#AntiMalia

[bhadpodcast]

(BHAD Teen Wolf Podcast) - Did I post this? I don’t think I did, my bad!  

In Which Sticky, Philip, and Cole discuss their favorite messy, cute, and dirty fics.

Also, the first 20 minutes are hating hardcore on SMS/Malia/Stalia, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, DON'T @ ME!

Full Fanfic Cast List with summary and links https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yYB7aSdi9m-5P_xttPc050te5Z8zGiBNyPZJrkfXBSk

1.Prized - nameloc_ar_115   2.the new stilinski family - DangerousLiaisons   3.Deflowered - nameloc_ar_115   4.One Up! - FiccinDylan   5.In Good Hands - Always_Bottom_Derek   6.Always_Bottom_Derek 7.HurtStiles 8.How Do You Want Me? - HurtStiles   9.Bastard - Jewelz   10.Anthracite - LupusScintilla (inkandblade)   11.pan_dora 12.Let Me Run Away With You - Whispering_Sumire   13.In Plain Sight - halcyon1993   14.halcyon1993 15.Not Your Typical Alpha - halcyon1993   16.Dirtcore Dreams 17.Let Me Break You In - halcyon1993   18.Said Sleeping Beauty To The Big Bad Wolf - Whispering_Sumire   19.Break the Walls - Green   20.Together Again - Firebull   21.Goldilocks and the Three Hales - ColetheWolf   22.Family Tradition - Inell   23.Chastity - Udunie   24.Room 27 - Udunie   25.Papa Hale - lavenderlotion   26.Starts With "F", End with "U" – RemainNameless Dropbox 27.Ruin Me (Take Me Down) - xLostDreamsx   28.Not Gay. Guy on Guy. - TamerOfPickles 29.Professional Misconduct - Calico, Habernero   30.Truckers Verse - 3rdgenderfromthesun 31.The Man That Ruined Him - kestra_troi   32.Keep On the Sunny Side - GiggleSnortBangDead   33.darling i've waited to greet you - Sporks   34.The Invisible Boy Everyone Saw - Notsalony   35.Sometimes they cheat - Notsalony   36.The Exchange - Notsalony, xxxAthaelaxxx   37.Karma's a bitch - fallingoverfeelz   38.How to Be a Teenager - inatshej   39.Victory Rush - Boy_On_Strings   40.Wicked Mouths - Boy_On_Strings   41.night calls - colferstilinski   42.Constantly on the Cusp - alisvolatpropiis   43.No Homo - orphan_account   44.I Take What I Want - ItsKindOfABadHabit   45.Accept What You Are - The_Unnatural_Disaster (havent_got_a_clue)   46.Sugar - milkysterek   47.Do You Like Grilled Cheese? - FiccinDylan 48.Blues Traveler - FiccinDylan - Weird City (TV) 49.Wolfworld - Sybrant   50.à la folie - pan_dora   51.Cheating Derek Series - Always_Bottom_Derek, Benn_Xavier, IcyCryos 52.Benn_Xavier 53.My Little Omega - M_L_Davis   54.Alpha Apothecary - Dirtcore Dreams (NakedEye)   55.A Deal With The Devil - leaderofthepack 56.His Wolves - HakeberHooligan   57.Emphasis on 'Stepfather' - ColetheWolf   58.DILF - twentysomething 59.Baking My Way Into Your Heart - theSilence   60.Fly a Little Faster - mirrorkill   61.Neckz 'n' Throats 62.Steel Blue: A Fractured Fairy Tale - FiccinDylan   63.DevilDoll 64.eeyore9990 - Works 65.Virtue and Vice - Boy_On_Strings   66.(Not A) Cam Boy - PastafarianAlpaca   67.That I See You - FiccinDylan   68.The Auction - Always_Bottom_Derek, Benn_Xavier   69.Not So Harmless Flirting - Rivulet027   70.Am Not a Dirty God (I Don't Have a Dirty Body) - Dirtcore Dreams (NakedEye) 71.Never a Hardship - Julibean19   72.Alpha Pussy - pulse268   73.Peter & Pollen - GravityDidIt

[naomigoeswoah]

ANTI MALIA/SCALIA

I think everyone has a right to like and dislike characters, as a writer I sympathize with like everyone so it's hard for me to dislike a character so passionately.

