#Answered By F/O tag

[l3viat8an]

Whatever you do, do not think about having a pretty boy sit in your lap and cupping his face in your hands and giving him kisses all over his cheeks and forehead and on the tip of his nose and lastly on his lips all while he holds onto the front of your shirt and just lets you love him-

[starleska]

Came running here the second I had this thought. Would you have fucked Filthy Frank?

oh my God this is the WORST suggestion i have ever received, give me strength 💀💀💀💀💀 how dare you bring Filthy Frank into my inbox. Francis of the Filth. is nothing sacred? 😭😭😭

i know i pride myself on being a fan of some real crusty degenerate characters, but man, this is low 🙈🙈🙈 i vividly remember watching Filthy Frank engaging in weird ass sadomasochistic challenges with other YouTubers (Deadly Twister anyone?) when i was younger, but...

no. no, not Frank. i think i respect myself too much for that 😂😂😂

[lightbulb-warning]

i used to freehand comics all the time as a child and since the part i liked was the drawing part i would just draw panel after panel because i didn't want to stop drawing to think about icky icky words, plus the story TOTALLY still made perfect sense! to me! and noone else, but 'whoooo caaaaares omgggg its not like comics and sequantial art are a communicative meeediummmm lmaoooooo'. i spent my entire childhood telling myself stuff like "oh pfft I know this story by heart- ill SIMPLY remember the dialogue and write it later" ...and. I can't help but admire baby maiora's (call that a minora ba tm tsk) fucking audacity? hubris? confident wrongness? kid couldn't even remember to finish the comics in the first place? INCREDIBLE levels of unearned self assurance, wish that were me, genuinely- what an icon!!! anyway i think i have forever cursed myself

[cervinae-canine]

what do you find attractive about this 6 year old character that doesn't rely on her being 6? answer quickly.

[mistletoeships-fess]

Having an unpopular/ugly f/o and being non-sharing feels like damn! calm down nobody is taking it from you! - 🦗

Our first ask and it's relatable as FUCK!! I have my fair share of f/os who aren't popular and in general I'm nonsharing and it just feels like this constantly

- Admin ☁️

[scarycranegame]

the antis have officially lost the plot i just saw an entire comment section being pissy at literally everyone that cosplays jimmy mouthwashing. they keep calling him an actual literal rapist and when someone says he isn't real they're like "he's still a rapist!!" like no i think he is polygons.

honestly what else is new? also obligatory "jimmy probably didnt even rape anya" for posterity; hes likely not even a rapist in canon so these people are effectively making up problems to get mad at people about

[werid-lookin-creatures]

Could I have positivity for selfshippers who project so much onto their OCs that all their OC x OC ships are practically selfships?

Of course bub! ᯓ✦!

ִPositivity for people who ships with Ocs! Its hecking cool and really really adorable, making a creation you love to the point of wanting to be with them is so *so* sweet. (I actually relate to this alot!)

You're not weird, nor not "selfshiping" right, its something you do to feel good and loved, and you deserve it no matter what you get it from in fiction. self-made or from a show,movie,game, you deserve to feel loved. Self-shipping with an yandere oc? adorable, me too actually! or shipping with an oc you made based off yourself but a little different? go for it! You are doing nothing wrong just having fun and finding love. never let anyone diminish your joy. -Mod [Knuckles]

[tireddovahkiin]

✏️🔥

TYSM for the ask <3 I'll do Sephiroth for this one!

✏️ Post a screenshot of your f/o doing their job.

Bro is FIGHTIIIIING like a good soldier and lookin FABULOUS WHILE DOING ITTTTTT~~~

🔥 Post a screenshot of your f/o looking tough.

His grumpy ass does NOT wanna be there.

[nohr-and-thirst]

important question

fu hua

Hehehe my handsome wife <3 saved for her and she had mercy on me <3 now I wait for her new outfit I saved every single crystal <3

[tech-kisserr]

[HI PHONE PERSON.]

[I THINK I KIND OF ACCIDENTALLY BIT ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES.]

[HE DIDNT TASTE VERY GOOD SO I LET HIM GO.]

- [CYN]

[welcome to the start of f/ovember! steven’s text will be red :3 ]

I-

Which one?

If they were purple or orange I couldn’t care less

[dollyprincessollie]

please tell us about avery pokemon i don't know much about him but you post about him a lot

HI UR ENABLING MY TENDENCIES. I LOVE MY LITTLE VIDEO GAME BOYFRIEND

but ask amd u shall receive. i will now be listing off every piece of canon information abt him i can think of. HERE GOES

Avery is a tall, skinny (but he has, and i usually dont like these words together, thick thighs) white guy with long blond hair and like. those creepy kinda icy blue eyes 👁👁

