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#Aunt Candi
yesyourstalker · 10 months
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Mahi: thanks for coming with me man. You're pretty cool
Baja: Yeah it's no problem. So do we just knock on the- oh, you're just going to walk in? Okay that's not illegal....
Mahi: Oh please it's just Neta. He's not going to care...... I just need to see that picture. It can't be a coincidence it just can't be!
Baja: hmm you know I didn't expect his place to be sooo
Mahi: Nice? Yeah me neither... Seems like ikkan did some redecorating....a lot more purple
Baja: *gasp* is that ikkan's bass from the first squid squad tour?! The bass that started it all!?!?? Holy shit it is! It even has the little scratches from when he dropped it at camp triggerfish!! Oh my Cod!!
Mahi: yeah yeah so cool where would the picture be?
Baja: look they have Neta's introduction poster!!.."Neta, the bass player. This big guy is the notable newcomer of the group. His slap bass licks bring a bounce and funkiness to the songs that we know and love... don't let his cool and calm appearance fool you. This guy is wild and ready to party anytime, any day. He stands at a whooping 5'7 His favorite color is green. His favorite meal is a sweet and spicy lobster dog with a sugar free mango lemonade and his birthday is August 7th"....Cod It almost feels nostalgic
Mahi:..... It's not down here. It's definitely not in that brat's room...
Baja:.*ugh* look at the vinyl collection some of these are signed! No way!
Mahi: Maybe it's up in the loft in his room.... I'm going to be right back.
Baja: Holy shit! How the fuck did they get crippy chips's album is not even out yet?!? What does it say?...."For my future brother-in-law, I thought you would want the first copy of our album. does this count as a wedding gift? lol :⁠-⁠P" - Noji........... No way am I holding the first copy.... Ghhghhbgffh
Mahi: hay can you stop fangirling for a quick sec and come up here!
Baja: yeah I'm coming...... his room is pretty cool..... He has his bass mounted?! Did you know that bass has been on 9 tours. 4 squid squad and 5 diss-pair!
Mahi: yeah. No wonder it looks so beat up...... He did know my grandfather. Look! That's him. I know his face anywhere, even when it's not wrinkly. That's my grandpa Behi..... That kid he's with must be Neta..... He looks so small and.....frail.... How old is he in this......
Baja: oh he must be in the E ward..
Mahi: hm?
Baja: E ward is where they take soldiers who are affected mentally and emotionally. Most spend a year there and go back serving.
Mahi: that doesn't seem right... Did you ever-
Baja: I'm not telling you my trauma Mahi we barely know each other.
Mahi: that's fair
Baja: Give it a year.... Damn you gramps was admiral? Must have been a strong man
Mahi: yeah he was tough but really kind....*sniff* I really miss him.... How does he know Neta tho? How do I even bring that up to him?
Baja: he must have been a good guy.. Maybe you can slip it in the conversation now. Casually..... Is that a crabby!!?? He has his awards in a case!! Look he has squid squad's platinum records!!
Cirrina: those are only copies. The real ones are at ikkan's
Baja: aaahhhh!
Mahi: great
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Candi: Mahi you can't just walk into Neta's place like this! It's wrong and you Left the door unlocked! What if something happened! What if someone walked in? what if his pet got out?
Mahi: nibbles is at ikkan's
Candi: you know what I mean! This isn't ok what if cirrina was here by himself. Two strangers just walked into her home when her dads aren't here. That's scary for a young girl.
Mahi: I don't know the little shit seems fine to me.
Cirrina: hi Baja heheheheh how are you doing today?
Baja: I'm good.......Your tentacles were fully orange last time I saw you. That's a unique color you picked. I like it
Cirrina:.... Heheheh he noticed! Hehehehe thank you!!
Mahi: see she's fine. Why are you here?
Candi: if you must know Neta asked me to take her shopping for her mom's wedding. They're leaving next month.
Mahi: I forgot about that
Cirrina: you want to see the tux I picked out?
Mahi: no
Cirrina: well it's a good thing I wasn't talking to you! Seeing how you dress, you wouldn't know taste even if it punched you in the face! I was clearly talking to Baja.
Mahi: mmmmm.... You're so lucky he's my boss
Candi: hehehehe I love her
Baja: I like the tux. Never thought gray and navy blue combination. That explains the silver tentacles and blue figures. Looks great!
Cirrina: hehehehehe thank you! You're too kind!
Mahi: oh barf
Candi: awww she has a crush.
Cirrina: you like music right Baja? I have my cello I can play it for you. I'm second chair in my orchestra and planning on attending a school for the arts. I'm actually playing at my mom's wedding. It's going to be an original song ikkan's helping me write it I-
Mahi: we don't care! we only came here to check something out. We're done now so we're bouncing. See ya Candi.
Candi: bye Mahi. Bye Baja
Baja: bye guys... This place is really Nice. It wasn't my intent to break in without his knowledge. I was just dragged into this
Mahi: let's go!
Baja: ok!.... Bye cirrina
Cirrina: bye!... Hehehe.... I think he likes me!
