#Azyre

[garblixdligzoog]

Well well well... What took you guyz zo long? I've been waiting for you for at leazt two hourz! My name iz Azyre Zebberzorp. Pleazure to meet you!

(BEHOLDETH, GNARPY'S MOM)

[siamesephoenixrandomideatank]

Matching Disney Channel/XD animations with 8 Winds of Magic 'cause I got a Eureka.

Aqshy, Lore of Fire- American Dragon: Jake Long

Azyr, Lore of Heaven- Star VS The Forces of Evil

Chamon, Lore of Metal- Phineas and Ferb

Ghur, Lore of Beast- The Owl House

Ghyran, Lore of Life- Amphibia

Hysh, Lore of Light- Gravity Falls

Shyish, Lore of Death- The Ghost and Molly McGee

Ulgu, Lore of Shadow- Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

[farsight-the-char]

THEY ARE COVERED IN LIGHTNING RODS!

THEY ATTRACT SIGMAR'S DIVINE LIGHTNING TO THEMSELVES!*

PEAK WARHAMMER DESIGN!

[bunatee]

idk man I just gotta post this one individually

[paniwarhamauser]

Neave my beloved! 💖💖💖

(Someone pleawe gif the teaser!🙏)

[azmodeusmors]

Hiii! I just wanted to say I just adore your art style and I live for seeing your oc and bee art it’s so amazing!! (I’ve been a huge fan of your work but just never said anything since I was shy at interacting with ppl, but hopefully your also doing well!)

Omg anon I've never actually gotten an ask for my art blog before - getting this absolutely made my day. I hope you're having a lovely time! Thank you!

[gatteinz]

I neeeeed your lovin' like the sunshine 🥵

[morsazmodeus]

I was wondering what your terms are concerning NSFW commissions. Wheres the defining line beteen softcore and hardcore adult content? I wanna get something with a friend and my OCs but would you need their permission too?

Basically if there's some kinda genitals exposed and/or some fuckin happening, i consider it NSFW - I don't really separate between softcore or hardcore. (At least I don't think I do...I know some people consider artistic nudity to be considered softcore? 🤔)

That said, yes, i gotta have consent from both parties.

[fourgods-nobrakes]

Then I noticed that the "Colors of Magic" section of that Dark Tongue excerpt includes, in the Chaos tongue, the colors Hysh, Ghyran, Azyr, Shyish, etc. -- the realms in Age of Sigmar are named in the language of Chaos from the World That Was.

I don't know nearly enough about Sigmar worldbuilding. Does that ever come up? Is there a reason for it? Or are they just the conveniently extant names in GW's toolbox for a bunch of color-coded elemental areas?

[garblixdligzoog]

Guh... why do you alwayz have to give me the ztupid earth fruitz, AND WHY IZ IT HOTTER THAN A ZLAGMORPLE IN HERE?!

Becauze I want you to ztay warm! No need for common coldz! And have you been bruzhing your teeth?

Yez, MOTHER... I HAVE.

You can't lie to me, Mizter. I can zee a few cavitiez! We'll have to zend you to-

DON'T YOU DARE ZEND ME THERE, YOU ZEEBLOINGIAN ZELOGOMP!

...WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, MIZTER?!

A ZEEBLOINGIAN ZELOGOMP! BECAUZE THAT'Z WHAT YOU ARE!

THAT'Z IT, MIZTER!! FOR THAT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAZH OUT THAT DIRTY MOUTH OF YOURZ!!!

