#Any excuse really

[grabyoursaintsandpray]

So my flight today is about 50mins, you know what else is about 50mins and handily downloaded to my tablet?

It's been too long my beloved 🐺

[musette22]

Just went on another date, and this one was actually pretty nice! But I'm still going to spend the rest of the night reading Stucky fic, obviously 😌

[freebooter4ever]

Its a holiday party so time to pull out the antlers ^_^

[monbons]

The Wi-Fi was down at work for two whole hours. Clearly, I just need to sit here on my phone writing fanfic instead. Thanks for the sign, universe.

[sugarsnappeases]

BIG night for me tonight besties (i’m about to reread the closed doors (again) (for the 100th time) (as a little prize for doing like half my work))

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

Scenes From A Romantic Comedy BBC Merlin [Ep 4x05]

[jessiesjaded]

Losing my mind at seeing Twitter Discourse where a girl talks about being a waitress and how sometimes people don't acknowledge her or reply to her at all when she speaks to them and how it feels dehumanising and all the people in the replies are like UM. SOME OF US HAVE /SOCIAL ANXIETY/ You're literally an evil person for wishing people would treat you with bare minimum decency :/ like idk how to tell you this but if a waitress asks how your evening is while she's taking you to your seat in a restaurant and you're gonna pretend saying "Fine, thank you" is a horrific arduous task like. Maybe you're just a massive cunt? Maybe you're just an insufferable fuckwit?

[soosoosoup]

A full naps rest

[unhappy-sometimes]

comic suggestion! Loid tries to teach Yor how to crack an egg. He wears safety goggles. A whole carton of eggs later, she succeeds without smashing the egg to smithereens. Heheh I am frying eggs right now

eggs

i took some creative liberties. always nice to see you in my inbox, cantarteincminor!

new artstyle who dis? jk im just doing this crazy thing where i spend more than twenty seconds on a panel. crazy, right?

[uravitypng]

oikawa manhandling you because he can't believe how soft you are. he can't help it, he sees you and it's all he can think about. oikawa's bigger than you, taller than you, stronger than you, it was rather shocking the first time he moved your body in any position he wanted. he didn't think anyone could be this soft. your body bounces as he grabs onto whatever flesh he can. he marvels at how pretty you are, as you try to playfully wriggle from his grasp, making him lightly spank you, so he can see your body jiggle. he loves the little noises you make, the gasps when he touches you just right. you're his soft, round, squidgy girlfriend, you're all his, and he adores you.

[gaybuckybarnesss]

Challengers (2024)

[tokkytikky]

My entries for PointCrow’s pokemon fusion contest, it was so fun seeing everyone’s work :DD

[medusas-graveyard]

Loved By Time

Part 1

An idea that has been plaguing me (that, mind you, entirely deviates from canon) is an au where instead of dying due to The Accident™, Danny becomes a 'bridge' between the living and the dead. In a sense of yes, he's still affected by Ectoplasm, could be mistaken as an Ecto-entity, could place curses and spells, but by entirety is just a guide or psychopomp, whereas he could ask help and favors from every ghost in an exchange of his help or something else.

His official title would be a 'Grave Keeper' because, well, yk.

But another problem arises; Danny is human. His rogues are not. His rogues are not aware that he's human, because he could keep up with them. (barely.) So when he gets actually, genuinely, critically injured— almost dying for real, they realize how awfully human he is; that he's really just a kid trying to not die, they make a relapse on judgement.

So he grew up surrounded by ghosts and even appointed as the Royal Archivist after he helped seal Pariah Dark. All is well.

And then his sister and friends were killed.

Naturally, he avoids Vlad's attempt on housing him like the plague.

Fortunately or unfortunately, he was placed within the care of a nicer looking fruitloop over in Gotham.

...

Ehhh...the worst that could happen is him ending up dead.

&—

Read: Part 2

[weirderscience]

(play kitten burst!)