(BHAD Teen Wolf Podcast) - Did I post this? I don’t think I did, my bad!
In Which Sticky, Philip, and Cole discuss their favorite messy, cute, and dirty fics.
Also, the first 20 minutes are hating hardcore on SMS/Malia/Stalia, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, DON'T @ ME!
Full Fanfic Cast List with summary and links
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yYB7aSdi9m-5P_xttPc050te5Z8zGiBNyPZJrkfXBSk
1.Prized - nameloc_ar_115
2.the new stilinski family - DangerousLiaisons
3.Deflowered - nameloc_ar_115
4.One Up! - FiccinDylan
5.In Good Hands - Always_Bottom_Derek
6.Always_Bottom_Derek
7.HurtStiles
8.How Do You Want Me? - HurtStiles
9.Bastard - Jewelz
10.Anthracite - LupusScintilla (inkandblade)
11.pan_dora
12.Let Me Run Away With You - Whispering_Sumire
13.In Plain Sight - halcyon1993
14.halcyon1993
15.Not Your Typical Alpha - halcyon1993
16.Dirtcore Dreams
17.Let Me Break You In - halcyon1993
18.Said Sleeping Beauty To The Big Bad Wolf - Whispering_Sumire
19.Break the Walls - Green
20.Together Again - Firebull
21.Goldilocks and the Three Hales - ColetheWolf
22.Family Tradition - Inell
23.Chastity - Udunie
24.Room 27 - Udunie
25.Papa Hale - lavenderlotion
26.Starts With "F", End with "U" – RemainNameless Dropbox
27.Ruin Me (Take Me Down) - xLostDreamsx
28.Not Gay. Guy on Guy. - TamerOfPickles
29.Professional Misconduct - Calico, Habernero
30.Truckers Verse - 3rdgenderfromthesun
31.The Man That Ruined Him - kestra_troi
32.Keep On the Sunny Side - GiggleSnortBangDead
33.darling i've waited to greet you - Sporks
34.The Invisible Boy Everyone Saw - Notsalony
35.Sometimes they cheat - Notsalony
36.The Exchange - Notsalony, xxxAthaelaxxx
37.Karma's a bitch - fallingoverfeelz
38.How to Be a Teenager - inatshej
39.Victory Rush - Boy_On_Strings
40.Wicked Mouths - Boy_On_Strings
41.night calls - colferstilinski
42.Constantly on the Cusp - alisvolatpropiis
43.No Homo - orphan_account
44.I Take What I Want - ItsKindOfABadHabit
45.Accept What You Are - The_Unnatural_Disaster (havent_got_a_clue)
46.Sugar - milkysterek
47.Do You Like Grilled Cheese? - FiccinDylan
48.Blues Traveler - FiccinDylan - Weird City (TV)
49.Wolfworld - Sybrant
50.à la folie - pan_dora
51.Cheating Derek Series - Always_Bottom_Derek, Benn_Xavier, IcyCryos
52.Benn_Xavier
53.My Little Omega - M_L_Davis
54.Alpha Apothecary - Dirtcore Dreams (NakedEye)
55.A Deal With The Devil - leaderofthepack
56.His Wolves - HakeberHooligan
57.Emphasis on 'Stepfather' - ColetheWolf
58.DILF - twentysomething
59.Baking My Way Into Your Heart - theSilence
60.Fly a Little Faster - mirrorkill
61.Neckz 'n' Throats
62.Steel Blue: A Fractured Fairy Tale - FiccinDylan
63.DevilDoll
64.eeyore9990 - Works
65.Virtue and Vice - Boy_On_Strings
66.(Not A) Cam Boy - PastafarianAlpaca
67.That I See You - FiccinDylan
68.The Auction - Always_Bottom_Derek, Benn_Xavier
69.Not So Harmless Flirting - Rivulet027
70.Am Not a Dirty God (I Don't Have a Dirty Body) - Dirtcore Dreams (NakedEye)
71.Never a Hardship - Julibean19
72.Alpha Pussy - pulse268
73.Peter & Pollen - GravityDidIt
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ANTI MALIA/SCALIA
I think everyone has a right to like and dislike characters, as a writer I sympathize with like everyone so it's hard for me to dislike a character so passionately.
I've just seen so much Scalia/Malia hate, more Malia hate than anything, and I'm trying to figure out why that is.
