#BABY GRETA 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[myfriendtheghost]

thinking about josh and munch today.

just some domestic thoughts:

imagine watching national geographic while he’s cooking dinner (i’m thinking the show about animal kingdom). he’s giving his commentary from the kitchen as he cooks, you’re chatting back and forth as you watch, he pops his head in to coo at the baby hippo named greta when you told him to hurry up and come see. when he hears you gasp and shout “no!” he comes rushing over to the living room, apron and spatula in hand and giggles at your reaction to the big hippos bullying baby greta on the television.

(the bullying in question) (really just showing that baby greta is in fact real)

when the two of you are basking in your free time, he’s on the couch reading a book, your feet are resting on his thighs while you paint your toe nails. josh mindlessly taps his fingers on your foot. you two are in your own little world, but it’s so comforting for josh to have you close to him, even if you’re doing two different tasks.

it’s been said before, but he loves nothing more than sitting on the toilet seat while you shower / take a bath. he sometimes will chat with you about anything and everything, or just sit and bask in each others presence. when he gets bored he loves going through all your skin care items and asking what everything is and how to use it. he will ask if he can try it with you sometime.

going grocery shopping would be a blast. he wouldn’t want to plan for any meals, he always says that inspiration will strike him at the store which makes you guys spend way more time at the store than necessary.

watching a sad tv show with him.. (i’m thinking episode three of the last of us specifically) and holding each other while crying your eyes out.. you both wipe each others tears away and giggle at one another for crying.

you and josh washing dishes together.. he washes and you dry. he bumps hips with you, and will whip your bum with the wet wash cloth just to see you jump

him sitting in the bathroom with you while you put on makeup to go out. he watches you pull out a shimmery eyeshadow and instantly perks up. he shyly asks if you’ll put a little bit on him. so you do, and add a little mascara and he can’t stop looking at himself in the mirror because he loves how sparkly his eyelids look, and how they really bring out his baby cow eyes.

ok i think thats all for now

this was just multiple punches to the chest back to back

[allieisacrybaby]

do yall realize sam is literally a girl dad🥺☹️🎀

[sirjacobthomaskiszka]

did hims put a hole in his pants after he fell?

[gretnabancheese]

Happy birthday princess

[adamparrishes]

oh she makes me unwell

[gretnabancheese]

Extremely unwell thank you very much

sammy lane how we feeling??

[hijinxinprogress]

The JL finds out Captain Marvels identity and regrets it immensely

JL find out Captain Marvels a child and they start trying to parent him and just being awkward so it’s decided that Captain Marvel will join YJ (Clark started referring to Billy only as ‘son’ and ‘young man’ one time Billy saw an airplane and Clark leaned down and went “That there, son, is called an airplane and it-” “I’ll fucking stab you istg”)

To the public Captain Marvel is just extra supervision for YJ but the hero community knows it’s a way to discretely move Captain Marvel onto a team with people his age and be ‘safer’

But it doesn’t work out the way they want bc Billy’s a chaos gremlin much like YJ so they’re just doing dumb shit in the public eye bc they technically have ‘adult supervision’ (it takes Billy fifteen minutes to convince yj to go against being supervised by green lanterns)

“We’re literally your coworkers??” “I’ve literally never seen you before besides isn’t it illegal for cops to question a minor without their guardian present? 🤨” “Technically, he’s not their coworker bc he’s not in the jl anymore” “Kon” “What? I’m just saying!” “Stfu wait does Marvel even have a guardian??” “He doesn’t”

Anita and Billy are trading magic tips and teaching each other spells they should NOT have access to esp bc they’ve blown up thirteen city blocks and 1/4 of almost every planet they’ve visited with YJ

Cassie and Billy play high stakes games of catch above the earths atmosphere with missiles and shit in their free time and also during missions

Kon and Billy do just plain dumb shit they have no business doing and then playing up the ‘I’m just a baby…and I’m not even really human/I didn’t have a childhood so how would I know that I shouldn’t do that?’ excuse after bankrupting Luthor for the third time this month along with demolishing all of his newly renovated buildings (Which he and Greta repurposed to create low income housing and food pantries)

Cissie invites Marvel to all her Olympic events and he shows up to every single one with an obnoxiously large magical banner

Bart and Billy plan quips, one liners, and trash talk together and everyone hates it bc they only use the good ones on them but villains (along with everyone in their immediate vicinity) are subjected exclusively to shit like “nuh uh” and “make me”

Greta and Billy are taking down shady government operations with zero fucks to give (they had houses built for the people affected but they did also send a very long list of people to the hospital/morgue)

Billy makes Tim a magic skateboard that flies at like Mach 1 with so many magic cameras it’s concerning bc he thinks Tim being unhinged is funny especially it inconveniences or at least stresses out batman

But they’re mostly talking about what lies they’ve told the jl recently so they can plan their lies around each other “I lied to batman yesterday so you gotta back me up” and Tim’s fabricating evidence despite having no other information bc Billy will 100% “Aren’t you a so called ‘ethical’ billionaire? Nonono it’s whatever, I just thought you’d want to look out for the people but-”

And JL tries to lecture Billy about it ‘you should be more mature. I expected better’ and he’s just like ‘why?? I’m baby 🥺 I don’t know any better’ 

And Green Arrow’s so goddamn confused bc ‘Bro?? I’ve watched you do negotiations when Superman’s not available…’ ‘I’m just a little guy’ ‘I’VE WATCHED YOU STOP A WHOLE ASS INVASION IN TEN MINUTES’ ‘little baby man’ ‘But you’re one of the strongest members of the league???’ ‘You do know I couldn’t tie my own shoes like six years ago, right?’ ‘HOW OLD ARE YOU’ ‘Wouldn’t you like to know’

YJ and Billy just do a bunch of petty shit until JL has had enough and they’re like fine whatever it wasn’t a problem before

[neroushalvaus]

Tumblr in the 60s – Part 2

Part 1 / Deleted Scenes

💁🏼‍♀️brigittebardots Follow

anyone want to get fake married so i can get the pill to slut around

💋 marrymetwiggy Follow

Just say you have painful monthlies, I heard it works if you have a nice doctor!

