they’ll all incredibly stupid to be sure, but the difference is colin robinson holds no delusions about being the normal one. he’s the only one with true self awareness methinks
Guillermo what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament??
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ID: 1. Waist up of The Guide and Nandor on a mottled peach background. The Guide leans toward him, twirling her hair with a free hand, and asks flirtatiously, "So are you a big spoon or a little spoon?" Nandor looks over questioningly while twiddling his hands. 2. Waist up of Nandor from the Guide's POV as he turns toward her and looms with an imperious grin, pressing his fingers to his chest. He replies, "I'm a knife." Laszlo and Nadja stand in the background behind him with Guillermo passing by behind them. In unison, all three turn their heads toward The Guide and say "He's a little spoon." 3. Repeat. Nandor whips his head toward the three, cheeks flushed and mouth screwed up in embarrassment. Nadja and Laszlo turn their heads toward Guillermo questioningly. Guillermo looks away awkwardly, face red and sweating. /end ID
having now watched all 5 seasons of wwdits: if i was guillermo i would give them all ipads loaded up with baby sensory videos with silly straws full of blood and then i would go about my day. based on my research this is a foolproof plan because none of them could resist a dancing ai generated strawberry. for laszlo i would give all of the fruits very tiny penises