When Malia was introduced I was impartial, when Stalia happened I was like hell no, and I didn't like Malia for the simple fact that she was barely given screen time before heading into a romance with a main character in the most delusional/unhealthy (from a writer's standpoint aka mine). I saw the #AntiMalia posts and all I could think was I don't like her but that's way too far. They really don't have anything better to do with their time?
When season 5 came along and Malia actually got real serious development instead of being a comic relief I took notice. I appreciated what she was going through, I connected with her character. After her Tracey and Theo car ride moment I knew that I really liked this character and that there was no reason to hold the writer's piss poor job of her entry and relationship with Stiles against her.
I may be one of the only people on this world that didn't ship Scallison and Scira. Scallison was wayyyyyy too rushed. The first episode? Come on dude. I didn't get a choice if I wanted to see those two together the show said these two are going to be together, here you go, figure it out along the way. Scira was better for me because they had time to develop a friendship before but I have so many issues with Scira.
So I've never really successfully shipped anyone with Scott, which made me kinda sad over the seasons, it was always Stiles I was shipping people with. I DO NOT SHIP MALEO.
Once I realized how much I loved Scott and Malia as characters on their own without being romantically linked to anybody else I was more okay with the idea of them getting together. At first, like a lot of people I was weirded out because of Stiles BUT STILES DID THE SAME THING WITH LYDIA SO THERE SHOULDN'T BE A DOUBLE STANDARD.
By the rules of the show, which I don't recommend going off of lol, Scott and Malia can totally get together because we've seen it happen without any drama with Stydia. HONESTLY WHY PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED BY THIS IS A MYSTERY TO ME LIKE HAVE YOU NOT SEEN A SINGLE EPISODE OF ANY TEEN DRAMA WHERE THEY ALL DATE EACH OTHER MULTIPLE TIMES?!
I digress, my point is that most you only hate the idea of Scalia because of three reasons. You hate Malia for reasons people don't like to share. Saying you hate because there's something about her is a BULLSHIT argument. If you can't give episodes or specific details why look at yourself and ask why are you being malicious. Or you ship Scira. I get it. I would be salty too. BUT WE ALL KNOW KIRA ISN'T COMING BACK. STOP USING KIRA AS AN EXCUSE FOR YOUR HATE FOR THE SHIP. ARDEN MADE THE GOODBYE VIDEO LAST SEASON, LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE SCIRA WILL BE TOGETHER OR GET MORE SCREEN TIME. IF THEY DIDN'T BREAK UP ON AIR HOPEFULLY THE WRITERS WILL EXPLAIN IT. KIRA WILL BE GONE FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG YOU CAN'T EXPECT SCOTT TO WAIT FOR SOMEONE THAT MAY NEVER COME HOME IN HIS LIFETIME. Or you have the mindset that Scott and Malia are the only two left single so they shouldn't be together just because that/boys and girls can be friends and nothing more.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT. If you think Scalia is happening soley because there the only ones left you haven't been paying attention or reading context clues. Posey and Shelley are really great friends which is why Scalia works and has a standing ground. Scalia is developed in much the same way. They have a BASIS OF FRIENDSHIP FIRST. They're both loyal to each other, protect each other, and kick ass together. They're iconic. And I still don't understand why people hate the friends into something more trope. That's a great trope. Just falling into a romance without being friends with a person is the trope I hate. BUILD THAT FRIENDSHIP YALL! MAJOR KEY ALERT.
AND IF YOU HAVEN'T EVEN WATCHED ANY PENNIG/SCALIA FAN VIDS I SUGGEST YOU CHECK OUT MY EXTENSIVE PLAYLIST OF BOTH SO YOU CAN SEE THAT SCALIA HAS BEEN DEVELOPED A LOT AND THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT HOW WELL THEY'RE SUITED FOR EACH OTHER HOPEFULLY YOU CAN BE HAPPY THAT THESE TWO CHARACTERS THAT HAVE BEEN HANDED SHITTY ROMANCE LIVES ARE GOING TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5dcfVp5UBU&list=PLBtjQJj3LJqtVgDDembnysfOs1GCEQQKs
I MEAN, LIKE YOU CAN SEE THAT THEY'VE HAD THAT TUNNEL SCENE AND THE ONE IN DEATON'S OFFICE, AND THE PORCH SCENE, AND ALL OF 6A!!! I suggest watching the Pennig vids first(Home, Soldier, and the This or That vids and the cutest upbeat scalia vid is And Your Smile Shining Bright)
PLEASE JUST GIVE THE VIDEOS A CHANCE, GIVE THE IDEA OF THEM BEING HAPPY A CHANCE BEFORE YOU WRITE THEM OFF. This vids at the beginning are a little AUey and are more manipued that the older ones because I made the playlist and they came out before 6a was released, the further you go down the list the more actual scalia scenes are used. I doubt any of us would be happy that Scott got a random new love interest for the last ten episodes that we know nothing about or care about and that wouldn't be in all ten episodes.
