#Asterism Stream

[knife-moth-mc]

a non-comprehensive but pretty long list of specific things about the baby is you that i think are good or make it good art in some way

The specificity of “what the fuck are you doing on the ground writhing in pain”. I feel like a more normal thing to say would be something like “Are you okay???” It’s very This Gun That I Have In My Right Hand Is Loaded

The layered voices when dave denies being pregnant

The fact that john’s immediate next question after “who’s the father?’ is “who’s the baby?” as if that’s in any way a question that makes sense

Woooooo….. police sirens police sirens…… wooooooo……

John meowing fully unprompted

The extremely Homestuck-specific euphemisms throughout

“I’m not even born yet, that’s not fair!”

Karkat showing up out of absolutely nowhere

Karkat voice “I must be the…. mmmmmidwife.”

Karkat immediately interrupting the unfolding baby situation to sing a little song about his hatecrush on john

Rose’s VA’s ooc lines just kind of thrown in there at what initially seems like random but if you pay attention it makes a certain kind of rhythmic sense

The reveal that rose is pregnant being followed by a betrayed “Rose!” said by both dave and rose

“Suck that bitch’s dick!” “I’m going to—That’s not what I’m doing! That’s the opposite of what I’m doing!”

Hearts. And minds. And souls. And hearts.

The genuinely catchy sung section of the rose rap

The slant rhyme of serengeti with spaghetti

Dave basically turning to the camera to say “incest is bad” before immediately proposing to his sister

The pathos of rose’s confession that she lied about being pregnant, followed by dave’s extremely flat, emotionless reassurance

“Being pregnant might be against the rules of the MSPA forum but shipping us together is not, for some reason”

Bro showing up to provide a new conflict now that all the rose stuff is resolved

The conflict being specifically that he wants to eat babies

“He’s never tried to eat my babies before” implying that there were previous babies

Bro’s forbidden technique being just “words that rhyme with themselves” and then him almost instantly fucking it up

“Actually, a fight sequence was entirely unnecessary, so it was deleted, and what happens is that in the end, it turns out Bro was a robot, I mean… it was just complex, given the fact that this is a normally simple story about, you know, like a thirteen year old boy giving birth to his bre—best friend. It didn’t fit the archetypes, so I’m going to move on to the next song, and you can just… chillax a little bit.”

KC Green (the guy who made This Is Fine and I Guess and a bunch of other well-known images used as memes) being there completely unexplained to lead a sing-along. Like it makes sense historically but in the album itself it just kinda happens

Andrew hussie being directly addressed by name just to really drill in the fact that this is pointed commentary

The very confident implication that babies are a different species entirely

compiled because @420technoblazeit doesn't know how to appreciate this masterpiece

[logicpng]

it's been taking me forever to finish these to even this state and then Suddenly i just sketched the expressions and cleaned them up all in one evening

anyway hi i saw a meme and thought it would be good to give a writing test drive to my boys again (urs especially...)

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[disabled-dean]

They stop off at a road-side fruit stand just as the sky is starting to turn scarlet at the edges, and Dean buys a flat of orange-red peaches while Cas pokes around the displays of local key chains and souvenirs beside the register. He picks out a tiny, palm-sized jar of cherry preserves for Jack, and something spicy and sweet for Donna and Jody. Claire gets a postcard, and a cheerful little peach magnet.

They sit on the tailgate to eat, juice running down their fingers.

Cas says,

"I always thought it should have been a peach."

Dean turns to look at him, and catches his wet, open mouth.

"What?"

"Or a plum. Something with a stone in the middle. In the garden of Eden."

Dean laughs, a hot puff of air,

"Isn't that blasphemy?"

Cas gives a broad-shouldered shrug. Arms lifting slightly, and then falling again.

"I wasn't there personally, but I thought it was obvious that the original sin should have been messier. It should be something that bleeds."

[420technoblazeit]

local scientist discovers the secret to winning a war adn starts talking about his chuck e cheese food, more at 10

[Start Transcript

Aster: Anyway. It's not like that's my only title now, I'm like a Chuck E. Cheese entertainment manager, you know... I'm friends with Angel, she's cool as hell

Sleep, overlapping: Aster, Aster can y- Aster, can you stop talking about Chuck E. Cheese for one second? I think you-

Aster: I'm kind of like the royal jester? Like, a little... fine! What?

Sleep: You've just made the most important scientific breakthrough of your entire career so far and you're talking about Chuck E. Cheese?

Aster: YEAH because I have more than one thing going on, Sleep. Obviously! I'm a multi-faceted person!

Sleep, overlapping: Okay! Okay, fine. Yes, you-

Aster: I've been pretty- you literally walked in on me cooking food for Chuck E. Cheese! It's very important to me that I get this recipe right!

Sleep: (sighs) Okay, alright. I'll- I'll-

Aster: I'm competing with the Meat Shack! Do you know how good fucking- Kota's cooking is? I gotta compete with that now!

Sleep: Okay! Okay, alright, Aster. Aster! I've still got the bacon sandwich, I'll eat it. I'll eat it, I'll try it. Okay? I'll try it

Aster: (gasp) You will? Oh my-

End Transcript]

[thelostmoongazer]

📢ATTENTION OC ENJOYERS📢

[throughpatchesofviolet]

I'm not going to say too much about the new Canto, yet, but I need you all to know that I kept getting SO excited when they pulled things directly from Don Quixote.

[ofdraiocht]

"Still alive!"

[asteracaea]

lwymmd sounds so freaking amazing on cd

[relaxxattack]

[dutyworn]

me, starting my 89723981792837th playthrough of wren, specifically: my non-wren shepards in their neglected saves: am I A Joke to you

[susie-dreemurr]

I wanted to draw them plotting to kill c!Anathema, but I was lazy + there wasn’t enough space in the page, so uh. Comfort time!

Old-ish art I’ve decided to continue today! I’ll do a version with normal coloring and shading but I think this looks nice.

I remember that cc!Aster said they like being tagged in fanart, so. @420technoblazeit

[knife-moth-mc]

Me when i make my friends listen to toby "radiation" fox's masterpiece The Baby Is You live on stream for my amusement

[disabled-dean]

Still! A! Fucking! Banger!

When you've been to hell, desire is isolating and ugly.

A (belated) birthday gift for Grey @disabled-dean <3 this project was a collaboration between us to capture the vibe of their fic Asterism of an F-Series Ford Pick Up, which you should absolutely read if you’re compelled by the themes presented here 🥰

song: Talk by Hozier / watch it on youtube

[nerdby]

I recently watched the movie Hereditary for the first time and it ended up being really therapeutic. Cause, peeps, that movie was downright anxiety inducing and ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY worth it, and I am telling you if you can make it through that movie you can survive anything😂

For real the part with the bird was so😬

[420technoblazeit]

i can't stop thinking about The Expression. and how harry subconsciously wears it because it reminds him of a better time when the economy was good and he was probably happier. it's supposed to create the illusion of confidence and charisma, everything that he wants to be. a superstar. but because harry's actually miserable and violently self-destructing and The Expression reminds people of a time they know they can never return to, it doesn't quite land right. so what it actually does is make him look like a relic desperately clinging to the glory days, lost in time. everything from harry's expression and clothed to his lost memory characterize him as a man who spends his life looking back

[thelostmoongazer]

I feel as if I am the wrong audience for this poll-

Sincerely - Neptunic (sexuality) Anon

oh thats okay there will be other options for the less intimately inclined dont worry im just trying to sort out pricing cuz i dont know which i option should price higher lmao