He's a psychic type trainer and minor-division gym leader!!! he's also an ACTUAL psychic, hailing from a long lineage of psychics, and has telekinetic abilities :3 however, telekinesis is the only psychic ability he has, so he's kind of the black sheep of his family

because his family thought of him as a disappointment, he developed a like. superiority complex to compensate for his simultaneous inferiority complex. he's very prideful and even would go so far as to LITERALLY LEVITATE PEOPLE if they won against him in battles. he basically covers up his feelings of inadequacy by flaunting his good qualities, though he's prone to exaggerating them as well. he literally straight up pretends to have psychic visions and literally goes "AVERY TELEPORT" when leaving the area

he initially arrived at the dojo in the isle of armor due to being kicked out of the league as a gym trainer for levitating people 💀 he was kind of an asshole at first but since mustard and honey were so nice to him, he kinda chilled out too. HOWEVER when he met the player character, his Superiority-Inferiority complex kind of came back in full swing. he saw that they were better than them and literally LIED to them to keep them away from the dojo. when they make their way to the dojo, he basically fought tooth and nail to make sure he bested them in all of the trials, going so far as to even cheat during the battle by setting up psychic terrain, giving himself an advantage 😭

after he's beaten, he basically goes tsundere mode and is like. "If Only I Was As Strong As . . . BAH FORGET IT ." and after the player beats mustard, avery like. kind of realizes that he wants to be acknowledged by them. he literally trains alone in the dam desert like "OH SLOWPOKE WE'RE REALLY IN IT NOW .... OH TO BE RECOGNIZED BY YOU-KNOW-WHO...." and from then on u can battle him every day :3

after all this, he becomes the minor-division psychic leader 🫡 hard work DOES PAY OFF

AND NOW FOR SOME MISCELLANEOUS but still canon facts

avery's final team is galarian slowbro, galarian rapidash, swoobat (she's the only girl in his team btw :3), alakazam, and galarian slowking! in the galarian star tournament, he only uses his slowbro, alakazam, and slowking :3

avery (and klara, by extension) has a chance of fighting alongside u in a raid battle on the isle of armor! idk what the exact likelihood is though but they Definitely don't show up with each one but. he still oulls up on occasion o7

in the galarian star tournament, he has special dialogue with mustard, bede, fucking SHIELBERT, marnie, and melony!

it's implied that he's afraid of dark types, considering said special dialogue with marnie is like "🥲 I Do Not Wish To Be On The Field With A Dark Type Trainer, But At Least We Are On The Same Side." becaude of this, it could ALSO be implied that he's afraid of ghost types and bug types, considering that dark, ghost, and bug are all strong against psychic types

according to the manga, he's a little weak and tires easily due to his reliance on his telekinesis

...HOWEVER, his second league card shows him.doing pushups with a whole ass galarian slowbro on his back WITHOUT telekinesis, so despite his low stamina, he can lift at least 155.4 lb

due to his speech patterns, avery seems to have a pretty keen ability to associate things with psychic types, or pokemon in general. he often incorporates different psychic type moves in his speech and talks about people (or, the player, specifically) as if they have like. pokemon natures (bold, quirky, hasty, etc.)

avery strongly values elegance and tries to conduct himself in a very gentlemanly way <3 however, he's not immune to being sassy and definitely will be snooty to someone's face

besides the psychic type uniform, avery's clothing is definitely 19th-century inspired! his hat, cravat, shoes, and socks are definitely inspired by victorian dandyism imo. even his glasses are very victorian

THIS IS ALL I HAVE FOR RIGHT NOW.... this is (almost) every piece of canon info i have abt my sweet booboo bear avery *kisses him*... i can also delve into headcanons but. i thought i would delve into the actual factual stuff

[sennamybeloved]

🫧, 🌳, and 🎀 for kara and clare!!!!! :3

➞ 🫧 : what habit(s) did you steal from s/i?

scratches at her chin with a clawed finger, contemplating for a moment. "hm. i feel like... no, no- wait, yes! seren is the one who helped me find a pair of bluetooth headphones that wouldn't fall out of my ears any time i did anything. that's why i was never able to listen to music while i worked, y'know! either they'd fall out of my ears, or the wires would get in the way, and while i can technically play music out loud, it really distracts my subjects! they can never hear me over it, they're always going," she suddenly takes on a distinctly mocking tone, "what?! what?! what are you saying, i can't hear you? uhg, it's so annoying!" a slight pause. "what was i talking about? i for- oooh, right! seren and her earbuds. yeahyeahyeah, so, she told me about a brand that would fit really well in my ears. she knew from experience because we have similar ears, and she listens to music like all the time, whenever she's doing anything. so i trusted her! and she was right! i do exactly what she does and keep one earbud out, so i can still hear everything that's going on around me or whatever."

➞ 🌳 : if you could be reincarnated as anything in the world, what would you like to be reincarnated as?

"emperor scorpion!!! emperor scorpion!!! emperor scorpion!!!" she chants excitedly, bouncing on her heels. "i wanna be an emperor scorpion! they're so cool, and they have huge tails, and their exoskeletons are so shiny and black, and- i- i have one in my collection! a live one!! i can show you!" she then scurries off, presumably to go fetch a scorpion for you to look at.

➞ 🎀 : do you have a favorite outfit that s/i wears? what does it look like? do you ever help them pick out outfits?