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Remember you still should use the sheet whenever possible. Stay safe ♡

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♒ let-the-sunshine-in Follow

i think there's something wrong with me, i'm just so sleepy all the time, it's not fair

👭 marvelettesofficial Follow

That's because you spend all your nights listening to radio luxembourg

♒ let-the-sunshine-in Follow

i heard nothing last night so i built an antenna out of poultry net, iron wire and bits of tin. i cut my fingers and our family chickens ran away

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A small price to pay for some music.

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the antenna fell apart before the german guy stopped talking

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🗣 ilovejohnlennon-deactivated19660729

me: chilling

my brain: if you were shot and weren't sure whether you'd live or die should you call the cops to make sure your murderer gets caught or call the ambulance to increase your chance of survival

me: what

🗣 elviskneesofficial-deactivated19631119

There should be a number that'd reach both of those

🕺 elvisherselvis Follow

That number already exists. It's been used in my city for like a two decades.

🏆 petebest-or-bust Follow

🕺 elvisherselvis Follow

Fuck you I'm British.

🪛 patrickwhoghton Follow

Oh my G, this post from -62 sounds so prophetic now that they're trying to make the 911 thing catch on, where's that jagger meme

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🕺 elvisherselvis Follow

This is literally not gift of prophecy. I told you back when this post was first made that this number has already existed in UK for years. It was obviously going to spread elsewhere, even US was bound to catch on at some point.

🏆 petebest-or-bust Follow

you are still here?? keeping an eye on this post??

💋 marrymetwiggy Follow

you're so grumpy @elvisherselvis maybe you should phone the emergency number and get a wahhh-mbulance

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📼 bisexualbarbaradane Follow

my date: Oh I listen to folk as well!

me: That's so cool! Who are your favourites?

my date: I'm sooo into Bob Dylan.

me:

my date: Is everything okay?

me, stuffing jelly babies into my purse: I have to go, like, right now, immediately, sorry

#it's okay if you liked dylan before he became the judas he is #but you can't call yourself a folk fan if you still support him #ugghh i hate him #electric guitar using lil bitch #sigh #jelly baby meme #bob dylan critical // #anti bob dylan // #bob dylan hate //

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Cock and balls, I'm watching this previously banned american film where an american man is trying to fuck a soviet spy (played by famously very russian Greta Garbo) by offering her champagne and he is like "have you never had champagne?" and Greta is like "never 🥺 only goat's milk and a ration of vodka in the army" and the tv screen freezed and was like "ERROR!! CHAMPAGNE HAS BEEN SERVED IN SOVIET UNION SINCE 1936" I'm 😂😂😂

🪐 stalincredible Follow

You Americans will say anything to make Soviet stuff look silly

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Where do you think I am watching soviet tv from?? Or did I miss the memo where americans have the monopoly on joking about their own damn country??

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"In future there will be telephones you can take with you anywhere" I can't even fucking listen to Radio Luxembourg without building a goddamn satellite, sending it to space, reciting spells and prayers, and sticking the radio out of the window at 2am EET. And even then it needs to be snowing for it to work because the radio wave fairies like snow or some shit

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preach

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[myfriendtheghost]

i may go to college in new england, but i am a floridian at heart! i live really close to orlando so i’d love to discuss josh at disney! you guys had me twirling my hair and kicking my feet talking abt josh at disney. i feel like josh would be a big fan of muppetvision. on tower of terror he would instantly reach over and grab your arm when you drop. he would giggle like a maniac when his bum lifts off the seat though.

i also just love to imagine him at animal kingdom. if he wore his khaki jumpsuit he would look like a little safari man!!! he would lean so close to you and point at the animals with the sweetest smile on his face.

(maybe this is too self inserty lol but) you would look at him with your little remy ears on asking him to please go on remys ratatouille adventure and he’s like “munch, isn’t this ride for kids??” but he cant resist how cute you look with the remy headband on (as if he would ever say no to you anyway) (and he also secretly wants to go on it too). at the gift shop he would see the little remy that sits on your shoulder and he would buy it and wear it on his shoulder the entire rest of the trip. (bonus points if he wears it on him hat to be a lil silly at one point)

ok sorry i’m done

-🦦

YES JOSH WOULD LOVE MUPPETVISION !!! AND KILIMANJARO SAFARIS AAAAAAA I want to take him to the parks so baaaaddd 😭😭😭 also I would cling onto him for dear life on ToT LMAO that ride scares me so bad 😭 Mission Breakout at DCA is probably my favorite theme park ride ever but ToT scares me so much

also I would do heinous things to see Josh with a shoulder Remy ESPECIALLY ON HIM HAT that’s everything to MEEEE

[cowgurrrl]

Love you writing - so I have a request please! Joel taking the twins and Sammy trick or treating. Him just trying to wrangle 3 wild nuggets. I image the girls in this scenario being like 4/5. I also love the ideas of the girls being little weirdos and just picking odd costumes like the Nun or Michael Myers. They have of course never watched either movie.

