#Arkannismajor

[worthyourweightinfanfiction]

how Dare you burst the bubble of THOUSands with spoiling the truth of the identity of sk8r boi?? I am OffenDED

im so sorry man but the truth needed to be told

[snarktheater]

arkannismajor replied to your post “I don't mind (offensive) teenspeak in novels bc some kids are...”

If Glee understands it, then we know we have a problem, because for all that I adore (yes, I said it) some characters, the show is deeply flawed. It was great because it actually got rep, but then it didn't do what IT COULD HAVE AND SHOULD HAVE DONE.

Yes, that was my point by using Glee as a reference point. But that’s really not a discussion I wish to have right now. Let’s just agree that it started out somewhere between okay and good (but deeply flawed) and quickly nosedived into “Why.” territory.

(I still watched the whole thing, but I cheered very hard when it was finally over. Wouldn’t you know, my fascination for horrible media extends beyond the books I review on this blog.)

[asexualadvice]

I'm just really confused because I think I may be developing a crush on a person, but I'm not sure whether it was after an emotional connection??? And I'm not sure if it counts as romantic attraction. Sorry, I just can't understand how to (1/2)

...how to know if I am feeling romantic attraction. I have read a bunch of asks from here and looked elsewhere but I wouldn't know for myself. Is it literally just being able to imagine myself dating someone specific, or is it something, idk, deeper?

Take a deep breath. It’s okay. You might be developing a crush. You might not. I’d venture to say though if you think it’s a crush it probably is. Sometimes picking out whether it is or not can be difficult and confusing. That’s okay.

It can be imagining dating someone specific, but it’s not like just and “I wonder” sort of feeling. Like the kind you might get when a topic is brought up and you start thinking about it. It’s more of a draw to imagine that person. You might do it without thinking. It might be triggered by seeing them. It kind of all depends.

Don’t worry about whether or not it was after an emotional connection. It may or may not have been. It’s okay. If you can’t tell right now, wait it out. Think on it some more, but try not to dwell on it.

-Kieren

[bckvbarnes]

excuse u the shard is gr9

no is super scary i feel like it’s going to impale me

[tranquilityfiction]

I was tagged by the v amazing n' pretty digital-delusion to post my cutest selfies.. 

I tag: arkannismajor , lostxtouch , universe-is-lou , winchestersulalesinden n' elfindean 

[jensenackle]

You speak Spanish too? Oh yay! High five. I have no idea why that excites me so.

High five? More like Spanish five! *hahaha don’t mind my stupid HIMYM joke* Aaaw that’s so sweet. Spanish is my first language in fact c:

[arkannismajor]

What

What

[snarktheater]

You mention your 'to-snark' list, so I'm wondering exactly how long is it? And generally how far in advance do you plan which books you're gonna snark? It does sound like a lot of effort, but I'd say it is very enjoyable to read so, yeah... !!!

Well, obviously, I get more organized the longer I run the blog. Practice makes perfect (or…better, at least). So the answer changes constantly (remember I started posting City of Bones chapters once every few days when I had time, and now I have an entire month of posts queued up).

My personal method is to keep up a shelf on Goodreads for books I consider potential snark material (which you can see here), and then from those I plan for what I’ll review next in a calendar on my computer. GR lets me order the shelves, but out of the 54 books that are there now, only the first dozen or so are even on the calendar at all. And even then, that calendar is constantly up for change.

So if you look at it now, you’ll find…

The Scorch Trial (definitely my July snark)

City of Heavenly Fire (definitely my August snark)

Fallen (recently added; not sure when I’ll snark it, depending on when the movie releases)

The Bane Chronicles (planned to snark after COHF, probably postponed because of Fallen) and The Shadowhunter’s Codex (no idea what I’ll do with that one, but I’ll definitely have a look at it)

The Coldest Girl in Coldtown and The Raven Boys (both were candidates for September; probably postponed because of Fallen)

The Copper Gauntlet (probably my October snark)

The Rose Society (potential November snark; I’d have to see if it’s snark-worthy first and since the first Magnus Chase comes out at the same time, I don’t know if I’d have time to read this one in time)

A few Shadowhunter Academy stories (planned for December snark; I added those specifically because I had something to say about the blurbs)

After that, it’s a bunch of series continuations (mostly Clare books and The Death Cure), which I’ll probably snark, just not in the foreseeable future.

And after those, the list is completely unordered. It’s just books I marked as potential snarks while browsing Goodreads, so I can easily find them back if I need a book.

So, to answer your question…my firm plans reach for the next couple of months, my vaguer plans for the rest of the year, and if you count all the unreleased books, then I think it reaches all the way into 2019. You know, if I’m still there by then. (Though I hope I will be)

Is it work? A little. But things would be even more complicated if I had to actually decide on my next book at the last minute and snark it on a day-by-day basis.

