#BABY RAYMESIS !!!

[jelly-powder]

I’m sick of these freaks I think

[cicicolorao]

Unofficial Ray girlfriends are cute as hell so now fun redesigns! Instead of love interests, they’re other thingamagigs created by Betilla’s sisters, so they’re Ray cousins!

Simonhe is both the life of the party and terrified of big, uncontrollable crowds. She uses her bardic gifts to keep hordes far, far away from her and her friends

Raynette is chilly and sassy, and maybe a bit neurotic. While scary, she’s also precise and serious about safety, as precise as her barber tools

[rayman-chibi-redrawn]

Dear Rayman Chibi I hope this message finds you well! Sorry I have been so busy with life stuff recently. Please find enclosed some home made cookies just for you. Share them or eat them by yourself as you see fit ;) Hope to see you soon! ~Auntie Raye (ps tell Betilla she still owes me $20, thank u)

Ahem... w-what I meant to say, Raye, is... I don't really know what these twenty dollars are for. We're both from places that don't use that kind of currency, and even if you actually live somewhere that does, I practically do not remember doing anything that made me owe you them. Please don't come after me :(

-Betilla

P.S. by the mun: the idea behind Yande-Ray cussing out Raye was inspired by this video:

[freys-dumpster-fire]

rayman stuff i drew last night

[only-a-fanfic-character]

HE WOOOOOOOOOOOON

ROUND 3

SIDE A GROUP 3

[inkyycapp]

| rayman, ramon & raymesis x reader.

| relationship hcs.

personal song of choice: in my room, by insane clown posse.

i've seen so many rayman edits to this song, it now has him written alll over it. fuuuuuuckkkkkkk. do i write smut? (probably). just take this for now.

| tw:: foul language, raymesis/j, my own hcs, self indulgence, (heavy?)angst, they're all struggling, this is not proof read.

[ a/n:: we need more rayman. i'm still new to writing fanfics(aside my horrid watpad {i forgot how to spell it} phase.) forgive my errors and i hopefully plan to write more of him. he haunts my nightmares(lovingly). i'm ill rn, and wrote most of this in a sleep deprived craze for more rayman. first time writing these characters-- forgive me. ]

(soh/game)rayman.

i feel like he'd be the type to randomly pinch you especially when he feels like he's being ignored, or when you're 'busy'.

he always does it when you least expect it. sitting on the couch, scrolling on your phone/reading a book? pinch. getting something to drink? pinch. stargazing? pinch.

loves the little reactions he gets from you. giggles over it. i bet he kicks his feet too.

definitely the type to swipe food from your plate when you're not looking, then gaslight you about it.

you're missing a potato wedge? nuh-uh. you're crazy. how dare you assume that your handsome, loving, amazing boyfriend would ever steal from you. the betrayal...(he did it.)

i like to think he enjoys hand kisses. random thought, but i dunno. i think he'd like to kiss your palms as a source of reassurance, and of course receiving the same affection back would probably give him a heart attack. in a good way of course.

or when you're a bit stressed in public and hold onto the back of his hoodie. like slightly holding onto the fabric where it's almost unnoticeable. probably the cutest thing you could ever do in his eyes. (that or giving him a lil kiss.)

silly things aside, he stuggles a lot. his failures that haunt him day in and out, he's scared to know how long it takes before he fails you too.

simple mistakes can lead to him getting stressed or overwhelmed as he doesn't leave any room for his 'failures', even with something so simple as accidentally knocking something over, breaking stuff, etc... he truly believes that you are one mistake away from leaving him.

he tries to be forgiving of all things with consideration of course, but often times it backfires. he has a naïve view that everyone can, and will change. he wants to believe that they will change for the better, even if the person chooses not to change, or to change for the worse. he blames himself when things go south because of that, he wants to give someone a second chance, but sometimes do they really deserve it? he tells himself he should know better by now, and it was all nothing but wishful thinking. very forgiving for others, but the rules don't apply to himself.

be patient with him, and reassure him whenever you get the chance. he really needs it.

his sleep schedule is the most horrendous schedule you will have ever seen. it's teetering between a full on coma, or staying awake for days on end. he loves taking naps, but sometimes he just can't-- he has work to do. remind him breaks are necessary. force him to sleep when he needs it. for his naps(comas), i don't know. cry? if there's one thing that'll wake him up is the sound of you in distress.

