#Armybomb

[lesbiancarat]

i had a nightmare last night that i lost my caratbong after the BeTS concert (like i left it at the airbnb) and didn't realize until i got home, but i somehow got in contact with a relative of the airbnb owner who had it and was willing to return it to me. so i went to pick it up and it was still in the box, and i didn't open it until i got back home. but when i opened it, instead of a caratbong somehow there were TWO bts lightsticks in the box?? but they weren't normal lightsticks, they were like a alternate cheap version that hybe made once? and they were apparently really bad quality and really cheap and common so i knew i wouldn't be able to sell them for very much if at all. and i was also sad bc i realized with the V3 coming out it would be harder to buy another V2 caratbong i was truly devastated OTL

[serendipitous-syzygy]

I wanna decorate my armybomb but idk what i wanna doooooooo

[pandorasword]

Chaeri as the 8th and youngest member of BTS.

CHAERI'S MASTERLIST

PTD On Stage in LA | Day 3

❒ genre: Slice of life

❒ words: 972

❒ summary: In which Chaeri uses Tae's beauty to her benefit

❒ prompts requested from the dialogue prompts game: “Wow, I really can’t speak, huh? Must be because of how pretty you look”

She was never good with words. She preferred facts: solid, reliable, hard to misunderstand. Words, on the other hand, always seemed elusive, ungraspable, especially when she had to use them in English. The situation worsened drastically when she found herself in front of thousands of people, right after singing for two hours non-stop. What was so difficult about a simple 'thank you'? For her, it was a real mystery. In fact, she didn’t believe a speech was necessary to express the emotion she felt every time. Hearing her songs sung by so many voices, with different accents, but with the same passion she put into them… she was sure it was evident during her performances how much she appreciated and was grateful for everything.

But it should be considered that those who cause their own misfortune should weep for themselves. She knew that day would come. She had all those years of experience and a highly competent team to ignore the inevitability of that moment. She could have taken the time to prepare a few sentences in English, memorize the pronunciation, and say them on stage. Instead, look at that, she had done nothing and couldn’t even remember why

In just a few seconds, all the times she had literally fled the room when she saw the English coach enter came back to her. It was almost like a scene from a cartoon: he came in one door and she scurried out the other, as if her only purpose in life was to avoid that conversation.

She had to refrain from slapping her forehead for being so stupid and irresponsible. She was still on stage, under the gaze of thousands of people.

Tae had just finished his speech. His English was insecure, his pronunciation questionable, but at least he had said something.

That evening, he stood out among the other seven, entirely dressed in red with a mask on his face, he had fun dancing and singing in a costume inspired by the Squid Game series, which had conquered the world in record time. And the crowd was ecstatic. A true show genius, born to capture attention: that's who Kim Taehyung was.

A shiver ran down her sweaty back, a testament to the hours spent jumping and running, reproducing the choreographies she knew by heart for that performance. 

It was her turn to speak.

With an uncertain gesture, she brought the microphone to her lips. Embarrassed, with no idea what to say or how to formulate a coherent speech, she searched the most remote areas of her brain for a foothold, a memory, or anything that could help her find the right words.

Then, suddenly, the screams of the crowd became so loud that they overwhelmed even her chaotic thoughts. Behind her, on the huge screen, appeared Taehyung who had removed his mask. 

And, damn, he was breathtakingly beautiful.

At that moment, a fleeting memory from a few days before came back to her: she remembered Namjoon, visibly irritated, trying to watch an episode of Friends. The younger members of the group were making noise around him, forcing him to restart the same part of the episode several times because he couldn't hear the lines.

Yes, that line she had heard repeated at least five times was perfect, and luckily, it had stuck in her mind.

She turned towards Taehyung, just a few meters away from her. The blue lenses of his eyes shone under the reflection of the multicolored stage lights, accentuated by the glows of the armybombs not far from them.

“Wow, I really can’t speak, huh? Must be because of how pretty you look”

The crowd roared in approval, shouted for the interaction, clapped for the way the boy's cheeks turned red, almost as red as his costume, because of the unexpected compliment.

The rest of the members burst into laughter, teasing Taehyung, while she realized that the attention from her speech had successfully been diverted elsewhere.

What a perfect end, she would have shaken her own hand in congratulations.

Later, in the backstage

“Chaeri-yaaaaa, you made me blush like crazy out there. Did everyone notice?” said Tae, walking beside Chaeri, an arm around her shoulders and almost all his weight leaning on her, partly from the exhaustion of the evening, partly because he loved to tease her.

"Every single person here saw how red you got" Jimin replied with an amused smile before the girl could, taking the perfect opportunity to tease his group mate when he was usually the butt of the jokes.

