#Ardyn shitpost

[krisssssssy]

I’m pretty confident that Ardyn would despise cybertrucks

[ruskatuskapuskasapuska]

I once crashed perfectly into Ardyn's (car's) rear by U-turning at the very end of the Dubious Ride -mission. I think it was one of the highest peaks of my first FFXV playthrough. The old geezer had it coming.

[impatient-traveler]

GUYS I can't work like this I'm trying to test the mod but he's being hot and cool and badass and ashjdklajdkljskljdklsjkjasendhelp

[pekinaso]

Took an unintentional small break from Tumblr, sorry! Just kinda lost track of time is all. To make up for it I'll post x2 today :)

Drew this a little bit ago as a Twitter challenge to draw comfort characters replicating that one Steven Universe meme, so I used Ardyn and Final Wars Godzilla to branch out a little bit.

[guildwarsgirl]

So, in my discord, we were discussing Ardyn, then ended up discussing Pokémon. One of my friends decided to make this lovely image.

He made me laugh so hard, I nearly fell off my chair 🤣 Of course, Ardyn would have a Charizard.... He'd name it Ifrit, too.

[namiargentum]

An old inside joke with a friend😅 #sorrynotsorry

[impatient-traveler]

(One of the coolest comments I've ever gotten on a mod I've made)

The username of the person making said comment:

yep this is tumblr alright

He looks pretty slick from above, but then you angle the camera down and remember he's a goober

[thesweetsvillainshowdown]

ULTIMATE VILLAIN SHOWDOWN #2 BRACKETS

WOOOOOO well that took me a while! I'm sleepy rn and I will admit that there are a...couple...of shitpost characters. And I will not be tagging this properly so forgive me in advance. But I still hope you all are able to enjoy and perhaps forgive me for my silly randomness in. Particular character choices.

Now. On to the contestants for this time about.

LEFT SIDE;

-Tigerstar Sr (Warrior Cats) vs Happy Chaos (Guilty Gear)

-Xehanort (Kingdom Hearts) vs Funny Valentine (JJBA)

-Longan Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run Ovenbreak) vs Monika (DDLC)

-Doflamingo (One Piece) vs Emperor Belos (The Owl House)

-Handsome Jack (Borderlands) vs Ghostface (Dead by Daylight - or at least...that was the source media I was told)

-Glitchtrap (FNAF) vs The Mimic (FNAF). Basically the mimic vs the mimic.

-The Lich (Adventure Time) vs Plankton (Spongebob)

-Dr. Zomboss (Plants vs Zombies) vs Choo Choo Charles (Choo Choo Charles)

RIGHT SIDE;

-DJ Octavio (RETURNING - Splatoon 3) vs Wilson (BATDR)

-Kristoph Gavin (Ace Attorney) vs Otto Apocalypse (Honkai Impact 3rd)

-Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil Village) vs Mother Gothel (Disney's Tangled)

-Ardyn Izunia (Final Fantasy 15/FFXV) vs Q Maou (Rhythm Heaven)

-Ghirahim (Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword) vs King Dedede (Kirby)

-Giovanni (Team Rocket - Pokemon) vs Lysandre (Team Flare - Pokemon)

-the entirety of garten of banban (irl - the game is a fucking crime against indie horror and is in and of itself a villain) vs Ganondorf (RETURNING - Legend of Zelda)

-The Devil (Cuphead) vs King Dice (Cuphead)

LEFT SIDE POLLS PLANNED TO AIR TOMORROW AT 5PM, HOWEVER MAY BE DELAYED TO 7PM DEPENDING ON LIFE CIRCUMSTANCES!!

I (poll host Sweets), as of now, am still the only person running this account and school has actually started back up for me recently. With schoolwork and just general forgetfulness and exhaustion the beginning of the second ultimate villain showdown may be delayed by (I'm hoping) at most 2 hours. Nonetheless, the right side polls will air next Wednesday (August 30th) at 5 PM.

I just hope you all can still enjoy the polls despite the amount of silly characters here this go around. Though you could argue the same point for the last showdown. Either way. Much love to everyone, and goodnight from me.

[thedarklordmegatron]

How Uncle Ardyn Ended The War

'Ardyn?'

'Yes Regis'

'This is a head'

'Yes, yes it is.'

'The Emperor's head'

'Yup'

'Why is the Emperor's head on my table?'

'Well I could hardly put it in the fridge my boy, imagine the scandal.'

'...I hate you so much.'

'I know.'

[krisssssssy]

[shellswritesstuff]

my humble contribution to 2022 ffxv tumblr hshshdjjd anywho stan ardyn

[holydragoonknight]

Ardyn Izunia wearing a shirt that instead of reading "my bloodline ends with me" says "my bloodline ends because of me"

[x-nephophile-x]

thinking about my bastard pixel men (affectionate)

[breezeinmonochromenight]

It’s Always Sunny in Insomnia

I got an ask a little while back asking I’d do an XV version of those It’s Always Sunny in Midgar/ASGZC title cards. These were a little harder, so I kind of slid into headcanon territory a bit... but then ended up with too many. I think these are the funniest ones.

Sorry your ask straight up vanished from my drafts anon — I hope you see this!

[ronkeyroo]

ＢＯＲＮ ＴＯ 𝐒𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑

LIFE IS A CURSE

ＦＵＣＫ the gods and 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 the bloodline

𝙸 𝙰𝙼 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙾𝚁

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