I love this!! I changed it around a little but this idea made me giggle. Thank you for the request and the sweet words 🥺❤️

I’m Just Ken

Pairing: rockstar!joel miller x actress!reader

Summary: A Halloween fashion show with the Millers [~700]

Warnings: horror movie characters, delusion, a surprise at the end

“What is my daughter wearing?” You ask unceremoniously as you walk into the bedroom. Joel is sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling his boots off, and he chuckles at your question like he’s been waiting for it all day. 

“Your daughter picked out her own costume at Spirit Halloween and wouldn’t take no for an answer.” He says. The insinuation that it was your stubbornness that passed to Violet and put you in this situation is not missed.  

“So you let our four-year-old buy a Michael Myers mask and jumpsuit as her Halloween costume?” 

“You didn’t even see what the other one picked out.” He laughs, and you scrub a hand down your face. 

“Joel…” you sigh as you walk back down the hallway to ask Sophia to show you what she picked out for Halloween. Sure enough, she comes up with a black robe and a Scream mask. 

“Me and Vi are gonna match!” She exclaims from behind the white, permanently screaming mask. You take a deep breath before crouching down to her level. 

“Baby, do you know what this mask is from?”

“No, but look!” She smiles as she pushes a button, and fake blood spills down from the top. “Cool, right?” Her excitement is heartbreaking, and you don’t dare to tell her no. 

“Very cool, honey,” you say. “There weren’t any other costumes you saw there that you liked?” 

“No, I like this one the best, and I get to match with sissy.” Almost as if on cue, a tiny Michael Meyers walks into the room, giggling like there’s no tomorrow. Normally, this would be any parent’s nightmare, but you can’t stop yourself from giggling right alongside them. 

“Alright, c’mere, you little freaks.” You say as you wrap the girls up in a big hug, smooshing their masks in the process. The girls snuggle into you before chasing each other around in the weirdest, cutest horror movie crossover you’ve ever seen.

“Mommy, you didn’t even say anything about my costume!” A voice whines from the doorway, and you look up to see Sam in a Mario costume, mustache and all. The snort leaves you before you can stop it. It’s insane how much he looks like Joel with the Mario stache on. Thank God Sammy isn’t fazed by your laughter and runs over to hug you, too.

“You look so handsome, bud!” You kiss his cheek. “You didn’t want a scary costume like your sisters?”

“No, those are way too scary for me!” He shakes his head like he’s proving his point, and you laugh again. 

“Did Daddy get a costume, too, or just you guys?”

“Daddy did get a costume.” Joel’s voice is the next one in the doorway, and when you look up, you cover your mouth with your hands and do your best to hide your laughing. There before you is your life partner of a little over a decade dressed as Mojo Dojo Casa House Ken, complete with the minx and everything. The kids all laugh and run over to Joel, climbing him like a tree, which he takes in stride. You knew Joel loved the Barbie movie— he loves anything you’re in— but this is a new feat. 

“No way they were selling that at Spirit.” You say as he tickles the little Mario and Ghostface. 

“They weren’t. I texted Greta bout a month or two ago and asked her if I could borrow it.” 

“You just texted one of the most successful female directors of our time and the woman who has signed my paychecks to ask if you could borrow a costume from a billion-dollar film?” 

“She thought it’d be funny.” 

“Mommy, are you gonna be Barbie again?” Violet asks excitedly, and you laugh.

“I guess so.”

“Sublime!” Joel yells. Halloween isn’t for another couple of days, but you wouldn’t be able to tell with all the screaming costume-clad children running around the playroom. They’re obviously excited, but once Daisy comes into the room wearing bumble bee wings, it’s over. The kids and Daisy run down the hallway, trying to “catch the Daisy Bee” and leave you and Ken alone. 

“You are absolutely ridiculous.” You say, but you’re smiling a little too big for it to be believable. 

“There are worse things.” He says as he leans down to kiss you, but you put a hand on his lips before he can.

“I love you, but I’m not kissing you while you’re dressed like my coworker.” 

“I’ll change.”

“Good idea,” you smile as he turns to leave, but you grab his hand before he can get far. “But if you happened to skip putting a shirt back on, that’d be cool, too.” 

“Whatever you say, Barbie.” 

TAGLIST: @abbyhaslongshorts @kiwiharrykiwi @sumsworldz @myloveistoolittle @anavatazes @marantha

[y0itsbri]

hi hi hello! i'm still here and still queer! happy pride!

i've been tagged by a whole lot of you (makes my heart feel so so warm and happy thank you 🥺 been busy w work and health and the usual stuff but i miss y'all 🥺) ✨✨✨ @mishervellous @ian-galagher @celestialmickey @heymrspatel @xninetiestrendx @creepkinginc @vintagelacerosette @howlinchickhowl @whatwouldmickeydo @metalheadmickey @gallawitchxx @milkovetti @lee-ow ✨✨✨

okay we're gonna speedrun it all!

tag game tuesday (a couple versions ago)

name: bri

age: *checks calendar* uhhhhh twenties

pronouns: they/she/he

when is your birthday? august baby!

where do you call home? a tiny lil room on the third floor

do you have any pets? cat and hermit crab

current favorite musical artist: djo & greta van fleet

what do you do for work? fold clothes and hang clothes and organize clothes and price clothes and.....