"Aish" Tae sighed theatrically, faking a look of devastation "my reputation as a tough guy is ruined because of you, Chaeri-ya."

Chaeri raised an eyebrow. “When have you ever had a tough guy reputation?” she said with a playful tone

"Hey, you" a sarcastic, accusatory tone came from Namjoon as he approached the trio, who were dragging their feet, destroyed by now, along the floor, hoping to reach a place where they could sleep for hours. Many hours.

"Don't think I didn't realize you did it to avoid the speech you were supposed to prepare for tonight" Namjoon looked at her with a look that said it all, the look of someone who raised you and knows all your little tricks. 

"Oops?" she looked at him, softening her eyes and curling her lips a bit to look more innocent - which she wasn't - and more forgivable - her behavior was absolutely unforgivable -. 

"So you didn't think for real that I was so handsome to leave you speechless?" Tae had pulled away from her half hug to look her in the eyes, his tone high-pitched.

"If it makes you feel better, I really think you're the prettiest of us all" 

"Ha! Did you hear that, Hyung? I really am the prettiest"

taglist: @alixnsuperstxr | @bts-dream | @enchantingbrowneyedgirl | @ycuvi | @cosmicwintr

[jung-koook]

230610 - [month n’s seokjin] Message from #Jin : Jun 2023 💌

june when I'm especially missing #jin even more than usual💜 how am i, I'm good looking even in june right?*😉 #/June’s_Seokjin #/ARMY Lover** #/ Man Who Is Even Better Looking When Holding an ARMYBomb #/Perfect Beauty as a Present for the 10th Anniversary #2023BTSFESTA #BTS10thAnniversary

(trans. cr. miiniyoongs)

[spiralslave]

minion after correctional treatment at systems training and programming central

the system does not tolerate 0,0000000000000001 % deviation from its standards

art done by armybomber

[dienraven]

so it's been a little over a year since i've became an ARMY and I decided to celebrate it by making myself a BTS desktop theme

so yeah!! happy one year to me ig for being an ARMY! it was a month long process of me making this theme and I want to share it with peeps who likes BTS!

it's still in my kofi shop but as usual, it's FREE!!

BTS desktop theme includes:

╰┈➤ ❝ desktop wallpaper (3 versions : 2 plain ver. , 1 with organizer ver.) ❞

╰┈➤ ❝ desktop lockscreen/ screensaver (2 versions : "breathe" , "welcome to magic shop" ❞

╰┈➤ ❝ icons ( 3 folders, recycle bin logo , armybomb, magic shop, love yourself answer logo, desktop logo) ❞

╰┈➤ ❝ instructions manual ❞

[marengogo]

Dear Diary,

This morning, for no reason whatsoever I woke up 50 minutes before my EARLY AF alarm was set to ring. Needless to say, I was pissed. The obvious option was for me to go back to bed, but for some reason I don’t want to. For some reason checking the bird app was my first instinct. So that I did.

Nothing could have prepared me for Joon playing the sax, but above all, there he was my precious Kim Seokjin standing tall and smily and just so FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME AND AMAZING AND GRANDIOSE AND LARGER-THAN-LIFE AND … I cried 😂😂😂.

So I scrolled the TL to check EVERYTHING. I really want to make sure I didn’t miss ANYTHING and then all of a sudden a notification form Jin. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I needed to go back to bed, buuuuuuut A NOTIFICATION FROM JIN, so I went straight to weverse, it lasted only a few seconds but I was too stunned to speak, so much so that I randomly took a screen shot right before it went off

I KID YOU NOT, between my teary eyes, Joon with the sax, “matching JK and JM”, buff Tae, adorable Hobi and “missing Yoongi”:

I WAS SPIRALING.

And then finally the live began and I wanted to just screen record a couple of moments but ended up SR most of it 🤡🤡🤡. There he was and I still couldn’t stop grinning in disbelief! Eventually it got time to leave and I made sure to leave a message:

I WAS ON CLOUD JIN.

I mean like… what were the chances of me waking up for NO REASON exactly at that time?????!!!!

I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT.

And then eventually, leave it to the 94s to get all sentimental and funny,

but obviously what took the cake was this picture.

This OT7 picture was something else NGL.

Anyways, I need to go to bed because, busy busy busy, but I just want to finally say it, Chest out Armybomb in:

Love you WWH,

See you tomorrow on weverse 🩷

Marengo.

[lokisasylum]

Nauuurrrr, it was the manager who gave him those little armybomb ears TT

[julietapark]

JIMIN

(This is a romantic tale, I warn you, from this point just try to relax )

I didn’t new before I heard the voice of Jimin the first time, that I would fell in love with love.