rayman is a sucker for pet names. he will be a puddle of goo in you're hands.

you're in another room, and he's just lounging about. the next moment you're calling for him, needing his help with something? he's right there. like right behind you.

lives for simplicity. babe, baby, sweetheart, honey, hun/hon. consider whatever you need done. he's so whipped for you.

he's also pretty good with pda. again, the pinching. public, private, it doesn't matter. that cute little pout on you're face is something he'd kill for.

personally, i prefer the earlier games personality traits as opposed to (i believe)origins. i do enjoy the childish behavior, however i do believe his immaturity does have a limit. (living for soh!rayman.)

definitely the type to crack the funniest jokes at the worst times imaginable. it's his secret talent.

that, and hitting you with a one liner when you're both faced with a terrible situation. except that one liner is just so good-- you have to at least give him credit for that.

huge soft spot for sentimental gifts. always putting them somehwere safe, and when enough time passes, he likes to go over each and every one. reminiscing about all the little things.

raymesis.

[middle child energy.]

'a hot tempered psycho who's looking to destroy rayman's reputation'. not my words-- it's the wiki's.

with canonical anger issues under his belt(?), he's a bit more brash than the other two. when realizing he may like you, he may turn against you in almost violent ways. but, he hesistates everytime. always missing by a hair.

it takes him a while before he'd able to ever consider that maybe being vulnerable is okay-- just this once.

suprisingly a tad bit cautious of 'being nicer' to you, but he's trying his best.

raymesis is a thing-a-majig with a serious identity crisis.

i like to think that the some of the 4-5 vers. of the evil clones of rayman are just him having multiple 'phases'. it's fun to think of.

on a more serious note: he often feels like he's nothing but a lesser-- a shadow of the heroic rayman. maybe he looks up to him in a way, and finds jealousy in how he can just...keep going. how he's able to be so open, and forgive other so easily despite their past transgressions. he finds it unfair: why is it so difficult for him, but so easy for rayman. he's a clone of him, sure an evil clone, but a clone nonetheless. that's where the deep, dark spiral comes in.

linking to that he struggles to be nice, vulnerable, or open with you. he's supposed to be an evil clone of some heroic figure, and yet he's falling over himself because of you. in his own way, he gets extremely upset-- it pisses him off. he tries to be mean to you, but he can't bring himself to do so. he's supposed to be a 'bad person', but hurting you makes him seem like more of a monster than a villain.

this will all take time for him to process, the best thing you can do is be patient, listen to him rant, and just try and be there for him.

you have definitely mellowed him out, just a bit. he's still an asshole to rayman/j.

they're more like bickering siblings who never get along.

do not expect 'family(?)' dinners to go well.

i feel like mr.dark and the nymphs have serious beef with eachother. wwe smack downs every 'family(?)' dinner. always bet on the nymphs.

wouldn't it be cute for the nymphs to treat raymesis like their son too? just adopting him one day without him knowing? scolding him for lighting that one house down the street on fire?

raymesis doesn't like christmas trees.

there seems to be a reoccurring joke in the descriptions that claim raymesis is 'ugly' despite the fact he's a near clone of rayman. this always leaves him in a puddle of confusion with his confidence always shot. please tell him he's pretty once in a while-- he won't accept the compliment, but he'll think about it for days.

he's not used to praise, and can't take compliments. poor buddy.

he definitely bites. a lot.

of course he's a little more careful with you, he still bites now and again. i feel like he's an agressive lover. wanting to squeeze the life out of things he finds 'cute' without ever admitting it.

he has a purple tongue. that's kinda cool. i like to think he probably has a tongue piercing too? i feel like he's the type.

definitely plenty of pent up feelings that he has a hard time expressing.

but pda? oh yeah. lives for it. his hands always has to be on you in one way or another. get's all agitated, and sulks when you pull you're hand away from his to pick something up, or to rummage through your bag. how dare you-- you owe a huge apology.

pet names; babe/baby, sweetheart, creature, mine, stupid/idiot(lovingly). he's very silly with these.

he has a hard time believing you'd ever choose him compared to the hero, rayman. with time maybe he'll learn you love him, and choose him because he's your first choice.