if you could have lunch with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be? fuck it, harry styles

what are you wearing right now? an oversized lavender tshirt that says 'radiant energy' and has a bunch of angel numbers

you’re going back to school, what’s your major? ART

last fanfic or book you read: stranger things fics!

and finally, share a happy memory with me: creating the sexy villains playlist a couple years ago 💋 (hi @messedwithmandy @grumpymickmilk)

tag game tuesday (again!)

sun sign: leo!

what day of the week were you born? Friday's child is loving and giving <3

first app you open in the morning: notes or discord

last song you listened to: gimme! gimme! gimme! - leo (a metal cover of abba's version)

what type of phone do you have? iphone 7. i'm pretty sure this thing is like nokia level indestructible

something you’d like to learn how to do: shoot a gun sdhflkdsfh

art gallery or history museum? art gallery! let's get weirdddd

your least favorite chore: dishes r the devil and i've got an appointment with the devil a few times a week>:(

do you believe in fate? all signs point to yes

if offered immortality, would you take it? absoLUTELY (wdym? reading twilight during my formative years hasn't impacted me at allllll...)

how are you feeling right now? my feet hurt 😔

finally, tell me something you’re looking forward to: seeing my girlfriend again!!!!! been wayyy too long <//3

aaaaand it's JOY LIST week!

ice cream, specifically of the mint chocolate chip and root beer float varieties

animal crossing!!!!!!!!!! y'all i'm a fuckin gamerrrrrr

twitch streamers

my loved ones

getting new merchandise in at work

good banter with coworkers

80s slasher summer vibes

sprite

instruments that FUCK

pride

big shirt no pants

bob's burgers

rain

LESBIAN VERSION OF THE ULTIMATUM (reality tv show)

shopping hauls

the moon

PICREWS

1, 2, 3, 4

i'm tagging anyone and everyone! i care about you all so much! 🌈

[brxkxnhxxrtsclxb]

i wanted to show my little skullector collection🖤

i have the bride of chunky set, annabelle and the nightmare before christmas set :3

i won’t lie i’m kinda tempted to buy another set of chucky and tiffany dolls cuz they’re my fave🖤 they’re so gore-geous to me !!

i just really love this set and i’m so tempted to play with mine but i don’t dare myself to restyle them cuz i like having them the way they are so a second set might be better for that >.<

chucky and tiffany are special to me cuz they’re what got me back into doll collecting. upon opening them, i remembered my love for dolls🥰

i adore tiffany and annabelle’s dresses ♡ the blood splattered hearts are cute and i love the drippy blood and rose on annabelle’s !! lowkey wish i had some for my size xD

and i’m really grateful i have jack and sally🥺 especially with how much it’s gone up in price >.<

if anyone’s curious, i got all these on launch day. i wouldn’t pay resellers for jack and sally cuz those prices are ridiculous. (also why i don’t have greta >.< cuz at the time i didn’t think they’d be worth it) and another reason i’m considering another set of chucky and tiffany is cuz they’re around retail price secondhand :3

but yes, these babies are cute !! i’m so happy i have them🖤✨

[ruethemazerunner]

Hi! Was wondering if you have any songs that remind you of Last Boss or that give you Last Boss vibes? I’m planning on making a Spotify playlist for him

Yes!!

Okay so if we’re talking ‘Precious’ or anything Last Boss in a romantic sense, a few come to mind, namely: Yellow by Coldplay, Line Without A Hook by Ricky Montgomery, A Part of Me by Neckdeep, Baby Come Home 2/Valentines by the Neighborhood, definitely The Reason by Hoobastank, (specifically in relation to Precious, We’re Just Friends by Loving Caliber), Drive Safe by Rich Brian, It’s You by Ali Gate, Little Do You Know by Alex & Sierra, Wonderwall by Oasis, I Wanna Be Yours by Arctic Monkeys, Until I Found You by Hiko, (also kind of End Up Here by 5SOS 😭), I want to Know What Love is Foreigner, IRIS BY THE GOO GOO DOLLS!, Like We Used To by A Rocket To The Moon, St. Patrick by PVRIS, Eternally Yours by Motionless in White, 21 Questions by Waterparks, All About You by McFly, ¡Corre! by Jesse Y Joy, FOREVER YOURS BY GRAYSCALE!!, and ESPECIALLY Give Me Your Attention by Candelion (that song is my hidden gem hehe)

Last Boss in general… Songs like Supermassive Black Hole by Muse, My Own Worst Enemy by Lit, Norman fucking Rockwell by Lana Del Rey, Criminal by Britney Spears (duh), You Got to Go by Above & Beyond, The Art of Anesthesia by SayWeCanFly, 21 Guns by Green Day, Disturbia by Rihanna, (lowkey La La La by Naughty Boy), Cassie by Chase Atlantic, Affection by Scruffpuppie (🥺), Come as You Are by Nirvana, I think im OKAY by Yungblud and MGK, One in the Chamber by Famous Last Words, Take What You Want by One Ok Rock, MONSTER BY LADY GAGA!!!, Nobody’s Hero and Shadows Die (both by Black Veil Brides), Moving On by Asking Alexandria, (lowkey also Bad Romance by Lady Gaga), Run by Snow Patrol (such a good one 😩), Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana, Robbers by the 1975, River Flows In You by Yiruma, and Light My Love by Greta Van Fleet.

