#Apple answers

[apple-orchards-writings]

cockwarming cl kylar in a cult meeting... you decided to wear the skimpy robes he gifted you and he couldn't resist!

You're being held down on his lap, unable to squirm out of his hold, both because of his iron grip and the fact that, should you even try, you would be exposed for all to see. In any case, why would you want to escape this situation, when you did all you could to engineer it.

Kylar is snug inside you, hard and throbbing, and you can feel him shift every now and then. He's breathing hard in your ear, his pants making you feel even hotter. You're so full, and the sensation is making it very hard to focus on the meeting happening, which is a shame, because this would be a good learning opportunity. You're thanking your lucky stars Kylar promised not to move before you gave him the signal, because you know the last remaining bits of your brain would be gone at the first little thrust.

You must be a spectacle, in your "robes" that barely cover anything, all flushed and sweaty, desperately trying to keep your composure. You think most of the council has figured out what's happening, but has the presence of mind to keep their mouths shut and their faces schooled. Who knows what Kylar would do if he noticed one of them look at you just the slightest bit differently.

You hope the meeting ends sooner rather than later, because you can feel Kylar grow more impatient with every second he's not breeding you, and you yourself don't know how long you'll be able to hold off the impeding orgasm.

[local-ground-apple]

A makeout session with Jade is 😳🥵🔥

okay, so like, that would be extremely hot & i would perish lowkey written as a small part 1.5 to meeting jade for the first time fic

The breath was lost in your throat when your back roughly collided with the wall. You stumbled a bit, your hands trying to clutch cuffs of the other person's shirt to steady your surprised and shakened form.

His fingers gripped your chin, titling it slightly to the side, as he stared at you, carefully observing your flustered face.

,,My, my, you seem a bit caught off the guard ?"

Jade leaned down, whispering to your ear, before he pulled back once again. You yelped, as his lips crashed on yours, kissing you desperately and fiercely. You tried to push him away, yet despite your efforts he didn't move in the slightest, firmly standing and pinning you to the wall.

,,I suppose you could consider this as a payback for your last...stunt"

Jade's sultry yet amused tone made you widen your eyes in annoyance, when he pulled slightly away, letting you catch few desperate breathes. Your hands once again attempted to put some distance between you two, yet this eel ignored your poor attempts.

You were truly a poor, unfortunate soul.

He titled his head slightly, as he observed briefly your exasperated expression. You looked as if you were debating whether to make a scene and yell at him, or continue to try to slither away from him and escape.

,,I wasn't aware you were this vindictive"

You huffed, clearly annoyed with Jade's behavior, as you rolled your eyes, only earning a small chuckle from him. Jade leaned down once again, burrowing his head into the crook of your neck.

,,I'm not quite done yet"

He whispered and before you even had to chance to react, Jade left a trail of wet kisses on your collarbone. His teeth hovered teasingly over one spot, before he bit down on it, nibbling and drawing blood, making sure to leave a reddish mark which would be visible.

You supposed that you indeed hated this eel's revenge.

[call-me-apple]

c!punz being the crazier of the c!drunz pair is my favourite finale twist. like i can't decide which is my favourite between the c!inniter fantasy of 'they'd turn on c!dream if they knew The Truth about exile!' getting smacked down or the moment where c!punz states they're c!dream's friend and c!dream is like '...' once c!tommy reveals he understands what c!dream actually wants, which is not what c!punz wants.

like i love all forms of c!drunz like i will happily consume the fluffiest gentlest true love etc stuff, but the canon bite of it... c!punz knowing the precise weight of c!dream's heart in their hands as it beats but still not understanding it... hits different...

YOU GETT MEEE YOU GETTTTT MEE ANON. I think the version of these two dudes that fucks me up the most is truly where they've literally seen each other's insides but were ignorant to each others' true nature and the differences between them until the end. And this goes both ways, with c!Dream never really reciprocating c!Punz's familiarity and with c!Punz thinking he knows c!Dream when he only knows the outer layers that hide the simple vulnerable truth within. The asymmetry, the messiness, the craziness of it all!! I rejoice at it!!!