[gardensprincess]

I wrote a synopsis of the beginning of age of sigmar for a fren

I’m forcing you to read it now

In the beginning the world exploded

And magic brought back 8 entire flat earths each based on each kind of magic

Hysh: The realm (flat earth) of light

Ulgu: the realm of shadow

Chamon: the realm of metal

Ghur: the realm of beasts

Ghyran: the realm of life

Shyish: the realm of death

Aqshy: the realm of fire

Azyr: The realm of heaven

As well as the aetheric void and a bunch of other sub realms we can talk about later

After the world exploded a few funny friends were still kickin around somehow

One of which was Sigmar Heldenhammer, who for all intents and purposes is British Zeus. He hit his head on a rock and died kinda but woke up in azyr and thought “huh, I guess I should build a city” and so azyrheim was built, from here humans kinda appeared and started populating the other realms slowly through grueling pilgrimages called dawnbringer crusades, where they literally DRAG A FUCKING CITY ALONG A LEY LINE

In between Ulgu and Hysh, a few other gods were still hoppin about

Tyrion and Teclis, the twin gods of light

Malerion(formerly malekith), the god of shadows

And the only gods to canonically fuck: kurnoth and allarielle, the god of the hunt and the goddes of life

They were huddled around the sorta dead sorta captured body of the chaos god of excess, slaanesh, who ate all the elven souls from the world that exploded. Slaanesh didn’t do that tho that was Archaon, we’ll talk about him later. Anyway slaanesh ate all the elven souls cuz they were hungy and the elven gods didn’t like that, so they cut slaanesh open to retrieve the souls

But just before the do, malerions mortal mom, morathi, pops out of slaanesh and is immediately mad she’s not a god.

But they use her survival to help take out elven souls from the tummy of slaanesh

The first souls sucked and telcis hated them and was gonna kill them all but they fled to the depths of the seas and became the idoneth, the sea elves

After that malerion and morathi were like “you suck” and took a bunch of souls out and they become umbraneth, the dark elves

Morathi also took the opportunity to start slowly eating a bunch of souls herself to become a god, which we’ll get to in a few millennia

The other gods thought that was very rude and kept salvaging souls

Next came the kurnothi and sylvaneth, wild and wood elves (wood elves are mostly trees) which kurnoth and allarielle decided to take care of

Finally teclis and tyrion took out the last of what they could and made the lumineth, the high elves.

Back in not space there are a bunch of frogs and lizards in ships, they aren’t important yet

Meanwhile the dwarven gods get no lore except a few sentences, grungi is helping sigmar with a special project, and grimnyr fuxking exploded

During this time a bunch of cool stuff happens in the age of myth

But the good times can’t last and the gods of chaos figure out “oh hey, people are still alive???” So they break reality and start subjugating the mortal realms

Khorne, the blood god

Nurgle, the plague god

Tzeentch, the magic squid man

Slaanesh is still being help via her cock ring in ulgysh (I’m not kidding)

After a few billion years of this (not really) sigmar and grungi finish their special project and make the stormcast eternals to kill chaos, this is using souls stolen from nagash, the god of death and he’s all bad

Nagash and his most not loyal followers start fuckin with both chaos daemons and the other “good” guys and invent skeletons, ghosts, ghouls, and vampires

Meanwhile orks appear out of nowhere and there are goblins piloting majoras mask moons, there’s also rat men

Congratulations that’s the base knowledge. I’m so sorry I went too hard

[farsight-the-char]

The "Street Level" of Hammerhal.

The Crone guides the heroes.

Order of Azyr Time.

[bunatee]

Oath Bound

Reference

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

I fucking love that Aggradon saddles come with holes for the Seraphon's tails. Imagine the highly dignified process of them threading their tail through it carefully while they sit down.

Speaking of dignity, were they changed from Lizardmen to Seraphon because they needed a cooler name, to get rid of Beastmen connotations, or what? Like they're hanging out in space and some skink is like "Okay everybody time for rebranding. We're gonna change the name of our entire species and civilization."

Actual reason: Games Workshop wanted a legally distinct term they could copyright

Actual actual reason: It is impossible for the Seraphon tongue to pronounce the letter "z", and so they couldn't actually tell people what they were, and tended to get needlessly upset and aggressive about it when queried. It's not good PR for a Saurus Scar-Veteran to bite the face off of a random Azyr civilian when asked "So who are you?"

[azmodeusmors]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIEBREENNNNNN!!! <3

Also if you haven't already, you should give me a follow on bsky. Since, y'know. Tumblr hates artists :'D