Honestly if you feel like none of these fit Last Boss feel free to ignore me lol 😭 these are just some songs that give me Takatora vibes or remind me of him in some way. Let me know when the playlist is done! I’d love to check it out!

[daughter-of-melpomene]

There’s SO many OCs of yours that I love!!! I must say that my favourites include: your Star Trek babies, ALL your Glee babies, Rosaline, Esther, Cat and Greta!! 💖

@dancingsunflowers-ocs 💖💜💙

AHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH, ALEXANDRA!!! It literally means so much that so many people love so many of my babies, I can't even (🥺).

Some cookies for you: 🍪🍪🍪🍪

anonymously (or not) tell me which of my ocs is your favorite!!

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

I posted 5,790 times in 2022

That's 5,782 more posts than 2021!

2,746 posts created (47%)

3,044 posts reblogged (53%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@sing-against-the-sky

@sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine

@ejacutastic

I tagged 3,395 of my posts in 2022

Only 41% of my posts had no tags

#gvf - 2,220 posts

#greta van fleet - 2,168 posts

#josh kiszka - 1,897 posts

#jake kiszka - 1,876 posts

#danny wagner - 1,861 posts

#sam kiszka - 1,828 posts

#jake gvf - 1,815 posts

#josh gvf - 1,810 posts

#danny gvf - 1,787 posts

#sam gvf - 1,769 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#im going crazy im giggling like an idiot at my desk my coworker asked me whats so funny and im just laughing bc what am i supposed to do??

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Neon Moon- S.F.K

Authors Note:

Haven't been able to stop thinking about making another period piece, but this time, The Wild West! I've been on a real Sam high lately and I can't stop thinking about how perfect long haired Sammy would look dressed as a cowboy, so I thought this would be a good story for him, plus I'm from the south so this was a lot of fun to write.

Synopsis:

You and your least favorite cowboy on the ranch have to ride out on a cattle drive alone together until one night tensions run high under the moonlight.

Word count: 9.9K (this is becoming a pattern)

WARNING: 18+ Minors DNI, Enemies to lovers smut, but make it a western. Swearing, alcohol, minor injury, fingering, light spanking, raw doggin' (wrap before you tap it with a cowboy babes).

Pairing: Cowboy!Sam x female reader

Let me know what you think, I love hearing from y'all! Let me know if you wanna be tagged in a future post and hit up my messages if you want a request for a future story! YEEHAW!

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#4

Mended. J.M.K

Author’s Note: This story holds alot of my own bullshit from my past and kind of my journey back to self acceptance and letting go of what had been done to me. I'm hoping you guys enjoy my story, I've been wanting to move this pain into art and something that doesn't just belong to me anymore.

Requests:

Anon:

From the prompts, can u do something with Josh using: “ when i am near you, i finally know how it feels to breathe without worry, without caution. i just feel safe with you… “Like the reader had been in a toxic relationship prior to meeting Josh and when she feels how comfortable he makes her feel she confesses this quote to him??? And the whole thing is all fluffy and heartfelt🥺🥰😍😭 thank u sis for feeding us so well😩😩😩

And this Anon as well, I sort of added them to the pot!

Anon:Ok I’m shy but here I go😭🙈

Can you do something with the prompt:

“Just do what feels good baby, there’s no rush…”

Like maybe it’s her first time ✨riding✨ him and he’s kinda helping her and encouraging her? Something along those lines🥰

I kind of combined both of these requests for this fic!

Synopsis: After being with your boyfriend for so long, the two of you find yourselves sharing a long awaited first time.

Word Count: 6.2k (bit of a breeze eh?)

Pairing: Josh Kiszka x Female Reader

Warnings: Warnings: 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. Very very fluffy, very sweet, very smutty. Foul language, oral, mentions of past sexual abuse and sexual trauma. (Wrap it before you tap your beautiful boyfriend)

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391 notes - Posted April 5, 2022

#3

Snow Angel. J.M.K

authors note:

This is the first gvf one shot I've ever written and it's been ages since I've written like this before so I hope you enjoy it.

Synopsis:

On your vacation to a ski resort you run into the sexiest man on the mountain who practically saves your life.

Word count: 9.9K

WARNING: 18+ Minors DNI, fluff, definitely smutty, very smutty, praise, swearing, alcohol, oral (f recieving), raw doggin' (wrap before you tap). Mentions of injury and surgery (not crazy).

Pairing: Josh x female reader

Please let me know what you think!

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448 notes - Posted January 5, 2022

#2

Take aways from the new Danny interview

Jake is the best cook, "from pasta to making a soup that takes 3 days"

Josh is the most particular about the band

Danny and Sam can read music Josh and Jake cannot but they say it's really not something they have to do alot

Heat Above was written 6 or 7 years before TBAGG and is the oldest song on the album

At camp fires Danny will either play on a cardboard box and bang on that or usually will play guitar

"I'm not a brother by blood but I am a brother."

They all stink after a show and all their wardrobe stinks.

