#Armond the white lotus

[hillbillyhipster84]

Armond and Trelawny crossover.

Josiah!! Don’t go in the Pineapple Room!!!

[whitegownsandflowercrowns]

The Characters of 2023

It’s time to talk about…The Characters™️. They shall be graded on a scale of “get behind me” to “I’m getting behind you”

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Belinda (The White Lotus)

The only unambiguously decent person at the resort (who stayed longer than an episode, sorry Lani) and just the absolute best who deserved better. GIVE HER HER OWN WELLNESS CENTER GODDAMMIT. Scale: GET BEHIND ME

Ellie Williams (The Last Of Us)

Precious, hilarious and ferocious.

SCALE: While I could technically get behind her, I’ll have her get behind me in order to spare her trauma.

Misty Quigley (Yellowjackets)

She has never done anything wrong in her entire life (she has committed multiple murders and was a horrible person even before the plane crashed). But it’s fine, we love her anyways.

SCALE: I’m getting behind her 100%.

TOP 10

10. Quinni Gallagher-Jones (Heartbreak High)

Deserves better, the sweetest, I love her so much.

SCALE: GET BEHIND ME

9. Peter Gordon (The Power Of The Dog)

The second that Tumblr discovers this movie (highly recommend by the way) it’s all over. I need people to join me in understanding the power of Peter Gordon.

SCALE: I’m getting behind him. Easy.

8. Laura Palmer (Twin Peaks)

Absolutely tragic, could have been saved by listening to Preacher’s Daughter, has the best theme. Of course I love her.

SCALE: GET. BEHIND. ME.

7. Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks)

Fictional husband. Absolute king. Get this man a cup of coffee immediately.

SCALE: He’s an FBI agent, so I should probably get behind him.

6. Armond (The White Lotus)

An icon, a legend, and the moment. No one is doing it like him, and no one will ever do it like him again.

SCALE: Honestly we’re probably on the same level. We’ll fight Shane together.

5. Mrs. Lovett (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)

Served (both literally and figuratively) at unprecedented levels. Absolutely horrendous in the most amazing way. I am a stan forever.

SCALE: Probably getting behind her.

4. India Stoker (Stoker)

She has the best fashion sense and was always true to herself (even if true to herself meant…well, the movie). Love her.

SCALE: I’m getting behind her.

3. Laura Lee (Yellowjackets)

The human embodiment of Sun Bleached Flies. Sweet sweet girl, was not built to survive Yellowjackets and deserved better.

SCALE: GET BEHIND ME. DON’T GO ON THE PLANE.

2. Alicent Hightower (House of the Dragon)

Come season 2, everyone has their (genuinely awful) character that they will be defending to the death. She is mine. Do not come to me with Alicent slander; I will justify it.

SCALE: Young her needs to get behind me, older her and I are probably on the same level.

Helaena Targaryen

Who else? Love absolutely everything about her. I’m dreading Season 2, but in my mind she’s away from King’s Landing, happy and safe with her babies. She is The Character.

SCALE: GET BEHIND ME, I WILL BE SEEING THE REST OF THE CAST IN COURT

[sisterfrnkly]

when armond looked at dillon's ass like that, that was Chekhov's ass

[ranrandraws]

underrated character , where is the fanart

[vinylattes]

You... you're gay, right? Yes, I'm gay. No, my father was gay. I think. He, he had sex with men. That's a telltale sign.

THE WHITE LOTUS (2021) 1.03 (Mysterious Monkeys)

[tampire]

Bill and Frank are moustached in their past Parks and Recreation and The White Lotus lives.

[thebubblesoutlet]

one thing about the white lotus is that every season gotta have a fruity hotel manager

[animentality]

white lotus killed its one gay character by having the world's straightest man run him through with a kitchen knife after he shit in his suitcase.

it was only right for the next season to have a lesbian character who suffers relatively little trauma and gets two new girlboss besties for friends who're gonna help her get a girlfriend.

gotta fight the bad juju.

[turkwriter]

Me watching The Last of Us episode 3, my body wracked by sobbing, speaking through my tears: I watched that guy shit in a suitcase once.

[gleichschenklig]

[100hearteyes]

Albie being duped by the "wounded bird" type he's attracted to (and reiterating that he wants to respect women but then ogling that woman at the airport, just like his dad and granddad) and Portia being fucked over and increasingly disenchanted by the "caveman" who's "totally ignorant of the discourse" that she craved, and that adventure she so wanted to go on, and then the two of them coming back together in the end and regretting the real-life enactment of their warped, deluded fantasies is one of the many great things about The White Lotus.

A very unpleasant TV show about very unpleasant people. It's so fascinating though. And so good. Definitely binge worthy.

[gustavoturner]

[gracerings]

my favorite criticism i’ve seen people make about the white lotus is that the gays are always fucked up people. girl that’s literally the selling point

[seekerofthemuse]

[althea-tavalas]

Ok there isn’t any the white lotus x reader here and on Ao3. Where is it? I need it, is not a want is a need. Like did you saw Dillon, Armond, Paula, Ethan Portia, etc. Like I’m freaking in love with all of them.

[vinylattes]

#the two genders by murray bartlett: soft gay bitch & chaotic gay bitch

MURRAY BARTLETT as FRANK & ARMOND in The Last of Us (2023-) & The White Lotus (2021-)