And lastly, Scott turned Malia human again. We all know that. If there hadn't been Scira or residual Scallison do you think you would've shipped Scalia then? I was blind to it until after 5b. He changed her back, she protected him from the Berserkers, from Enis at the hospital, he took care of her when she was drunk, helped with the Desert Wolf/Belasko talons, he told her he was still there for her after the Stalia breakup, if Peter hadn't bitten Scott none of this would've happened and obviously Peter's her dad. Like can yall see the lines here? And all this doesn't mean they have to be together, but if you really look at them and watch Shelley and Tyler together and Scott and Malia then hopefully you'll see what the rest of us see. Two amazing people that have come so far that care for each other they just so happen to figure out how much at the same time. :D
I LIED. LASTLY, PENNIG BITCHES!!!!! OHHH MY GOOOOOOD! THEY ARE LIKE LITERALLY SO IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER, TYLER MORE SO PROBABLY BUT IT'S SO OBVIOUS. THEY'RE SOCIAL MEDIA GIVES ME HEART PALPITATIONS. SHELLEY IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO FUNNY! LIKE PENNIG HAS PHOTOSETS OF THEM POOPING, EATING PIZZA, AND JUST BEING WEIRD AF. "I could eat you" Come on, if Shelley didn't have a boyfriend I think Posey would be on that like white on rice. To be fair, I think he already is kinda. It's so obvious he's head over heels for Shelley.
BITCH I LIED AGAIN. Lastly, at the very least, the idea of them is adorable. Take out Stiles for a second. If it was just Scott had turned her back and she eventually found her way to the pack but Scira still happened and ended, the idea of them wouldn't be so yuck to some of yall I would think. He's good to her. She needs that after her first relationship that wasn't great in my opinion, but also wasn't as bad as some stydias like to say. I say stalia is all wrong from a writing standpoint not a shipping standpoint. He "tames" her in some ways when she was still learning and she could bring out a wilder side in him. Hu Anita's King and Lionheart Scalia vid on that playlist showcased them perfectly. Like Scott's the King and Malia is his Lionheart. Iconic Duo.
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You don't like Malia either?
nope. I more just don’t care about her than don’t like her, but I know people love her and thats cool. I don’t have a problem with that. If you’re curious as to why… these resources can explain better than me (x, x, x, x).
sorry for my late response :)
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looking at your descrip. reminded me of my first experience with coyotes when i was hiking with a group of 5 at night. we heard them surrounding us and lemme tell you something: we were not intimidated at all! they sound absolutely pathetic!! it so reminds me of all that talk jeff spits about how great malia is but in reality she is pathetic and so not intimidating and laughable, they both are. well my pals & i made it down the mountain but i won't ever forget that hilarious experience.
Coyotes are a fucking nuisance and that’s it. They are vermin that feed on tiny animals (like house cats) and nothing more. I don’t get why Jeff hypes the whole coyote thing up as some big, badass thing. Personally, I still can’t hear ‘werecoyote’ without laughing because it just sounds so fucking stupid. It’s not cool, it’s stupid and embarrassing.
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I really wish you'd stop hating and give stalia/malia a chance. She's improving and she makes stiles happy so stop
But she haven’t improved. She haven’t made progress. And I think her character is badly written and her storyline is badly written and she is badly acted. So I cant like her, not even if I tried. And there is nothing to do with that. If she gets better written, if her character gets better, if her storyline gets better, then maybe I’d like that, but it still doesn’t mean I’d like her.
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can we talk about stydia for a second
for 3 whole seasons, 48 episodes, stiles stilinski was madly in love with lydia and righty so seeing as lydia is a freakin queen.
and sUDDENLY season 4 comes along and stalia happens and stiles basically forgets about lydia
first of all what the fuck
second of all im very mad because i did not watch 48 hours of teen wolf for this. i didnt watch lydia and jackson break up and stydia kiss and stiles protect lydia for this
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