Same as you I liked me some soft c!Drunz at a time but I can never look at those two the same after the finale, especially knowing how fucking unhinged c!Punz is. He is literally somehow crazier than c!Dream, y'know, the guy who the fandom was talking up as THEEE EVIL EVIL IRREDEEMABLE VILLAIN (I know the fandom is stupid but like, still, lmao). c!Dream at his core cares about the server, meanwhile c!Punz verbally shares c!Dream's goals, but seems to be far more into the whole "knowledge levels above anyone's comprehension level" side of their pursuit than his "boss". Him calling c!Tommy selfish and primitive for literally being suicidal has left a permanent mark in my brain like there is something severely wrong with this man

[upsidedownapple]

DON’T YOU SPAM MY NOTIFS, TOO-

I saw the pizza falling on the top posts. I have to keep up. Everyone who enters their blog must see it

[lionar0und]

(Since I saw you wanted spam, I shall try to oblige. lol.) Can I have a scenario with Leona and his S/O relaxing by the waterhole in the dorm, but Leona refuses to get in the water. So the S/O would call, "Leona, I have a cramp! Please help me out of the pool!" And when he walks over they just pull him into the water.

Leona x Reader - Pool Peril

Gn! Reader

———————————————————

You just wanted him to get into the water. That was it; so why was he being so stubborn?

“No,” Leona snarled, practically hissing at the water as you floated around on your inner tube peacefully. “I don’t do water.”

“Is that why you don’t shower?” You retorted cheekily, listening to him growl lowly in response.

“Watch it,” The warning tone meant nothing to you as you formulated a plan.

You watched as your lazy lion stretched and got comfortable in his beach chair. So you bolted; swimming enthusiastically to the other side before letting out a loud, dramatic yelp.

Leona shot up, eyes wide. “Pumpkin!?”

“Cramp! Cramp, Sevens it hurts, Leona help me out!” You cried, watching as he ran over.

5….

“Hey, ok, I’m coming!”

4….

3….

“Hey I’m here, come ere’”

2….

You grabbed his hand and smiled like a Leech Twin.

1.

And with that, you pulled him into the water.

He yowled loudly; rapidly pulling himself up and clinging to the ladder near by. He was gorgeous. Absolutely beautiful. Water dripped off his long hair, rolling down him rapidly. Despite the fact he looked completely mortified, both strong arms curled around the right side of the ladder.

“What the hell!?” He wailed, frantically wiping at his eyes. Damn chlorine! Why did it have to hurt eyes so badly!?

With sudden anxiety you frowned. “Sorry…..I just wanted you to swim with me…..you’re always napping, y’know?”

He softened, then sighed. He pulled over a randomly drifting donut floaty and curled up on it. “Come ‘ere.”

“Alright….” He tugged you up onto the donut with him. “This all you wanted?”

“Yeah….”

He let out a small, happy huff. “Now we both win.”

Unfortunately for you, after falling asleep on the donut floaty (that you later found out he snatched from Ruggie) you woke up with a horrid sunburn.

Totally worth it.

[apple-corio]

HIIIII APPLE :333

HAIIIII :3333

[miniscule-meow]

How would your characters react to reading the story's you've written about them?

I think everyone would be a little weirded out that someone has written and posted like various moments of their actual life. Things they did know they were being observed doing? That's like... That concept feels like an episode of the Magnus Archives.

So existential horrors aside:

Marcus and Charlie- they'd be pretty stoked they're both loveable goofballs and I don't think they'd complain about much that's been written

Zeke- he would be very neutral about this until he found out that so many people love him, then he would want to read everything to figure out what it is that he's doing to make that happen.

Isabell - I... I don't want Isabell to know about this. She would be so hurt like "🥺 why me? What did I do? Why do you make me hurt like this?" As I fill her backstory with trauma, kill all of her family members and give her a big injury that forces her into the extended proximity of her greatest fear????

Lark- as it stands, she isn't pleased BUT I have a rewrite of her story that I'm really excited about and ... I think she'll still be mad. A lot of love and betrayal stuff going on still

Deckard would be a little upset but only because I didn't write him to 1. Have more money 2. Be taller

Felix would be so mad. Like. "You had the power to do anything, and you made me like this???"

[apple-but-sour]

I love that you can actually draw a direct line of causation between the L’Manberg elections and prisonduo.

Schlatt wins the election and becomes president -> people team up to overthrow him -> everyone is against him so Dream switches sides last-minute to make it an interesting fight -> Dream retroactively needs a good reason for his character to switch sides and comes up with the revival book (and The PlanTM) -> Dream wants a fancy pants prison built, so he asks the resident redstone expert Awesamdude who just recently returned to playing on the server after his hiatus due to school -> prisonduo. BONUS -> Sam and Dream both love their intensely complex OCs so much that their power combined is literally too much to even be shown on stream, it can only be alluded to and hinted at. Adding Quackity to the mix, who wants his character to be taken seriously after so long as the comedic relief, serves as a catalyst to all the wicked and wonderful happenings inside Pandora’s Vault.

This is the perfect time to post this actually considering cc!Wilbur just said all conflict on dsmp can be traced back to his character.

