#Artmann

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In that mood. Lets go.

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Typical Tuesday on this blog

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27.12.2023: Hans Carl Artmann

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Das leben ist eine tapete, wo man hintritt ein muster, so ist es, wer könnte das leugnen?

H.C. Artmann, Unter der Bedeckung eines Hutes

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Montagsgedicht: H. C. Artmann

Terra I | 2017 | Manuela Mordhorst im traum suche ich immer das weite im traum suche ich immer das weite underwache im bett. frage: wie weit ist meinbett vom traum entfernt? (H. C. Artmann, 1921 – 2000)

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Miniaturen (Poetik zur Musik)

[Bild Putten mit Lyra (Laeishalle) ©: → Ajepbah / Wikimedia Commons]            In das Zentrum eines Festivals Miniaturen zu stellen, ist mehr als nur Programm. Es ist programmatische Metaphysik. Denn das Kleinste trennt vom Allen, vom All, oft kaum eine hauchdünne Wand. So erzählt Jorge Luis Borges von einem „regenbogenfarbenen Kreis von fast unerträglicher Leuchtkraft (…) und…

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Australiens (2014)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

Australiens walks into the room like it’s about to be your new step daddy but it couldn’t be more wrong. The creativity started and stopped with its title. The rest is all downhill. I can forgive the horrible special effects but the jokes are horrendous and the characters worse.

17 years after a close encounter with a flying saucer, Andi Gibson (Rita Artmann), her brother Elliot (Doug Hatch), and her bandmates Cam (Tamara McLaughlin), Keith (Lawrence Silver), and John (Joe Bauer) spot an alien ship. It’s a full-blown invasion focussed squarely on Australia. Convinced she’s the key to ending the conflict, Andi leads them on a mission to save the world.

I’ll get the special effects out of the way. At best, the aliens’ ship look passable. When they start firing beams and knocking over buildings, it isn’t convincing but you give this low-budget venture a pass. Then, you get to see who pilots those ships and any good faith you might’ve had vanishes. The creatures look so awful you expect them to start giving you directions to some run-down tourist trap or the college multimedia course. Still, you might dock Australiens some points but admit the movie is worth checking out if the writing was worth a damn, which it isn’t.

It takes about 2 minutes for Australiens to make a joke about Uranus. The first time, I'll give it a pass (partially because a child makes the joke) but a similar comedic affront comes around every 20 minutes or so. That’s the level of writing we’re talking about. It’s like the movie is telling you it’s going to be garbage right away with horrible performances and a wig so unconvincing you’re not sure if it’s purposely crap. You’ve run out of fingers to count down things the movie does wrong when it suddenly flashes forward to introduce us to the story's REAL protagonists. At least we're making our way towards the end credits. That's something, right?

Each of our heroes is either an annoying stereotype or irritating for another reason. Andi is obsessed with spacemen, which is understandable considering she saw one as a kid and is witnessing an invasion. Keep that in mind when I say she takes things too far. Even her bandmates are fed up with her talks of little green men. They’ve got bigger things to worry about because they collectively have less musical talent than a carrot. If your protagonist isn’t going to be competent or intelligent, they better be charismatic. Failing this, they better be funny. If not, you get someone like Andi.

The rest of our main characters fare no better. Elliot is one of these cartoon nerds that doesn’t exist in real life. You can predict every single one of his lines from the moment we see him puffing on his ashthma inhaler as a kid. I had given up on the film long before he started talking about a strange lump on his testicles. I hoped it wouldn’t get any worse, but it does. This Tasmania-obsessed script lasts a gargantuan hour and fifty-one minutes. In bad comedy time, that roughly translates to a thousand Earth years.

Once in a while, the movie will manage to catch you off-guard with an amusing gag. Does it redeem it in any way? No. The attempts at humor are so lazy it’s the kind of thing you’d see high schoolers come up with. Seeing it delivered by “professionals” fills you with a level of embarrassment that threatens to be fatal. I know you’re not supposed to take what happens in this story too seriously but there isn’t even any attempt to make the plot make sense and at several points it looks like it’s about to try and tie things together to make multi-layered gags… and then Australiens just gives up. You'll be in agony until its post-credit scene.

Australiens is the kind of movie that’s too pathetic to have a Wikipedia page. No one could enjoy it enough to take the time and effort necessary to write a synopsis worthy of the site. Everyone who hates it (so, everyone who wasn’t involved in its production) will be glad to put as much distance between them and this black hole of humour as humanly possible. (January 22, 2021)

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ICH BITTE DICH

Ich bitte dich

zeichne einen Leuchtturm

an die Wand deines Hauses

hat die Nacht keinen Mond

werde ich dich nimmer finden

wer teilt dann die Blumen

und die gefundenen Beeren mit mir

und das schmale Bett

mit dem Kopf gegen das Fenster...

(H.C. Artmann)

Foto: by Urs Streuble on Instagram

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Día 4 Conspiración.

Popocatépetl e Iztaccíhuatl. La leyenda de los Volcanes y aunque existen tantas versiones les dejo mi favorita.

Una hermosa princesa llamada Iztaccíhuatl, hija del poderoso emperador de Tlaxcala. Su belleza y gracia eran conocidas en toda la región, y muchos pretendientes se acercaban a su padre para pedir su mano en matrimonio. Pero el corazón de Iztaccíhuatl ya estaba ocupado por un guerrero valiente y apuesto llamado Popocatépetl, quien había ganado su corazón con su coraje y su lealtad.

Con la aprobación del emperador, Iztaccíhuatl y Popocatépetl decidieron casarse y pasar el resto de sus vidas juntos. Sin embargo, cuando los aztecas declararon la guerra al imperio, Popocatépetl tuvo que partir para cumplir con su deber como guerrero y defender su tierra natal.

Iztaccíhuatl despidió a su amado con un abrazo y la promesa de esperarlo hasta su regreso. Popocatépetl luchó con todas sus fuerzas durante varios meses hasta lograr vencer a sus enemigos y regresar victorioso al palacio. Pero sus enemigos, anticipando la derrota, hicieron llegar falsos rumores al palacio acerca de la desaparición de Popocatépetl en la guerra. Cuando los rumores llegaron a oídos de Iztaccíhuatl, abrumada por el dolor, cayó en un profundo sueño del cual nunca logró despertar.

Popocatépetl regresó al palacio y devastado por la condición de su amada, decidió llevarla en sus brazos a una montaña muy alta para protegerla y cuidarla. Pronto sus cuerpos se cubrieron con un manto de nieve y hielo.

Después de muchos años, en el lugar donde reposan los enamorados, surgieron dos enormes volcanes: Iztaccíhuatl o Mujer dormida y Popocatépetl o Cerro que humea.

Se dice que el corazón de la princesa sigue latiendo bajo la nieve y el hielo del Iztaccíhuatl, mientras que el valiente guerrero permanece en la cumbre del Popocatépetl, velando por su amada y recordando su amor eterno.

Versión de Paola Artmann e ilustración inspirada en la obra de arte del pintor Jesús de la Helguera.

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This was fun

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Sigrid Artmann

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Culto

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Groove Theory - Tell Me (Artmann Edit)

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RS Notícias: E vocês achando que eles reconhecem injustiças ?

    Post de Patrick Artmann Fonte: https://web.facebook.com/752948184/posts/10163016822303185/?rdid=3ULqoHJYBSSpZkcT# Source: RS Notícias: E vocês achando que eles reconhecem injustiças ?