I've just seen so much Scalia/Malia hate, more Malia hate than anything, and I'm trying to figure out why that is.

When Malia was introduced I was impartial, when Stalia happened I was like hell no, and I didn't like Malia for the simple fact that she was barely given screen time before heading into a romance with a main character in the most delusional/unhealthy (from a writer's standpoint aka mine). I saw the #AntiMalia posts and all I could think was I don't like her but that's way too far. They really don't have anything better to do with their time?

When season 5 came along and Malia actually got real serious development instead of being a comic relief I took notice. I appreciated what she was going through, I connected with her character. After her Tracey and Theo car ride moment I knew that I really liked this character and that there was no reason to hold the writer's piss poor job of her entry and relationship with Stiles against her.

I may be one of the only people on this world that didn't ship Scallison and Scira. Scallison was wayyyyyy too rushed. The first episode? Come on dude. I didn't get a choice if I wanted to see those two together the show said these two are going to be together, here you go, figure it out along the way. Scira was better for me because they had time to develop a friendship before but I have so many issues with Scira.

So I've never really successfully shipped anyone with Scott, which made me kinda sad over the seasons, it was always Stiles I was shipping people with. I DO NOT SHIP MALEO.

Once I realized how much I loved Scott and Malia as characters on their own without being romantically linked to anybody else I was more okay with the idea of them getting together. At first, like a lot of people I was weirded out because of Stiles BUT STILES DID THE SAME THING WITH LYDIA SO THERE SHOULDN'T BE A DOUBLE STANDARD.

By the rules of the show, which I don't recommend going off of lol, Scott and Malia can totally get together because we've seen it happen without any drama with Stydia. HONESTLY WHY PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED BY THIS IS A MYSTERY TO ME LIKE HAVE YOU NOT SEEN A SINGLE EPISODE OF ANY TEEN DRAMA WHERE THEY ALL DATE EACH OTHER MULTIPLE TIMES?!

I digress, my point is that most you only hate the idea of Scalia because of three reasons. You hate Malia for reasons people don't like to share. Saying you hate because there's something about her is a BULLSHIT argument. If you can't give episodes or specific details why look at yourself and ask why are you being malicious. Or you ship Scira. I get it. I would be salty too. BUT WE ALL KNOW KIRA ISN'T COMING BACK. STOP USING KIRA AS AN EXCUSE FOR YOUR HATE FOR THE SHIP. ARDEN MADE THE GOODBYE VIDEO LAST SEASON, LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE SCIRA WILL BE TOGETHER OR GET MORE SCREEN TIME. IF THEY DIDN'T BREAK UP ON AIR HOPEFULLY THE WRITERS WILL EXPLAIN IT. KIRA WILL BE GONE FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG YOU CAN'T EXPECT SCOTT TO WAIT FOR SOMEONE THAT MAY NEVER COME HOME IN HIS LIFETIME. Or you have the mindset that Scott and Malia are the only two left single so they shouldn't be together just because that/boys and girls can be friends and nothing more.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT. If you think Scalia is happening soley because there the only ones left you haven't been paying attention or reading context clues. Posey and Shelley are really great friends which is why Scalia works and has a standing ground. Scalia is developed in much the same way. They have a BASIS OF FRIENDSHIP FIRST. They're both loyal to each other, protect each other, and kick ass together. They're iconic. And I still don't understand why people hate the friends into something more trope. That's a great trope. Just falling into a romance without being friends with a person is the trope I hate. BUILD THAT FRIENDSHIP YALL! MAJOR KEY ALERT.

