#Aunt Candi
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Mahi: thanks for coming with me man. You're pretty cool
Baja: Yeah it's no problem. So do we just knock on the- oh, you're just going to walk in? Okay that's not illegal....
Mahi: Oh please it's just Neta. He's not going to care...... I just need to see that picture. It can't be a coincidence it just can't be!
Baja: hmm you know I didn't expect his place to be sooo
Mahi: Nice? Yeah me neither... Seems like ikkan did some redecorating....a lot more purple
Baja: *gasp* is that ikkan's bass from the first squid squad tour?! The bass that started it all!?!?? Holy shit it is! It even has the little scratches from when he dropped it at camp triggerfish!! Oh my Cod!!
Mahi: yeah yeah so cool where would the picture be?
Baja: look they have Neta's introduction poster!!.."Neta, the bass player. This big guy is the notable newcomer of the group. His slap bass licks bring a bounce and funkiness to the songs that we know and love... don't let his cool and calm appearance fool you. This guy is wild and ready to party anytime, any day. He stands at a whooping 5'7 His favorite color is green. His favorite meal is a sweet and spicy lobster dog with a sugar free mango lemonade and his birthday is August 7th"....Cod It almost feels nostalgic
Mahi:..... It's not down here. It's definitely not in that brat's room...
Baja:.*ugh* look at the vinyl collection some of these are signed! No way!
Mahi: Maybe it's up in the loft in his room.... I'm going to be right back.
Baja: Holy shit! How the fuck did they get crippy chips's album is not even out yet?!? What does it say?...."For my future brother-in-law, I thought you would want the first copy of our album. does this count as a wedding gift? lol :-P" - Noji........... No way am I holding the first copy.... Ghhghhbgffh
Mahi: hay can you stop fangirling for a quick sec and come up here!
Baja: yeah I'm coming...... his room is pretty cool..... He has his bass mounted?! Did you know that bass has been on 9 tours. 4 squid squad and 5 diss-pair!
Mahi: yeah. No wonder it looks so beat up...... He did know my grandfather. Look! That's him. I know his face anywhere, even when it's not wrinkly. That's my grandpa Behi..... That kid he's with must be Neta..... He looks so small and.....frail.... How old is he in this......
Baja: oh he must be in the E ward..
Mahi: hm?
Baja: E ward is where they take soldiers who are affected mentally and emotionally. Most spend a year there and go back serving.
Mahi: that doesn't seem right... Did you ever-
Baja: I'm not telling you my trauma Mahi we barely know each other.
Mahi: that's fair
Baja: Give it a year.... Damn you gramps was admiral? Must have been a strong man
Mahi: yeah he was tough but really kind....*sniff* I really miss him.... How does he know Neta tho? How do I even bring that up to him?
Baja: he must have been a good guy.. Maybe you can slip it in the conversation now. Casually..... Is that a crabby!!?? He has his awards in a case!! Look he has squid squad's platinum records!!
Cirrina: those are only copies. The real ones are at ikkan's
Baja: aaahhhh!
Mahi: great
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Candi: Mahi you can't just walk into Neta's place like this! It's wrong and you Left the door unlocked! What if something happened! What if someone walked in? what if his pet got out?
Mahi: nibbles is at ikkan's
Candi: you know what I mean! This isn't ok what if cirrina was here by himself. Two strangers just walked into her home when her dads aren't here. That's scary for a young girl.
Mahi: I don't know the little shit seems fine to me.
Cirrina: hi Baja heheheheh how are you doing today?
Baja: I'm good.......Your tentacles were fully orange last time I saw you. That's a unique color you picked. I like it
Cirrina:.... Heheheh he noticed! Hehehehe thank you!!
Mahi: see she's fine. Why are you here?
Candi: if you must know Neta asked me to take her shopping for her mom's wedding. They're leaving next month.
Mahi: I forgot about that
Cirrina: you want to see the tux I picked out?
Mahi: no
Cirrina: well it's a good thing I wasn't talking to you! Seeing how you dress, you wouldn't know taste even if it punched you in the face! I was clearly talking to Baja.
Mahi: mmmmm.... You're so lucky he's my boss
Candi: hehehehe I love her
Baja: I like the tux. Never thought gray and navy blue combination. That explains the silver tentacles and blue figures. Looks great!
Cirrina: hehehehehe thank you! You're too kind!
Mahi: oh barf
Candi: awww she has a crush.
Cirrina: you like music right Baja? I have my cello I can play it for you. I'm second chair in my orchestra and planning on attending a school for the arts. I'm actually playing at my mom's wedding. It's going to be an original song ikkan's helping me write it I-
Mahi: we don't care! we only came here to check something out. We're done now so we're bouncing. See ya Candi.
Candi: bye Mahi. Bye Baja
Baja: bye guys... This place is really Nice. It wasn't my intent to break in without his knowledge. I was just dragged into this
Mahi: let's go!
Baja: ok!.... Bye cirrina
Cirrina: bye!... Hehehe.... I think he likes me!
Candi: ah ha...*sigh* yeah .....hehehe... Sure.
