#Asian dating

[asiansinboots]

Discretion dating!

[beardedbuildernl]

[mspi]

Keepin single

Asian families can get funny when you're middle aged and comfortably single. That's until they look at the pics on your phone to begin choosing who could make a good in-law. Uh... That would be a yes to probably all if one wouldn't call me a cougar, middle musician is an award winning artist who's borderline old for me, and the last is a big time CEO who might not even look in my direction - maybe if I shouted out in Hindi.

Please please please don't tell me about all the dating sites. There are so many who approach me online and over the phone flirting. If I kept going to tech conferences, I might finally have given my number to someone. My old CEO doesn't count--people checking me out until he came around cracked me up.

Lets put it this way, I'm sick in the city and spend most of my time reading or sleeping--darn lethargy.

Wait up, there was a cool Ukrainian guy who went to my high school after me and took up physical therapy. I'd probably give him a chance. He loved talking about their childhood in the Ukraine and how he wanted to take me there to meet his family. That's when he remembered wanting to teach me how to speak Russian. He really was a sweetie who understood my faults and would giggle when I'd have to redo my workout routine to adjust to the latest MS symptoms. He said that I wasn't just any spoiled American. I'm an American who works hard and tries not to give up.

Dang it. Why didn't we exchange emails?

-- dnagirl

01.11.2023

[buildingdesigns]

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[7greentears]

Even more tf2 silliness.

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[michelle-jacksons-art-blog]

Try these out!

[lynnavera]

Custom Custom night🏳️‍⚧️👻⚧

[da-shrimping-station]

"all ingredients must be measured properly and according to the recipe" Barbatos

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"yea lemme eyeball this" / "no measuring tools? no problem" MC

WHO WILL WIN?

[three-realms-archive]

Dramatic Drama

“What the hell was that?!”

Mammon and Asmodeus yelled in unison, leaning forward to give threatening glares to the characters on screen. The pair continued to insult the male lead in particular, as he fell to his knees and grovelled for the forgiveness of his female love interest. They scolded the actor like he could somehow hear. The woman stood firm despite her former lover grovelling at her feet - and yet her face showed signs of pain and conflict.

You weren’t really sure what to expect, when you invited Mammon, Asmodeus and Satan to watch one of your favourite human-world telenovelas with you. They all seemed to love TV shows and books with plenty of drama, but you were surprised at the intensity of their reactions.

Well… Mammon’s and Asmo’s. Though you had a sneaking suspicion Satan was enjoying your watch session more than he let on.

“Whilst I’m not going to yell,” Satan began, “this is still idiotic. She literally just caught him being intimate with another woman, so how can she still stand there like -“

“Girl, you better not!” Asmo’s screeching cut Satan off as the Avatar of Lust clutched his fuzzy, pink comforter to his chest - Satan snapping his head back to the TV as the words “… but I still love you…” from the male actor floated through the speakers, along with some very dramatic guitar music. As he confessed his love for her, the woman turned look him in the eye with a softened gaze… much to the chagrin of your companions.

“No, no, no!!! Don’t you dare say you love that idiot!” Mammon growled, shaking his fist at the TV. You sighed.

“I’m glad you’re all enjoying this, but maybe don’t be too loud. We’re right next to Lucifer’s room…”

“WAIT!!!” Everyone (now including a very emotionally-invested Satan) half-shushed, half-yelled. The woman had offered the man her hand, pulling him to his feet. The three demons on the sofa leaned forward, in nervous anticipation. Asmo’s comforter was now on the floor, forgotten. Mammon was on one side of you, clinging to your arm like a lifeline. Satan was on your other side, eyes wide, your sleeve balled into his fist so hard the threads had begun to unravel. You decided to just lean back in your seat and enjoy the scene, knowing what was to come next. The woman spoke.

“I…”

Satan was seething. Asmo was chanting seriously under his breath:  ”Don’t do it, girl - don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t -“

“I… I…!”

Mammon had leaned so far forward, he’d slipped off the edge of the sofa - and onto the floor alongside Asmo’s comforter. He hadn’t made any sound, though, chanting with Asmo and gritting his teeth as -

“… I love you, too.”

And hell broke loose.

Satan began to throw things - pillows, food and books. Mammon threw his hands up and started yelling at a now-cracked screen; a thick book (courtesy of the Avatar of Wrath) lodged into the glass. A shrieking, livid Asmo caused the door to creak open only a few seconds later.

…

… A few seconds too late, as Lucifer opened the door to a TV remote hitting him smack in the head.

(inspired by a telenovela from my childhood that i've been rewatching, lol. something like this happened to the second male ad female leads, who are love interests - and i remember being so mad, especially since i shipped the second male lead so hard with the main female lead. i was also mad because they repeated this like multiple times throughout the series and i was like, girl no why this is the tenth time you've done this exact same thing. i was also also mad because the second leads being romantic with each other started so ridiculously late in the show i couldn't get behind it - and all of that culminated my young self raging even tho the show was so so good if you just take out that romance)

[asiansinboots]

Where's my brunch?

[beardedbuildernl]

[everything-is-as-it-was]

Don’t get me wrong that video was a certified banger that I’ll have to come back to in order to process fully, but I was so so hoping that they were gonna address the lack of latam or Asia dates and when they didn’t and instead said they’re adding MORE dates in Europe/usa…. It’s like read the room a little bit pls

[heretherebedork]

It's the blinding light of love and not just loving someone else but learning to love yourself through their eyes, through seeing their pain and realizing that it is your own, the light of learning to rely on the people who love you because it's amazing how loved you can be when you let people love you as well.

[kendralngrid]

Would you let me Nerf you ?

[faaun]

last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.