[fruitsilly]

happy lesbian day of visibility!!!! i saw ur post the other day but forgot to reply oug, but anyway congrats on the lesbianism (!!!) and welcome to the club !!!!!!! :D ❤️🧡🤍💖💜

THAMK YOU ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜

[apple-orchards-writings]

Trying to get self aware Kylar to let you get a sex toy would be the most back and forth. He’s not letting you put your information in to get the toy sent to you so you have to start manipulating him like tell him about how him having sex with the vessel doesn’t give you any of the pleasure and the vessel is basically a sex toy for him and if he still says no tell him to just use his hand and see how it feels, how how your hands and arm start to hurt after a while (because his sex drive is crazy and he wants to hear you on call when he gets off) tell him he can’t even kiss the vessel because you can’t kiss him so why should he get the pleasure of kissing/fucking the vessel. Tell him he’s a hypocrite for using the vessel as a toy and not letting us get one (his man will not stop my sex toy collection)

-notes anon

OOO i love that so much omg

He's so jealous and such a hypocrite, genuinely so annoying. He has the vessel, you should also be allowed at least one sex toy, otherwise it's not fair. Even if he admits your reasoning is sound, he's still stubborn and you really have to sweeten the deal. You're only allowed to use it if he's on call with you, you should get it in his colors, and maybe even his "measurements" if you can. Denying him the vessel for anything is a really good way to make him crack, you're right!

If you get one that can be controlled via app, he is way more on board, because that's as close as he can get to making you feel good by himself for now, even if he's biting his nails and fidgeting the whole time, wanting to be there so badly.

[local-ground-apple]

Hi this isn’t a request but, how did you find out about Twst wonderland?

Hmmm, that's a great question, anon😅

It's been so, so, so, long [like 2 or 3 years ago]

But I'm pretty sure I randomly stumbled upon a picture of Malleus, looked at him, went like: 👀, decided to check it out and I fell down this rabbit hole(///ω///)♪

Man was my initial favourite 😅

Thank you for the question ! I love getting them🥰☺️

Have a great day/afternoon/evening 🍏🍎

(　＾ω＾)

[call-me-apple]

sometimes i still get struck with the double-euphoria of staged finale real and c!discduo happy ending real and just have to sit there like wooow... the dsmp ruled...

The years spent in the trenches were fucking worth it for the ultimate victory

[upsidedownapple]

Apple.

No. More. Spam.

Fiiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeeeeeeee

I got like 50 in my queue anyway

[lionar0und]

Leona- she/they -him telling his s/o that they deserve the world after some tuff times and that he misses you

Event Letter Three - Leona

Hey baby.

Look, I know I’m not one to write letters. But since I’m home I figured it would be the thing to do since that fat old bird gave you a hard time for using your phone.

Shits rough, babe. I know. It’s rough for me too. But those tender moments when I can hold you in my arms under our special tree and watch the sunbeams hit your face is one hell of a way to make me happy.

I wish I was King so I could give you everything in the world without question.

I know I’m not like… super romantic or anything. That just ain’t me. But I would. I’d give you ever valuable metal in this world, I’d run every mine dry and cover you in the riches you deserve.

…but you wouldn’t want that. You’d want me to help the people cause you’re so selfless.

My sweet princess… just give it time. I’ll be back soon and as soon as we’re napping, curled up and safe, the world will be alright again.

Much love,

Prince Leona Kingscholar

[habken]

dawg is Not contributing to the conversation once bit!! He's too busy playing subway surfer

[miniscule-meow]

From the ask game, 2 and 3 for Isabel and the lads?

COFFEH THIS HAS BEEN IN MY INBOX FOR MONTHS I AM SO SORRY 😭😭😭

Does your OC have any endearing qualities?

Zeke- I think something endearing about Zeke is that he's so observational. You mention that your favorite soda is root beer in passing, maybe next week he will bring you one. He memorizes coffee orders, he notices when you get a haircut. He sees, he takes note of things. I think that's really sweet.

Marcus- I don't know if this counts, but I can't stop thinking about it. Marcus ties his shoes weird! Like, instead of doing the bunny ears thing, he does this like "shoe tying hack" thing he saw in a video once, because he swears it's faster.

Isabell- Oh I think Isabell is just so genuinely sweet and caring. She's spent so much time alone, she just wants to spend time with people, doing cozy things with the presence of another next to her.

How does your OC react to affectionate gestures?

Zeke- a small smile. He gets really blushy but he tries really hard to hide it and play it cool.

Marcus- a big grin, a massive hug, and he'll almost certainly cry.

Isabell- she gets a little extra shy and blushy. She probably hunches her shoulders and fidgets with her hands. If it's a sweet enough gesture she might cry.