[asexualadvice]

I've made friends with people who are very open of their homo/bisexuality and they speak of sex and the like very freely, so I can't help but feel inadequate because I reluctantly identify as asexual, although I keep wishing I wasn't. Is this normal?

It's very common, that's for sure. It's okay. I like to think about it like they're talking about some eccentric hobby, like bungee jumping or cave diving or mountain climbing. It's something they enjoy and are enthusiastic about, and something I have zero interest in and do not understand why they enjoy. I focus more on their feelings than the topic at hand. 

-Kiowa

[bckvbarnes]

I WISH YOU COULD COME TO MY HOUSE SO WE COULD WATCH IT TOGETHER

[tranquilityfiction]

I was tagged by the lovely digital-delusion taahh♥

1. Your name 2. Your url 3. Your blog title  4. Your favorite color 5. Your crush 6. SOMETHING ON CAPITAL  7. Your favorite band  8. Your favorite number  9. Your favorite drink 10. Tag someone

I tag:

arkannismajor

lostxtouch

ifpeopleknewhowcrazyureallywere (soz I cut it off a bit)

[peterprkr]

Promo list 2/3

fancycas

jaredperfalecki

arkannismajor

oneinamelonlord

kiss-my-cassbutt

[lilytheputian]

Adieu

Shut up, he snarled back. I know; because of me we lost her. My fault.  He then suggested that One do something physically impossible—unless time travel was included, of course, in which case it was entirely possible.

Eleven... Eight sighed. Don't blame him. It was all of our faults. We couldn't tell her, pushed her away—

I KNOW!Eleven thundered. What was he even doing at their wedding, anyway?

Domestic, Nine snorted.

But we'd do domestic for her. For Rose, Ten murmured. Anything for her... Memories of “Rose Tyler, I...” and “Forever” drift through Ten's “mind” in the back of Eleven's.

She left us, left us for him, Eleven whimpered. He shook, fighting to remain still as Jack leaned in and whispered something in his Rose's ear.

Just leave, Eight suggested. Don't think about this; get out before you do something we'll all regret. GO. Ten versions of the Doctor assented, but it all depended on Eleven. What Eleven chose.

Eleven's mouth opened, then closed again. “My Rose Tyler,” he mouthed to her, still standing in the shadows. “My precious girl. I—” Eleven gave voice to a Gallifreyan word that meant “have always/will always/do/couldn't not” “—love you.”

Then he locked her away. Put her and his love for her in a room in his mind and bolted the door. Another companion, gone.

No more emotions. The Ponds, trapped in a time that isn't theirs; River Song, trained since birth to kill me, duped into loving me; Clara Oswin Oswald, jumping into my time stream, trying to save me; Donna, oh, Donna—my best friend, the one who made me live again; Sarah Jane, waiting for years... And my Susan. My beloved granddaughter. Oh, Susan, I'm so sorry...

Susan... My poor Susan. What did I do to you? I shouldn't have taken you away—or I should have used the Chameleon Arch to hide you, dear girl...

No more. No more loving companions. Never again. Love destroys. It doesn't help.

And with that, the Doctor sealed his fate: To force Thirteen to become the Valeyard, to never love, and to be driven to a level of self-destructive loathing that he would attempt to kill himself centuries before consciously becoming the Valeyard...

But he never forgot. He always remembered Rose Tyler—the pink and yellow human who became Rose Harkness—the girl he always loved, the one who saved Nine, and she became his reason. The reason why he wanted to love, and couldn't. The reason he tried to kill Six, trying to keep himself from ever meeting Rose, from ever destroying her... And how Thirteen hoped. The one part of him that was sane, that was Thirteen and not part of the other Doctors hoped. He hoped to never meet an old companion, to never see the looks of horror on their faces, to never hear their voices as they begged him to “Stop this—Doctor, what are you doing?!”, to never destroy their lives as he had destroyed his own, and to never see the face of Rose Tyler again, because she was the only one who could bring him back. The Doctor is dead, the Valeyard told the universe at large. I am the Valeyard, and you will fear my name.

[snarktheater]

Pro tio: picture every book character as Lego Batman

*TIP I MEANT PRO TIP

That is a very good tip. Besides, Lego Batman > every YA brooding love interest. At least he’s enjoying himself while brooding.

[inkglover]

I swear you have one of the most beautiful blogs I've seen.

are you sure you sent this to the right blog????

[bckvbarnes]

thank u for the tag balinsbeard <3

my handwriting game is pretty weak today i apologise everybody

tagging my tumblr crushes: arkannismajor, thewienersolclier, castielsthrobbingmember, lunamalfoy7, 50shadesofwinchesterbros, thatgirlinthepictureisme

do it if you want to guys, no pressure uwu <3