AND IF YOU HAVEN'T EVEN WATCHED ANY PENNIG/SCALIA FAN VIDS I SUGGEST YOU CHECK OUT MY EXTENSIVE PLAYLIST OF BOTH SO YOU CAN SEE THAT SCALIA HAS BEEN DEVELOPED A LOT AND THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT HOW WELL THEY'RE SUITED FOR EACH OTHER HOPEFULLY YOU CAN BE HAPPY THAT THESE TWO CHARACTERS THAT HAVE BEEN HANDED SHITTY ROMANCE LIVES ARE GOING TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5dcfVp5UBU&list=PLBtjQJj3LJqtVgDDembnysfOs1GCEQQKs

I MEAN, LIKE YOU CAN SEE THAT THEY'VE HAD THAT TUNNEL SCENE AND THE ONE IN DEATON'S OFFICE, AND THE PORCH SCENE, AND ALL OF 6A!!! I suggest watching the Pennig vids first(Home, Soldier, and the This or That vids and the cutest upbeat scalia vid is And Your Smile Shining Bright)

PLEASE JUST GIVE THE VIDEOS A CHANCE, GIVE THE IDEA OF THEM BEING HAPPY A CHANCE BEFORE YOU WRITE THEM OFF. This vids at the beginning are a little AUey and are more manipued that the older ones because I made the playlist and they came out before 6a was released, the further you go down the list the more actual scalia scenes are used. I doubt any of us would be happy that Scott got a random new love interest for the last ten episodes that we know nothing about or care about and that wouldn't be in all ten episodes.

And lastly, Scott turned Malia human again. We all know that. If there hadn't been Scira or residual Scallison do you think you would've shipped Scalia then? I was blind to it until after 5b. He changed her back, she protected him from the Berserkers, from Enis at the hospital, he took care of her when she was drunk, helped with the Desert Wolf/Belasko talons, he told her he was still there for her after the Stalia breakup, if Peter hadn't bitten Scott none of this would've happened and obviously Peter's her dad. Like can yall see the lines here? And all this doesn't mean they have to be together, but if you really look at them and watch Shelley and Tyler together and Scott and Malia then hopefully you'll see what the rest of us see. Two amazing people that have come so far that care for each other they just so happen to figure out how much at the same time. :D

I LIED. LASTLY, PENNIG BITCHES!!!!! OHHH MY GOOOOOOD! THEY ARE LIKE LITERALLY SO IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER, TYLER MORE SO PROBABLY BUT IT'S SO OBVIOUS. THEY'RE SOCIAL MEDIA GIVES ME HEART PALPITATIONS. SHELLEY IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO FUNNY! LIKE PENNIG HAS PHOTOSETS OF THEM POOPING, EATING PIZZA, AND JUST BEING WEIRD AF. "I could eat you" Come on, if Shelley didn't have a boyfriend I think Posey would be on that like white on rice. To be fair, I think he already is kinda. It's so obvious he's head over heels for Shelley.

BITCH I LIED AGAIN. Lastly, at the very least, the idea of them is adorable. Take out Stiles for a second. If it was just Scott had turned her back and she eventually found her way to the pack but Scira still happened and ended, the idea of them wouldn't be so yuck to some of yall I would think. He's good to her. She needs that after her first relationship that wasn't great in my opinion, but also wasn't as bad as some stydias like to say. I say stalia is all wrong from a writing standpoint not a shipping standpoint. He "tames" her in some ways when she was still learning and she could bring out a wilder side in him. Hu Anita's King and Lionheart Scalia vid on that playlist showcased them perfectly. Like Scott's the King and Malia is his Lionheart. Iconic Duo.

[tetheredbanshee]

You don't like Malia either?

nope. I more just don’t care about her than don’t like her, but I know people love her and thats cool. I don’t have a problem with that. If you’re curious as to why… these resources can explain better than me (x, x, x, x). 

sorry for my late response :)

[lolstalia]

You know what’s STILL a fucking joke? 