Does of us who have hearts beating with tenderness an empathy, have all fall for him for the magical mix he is and want him to be happy as much as he make us too.

Of course he has seen all the drama by surrounding him, all the hashtags and so, and maybe he is like me, just willing that the dust sits down quickly and continue with his life…

Every time I hear “like crazy” it makes me feel something… it has a sensual/dangerous power over me and every time I start thinking of the way he moves in the dance practice… on what he delivers with words while singing, and I don’t personally know him on flesh, but I imagine does who can look at his eyes, see his greatness… directly… oh how lucky they are…

You know we are truly blessed, he is an unique human been, count on the fingers of one hand the people who can be like this…even with their defects…or even if you talk only about artistry…

Then I became a jikooker because of a non pretended felling that I received from them dancing together…and looking to each other…

I remember the first jikook series I saw on youtube. It was a chronology series of them two since 2013, and then other with Rm in the middle.. and I got hooked.

Now 3 years latter, after all I end up knowing about their music and their love (not bond, because bond is alredy a type of love), I just want him to be happy as the rest of us, with our ups and downs. But living, thriving, some times with melancholy, some times with pleasure, other in the sadnesses, but ending up succeeding on get out of the well again.

After all this shitty things happening to him and even when some bad stuff happens to me, I fabulate, and when is about Jimin… sometimes I close my eyes and imagine him waking up late and seen his beloved one close to him, breathing calmly on the bed, then he starts caressing his skin and kissing, after, starts wondering through the kitchen eating something half dressed, then, he switch on the tv and put any video of their concerts, looking to all the armybomb lights like a sky on earth, almost crying in the video and in reality, siting on his couch.

Then, that beloved one wakes up and kiss him on the forehead, smelling his hair, to then kiss him deeply on the lips, after, serves a plate of breakfast too, snuggles up to his side, and starts watching the tv as well.

That for me is happiness, I do something similar some times on my real life, adding my son to the soft equation, and thats everything, there is nothing else more safe for me to be at home like this surrounded with does who love you.

That’s happiness.

[btsx50states]

From @/bts_bighit on Twitter:

[n월의 석진] Message from #Jin : Jun 2023 💌 유난히 #진 이 더욱 보고 싶은 6월💜 어때요, 6월도 잘생겼진?😉 #6월의_석진 #아미사랑꾼 #아미밤들었을때더잘생긴남자 #10주년선물로찰떡인미모 #2023BTSFESTA #BTS10thAnniversary

[ENG]

[month n’s seokjin] Message from #Jin : Jun 2023 💌 june when im especially missing #jin even more than usual💜 how am i, im good looking even in june right?😉 #/June’s_Seokjin #/ARMY Lover #/ Man Who Is Even Better Looking When Holding an ARMYBomb /Perfect Beauty as a Present for the 10th Anniversary #2023BTSFESTA #BTS10thAnniversary

[kithtaehyung]

hi ryen!!

idk if you remember me but it’s car reader🤗 i know it’s been a while i got super swamped with school but i’ve been silently lurking. i just got so overwhelmed i couldn’t come up with a cohesive thought to share with you lol. i’ve been rereading 3tan(again) cause i miss yoongi since i saw his oakland concerts and this is my comfort read. i just saw there’s a new chapter drop soon tho🫢i’m so excited and glad i was lurking hehehe.

anyways! i’m still swamped since i have school for a few more weeks but hopefully i’ll come back here to say hi every once in a while!! i even crocheted a tangerine armybomb cover for d day and i thought of 3tan🫶🏼

- car reader

CAR READER OMFG🥹🥹🥹 i literally thought you moved on bc I hadn’t heard from you since november??? you were gonna send me concert pics from ptd! If you messaged me since then, I blame my shit memory but I do know that I’ve missed you😭

you went to the Oakland shows?! same! and you even crocheted a tangerine for your oh my god that’s so fcking cute🥺 new 🍊 is on the wayyyy mwahaha.

it’s very okay if you couldn’t chat much! happy to hear from you and lurking is just fine🫂 study smart and get your shit done!! fighting‼️

[4jnismo]

[221231] — Weverse post update by 🐥 Jimin:

🐥: armys, it’s jimin

are you wrapping up this year of 2022 well?

ive heard from adults that as you move on <in life> (ie: as you age), you feel this more, but it feels like this year passed by really quickly, it feels like i have a lot of regrets.

above all, it must feel that way since we weren’t able to see each other often, right?

but as fast as this year went by, i think there was a lot of events that happened.

