#Aztec memes

[aztec-religion]

[mattsmemes]

[shi-gu]

Corn Man and Donají's relationship in a nutshell.

(Based on a little comic from Twitter which has become a meme)

[azucar-skull]

Aztec: Yeah so this land is called Meshiko. And we are the Meshika people.

Spaniard: Ah...Mexico and the Mexican people.

Aztec: That is not even close- Anyways, our language spreads all the way down to Nicawaguak

Spaniard: Nicaragua.

Aztec: *sigh*

Aztec: Axolotl is pronounced ak-sho-lot

English speakers: Ax-oh-lot-TL

Aztec: No-

Aztec: This is an ocelotl.

Minecraft: Drop the L at the end and we got a nice Jungle mob.

Aztec: Bruh

Minecraft: Ohhhh and a jungle temple too!

Aztec: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS-

Aztec: These flowers are called cuetlaxochitl, meaning "the mortal flower"

Some white asshole: I shall claim them as my own discovery and call them poinsettias. They shall be horribly whitewashed from your culture and used as Christmas decorations.

Aztec: What. The. Fuck.

Aztec: We are Meshika. Please write it down in your book.

Anthropologist: LOL no, I'm gonna call you guys Aztec.

Aztec: Why????

Anthropologist: Don't know don't care. Oh and everyone will think you are an extinct civilization with absolutely no trace left of who your people were and we will horribly misrepresent you to be blood thirsty savages that put death curses on the living.

Aztec: 👁💧👄💧👁

[madame-helen]

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

idk about you folks, but Tezcatipoltca nukeing chansin has neuro divergent energy

(creator added: for those unacquainted this is Tezcatipoltca:)

[historynerdj2]

History memes #49

So, fun fact, most of the army that conquered the Aztecs were actually made up of other peoples in Mexico who decided they hated the Aztecs more than the newly arrived Spanish

[pinupcitizen]

Xipe Totec, Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca

They forgot Tlaloc on the last gas station

[parfavar]

the incas making whistles:

meanwhile the aztecs:

[the-technicolor-yawn]

travelling back in time to give the aztecs free vaccines and photocopy all of their manuscripts

[leprechaun-the-tisim-lord]

quetzalcoatl learns that he's in an anime

[warthogreporter]

People posting about mythology: Tezcatlipoca is an asshole.

The Florentine Codex in its how to be Tezcatlipoca section:

[shi-gu]

So, I went to the anthropology museum the other day and... well, I'm sorry....

[midnitmoonlit]

God amn Mado hitting that nae nae

[madame-helen]

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

in the arson civilization no one jumps for the Tezcatipoltca it's much easier to do the one block jump for the Susie Deltarune