Stalia

[kanekicure]

Whenever someone hates on Malia I hit the unfollow button faster than the goddamn speed of light

Anti Malia = Anti you.

[xdistorteddesiresx]

Jeff Davis: "Season 5 will be a malia centric season"

Me: "breathe...breathe...this probably means nothing...I mean...Jeff Always promises us stuff but doesn't come through...right?! RIGHT??!"

[forever-stydia]

When someone says they ship Stalia

[lolstalia]

looking at your descrip. reminded me of my first experience with coyotes when i was hiking with a group of 5 at night. we heard them surrounding us and lemme tell you something: we were not intimidated at all! they sound absolutely pathetic!! it so reminds me of all that talk jeff spits about how great malia is but in reality she is pathetic and so not intimidating and laughable, they both are. well my pals & i made it down the mountain but i won't ever forget that hilarious experience.

Coyotes are a fucking nuisance and that’s it. They are vermin that feed on tiny animals (like house cats) and nothing more. I don’t get why Jeff hypes the whole coyote thing up as some big, badass thing. Personally, I still can’t hear ‘werecoyote’ without laughing because it just sounds so fucking stupid. It’s not cool, it’s stupid and embarrassing.

[nco05]

ANTI MALIA/SCALIA

I think everyone has a right to like and dislike characters, as a writer I sympathize with like everyone so it's hard for me to dislike a character so passionately.

I've just seen so much Scalia/Malia hate, more Malia hate than anything, and I'm trying to figure out why that is.

When Malia was introduced I was impartial, when Stalia happened I was like hell no, and I didn't like Malia for the simple fact that she was barely given screen time before heading into a romance with a main character in the most delusional/unhealthy (from a writer's standpoint aka mine). I saw the #AntiMalia posts and all I could think was I don't like her but that's way too far. They really don't have anything better to do with their time?

When season 5 came along and Malia actually got real serious development instead of being a comic relief I took notice. I appreciated what she was going through, I connected with her character. After her Tracey and Theo car ride moment I knew that I really liked this character and that there was no reason to hold the writer's piss poor job of her entry and relationship with Stiles against her.

I may be one of the only people on this world that didn't ship Scallison and Scira. Scallison was wayyyyyy too rushed. The first episode? Come on dude. I didn't get a choice if I wanted to see those two together the show said these two are going to be together, here you go, figure it out along the way. Scira was better for me because they had time to develop a friendship before but I have so many issues with Scira.

So I've never really successfully shipped anyone with Scott, which made me kinda sad over the seasons, it was always Stiles I was shipping people with. I DO NOT SHIP MALEO.

Once I realized how much I loved Scott and Malia as characters on their own without being romantically linked to anybody else I was more okay with the idea of them getting together. At first, like a lot of people I was weirded out because of Stiles BUT STILES DID THE SAME THING WITH LYDIA SO THERE SHOULDN'T BE A DOUBLE STANDARD.

By the rules of the show, which I don't recommend going off of lol, Scott and Malia can totally get together because we've seen it happen without any drama with Stydia. HONESTLY WHY PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED BY THIS IS A MYSTERY TO ME LIKE HAVE YOU NOT SEEN A SINGLE EPISODE OF ANY TEEN DRAMA WHERE THEY ALL DATE EACH OTHER MULTIPLE TIMES?!

