yeah i love bdsm (books degrees suffering and noMoney)

[stupidlynx]

[not-kat]

randomly got the urge to revisit an old flame

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

do you ever think about how we have phannies in every field? like we have doctors and baristas and mental health therapists and geologists and audiologists and engineers and neuroscientists and authors and social media consultants and activists and child care workers and museum managers and teachers and biologists and emts and linguists and accessibility coaches and sign language interpreters and artists and musicians and editors and actors and chefs and fucking EVERYTHING. not to mention the specific knowledge bases and hobbies we have outside of our professions—coding, linguistic and cultural diversity, artistic creativity, political/social awareness, passion for justice, research, make up and hair and fashion design, media literacy, philosophy, all of our special interests/hyperfixations, etc. we could run a successful commune no problem at all. we’re so smart and talented and resourceful and powerful.

the phandom is rooted in a past of being infamously shitty, and i do see yall slipping back into old habits sometimes (mostly on twitter but sometimes here and you know it <3) but it’s pretty fucking cool how capable this community is and our ability to unify. anyway phanmune when.

(if you want, leave your knowledge base/skills in the tags or replies. can be profession, hobby, major/program of study, what you study in your free time, what you want to learn about, what you’re interested, all of the above, anything)

[falindankovsky]

Got possessed by the demons again

[orphyd]

washed up (affectionate) washed up (derogatory)

[zero1qn2]

safe and sound

[lacystar]

Does anyone ever think

[raykat]

is this too niche

[ryllen]

He will never get it next time or anytime,

but in my arms he will be my favorite loser woooo~~

[paperleef]

LazyPigeonz on Twitter (formerly known as X) made prompts for a sherlock & co week and because I’m going to be very busy this week I’ll just be posting the first three days in advance

[caitie-potatie]

I didn't forget abt these two ive just been dying

[shitsecurityguards]

I hope Scott gets a gf who isn’t freaked out by his morbid fun facts. Actually now that I think about it she needs to be like Mortica Addams but scarier I think.

the issue is that scott has no self awareness and as a result doesnt know what kind of person he needs