(superiority complex.)

he may not be the best person, but he's at least willing to learn to be better in his own way.

ramon.

can we all agree on the amount of trust issues this man has right about now? good.

after the betrayal with eden whether you've been in his life for years or not, he finds it hard to put everything out in front. it'll take him some time to rebuild trust after what eden did. and no, him needing to rebuild the trust has nothing to do with you! (i mean that in a good way.) you did nothing wrong(unless you did) in his eyes but, he used to believe eden was his everything. and with that, eden took everything. he worries that with time they'll take you too.

give him reassurance, quality time, the whole mile. remind him you're not going anywhere.

while cuddling in bed(couch, etc) probably the type to refuse to let you go to the bathroom because he doesn't want to let you go.

honestly, very romantic.

he loves fruit, and chocolate covered fruit too.

will buy you some, but steals a few pieces when you're not looking. he's sneaky like that.

also known that he likes sushi, but i feel like he probably has beef with the conveyer belt things. probably a bad experience, or he's mad at it for no reason.

i think he likes habatchi. it's very entertaining.

he's the type to tell the most outrageous stories out of the blue. he's the absolute king of 'i used to know a friend'.

probably kept up with everyone's drama as the news host. stays awake at night thinking about it sometimes.

y'know when someone tells you a joke and you don't get it at first? this is him figuring out what they meant at like 2:30 am.

another terrible sleep schedule. like absolutely horrendous.

he probably has nightmares about his time as a news host. thinking of the lies he used to spread. how much each one impacted someone elses life.

wakes up in a cold sweat. ends up focusing on you're calm breathing, and tries to match it. eventually falls asleep, not before firmly pulling you close to him. even when you wake up, you'll never escape his grasp.

on an alternative route, if you did wake up, he's extremely apologetic. tries to usher you back to sleep. now you're both awake munching on some food watching some shitty trash tv, criticizing why she choose james over percy.

he's not keen on pda. he worries for you're life. it's already a risk for you to be with him-- what if eden sees?

pet names too, but more casual with them behind closed doors. definitely married-couple-core. sweetheart, brat when he's being a pain, or play fighting. hon/hun, baby when he's literally attached to you're hip.

has frequent chronic migraine. enjoys just burying his face into you're stomache and just laying there while you're doing whatever your doing. like a cat.

enjoys the comfortable silence between you two, but small conversation is just as nice.

has guns. you broke a lamp. doesn't let you touch no more./j

he actually prefers you have a gun on your person at all times, even in the comfort of home. you'll never know what could happen when you can't protect yourself.

| the end.

[a/n: sorry it's a little short, but this is my first time writing for these three. addiction is strong, don't do rayman kids.]

[sumthinganarchy]

i like the idea of raymesis having beef with a baby

[zelenbug]

halloween!!! hallowen with raymam. drawn throughout october

you can see the origin (lmao like the game theyre from) of those costumes here. more propaganda for raymesis being a total loser dweeb

the ideas for these, aside from andre, were from my friend so props to her bc these are SMART. anyway globox is dressing up as his worst enemy (glutes these pesky birds) also to clarify andre is mad thats all they allow him to do Specifically with regards to making himself a hoodlum again

she put him in this because she thinks hes super lame

and finally more babys

[rayman-hype-house]

Everyone knows Mario is cool as frick. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he bay Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance

For additional context, Splinter Ray told '95 and I that if we wrote an essay, he'll finally let us take a peek in his room.

He didn't specify, so '95 volunteered to write an essay about one of his heroes: Mario.

I let him, and he gave me the paper. I was... well, it could be better. So we turned to Rayman (who met Mario personally) for assistance.

Rayman looked iffy about it, but Raymesis said it was good.

-UbiRay

[dib-thing-wannabe]

Okay, everyone's fucked, I'm making Rayman and Raymesis incorrect quotes.

Rayman: At least I wasn't a goddamn Coco Melon baby!

Raymesis: Wha- Bitch!! You quite literally ate dirt, you can't say shi-

Rayman: SHHHHH YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO REMIND ME OF THAT-

__________________________________

Raymesis: ... Fuck it, I'm gonna go throw up, be right back.