I digress, my point is that most you only hate the idea of Scalia because of three reasons. You hate Malia for reasons people don't like to share. Saying you hate because there's something about her is a BULLSHIT argument. If you can't give episodes or specific details why look at yourself and ask why are you being malicious. Or you ship Scira. I get it. I would be salty too. BUT WE ALL KNOW KIRA ISN'T COMING BACK. STOP USING KIRA AS AN EXCUSE FOR YOUR HATE FOR THE SHIP. ARDEN MADE THE GOODBYE VIDEO LAST SEASON, LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE SCIRA WILL BE TOGETHER OR GET MORE SCREEN TIME. IF THEY DIDN'T BREAK UP ON AIR HOPEFULLY THE WRITERS WILL EXPLAIN IT. KIRA WILL BE GONE FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG YOU CAN'T EXPECT SCOTT TO WAIT FOR SOMEONE THAT MAY NEVER COME HOME IN HIS LIFETIME. Or you have the mindset that Scott and Malia are the only two left single so they shouldn't be together just because that/boys and girls can be friends and nothing more.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT. If you think Scalia is happening soley because there the only ones left you haven't been paying attention or reading context clues. Posey and Shelley are really great friends which is why Scalia works and has a standing ground. Scalia is developed in much the same way. They have a BASIS OF FRIENDSHIP FIRST. They're both loyal to each other, protect each other, and kick ass together. They're iconic. And I still don't understand why people hate the friends into something more trope. That's a great trope. Just falling into a romance without being friends with a person is the trope I hate. BUILD THAT FRIENDSHIP YALL! MAJOR KEY ALERT.

AND IF YOU HAVEN'T EVEN WATCHED ANY PENNIG/SCALIA FAN VIDS I SUGGEST YOU CHECK OUT MY EXTENSIVE PLAYLIST OF BOTH SO YOU CAN SEE THAT SCALIA HAS BEEN DEVELOPED A LOT AND THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT HOW WELL THEY'RE SUITED FOR EACH OTHER HOPEFULLY YOU CAN BE HAPPY THAT THESE TWO CHARACTERS THAT HAVE BEEN HANDED SHITTY ROMANCE LIVES ARE GOING TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5dcfVp5UBU&list=PLBtjQJj3LJqtVgDDembnysfOs1GCEQQKs

I MEAN, LIKE YOU CAN SEE THAT THEY'VE HAD THAT TUNNEL SCENE AND THE ONE IN DEATON'S OFFICE, AND THE PORCH SCENE, AND ALL OF 6A!!! I suggest watching the Pennig vids first(Home, Soldier, and the This or That vids and the cutest upbeat scalia vid is And Your Smile Shining Bright)

PLEASE JUST GIVE THE VIDEOS A CHANCE, GIVE THE IDEA OF THEM BEING HAPPY A CHANCE BEFORE YOU WRITE THEM OFF. This vids at the beginning are a little AUey and are more manipued that the older ones because I made the playlist and they came out before 6a was released, the further you go down the list the more actual scalia scenes are used. I doubt any of us would be happy that Scott got a random new love interest for the last ten episodes that we know nothing about or care about and that wouldn't be in all ten episodes.

And lastly, Scott turned Malia human again. We all know that. If there hadn't been Scira or residual Scallison do you think you would've shipped Scalia then? I was blind to it until after 5b. He changed her back, she protected him from the Berserkers, from Enis at the hospital, he took care of her when she was drunk, helped with the Desert Wolf/Belasko talons, he told her he was still there for her after the Stalia breakup, if Peter hadn't bitten Scott none of this would've happened and obviously Peter's her dad. Like can yall see the lines here? And all this doesn't mean they have to be together, but if you really look at them and watch Shelley and Tyler together and Scott and Malia then hopefully you'll see what the rest of us see. Two amazing people that have come so far that care for each other they just so happen to figure out how much at the same time. :D

I LIED. LASTLY, PENNIG BITCHES!!!!! OHHH MY GOOOOOOD! THEY ARE LIKE LITERALLY SO IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER, TYLER MORE SO PROBABLY BUT IT'S SO OBVIOUS. THEY'RE SOCIAL MEDIA GIVES ME HEART PALPITATIONS. SHELLEY IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO FUNNY! LIKE PENNIG HAS PHOTOSETS OF THEM POOPING, EATING PIZZA, AND JUST BEING WEIRD AF. "I could eat you" Come on, if Shelley didn't have a boyfriend I think Posey would be on that like white on rice. To be fair, I think he already is kinda. It's so obvious he's head over heels for Shelley.