"i pick the outfits she wears outside the lab!" the statement is presented with utmost pride. "because, y'know, all of my subjects wear pretty much the same thing. those boring, scratchy hospital scrubs... eugh! at least they're cheap to replace, right? ahem! she gets a little more freedom because she's one of my most valuable and well-behaved specimens, so when she does leave the facility - under my supervision, of course - i set her up with something from my wardrobe! we're both alternative, though she's a little more... grunge-y, than me? but i do have black clothes! and she looks amazing in them. so it works out."

➞ 🫧 : what habit(s) did you steal from s/i?

"... this is gonna sound real bad, but you gotta bear with me: she is so much lazier than me, and i love it. no, seriously! i haven't stopped moving since i was a teenager, but she just takes things so slowly. it's fuckin' admirable. it's reminded me to slow down a bit, take things at my own pace for once..."

➞ 🌳 : if you could be reincarnated as anything in the world, what would you like to be reincarnated as?

"in another life, i am a middle-aged man, probably named like, john, or something, who works as a trucker. my entire life is driving across the country, sleeping at truck stops, and hitting up bars between deliveries. i have no close friends, no higher purpose, nothing. i drive a truck and that's it. that's my life." she's dead serious.

➞ 🎀 : do you have a favorite outfit that s/i wears? what does it look like? do you ever help them pick out outfits?

"picking out your girl's outfits is some real controlling shit. she's a grown-ass adult, she can throw together her own fuckin' outfits. which, by the way, always look amazing. i mean, whew! she'll chew me out if i gush too hard on her account, but my god, have any of y'all seen her?"

[zhongrin]

Hemlo rin!

Just watched a tiktok where soneone called Zhongli

✨Fabled Archon of Shafts✨

That is all

Have a nice day <3

".... the archon of whatー?"

[kits-ships]

my husband ranks my f/os.png

things i love about this:

he has watched moon knight, yet didn't recognize jake lockley or marc spector

he does NOT know who rex is. he said he just likes that picture of dt hgfsdfhh

wtf did din do to him

i love who he put in 'my wife needs help.' it's everyone i expected him to put there

i thought 🪓❄️ would be in the last category tbh

WTF DID POE DO TO HIM

[meetthegofer]

i must know.. what does fossey think about the other mercs (◕_◕)

WONDERFUL QUESTION THANK YOU KROM!! to spare everyone's dashes ill put this under a readmore but heres a few of the dynamics i have in mind... not everyone Yet but ill reblog this tomorrow with everyone i couldnt fit here. i just dont want it to be TOO too long LOL

SCOUT when scout first caught wind of miss pauling having an assistant/coworker of her own, all he initially knew was that they were from new york. like most people, he assumed the city, but unlike most he immediately assumed it would be a beautiful young woman like pauling, and that there would be Two lovely ladies for him to try and woo. ...so when he actually Met fossey, his expectations were not only not Met but just completely wrong. for a while, he didnt quite know how to interact with them, but eventually settled into a role that he never thought he would EVER get the chance to play: annoying big brother. fossey, like me, actually has an older brother back home who is... really not the best, so hes a little more hostile than one would expect when it comes to bantering with scout LOL. its all in good fun though. like they get along but if you were to witness them from a distance you'd be like Uh do these bitches hate each other?

SPY fossey doesnt like spy very much; shes pretty easy to startle, which is something spy has very little consideration for-- on the contrary, he gets a bit of joy out of their jumpy reactions. they take his little nicknames for her [i.e "ma crevette" aka "my shrimp"] as insults and dont seem to trust him much. spy certainly seems intrigued by them, but whether or not he actually cares for them is a different question. he will sometimes make cruel jokes for the express purpose of winding them up, but fossey's reactions never really seem to be what spy expects out of them. so hes a little perplexed and intrigued that he isnt reading them as well as he thinks...

ENGIE being that both of them are pretty tech-savvy, and on a surface level theyre both quite amiable, they get along quite well in terms of discussing interests!! however, given engie's own interests in transhumanism and his god complex + fossey's own general disinterest in being/staying human, they... kind of arent allowed to talk to each other super often 😭 she absolutely Would offer herself to be uploaded to a computer or some shit like that and no one wants that to happen EXCEPT for those two

SOLDIER as i've mentioned before, fossey is generally pretty weak compared to all the mercs [and honestly, even compared to miss pauling]. because of this, more than anything i think soldier sees them as someone he has to "protect"/look after, even in super mundane or completely nonviolent situations. not necessarily in a nurturing way so much as "OBVIOUSLY you cannot handle yourself so i will take care of this for you! maggot!" but hes being nice in his own way... he has good intentions hes just. well. soldier. he also happens to be the one most responsible for accidentally hurting them via roughhousing, since sometimes his approaches to "helping" them involve great physical violence. while this scared fossey at first now they just think its really funny

[stargayzerlily03]

I have a question about Spriggan.

Does his fur collar poof up when you kiss him? Like you give him a quick smooch on the cheek, and he puffs up like a bird?

Yes his furcloak actually poofs up everytime I kiss him. Here's a quick little doodle I drew about it.