Sam and Josh wash their feet right after a show and they all shower after to try and ground themselves (like duh but thank god)

Danny hasn't really Googled himself besides to see if they have his height right and when their tour dates are because he forgets

The boys had Thanksgiving together during the pandemic

Metallica is super fuckin nice

Describes himself as the most introverted in the band and is nervous to go up and introduce himself to big time artists at festivals (like girl me too I'd be so scared)

They enjoy making music videos alot (didn't say anything about any new ones or broken bells)

"New music is coming sooner than you think"

I love Danny omg he's so polite and sweet and I wanna kiss him all over.

https://youtu.be/AQnevMMLUKQ

496 notes - Posted August 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Feather Light- J.M.K

Author’s Note:

This is in response to an anon request I got asking for a tantric sex smut with Josh. I hope you can’t tell how little I know about tantric sex aside from the smut I’ve read on this godforsaken hell-site, but hey I had fun and I bet you will too! Also, I googled harem pants to see if they were what I thought they were called and now it's the only ad I get on instagram now so that’s cool.

Synopsis:

After so many relationships and sexual partners, you just can’t seem to find any real release, well, that’s until you met Dr. J.M.K.

Word count: 8.1K (some light reading)

WARNING: 18+ Minors DNI, smut but make it Dr. J.M.K, tantric sex, swearing, raw doggin' (wrap it before you tap your spiritual psychology teacher).

Pairing: Dr. J.M.K x female reader

I love hearing from all of you and what you think of my writing. Let me know what you’d like to see, any requests or if you would like to be added to my taglist for future stories! Love y’all!

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905 notes - Posted February 19, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

This is honestly so insane to me. I made this account just around the beginning of this year just because I wanted to give Snow Angel a home and seeing it in my top 5 posts means a lot. I cannot believe the journey that this has taken me on. I am incredibly thankful of all the love you have not only shown me, but the love you have shown for my stories. I've always loved to write and I am so happy that you all seem to enjoy what I write and I am so thankful for that. You all mean the world to me, every last comment, note, funny tag and reblog means the absolute world to me and I am forever grateful and blessed for your support.

To another year on this hellsite surrounded by endless Gresties and friends. I love you all.

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My god, Brummie, you absolutely destroyed my in this chapter. I cried to hard at the end, these poor babies! 😭💔

" She means everything to me" he said quietly turning his head back to you as he cupped your cheeks. " Everything" he added pecking your lips gently once again.

I am sobbing over this oh my god 😭😭😭. He loves her so much. I don’t even know what he will do if she dies! 

His panic over her condition broke my heart. I’ve always had a bit of a headcanon that his loved ones being sick is a big trigger for him, considering what happened to Greta. This poor man, having to watch the woman he loves slip away and be able to do nothing to keep her with him 😭.

Polly is always the one he goes to when at his most vulnerable. I loved how he seemed to almost regress here, like he was a young boy again unsure of what to do and begging her for help. 

" Polly I can't, I.. I love her"  

Oh, sweetheart…I just wanna wrap him up in the biggest hug 🥺

The return of the chamomile as a healing drought was such a cool detail to include!

The cemetery scene absolutely wrecked me…you did such a great job capturing the heartbreak from both sides. Tommy forcing himself to be cruel and claim he never loved her to force her to go back was fucking gutting. And then him changing his mind and wanting to tell her one last time that he loved her, but being too late…I am an absolute wreck 😭😭😭. I could feel my heartbreaking right along with theirs. 

I have to believe that they’ll find their way back to each other somehow and finally be happy. It’s all they deserve after all the heartache. 

Absolutely amazing work, Brummie! I continue to be in awe of your talents! 🖤

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A Ghost Of A Man (PART NINE)

Summary: As the readers health continues to decline, Tommy takes her back to Birmingham to see his Aunt. Will Polly even be able to help?

Warnings: Language, supernatural themes

It was morning, Tommy had stayed up with you all night watching you slowly drift in and out of sleep. You didn't have a fever, you wasn't shivering, he prayed it was only exhaustion.

" Tommy it's fine, I'm feeling better" you said opening your eyes to see him sitting on the edge of the bed next to you.

" You're not fine Y/N" he said looking at your pale ghostly face, the colour of your eyes muted, lifeless.

" Look I am, ok" you said getting up from the bed, summoning up the energy to prove him wrong " I'll be fine Tommy, go, it's not like I'm going anywhere" you laughed weakly.

"I'm staying" he said sighing as he stood up to rub your back.

" Tommy, Curly's here, he'll look after me" you said placing a hand on his chest, desperate to lay back down and close your eyes. Stroking your cheek with his thumb, Tommy lowered his head, tenderly kissing your lips. Sighing he looked over to the door.

" Curly" he called out.

" Yes Tommy" he said peaking his head down the catch.

" Look after her ok?" He said pointing his finger to him.

" Oh yes Tommy, don't you worry, she'll be just fine" he replied, as he went back on deck to steer the narrow boat.

" She means everything to me" he said quietly turning his head back to you as he cupped your cheeks. " Everything" he added pecking your lips gently once again.

The moment Tommy left the boat you stumbled back falling onto the bed, too weak to stand any longer. There was something very wrong, the intense buzzing noise relentlessly drummed on in your ears as your hands shook at the pain that pulsed through your weak body. For the next two hours you laid in bed shivering as you hugged yourself, crying thinking that at any moment you was going to die. You needed help. Finally giving into the pain, you pushed away your stubbornness to soldier on and made your way up the small wooden steps

"Curly? Curly..I need Tommy.." you said as you collapsed down the small stairs onto the cabin floor. Rushing to you, Curly gently tapped the side of your face trying to wake you up.

" I'll help you up Miss Y/N" he said as he picked you up, carrying you over to the small bed. Panicked, Curly rushed back on deck as he fetched a large bucket of water, pulling out a small rag from his jacket, he soaked the cloth in the cold water as he gently placed it onto your forehead. Bolting up from the sudden coldness you regained consciousness.

