#AuuuUUUGH

[felixdragonheartofficial]

TFA TEAM PRIME HUMAN REDESIGNS FINALLY

FUCK

+headcannons

Optimus: gotta stay focused

looks too old compared to his bot form.

I find it impossible for Optimus to be more than a million years old in this canon. In the least, he's older than 1000 years and since we have mfs that are canonically over 70 million years old(fagatron iykyk) compared to that, he feels like a dude in his early-to-mid-30's being the group parent.

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-I made him more youthful, gave him curly hair, and tailored his clothing to actually look like his bot form.

-workaholic

-on the cusp of barley being able to hold his liquor

-doesn't own a pair of pajamas until Sari gets some for him

-usually forgets to put them on, but appreciates the gesture

-stays active for like, 3 days until he can't fight off sleep with work brain anymore, and unceremoniously passes out on the couch to sleep for a full 24 hours

-ratchet sighs and puts a blanket over him as per routine

-frequently checks security feed

-elf on the shelf despiser

-early morning talks with jazz and ratchet over coffee (they all wake up at 6 am)

-half thrives on caffeine and a vigorous training protocol

-is a dog person, loves German shepherds to death

David sama, pls forgive me ily very much

Ratchet: to old for this nonsense

doesn't match his body type in the slightest.

Ratchet is really old, he's got a sallow face and a gramp gut, how dare they square him. He's wayyy too angular and peachy looking.

-I gave him his luscious curves back, adding all the equipment id expect a field medic to have because he is a field medic, not a regular doctor. I changed his facial proportions, and also made his face gaunt, for that dead inside PTSD look.

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-drinks his coffee black with brown sugar, literally drinks it piping hot

-is one of those old people who complains about noise

-confiscates bumblebee and Sari's toy cars, and puts them in a high up cabinet

-neither of them know how to bypass the child safety lock lmao

-casual clothes includes a lot- a l o t of plaid shirts, and 10 pairs of the same blue jeans

-tunes out bulkhead and prowls convos about birdwatching

-big fan of political satire dramas

-Sentinel doesn't approve

-Ratchet doesn't give a rats ass about what he thinks of course

Bumblebee: professional smart-ass

doesn't match his body type/age.

Bumblebees holoform is presented as a 10-12 year old child specifically for the fact that he's short, and the comedic relief. Total ass

I set his human age as 19-20 years old, making him more of a big brother to sari because that og model is disappointingly lackluster

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-Bumblebee is a scrappy wisecracking punk, like an adhd kid who just got roller skates for Christmas.

-since he doesn't have wheels, I feel like he'd wear skates instead to emulate the feeling

-terrible at watching where he's going cuz he's too busy trying to show off, so ratchet makes him wear all that padding + training wheels

-legit despises the padding and training wheels

-Jealous of Blurr for mastering roller blades lmao.

-his favorite games are choose your fighter and fps

-saw ONE ancient ass assassins creed playthrough and begged ratchet to install hidden tasers in his arm bands (was denied)

-Sari used her key to do it instead

-self appointed "rizzler"

-Optimus has zero idea of what that means and thinks it's code for something dubious

-Ratchet knows what it means and thinks it's silly

-"I' was something of a rizzler myself back in my day, kid"

-bumblebee cringes

-loves summer and swimming

-wants to be the fastest thing in the sea because y'know, it's bumblebee

-is spooked from the beach for awhile cuz he saw sharks in Prowls nature documentary

-there are infact, no sharks in lake Erie

Bulkhead: big guy, bigger heart

doesn't match his body type/aspirations.

Jesus fuck he's so wide?? And his belly migrated to his shoulders?? I'm gonna be honest, I really hate this design. I feel like it contributed to the "brute strength = stupid" take that most in the fandom associates with him.

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-Bulkhead is a SWEET. CARING. NERD YOU FOOLS. He's like the male version of a tall goth gf-

-a tall-nerdy-farm hand-physics bf, You got me fucked up.

-Its already shown that bulkhead really likes art in Addition to creating it. He hates being only seen as the "muscle" so it wouldn't make sense for him to lean into that.

