#Any Port in a Storm

[tvsnationalgeosapphic]

much like every other person ever, i love columbo.

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: Davy Jones is single, and Will is horny for tentacles. A "what-if" timeline divergence with Davy Jones as a tyrannical coffee shop owner, Will as his employee, and Elizabeth as a marine biologist who falls for the goddess of the sea. --- Will Turner, fired from Starbucks and dumped by the mayor's daughter, is press-ganged into service for The Flying Dutchman, the last artisanal coffee shop left in quickly gentrifying Seattle. The Dutchman is...still The Dutchman. After the fall of piracy, the ship pulled into port and converted into a coffee shop, under the leadership of the still-very-much-an-octopus-man Davy Jones. Beloved by the city for their strange appearances, they've become a tourist / thirst trap (monsterfucking is IN.) City Councilman Cutler Beckett is out for blood. Part-time realtor, part-time politician, he's determined to snatch up the prime locations of both The Dutchman and Calypso's Corner, the oldest bookshop in the city, run by the mysterious Tia Dalma. Nobody knows she's been living there for centuries, except for Jones himself--a secret they share. (TIA DALMA REVENGE ARC) Fully original overarching plot, EXPANDED LORE, new major character!

Author: @beemovieerotica

[arrolyn1114]

I started messing around in Canva and this is what happened. Lol

[staterafukumoto]

zeus is whatever the ancient greek equivelant of a "gooner" is.

[astarion-ravengard]

I tagged the endgame ship for any port starting with the first chapter but I’m going to make ciri flirt with almost all the party members before we get there. Gale is not her type but they’ll be nerdy together. she can and will hit on the other 5 though

[ring-kitchard-the-thrid]

Golden potato, hear my humble plea

[stardustedwanderer]

...Whiskey is gross.

[noonetalkslikethat]

His partner shifted powerfully against him and Oskar moved too, pegged like a timber in a storm-bucked ship.

They rode together on a growing ocean surge, Oskar clinging tight to his lover as the storm's fury grew, and Nathan, his arm across the boy's chest and hand now about his throat, held Oskar firmly as the waves slapping at his hull rose to a crescendo.

At the height, Oskar felt Nathan swell within him to almost unbearable fullness, and the sea seemed then to burst open into a million scintillating droplet of unfathomable light.

In an ebbing bay of warm after-swell, Oskar felt the indomitable wave of sleep overwhelm him.

[columboscreens]

[petro1986]

Okay, but gas/petrol stations without a bathroom are like evil lighthouses

gas stations are like land lighthouses

[astarion-ravengard]

what do you mean working on three technically canon retellings at once is a bad idea. i dont know what you mean

[merrimentsmight]

Columbo is called in to investigate after the scion of a rich and mysterious family is found murdered. His main suspect is Cicero, the man who takes care of the matriarch of the family: an elderly woman who has been in a coma for more than a decade.

[birbwell]

hahagh wow detective show drawings

[ranmagender]

Happy Pride Month to Columbo

[freakingweirdo]

lumbo n carsini

[mrsometimes11]

This took place during a brief period in which Odo was locked into solid form, and was pretty much human internally.

Gay people can't just say "I love you", they always got to pull something like this