@fish-at-fish-fish-resort saw Mahi drag Baja by his finn out of an apartment complex
#yay a Mahi and Baja duo#Baja is a fandoy for bands#not necessarily the music. I mean he likes the music but mostly the history behind the music artists he's interested in#cirrina is a catty bitch and I love her for that#“if you're dad wasn't my boss and kinda fucking scary it would be on site” - Mahi at some point#Aunt Candi#i kinda forgot Neta's ex wife was getting married anyway her color choice is gray and navy blue#cold and dreary color scheme completely contrast Neta and ikkan's color scheme#cirrina wearing a blue tux with gray detailing#truly serving delusional she/they energy#like babe that's a grown man he don't like you#I just guessed on what rank Behi would be I wanted him to be a little powerful#when I started the ranking system for the splatoon military it was the marine rank system I'm going to switch over to the Navy rank system#It just makes sense because.......... think something water#5'7 is like 6'5 in Splatoon#I really think they're much smaller than humans I think that's canon idk I need to reread lore#it's 4am I going to sleep or just stare at the ceiling until I have to go to work#I changed his apartment layout. he has a loft now it's that nice#neta
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Borowski family
#night in the woods#nitw#mae borowski#nitw mae#stan Borowski#candy Borowski#Aunt Molly#Mae's Grandfather#nitw fanart#vector art
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the long, long shadow of ally beardsley falls once again over the dome, regardless of their physical absence...
LET'S GET SLAMMED DOWN BIG STYLE, FOLKS!!!!
#slammed down big style#dimension 20#the ravening war#a crown of candy#99.9999% spoiler free clip#if i knew how to edit i would absolutely zoom in on everyones faces as they react bc * chef kiss * perfection#would LOVE to know what people who never watched acoc make of this moment#sidenote but is this a conversation between a 19 year old and his middle aged aunt?...#much to unpack (which is clearly by design bc thats how stories work! with conflict and tension and Things to unpack!!)
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Daniela would 100% be the aunt who reenacts the opening of the Lion King and other silly scenes with her baby nieces giving everyone a heart-attack exept her and the babies who are having the time of their life.
this 100%
and Daniela is there to add to the noise. The babies will be squealing in delight, and Daniela is there to amp that to the next level because where is the fun in being quiet?
whenever the nieces are over (they're at the castle almost every day) there is just-- all sorts of loud laughter and joyful screaming led by Daniela who KNOWS how to rile the kids up!
#asks#anon this is the best!!!#they love their aunt so much#and she DELIVERS#daniela: who cares it's almost bedtime here have a candy#cass's wife: u give them that now and they're sleeping over#daniela: challenge accepted#she ends up with the kids for the night bc her sister in law is scary and if she says kids are staying then kids ARE STAYING#daniela @ cass: how do u put up with this#cass: *blushes and giggles*#daniela: *groans in disgust & regrets ever opening her mouth*#house dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#daniela dimitrescu#bela dimitrescu#alcina dimitrescu#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re village#re8
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does anyone have any ideas for treating headaches if you're not supposed to be taking NSAIDs? please note that tylenol and acetaminophen DO NOT work for me. i know tumblr isn't a doctor but i'm crowdsourcing here
#i'm not supposed to take nsaids because of ~gi bleeding~ but i do it anyway because it's the only thing that actually works on me#my doctor isn't. happy about this#anyway.#i'm not supposed to take any nsaids right now because i have a procedure on tuesday and i'm supposed to quit 5 days in advance#should be easy right? it's not like i take them like candy! it's just a few doses a month!#nah of course yesterday i get a headache. starts mild. i try to just ride it out & drink fluids & take a nap & asked my aunt for tylenol#doesn't go away. becomes a splitting headache in the middle of the night & i cannot sleep. eventually i break down at 3 am & take ibuprofen#finally fall asleep pain-free at 4 am#and i just??? i hope this isn't an issue since the procedure is still 4 days out? i will try to avoid taking it again??#but like What Am I Supposed To Do
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The thing about fluffy cats is they can look up at you with their stupid little raccoon faces and get away with pretty much anything
#why i could never be a parent. among other reasons.#i maintain that i'd make a great aunt though. the kid would go home full of candy and lockpicking knowledge.....#and i'd look their parents in the eye and be like. i don't know anything about all of that.
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Queen Mama Chanter - Big Mom Pirates
This ship has a lot going on
Red shoes, long skirt with panels reflecting the layers on the boat hull, rimmed with coffee bean detailing on the bottom and going up. The belt is a light pink and has a dripping effect like icing, with strawberry charms hanging from the shorter and candles hanging from the longer, and with a waffle belt buckle like the detailing under the mast head. A bag that looks like the masthead with a candy-striped strap. The torso of the shirt is bright red with rainbow buttons, and the sleeves are ruffled in alternating pink and white, both with spots like the sails. A donut ring on one hand and a candy-striped ring on the other, upside-down ice cream cone earrings, all reflecting the details on the masts. Finally lipstick done in the over-the-top way the roger has, long, curly pink hair, and the same hat as the roger as well.