Rayman: Wha- Why??

Raymesis: I think that it'll make me feel better if I do.

Rayman: That is exactly what will make you feel worse!

____________________________________

Rayman: Come on, Raymesis. Spill.

Raymesis, not saying shit:

Rayman: I promise I won't tell a single soul about this, dead or living! Just tell me what.. that was about.

Raymesis, still not saying shit as his face starts progressively getting redder:

Rayman: ... Raymesis, tell me now, or I'm telling Mr Dark that you were just now laughing like a school girl for a good two minutes-

Raymesis: FUCK YOU-

[raving-rabbids]

pinned post yay

hi welcome to my cringe ass nae nae baby rabbid roleplay blog. lmao. sorry for being a fan of the rabbids as if its MY fault /silly

most of these posts will have a lot of (intentional) typos

rules um...dont be weird at me no SEX obviously. this blog is NOT serious in the SLIGHTEST do NOT treat it as such. feel free to send the rabbids hate mail i think they deserve it HDKDJDKDJDK

theres three different rabbid "personalites" im going to be using here that ive nicknamed BBBWWWAAAHHH (so very angry, HATES rayman, types in all caps usually bc he SCREAMS), #1 Rayman Stan (LOVES rayman, sweetie pie, types in lowercase usually, uses emoticons a lot :>) & Thousand Yard Stare (ambivalent to rayman. winning the idgaf war. posts shit like "rabbid" and "rabbid 2"), as well as the gaurd from the first raving rabbids game bc i like him (talks pretty simplisticly but is very smart, minimal typos, TYPES IN ALL CAPS LIKE THIS), otherwise the rabbids are non descript lol. pronouns dont matter follow your heart

willing to rp with clh blogs too since rayman is a part of that lol. if you have an issue with me doing this to your clh blog feel free to tell me off

ok ya thanx WAIT BEFORE I GO

cool other rp blogs yay

fakeman clh: @the-rayman-show

ramon clh: @gunsblazingg

cool au version of rayman my friend has: @rayman2beachball

raymesis: @raymanh8r

also heres my other rayman rp blog for the magician (legends/orgins version only): @mrdarksnumberonefan

[nathisisdead]

THE NYMPHS!

(Cause I replayed one of the games and cried)

Betilla; Oldest Nymph, has fairy genetics, legit one of the rulers of the council or has a lot of power. Also most mom…will take care of everything and everyone. Very protective, Polokus/bubble dreamers favourite Forest Nymph.

Also the eggplants mom so she’s there for him all the time.

Helena Handbasket; cool aunt…no like really cold to the touch. Knows hunting skills and gathering. Knitted Ray a lot of sweaters for winter & always gets them as christmas presents. Very sweet & soft spoken. Always a rosy nose of the cold. Loves warm hugs & smores

Edith Up; Fun Party Nymph, makes great buffet and deserts. Most relaxed one of all, smells good like fruit n makes a smashing sangria (bc of the ice level with the fruits)! Strong as heck but very sweet sensitive soul. Has a cookbook when Ray moves out & loves when his pal Globox comes to visit with him.

Holly Luya; ….one of the prettiest nymphs, can harmonise everything. Music is not only noise but spiritual, as it moves the Glade of Dreams in the right path of wealth & growth. Most intelligent in healing & rehabilitation, and is gifted with a golden warm voice. Everyone who visits desert of the digiridoos leaves with a smile and she is just fun to hang around. Gave Ray his first guitar….a broken one sadly.

Anetta Fish; great fun nymph, super strength and fast swimmer. Mermaidy coral, flashy colors and pears from the most beautiful oysters. Hates seagulls just like the rest. Iridescent skin in sunlight and dark eyes to see well in the sea. Also just fun to hang around & will take you to secret lagoons to relax. Gives rayman some nice pearls & rocks from the beach as gifts when he visits.