-bunny slippers that him and sari made together(she provided the buttons)

-the slippers go missing sometimes (basically considered community property unless he's wearing them)

(ratchet and prowl are the main offenders)

-frequent art museum goer

-really likes watching cooking shows, but is too shy to make food himself

-Owns a ton of star maps

-Really wants a treehouse that he, bumblebee and sari can hang out in

-pillowfort enjoyer

-casually reads quantum physics at the beach

Prowl: draft dodger

Doesn't look like him at all.

Prowls holoform being a mustachioed,white, police officer was an actual jumpscare for 7 y/o me, I kid you not

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- I know this bitch would not wear a helmet (you can't force him to) que windswept hair

-Not as much as starscreams, for obvious reasons but yk

-prowl is like one of those "shoes are a prison for your feet"

-emo hipster

-has a pet cactus named "planty"

-bumblebee heckles him for it

-can and has brought his cactus with him on early evening motorcycle rides

-the helmet is reserved for his cactus, bring your own >:(

-salad consumer

-him and jazz share custody of the cactus

-repeat victim of the cat distribution system

-ratchet has probably spent hours telling him they can't keep any animals at base

-frequent midnight picnics with jazz

-and beachcombing

-and roaming around antique stores cuz jazz wants to know what vinyl records are

-got a mug with an attempted pink chibi cat with big round shiny eyes painted onto it, courtesy of bulkhead trying to find an artsyle

-cherishes this mug to death

-has a shrine dedicated to it

[zosiayarn]

my goal is to eventually be able to make my own colorwork designs just because i want bird themed knitwear. these mitts? downy woodpecker. this vest? hooded merganser. this sweater? these socks? this scarf? this hat ? TUFTED TITMOUSE CAROLINA WREN BLACK CAPPED CHICKADEE WHITE BREASTED NUTHATCH RED TAILED HAWK MOURNING DOVE RED WINGED BLACKBIRD HOTEL? TRIVAGO

[shiresome]

OH TO BE DRAWING AGAIN

[7amonathursdayinoctober]

WHAAAAG DEAN YOU CAN SAY THAT TO HIM ARE YOU INSANE???

Yall are we SURE dean would EVER say those words to cas????????

Like wdym "then you're dead to me." LIKE HELLO??????

[superbellsubways]

fun character chart yay

source

[mkhaekho]

oc intro post 💥💥⁉️

X and Y!! they are my silly little assassins

X is a serious guy, he was on a revenge quest & wanted to work solo but got stuck with this clown. he doesn't know how it happened, but they accidentally became besties, oops Y was a foster child who was never adopted, he got into a bunch of fights and didn't have any plans in life, so his english teacher working at the agency hired him. he was lowkey scared of X for a while, but after many life-or-death situations they are besties. he's still very awkward and anxious but he stay silly :)

i made them originally for a comic class (i'm gonna post the comic i made soon 😋) but i had so much fun i kept them :)

you can read more abt them on their artfight pages!! https://artfight.net/~mkhaekho/characters

here's the first version of their refs i did 8 months ago they got the glowup of the century 😭😭 i still love Y's headshots tho hehe

[heathenoushound]

Dredge design by boltboutamon on Twitter

[gh0str3c0rd3r]

i stop daydreaming for more than a second and i go on a rampage true fact

[jackienautism]

SAW WOMEN ! [EXPLODES]

[ecosyncrasy]

really hate that mentioning my… struggles with my ex— and interacting with lesbian and dyke posts have signed me up for a subscription to brain rotted t*rf takes all over my for you page.

thanks tumblr. ( guess it gives me a reason to liberally use the block button )

[lordzukosnosehair]

Starting a relationship when you’re living w someone and seeing them at every meal and stuff is WILD cause as soon as you go back home it’s like woahhhh hold up

[moon-and-stars-selfship]

Auuuuughhh

[579]

your opinion on torn tights/fishnet combo?

Hell yeah!!

Torn tights are already always a 10/10. Fishnets over or under them are an extra bonus.

[redactedcrowart]

art fight guys bottom text. IN ORDER: gabriel (he/him), dante (he/they), raven (they/neos), mikael (they/he), ciril (any/all), and karver (he/neos)

[glo-katt84]

Hey you shouldn't think about how gillion tidestrider would probably have died of lonlyness or worse If chip and Jay didn't take him in don't do it DONT

[soufre-de-paris]

worst part of speaking more than one language is that failing to remember a word in one language doesn't make it any easier to remember it in another