#why is there so much going on#very wine-aunt candy witch#so many of these boats scare me#fanart#one piece#one piece fanart#cosplay ideas#one piece fleet#cosplay#my art#big mom pirates#big mom one piece#queen mama chanter
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Candy from last night :)
#my grandma is in the hospital for a couple nights on observation after fainting#but she’ll be home tomorrow :’)#and her sister (our great aunt) is coming over ^^#halloween#candy
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#kon el#superboy#conner kent#pls let me know ur thoughts!! i have my trans girl kon design down but idk what to call her#i kinda love wendy but also idk if it fits her vibe.#on the other hand. i have an aunt named connie so i also kinda hate that one#candy is one i thought of that might be cute. still kind of close to conner without being too similar#i think she probably keeps the name kon bc it sounds pretty gender neutral and its really important to her#bc clark gave it to her as a way to accept her into his family
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another day another sighting of renee only ever being mentioned in relation to kate as a love interest biting and killing . they're exes THEY'RE EXES. they're messy exes whose relationship was never healthy because during it they are both trying to repress things so hard and using that relationship as a coping mechanism. there was a real love and real attraction there and i find it very entertaining when they have mutual jealousy of each other's new gfs but y'all keep using renee as the kate ex gf's name you recognize & it's so transparent. most of batfandom doesn't even care about kate beyond knowing she's a lesbian and renee gets reduced further like i'm putting their past relationship on a shelf until ppl can be normal and recognize renee as her own independent character who doesn't need kate to exist. renee's arc INTRODUCED kate, not the other way around. renee's arc is abt identity not being static but instead ever-changing and directing your focus not on guilt and wallowing but accepting the things you've done as part of you and directing yourself towards the future. the real question behind it all being not "who am i" but "who am i going to be?" like katerenee doesn't work after they've both undergone character growth. before a few years ago (batwoman 2018 iirc) katerenee was never even a relationship that was ever currently happening, it was always a past relationship. they were always exes
#crys speaks#the thing abt checking the duke tag everyday is that i get peeks into what is happening in wider batfandom and it's always bad#like i said kate is also reduced to cool lesbian aunt bc batfandom is allergic to complex women but at least she has. something#when renee gets mentioned in batfandom she gets nothing. she's kate's arm candy
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animal enrichment? no me enrichment. healthy forms include reading a book, going on a little walk, playing my flute, and rides in my friends dodge
#one time on the fourth of july my aunt was doing three pitchers of drinks#one red one white and one blue#and for the blue one it was sprite and she used a thing leftover from her baby shower that was basically like#cotton candy you were supposed to put in the drink#and not only did it turn the sprite blue it also had edible glitter in it#and let me tell you that was the most exciting drink ive ever had i even had a straw#fizzy drinks are another form of good me enrichment 👍👍👍👍👍👍#and trips to the grocery store as long as you give me some headphones and let me sit in the cart :3
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happy halloween!! since i didn't put together a sleepover fast enough, i figured why not do something small.
send me a 🎃+ a character and i'll write you a short blurb!
#i'm gonna be home all night#got a pizza and candy and halloween/horror movies#so i'm chilling in possibly a last minute costume#witch aunt talks✨
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no one's come up to the door yet... because they're all looking at the display and getting candy/popcorn outside! ;D
#my dad's friends stopped by to help out! ;)#so did my great aunt and uncle for indoor stuff!#we poured candy bowls and made the popcorn bags#27 little ones! :o#it ties into the theme- dead end drive in! ;D#it's good not to answer the door for once! ;)
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hiii im home from passin out candy w some fam!! :3 & now im cozied up w a my melody sheet mask on before i get all tucked into bed (*ᴗˬᴗ) i hope everyone had a v safe & sweet halloweenie!! <33
#ᕱ⑅ᕱ.* journals!#i ate sm sweets!! ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ & my aunt made me a caramel apple w choco that looks like a lil ghost!! 𐔌՞⸝⸝ʚ̴̶̷̷ · ʚ̴̶̷̷⸝⸝ ՞𐦯 s’cute!!#& she also gave me the cutest throw pillow!! i’ll have to show you guys sometime! its SO chloe core!! ໒꒰ྀི∩˃ ᵕ ˂∩꒱ྀི১#i saw such cute & creative costumes!! even parents dressed up!! it was PRECIOUS!! (⁎˃ᴗ˂⁎)#i hope you & your faves had a v safe & happy spooky holiday :3 don’t fill up too much on candy hehee!! ilyasm <33
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i chickened out of going clown bc i wasn't sure straight ppl would get down like that (they didnt) so last minute i decided to go as my dad and i made the right call because it made everyone laugh (the watery 3/4 finished coffee is part of the bit).
#i might still go clown on halloween and pass out candy with my parents but#my stepmoms aunt saw me and couldn't get over how much i look like him lmao
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coworker said i should just “go to a party” on halloween.. u think if i had a party available i wouldn’t be going…
#captain’s log#my aunt always does soemthing but her house is fucking boring#went last year no one knew my costume (riddler) and it’s not like they rlly do anything aside from hand out. andy#CANDY*#BORIIIIING
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