Fee De La Mort; I am biased…best nymph. (Super alternative but in that cool way tho? ), knows vodoo (obv cause the name implies). Will turn you in to a frog if you are rude, will turn into her monster form if you are Really mean. Lives in a dark house underground and will throw great parties, expect the loudest rock music you’ll ever hear. A bit sassy but in a good way, and also loves art. If you want tattoos go to her studio it’s the best. Will offer Rayman for piercings & tattoos but Betilla won’t allow it. Gave him an “eye”-phone in a gift, left him uncomfortable. Still uses it tho… also introduced Rayman to Metal. He thinks she’s the cool aunt but won’t tell anyone in fear of hurting them.

Also raymesis has a crush on her.

BONUS ROUND!:

Ly:…Rayman’s first crush and one of the most powerful fairies ever, everyone miss her and she never calls back. She just disappears if she doesn’t like things. Very cat like, but honest and sweet, will chit chat with Rayman for a while about his growth. Also give him a silver lum as a present….like every year.

Uglette; If you are sad? Visit uglette, the glades uncertified therapist and big momma. She will take good care of you and your friends, will call you “baby, darling” etc. you feel right at home. Good soup at globs house. Always cheerful. Rayman loves going to her house and eat dinner and just have a good time, especially if the feelings in him are a bit down. Will give him socks and scarfs for christmas. Homemade pie too

[freys-dumpster-fire]

Raymesis upset over losing a game of musical chairs to Rayman and some baby Globoxes.

Raymesis isn’t taking the defeat very well…

And here is a singular baby globox

[lonelimbless]

For some funny ideas since Mr. Dark lived in the Candy Château with Clowns let’s assume the Dark Descendants also lived there as well.

So when Mr. Dark disappeared they still lived together there and the Clowns raised them until like Rayman 3. So yeah being raised by clowns wasn’t the best. Not cause they were bad they were actually great caretakers you know when they were kids. The clowns antics kinda got tiring once Raymesis and Zephyr became teens.

You could also do some neat character exploration of the Dark Descendants during the events between Origins and Legends when Rayman was slumbering. Perhaps Raymesis question why he wants to prove himself the better Rayman or explore Zephyr desire to not be treated like a complete monster and making some attempts that go poorly or like Tychon meets some baby Globoxes and play with them until the mother pulls her kids away and say something “you shouldn’t associate with nightmares they might hurt you”

Oh man, the clowns being decent caretakers after Dark disappeared is nice and all, but also I planned on having the sibs leaving Candy Chateau during their teens and residing somewhere like the Arcane Forest nowadays as I imagined they probably would have been sick with the candy theming of the world and strive for new things.

I also feel like the sibs would have a moment where they became more open with their feelings and coming with an understandment, becoming more closer as a result and seeking comfort with one another. Raymesis may have figured out that he seeks to be the better Rayman because it's all what his father wanted and needing to be his own person, which Zephyr helps him out on. Tychon helps Zephyr on how to approach others without scaring them on accident due to his experience with the Globox kiddos. Lastly, Raymesis helps Tychon that he shouldn't let others judgement hold him down, which likely came from the aid he got from his sibs.

I hope I'm making sense where I'm going but for now, have a sketch of the sibs as kiddos.

[sumthinganarchy]

Some yandere rayman(s) rivalry headcanons

We gave the main two rivalries, obviously being rayman(origin/legends) and raymesis, and ramon and fakeman. though I think that there's one that no one has thought about, and that's raymesis and fakeman as I think they'd both be the meanest and bratiest, like they both want us as a pet.

Though I'm unsure if any of them would rival baby ray/ rayman1, rayman (hes platonic, he's a cutey but I may not do much with him because of that) as baby ray gets first dibs on cuddles, and I can see the others getting jealous, but at the same time I think that most of them like kids, so I'm unsure lol

[dib-thing-wannabe]

Who's this Rabbid Oc?

ooook, how in the hell do I word this-

The kids name is Jack Rabbid (a pun to a jackrabbit). When Raymesis found him, let's just say that he ages like a human would, and that he's about 10-12 months old. He doesn't look to different from the average baby Rabbid besides having two big brown patches of fur on him. One patch around his right eye, and the other being on the left side of his torso. The little bugger is essentially what you'd think a Rabbid baby would be like, but with extra anxieties (especially separation anxiety in terms of Raymesis, which is one of the reasons that Raymesis accidentally became the kids dad) and an extra hint of spoiled.

Now, anyone have any questions about his relationship and such with Raymesis or other characters?