" You're burning up Miss Y/N" he stumbled out.

" Get Tommy, I need Tommy" you said weakly holding onto his arm.

" Tommy, yes, yes, I'll go get Tommy" he said as he hurried up the stairs out onto the docks. Seeing Tommy in the distance walking towards him, Curly started running up the path .

" Curly!?" Tommy called out, as he saw him running his way, panic in his eyes.

" It's Miss Y/N, Tom. She's on fire, has a fever like I've never seen" he said as he came to a stop in front of him. Searching Curly's eyes in panic and confusion, Tommy started sprinting along the dock to the January as fast as he could.

"Y/N..Y/N!" he said rushing down the steps to your side, touching your head only to quickly remove it at the sheer heat of your pale skin.

" Tommy..what's happening?" You said opening your eyes to see the fear in his.

" I need to get her to my Aunt, Curly" he said turning his head to Curly's frantic state. " Curly! Find a car, ok" he said walking to him, holding him by his arms " A car?" He reaffirmed as he handed him a bundle of money.

" A car, yes Tom, I'll find you a car" Curly replied rushing off the boat. Turning back to face you, Tommy brushed his hand down his face.

"Fuck!" He said losing control of his emotions as he punched a hole into the frail wooden wall.

"Tommy.." you croaked, reaching your hand out for him.

" Hey, hey I'm here ok, It's gonna be alright, everything is gonna be alright" He said no longer sure if he was trying to comfort you or himself anymore. Holding your hand in his, whilst his lips rested on your knuckles he watched you... watched as you slowly closed your eyes, drifting away again.

For two hours through the pouring rain, Tommy drove as fast as he could to Birmingham from Camden Town. You laid in the back seats covered in a blanket, drifting in and out of sleep as sweat gathered on your fragile skin. Turning around, Tommy looked at your weak state as you lay there shivering. Slamming both his hands onto the steering wheel he clenched his jaw, unable to do anything. Tommy Shelby always the man with a plan on how to get out of things, this time had to unwillingly accept he didn't have one. Gripping the stirring wheel tightly he narrowed his eyes on the road in front of him as his thoughts consumed him. He loved you, and now like a cruel twist of fate, it was you who was being taken from him, you who was not far from death.

Turning sharply around the corner onto Watery Lane, Tommy stopped the car jumping out, shouting for his Aunt as he opened the backseat door.

"Polly! Polly!" He bellowed as he carried you in his arms to the front door.

"Tommy, what...oh god, get in" she said as she opened the door covering her mouth only to see her Nephew standing their in the rain, panic in his eyes, holding your nearly lifeless body in his arms.

"Polly help..." he said in desperation as he hurried into the the house. Laying you down onto the large sofa he knelt down beside you, moving your hair away from your face as he gently pulled away the black ribbon that had loosened in your hair, placing it in his coat pocket.

" Tommy, Tommy... What happened?" she said turning his shoulder trying to get his attention.

" I don't know, I don't know!... she didn't look good last night. I only left for a few hours. Came back and she had a fever, she was burning up Pol" he said as he sat down next to you, his elbows on his knees as he buried his head into his hands. "What's happening Polly?" He said as he looked up to his Aunt. "I know you know how she got here, you know everything, you always have" he said standing up.

" Her fever is going down" she said, ignoring her Nephew as she gently stroked your cheek.

" Polly, would you tell me what's happening?" he asked again as he turned his aunt to look at him.

" She's dying Tommy"

"What...no, she's not dying...she just needs a doctor, Polly do something, you need to do something!" he demanded as he held onto his Aunts arm. Walking over to the kitchen she started boiling water, placing various herbs into a small tea cup.

" Polly? Polly?! Would you fucking stop and help her" he said as he abruptly walked over to his Aunt, fear running through his body.

" Tommy you need to understand something" she said pushing him away from her. "She's dying in this world Tommy, she needs to go back, back before it's too late " She said as she quickly turned back around to pour the now boiling hot water into the small porcelain cup.

" No" he said sharply shaking his head. Turning to face her Nephew, she slowly approached him.

"Tommy she will die" she said looking deep into his eyes, trying to reason with him.

" Polly I can't, I.. I love her"

" Oh Tommy.." she said as she gently placed a hand to his cheek." Love her enough to keep her alive?" she added as she let go. " She can't stay here any longer " Polly said as she approached you, kneeling down beside you with the warm tea cup in her hand.

Resting the cup on a small table beside the sofa she gently turned your hand around. " No blood was offered" she said quietly to herself. " The spell was not completed " she whispered softly into your ear as Tommy watched, trying to listen to what his Aunt was saying.

"Polly?" Tommy questioned. " What are you not telling me?" He said as he approached his Aunt.

Ignoring her nephew once again, Polly picked up the warm tea lifting your head as she let it slowly drip into your mouth. She waited patiently, watching you as the noise of the rain outside battered against the windows, darkness filling the room from the night sky. Turning your head you slowly opened your eyes.

" Y/N" Tommy said as he rushed to be beside you.

" Is that chamomile?" you said a weak smile forming on your lips as you tried to laugh. Sighing Tommy shook his head at your obliviousness to the situation.

" Y/N you're not good" he said as he pinched the bridge of his nose. Grabbing hold of your hand he huffed as he came to the reluctant conclusion of what he needed to do. " I'm gonna take you to get some help, alright?" he worded carefully knowing how you would react if he told you the truth.