Candi: ah ha...*sigh* yeah .....hehehe... Sure.
@fish-at-fish-fish-resort saw Mahi drag Baja by his finn out of an apartment complex
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stardust-spangles · 1 year
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Borowski family
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generallyjl · 1 year
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the long, long shadow of ally beardsley falls once again over the dome, regardless of their physical absence...
LET'S GET SLAMMED DOWN BIG STYLE, FOLKS!!!!
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caitlynmeow · 8 months
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Daniela would 100% be the aunt who reenacts the opening of the Lion King and other silly scenes with her baby nieces giving everyone a heart-attack exept her and the babies who are having the time of their life.
this 100%
and Daniela is there to add to the noise. The babies will be squealing in delight, and Daniela is there to amp that to the next level because where is the fun in being quiet?
whenever the nieces are over (they're at the castle almost every day) there is just-- all sorts of loud laughter and joyful screaming led by Daniela who KNOWS how to rile the kids up!
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quaranmine · 2 months
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does anyone have any ideas for treating headaches if you're not supposed to be taking NSAIDs? please note that tylenol and acetaminophen DO NOT work for me. i know tumblr isn't a doctor but i'm crowdsourcing here
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korrasamibottles · 7 months
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The thing about fluffy cats is they can look up at you with their stupid little raccoon faces and get away with pretty much anything
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weaverofink · 10 months
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heloocolors · 2 years
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﹟ a surprise bday party 𓈒 𖦹 coloring ☆
🔮。゚ Volume 5 - The Journey for Answers 🗯
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dukethomas · 11 months
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another day another sighting of renee only ever being mentioned in relation to kate as a love interest biting and killing . they're exes THEY'RE EXES. they're messy exes whose relationship was never healthy because during it they are both trying to repress things so hard and using that relationship as a coping mechanism. there was a real love and real attraction there and i find it very entertaining when they have mutual jealousy of each other's new gfs but y'all keep using renee as the kate ex gf's name you recognize & it's so transparent. most of batfandom doesn't even care about kate beyond knowing she's a lesbian and renee gets reduced further like i'm putting their past relationship on a shelf until ppl can be normal and recognize renee as her own independent character who doesn't need kate to exist. renee's arc INTRODUCED kate, not the other way around. renee's arc is abt identity not being static but instead ever-changing and directing your focus not on guilt and wallowing but accepting the things you've done as part of you and directing yourself towards the future. the real question behind it all being not "who am i" but "who am i going to be?" like katerenee doesn't work after they've both undergone character growth. before a few years ago (batwoman 2018 iirc) katerenee was never even a relationship that was ever currently happening, it was always a past relationship. they were always exes
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You know who'd thrive as 90's mom?
Edolisse.
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punkeropercyjackson · 1 month
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OK I'M SENDING AN ASK NOW
The Light-Hunters meet the BH6/IO dimension?
GOOD FUCKING ONE!!!!!
The Mats did the Spiderman pointing meme and Chelsea reanacted the 'Holy shit,there's two of them' iasip meme as reaction to it
Summer instantly befriends the entire Nerd Gang at once,including Punk
Aunt Cass insists on feeding The Light Hunters
Gogo calls Rockie a milf
Candy gives Hiro head ruffles
Booksumm=Goth4pastel flavor Greenpunk
And Martura=Fredlemon(Honey is black to me!!)
Riley and February bond at the beach♡
Sofia and Alma chaos buds!!
And Val and Summer bond over how much they love their Mathews,albeit in opposite ways /lh
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elipsi · 2 months
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when visiting the baby cousin i always swing between "i need to hang out with babies 24/7" bc he's very cute and it overwrites my rational thoughts, and "i need my tubes tied asap" bc his older sister is a nightmare of legendary proportions
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goddessvicky · 1 year
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The family business
We took my nieces (22 and 14) to the Wisconsin Dells last weekend.
It’s a Midwest staple.
While there, I found out niece #2 is in a text chain with a group of people who call themselves ‘Steve’s Kids’ and they all talk about Marvel.
Niece #1 spent ~$160 getting the latest Loungefly Loki mini backpack and matching wallet.
Then, combined, the four of us bought almost $200 worth of candy.
Great weekend. 10/10 My geekiness is obviously rubbing off on them.
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These are life size unicorns. Made out of candy.
You’re welcome.
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devaslounge · 2 months
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Believe it or not, this series from 1975 named "Candy Candy" will make you ugly cry in ways you never thought possible while providing ever diminishing returns as it plunges you deeper into greek tragedy. it'll also make you feel hehe about men with long hair.
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herbaklava · 11 months
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My dream Halloween is me and my wife passing out candy to the neighborhood kids on Halloween outside of our decorated house while wearing our costumes and having a little Halloween party for our kids in the house. 😭🧡
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shironezuninja · 3 months
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As I’m cooling down my “10 foot radius, Mini Juggernaut on the move, Moody” side, that showed it’s ugly nature on the way home this afternoon, I want that Congressman’s 6 year old—who was on the news earlier this week—to be President. He’s got a better shot at being innocent than I’ll ever be.
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