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seasoned transformers fans waiting to explain 40 years worth of lore to a tf1 new fan who asks the name of a random bot standing in a crowd scene

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I still love them❤️

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Game over

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halsin: -mermaid hair flip- everyone else: pathetic bleating

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years without you

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Hellooo🐺

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reposting some of my old rdr2 art here because i moved accounts and might delete my old one !?!?!? anyways this is my new rdr2 blawg. im not that into rdr2 anymore though #adhdwarrior

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Our fandom forbearers did NOT suffer through Anne Rice, strikethrough, and other bullshit for fucking ACOTAR and Harry Potter fans to fucking ruin it for all of us by selling fanfiction. I am not losing novel length yaoi epics because some of you don't know how to act in fannish spaces and yes I do blame the booktokification of fanfic but I also blame those of you that treat fandom like content to consume and not a community to engage with.

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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Jfc, muskrat is doing one hell of a job destroying Twitter's usability huh? It would be comical if it wasn't for the fact people rely on it for income and news 🤦‍♀️

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Reverent.

(based on this amazing video)

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Just looked at my history page on ao3 and I have 588 pages of history lmao

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If you break the rules and piss off Miss Grimshaw you’ll end up in the naughty corner of shame

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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

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the more time that passes between the last big transformers hit that had ppl posting frequently and the next the funnier fandom space gets. it slowly whittles down to only the most obsessive with extreme niches. everyone left on tumblr is like The X Person. thats the drift person. thats the zeta prime person. thats the idiot that wrote 48 cywhirlgate fanfics. thats the one with the seals. and there reaches a criticality point where everyone is forced to know each other even if you dont like each other because no one else is posting so whether you give a shit about zeta prime or not you are GOING to see that goddamn meta