" Ok" you nodded slowly, no strength to question him.

"Right. Ok..." he said standing up as he let go of your hand.

" Here" Polly said as she placed a small piece of paper in Tommy's hand. " Just like before, but she says these words" she said to him in a hushed voice. Nodding Tommy took the paper putting it in his coat pocket. Lifting you up Tommy placed you back in the car, turning to his Aunt one last time.

" There's no other way?"

"No" she said firmly, shaking her head. Without another word he opened the drivers door and got in. Turning to you he stroked your pale cheek, unaware of what was about to happen you softly smiled back placing your hand on his.

"I can walk Tommy" you said as he helped you out the car. You felt incredibly weak, but didn't want to worry Tommy anymore than he was. With all the strength you had in you, you held onto him as he led you up the dark path as the rain thundered down onto you both. Wrapping his coat around you he held you close as you pressed your head into his chest, closing your eyes, exhausted as Tommy guided you up to the unknown. Holding you tighter to his side Tommy kissed the side of your head knowing this was the last time he would feel your body next to his.

" Y/N" he said as he looked down at your frail state. " Hey" he added quietly as he turned you to look at him. "we are here" he told you as he stroked your arms up and down. It was so dark, you couldn't make anything out. Turning your head into the darkness your eyes slowly adjusted to the night sky, and that's when you saw it, Small Heath, out in the distance, street lights illuminating the small town that you had grown fond of. Quickly looking around you realised where you was.

" Tommy..." You said grabbing onto his arms out of panic and support. " What are we doing here?" Sighing, Tommy lent down gently pressing his lips to yours.

" You have go to back" he said as he softly brushed your cheek with his thumb.

" No no no, Tommy no! You're not doing this to me again!" you started to cry, trying to move away from him, only to stumble as he quickly reached out to hold you up.

" Look at you Y/N!"

" Tommy I'm not going , I just need to see a doctor, I'll be fine " you pleaded with him.

" It's not a doctor you need Y/N, you don't belong in this time, you have to go back" pushing him away from you, you held onto a large gravestone beside you.

"No Tommy, you can't force me i'm staying" you said as you tried to hold yourself up.

" Why won't your ever listen!...fuck, Y/N look at you. You can barely stand up, do you want to fucking die?" He said as he watched your desperate attempt to hold yourself up. Taking out his gold pocket watch and the small piece of paper, Tommy walked over to you opening your hand placing them in your palm.

" No!" You said throwing them on the ground beside you, tears streaming down your face.

"I can't do this" he said shaking his head at your stubbornness, as he slowly walked backwards, away from you.

"Tommy" you said reaching out for him, only for him to walk further away, knowing you wasn't able to reach him. "Tommy!" You begged again reaching your hand out as far as you could for him to take it.

"No Y/N" He replied turning around from you, as he started to make his way down the graveled path.

" You said you loved me, don't you love me?" Pausing Tommy brushed his hand down his face as he turned to you.

" No" he said bluntly with no emotion on his face.

" You're lying Tommy! Last night..." You said in shock, only for him to interrupt.

" What, hm? That I love you? Look I got caught up in the moment. What did you think, that we was going to live our lives together, happily ever after, still the naive stupid girl, eh?" He said knowing he was breaking your heart and his at the same time as the bitter words left his mouth. Tommy loved you, more than he had loved anyone and that's why he said it, to save your life. You had come spinning into his world, captivating him from day one, a woman full of determination and loyalty, never giving up on him, he needed you to live even if that meant saying the cruel words he knew would break your heart in two.

Standing there in disbelief anger at boiling point you screamed at him.

" I hate you Thomas Shelby!" Feeling the piercing stab of your words, Tommy took one last look at you, hoping to engrain your face into his memory as he turned his back to you.

"You are the biggest regret of my life, I wish i never helped you!" You continued as you saw his figure disappear into the darkness.

"Tommy!!" You called out once more into the night sky, tears burning your cold cheeks as you stood there in the rain.

Nearing the bottom of the path, Tommy listened to your distant calls for him echoing through the night sky, ignoring them, as his heart broke in two. Gripping onto the metal gate he watched as his knuckles turned white. Did he really want to leave you this like this, make you think that he didn't love you? Reaching into his pocket for a cigarette, he pulled out your black ribbon, then suddenly, the night air went deathly quiet making Tommy snap his head around to the graveled path behind him.

Turning your head down to the ground you let yourself collapse onto the grass, too weak to fight too weak to cry, you had given up. With shaking hands you wiped away your tears as you opened up the the small folded paper beside you. Taking Tommy's pocket watch you turned the time to 20h23 as you held the note in front of you. Choking back your emotions you said the words.

"With a broken heart I can not stay send me back from once I came.

My body feels tired I need my soul, I lay in your presence as the death bell tolls.

Will you take my hand once more, and guide me forward forever more?"

"Y/N!!...wait!!" Tommy shouted as he raced back up the hill as fast as he could.

"Y/N!!" He shouted once more as he neared the top only to stumble back as a large flash of light appeared in front of him, throwing him onto the ground. Disoriented Tommy gradually stood back up taking his peaked cap off.

"Y/N?" He said quietly walking over to where he had left you, as he frantically looked around the cemetery...but he was too late, you were gone. Falling to his knees, shoulders slouched, his chin resting on his chest, he pulled his peaked cap In front of him, covering his face, and then for the first time in a long time, Tommy began to cry, whispering the words he desperately wanted to say to you,

" I love you"

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