covid came to an end, and for the first time in a long time, i was able to meet all of you and cry and laugh and be happy, and do music show promotions/activities because our album released, and have a large concert in busan which is my hometown, and see hoseok hyung and namjoon hyung’s album stages that they worked so hard for, and our jin hyung enlisted too. heh heh

i too have been busily busily spending my time bt starting to work on making <music> for the first time and meeting with songwriters and preparing this and that but it’s somewhat unclear? wavering? a feeling like that?

i just want to go to a place where everyone is and sing all together and watch everyone wave their armybombs and listen to you sing for us and everyone laughing/smiling, that’s something i keep longing for it must be because we can’t see each other as often as we want to

it feels like i cant organize my words as well as other years and i’m not sure what i’m saying and what i’m doing but i just didn’t like making you worry and making you wait

i was just so sorry about that and thankful <for you> and missed <you> and everyone, i’ll spend this year with a mind of thinking i want to become better.

happy new year ! and don’t be sick and don’t be sick and be happy and i hope that this year <for you> will be happy

i love you and i love you 💜

from jimin heh heh

© trad. miiniyoongs on Twitter

[serendipitous-syzygy]

Life update: I am so happy after over a year and a half of moving back home i finally installed some shelves on the wall (with help of my parents and a misshap lol them ace hardware screws are fucking strong apparently 😂) and now i have a place to display my lightsticks!!!!!! I'm so happy now i have more room on my bookshelf for more albums >:)

Nachimbong is currently with my sis so her partner can use it for the skz encore so im missing that and then mongmongie is currenty in my concert bag for easy access plus im getting another stand in the mail for it

Still figuring out what else im going to put on these things and how im gonna reorganize my bookshelf but i am VERY happy like highkey ive wanted wall shelves since i was a kid even when we had bunk beds and it would NOT have worked (but i reaaaally liked them idk i was weird) so this makes me SO happy

[lizziexmeow]

[ Jimin Posted 🌟 Weverse ]

221231 - 23:54 KST

> ARMY, this is Jimin here.

Are you wrapping up the year 2022 well?

I've heard adults say that the further you go, the more it will be

This year seems to have gone by really quickly, so I think it's a year that leaves a lot of regrets behind.

More than anything, it must feel like this year because I haven’t met you often, right?

Still, I think there were so many things this year that went by so fast.

It's been a long time since the corona ended, I cried, laughed and was happy to meet you all,

Our album came out and we were active on music shows,

We have a large scale performance in Busan, my hometown,

I watched Hoseok-hyung and Namjoon-hyung's  hard-prepared album stages,

Seokjin hyung also joined the army. hehe

It's my first time working on music and meeting the composers too

I've been busy preparing for this and that

It's something

Sentimental? Nostalgic feeling? Should I say it's something like that?

I just want to go to a place where we're all together and sing together

watch everyone shake their armybombs and listen to you sing

everyone laughing

I keep missing that

Maybe it's because we didn't meet as much as we wanted

I can't organize what I'm talking about compared to other years

I don't know what I'm saying anymore

I just didn't want to worry, I didn't want to make you wait

I'm so sorry for that. I'm thankful and I miss you

I want to do better and spend this year with that mindset.

Happy New Year !

Don't get sick, don't get sick, and be happy, and I hope this will be a happy new year

I love you and I love you again 💜

From Jimin hehe

[ Hobi & Jimin Comment 🌟 Weverse ]

230101 - 00:31 KST

hobi: jjyamani I love you~

    ㄴjimin: Yes, hyungnim? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[ratherbefangirling]

and then let's talk about:

["No but yoongi is the kind of person who will get what he wants"

#im imagining yoongi with a baby fever

#and reader on the fence about it

#and he just causually brings up babies

#like did you know

#some random fact about babies

#until the reader gives in]

did it occur to you, that I am on an annual subscription plan for baby fever? like there's no way out I just have to deal with it. plus there are multiple kids actively around me these days. how do you suggest I recover from this post? I enjoyed your tags far more than one should and I think that'll be a recurring issue.

-mintsugarmy

Let's suffer together shall we.

Tbh I'm in my - men are a disappointment if I start earning do I need a man era-

But ofcourse bangtan are an exception to that. I mean my reason to survive this soul sucking torture is bts 2025. And to some how start earning to afford tickets and albums and armybomb

And truly I do need a man. I want a man. Cause I wanna get married and have cute kids. And I hope our kids will be friends too.

I'm always open to discuss at length about bts like I personally know them. But to be real we know what color underwear they wear and that's something I can't say about most people so really how parasocial is it (I'm delulu)

[ace-angel-judas]

I was thinking that she's definitley eaten the armybomb at one point 😂

Jin was absolutely taking pictures when she did, like, Soyeon just gumming on the sphere part and giggling the whole time.