BITCH I LIED AGAIN. Lastly, at the very least, the idea of them is adorable. Take out Stiles for a second. If it was just Scott had turned her back and she eventually found her way to the pack but Scira still happened and ended, the idea of them wouldn't be so yuck to some of yall I would think. He's good to her. She needs that after her first relationship that wasn't great in my opinion, but also wasn't as bad as some stydias like to say. I say stalia is all wrong from a writing standpoint not a shipping standpoint. He "tames" her in some ways when she was still learning and she could bring out a wilder side in him. Hu Anita's King and Lionheart Scalia vid on that playlist showcased them perfectly. Like Scott's the King and Malia is his Lionheart. Iconic Duo.

[babes-with-fangs]

EVEN FUCKING BUZZFEED KNOW THAT STILES AND LYDIA ARE EXACTLY LIKE SETH AND SUMMER

[stydiaistheotp]

Random Person:

"I HATE MALIA!"

Me:

[forever-stydia]

Totally convincing Dylan

[youcanhavemybackanyday]

EW!! I just saw a post saying that Stiles and Malia are like a married couple EW EW EW!! excuse me while I go throw up everything I've ever ate.

[detectivestiles-blog]

Smoke and Mirrors

Teen Wolf 4x12 FINAL *This will be extra long*

Kira waking up in the chamber of secrets

Kira leaving the chamber of secrets

Kate's me speech

Berserker Scott stabbing Kira

The sheriff and Stiles arguing over Mexico

"Do I get a gun?"

Derek thinking he's not going to survive

but still....

(yes, I am both)

Stiles wanting Malia to sniff Scott's underpants

Malia

Liam insisting that he comes with them.

"You're really bringing him?" "You're really bringing him?"

Peter! <3

on the same time....

Anyway... "We cant....Not without Lydia"

Lydia being a badass banshee ducking from the punch

Peter <3

.... I'm waiting for stiles to go;

Mason being a good friend and helping

(The rest is under the cut, thought it'd be best to cut it)

The triskelion and Stiles facial expression

Mason meeting the berserker

Derek being a good alpha Friend and teaching Liam control

Kira seeing her mother and going kitsune

Lydia and Mason

Liam breaking free

Stiles being the one to teach Liam control

Malia

Peter <3

Baby Liam in control!

Derek getting stabbed

Stiles not wanting to leave Derek

Stiles getting cell reception?

Peters face when Stiles gets cell reception....

The sheriff conversation with Stiles

Berserker going after Team Peter (Peter, Stiles, Malia >:( Liam )

Lydia and Mason

Braden.....

(I don't think you'll hit anything shooting like that) (Your terrible) Cars

The calvaraers (How the hell do you spell it?!) AND MOTHERFUCKING CHRIS AND PARRISH! (bromance right there)

Stiles being told Scott is the berserker

Kate at some point properly;

Derek dies

Lydia being badass wielding a baseball bat

Mason

The sheriff

Scott hitting Malia

Liam being the one to bring back Scott

Blah blah blah Peter is the bad guy<3 (no surprise)

Peters speech

Peter throwing Malia like the doll she is

Peters face

What he's thinking

Fight scene

Good guy Scott knocking Peter out instead of killing him

I'm happy and scared... DEREK THE MOTHERFUCKING WOLF!!

(

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Derek being awesome and kills the berserker

Kate gets shot with yellow wolfsbane bullet

Allison

Chris going with the hunters

The desert wolf...

Stilinski hug

Malia

A TAIL!

The scene with coach

Lydia wanting to help Parrish

Peter in eichen house

PETER FREAKING SCREAMING IN TERROR!

[hogwarts-witchy]

''And Lydia would never run and hide.'' 

                                            -Derek Hale

[lolstalia]

Seeing posts about the pack mourning Allison's death that include Malia

what the actual fuck WHY? Why do you have to drag her into that too? Come on, she didn't even know Allison  she doesn't even care about the people she does know. Why would she be sad over Allison?