#Anon: V

[nrc-confessions]

Why do I feel like both mods here and the mods at @mostro-lounge-offishial are just this one massive cult that forms a circle at midnight and talk about the miseries they experience while working at mostro lounge

And Azul may or may not know about the midnight meetings and slowly collecting all necessary info and twisting it to make sure none of you can quit working

— V

Thank you for your confession!

😔 wait this honestly sounds like a good idea- I mean tbh I think all employees talk about how much this job is. Um. Well. This job. 😭😭😭

[royalswordconfessions]

I was walking up the stairs and blinked

I was still tired and almost fell down a long flight of stairs just because of that blink. That millisecond of my eyes closing made me want to close my eyes and sleep

Also, it’s literally so hot. Someone apparently even almost got a heatstroke yesterday. (Make sure to stay hydrated in general everyone!!) Maybe the heating system in RSA isn’t working properly..

This is actually based irl lol make sure to stay hydrated and if you feel unwell take a rest or go to a clinic or smth if you’re near one

— V

There's been a heatwave the past few days... The heating system is down due to some NRC vandals...

[boredth]

A fuckin' pencil straw

[beescake]

as a fellow arasol enthusiast you have a godtier arasol take but i would humbly like to suggest what if aradia was taller than sollux, just a little consideration ���

massive considerations!!!!! ^^

jumping straight into this fully expecting everyone to be familiar w @hamsterlover38, singer of the arasol national anthem 👀

simple feelings complicated emotions

[nightwonder7]

I can just tell that Norton will be so happy to finally chair orpheus he would be so happy

Oh, he would relish in it!

maybe...

[frownyalfred]

Listennnnn, I need some Batfleck headcanons, please. Thank you 🫡

This man is too overhated :/ I still think he was an amazing Bruce (and Batman), and I wish we had seen more of him. Dare I say, Jeremy Irons' Alfred is one of my favorite interpretations ever. Loved him in BvS. Specially scenes with him and Bruce.

Started going grey at 32

He and Alfred jog around the Manor property together for exercise

He’s a functional alcoholic but only in between his cases / big missions. Otherwise he’s 100% sober for peak physical performance.

The kind of Batman who beat up criminals for even looking at Robin, much less making a joke about hurting him.

Darker, grittier and more pessimistic even before he lost Robin. He didn’t trust anyone beyond Alfred, and it took years for him to warm up to Robin (Dick or Jason, depends on if you go off Snyder lol)

Every single inch of property and every cent he owns goes to Alfred immediately upon his death. This is an expectation, not a worse case scenario.

Most of his failsafes are a complex series of satellite uploads and then explosives. Soooooo many explosives under that lake.

Sustains on an insane amount of calories per day (see my protein post)

So big/massive that the Bane matchup in this universe was much more balanced (he didn’t get his back broken but absolutely got beaten up)

On that note: breaking his bones doesn’t stop him, it just makes him more angry (this is a man who pulled a knife out of his own rotator cuff to stab someone with)

GCPD doesn’t just fear him because they’re corrupt, they fear his brand (he has a bad habit of branding cops who betray innocents right in the face)

Once spent ten or so days pit fighting in the Narrows for intel and actually won minor fame as a brawler

Alfred has slapped him awake on more than one occasion so that Bruce can help move himself (he weighs too much for Alfred to even try moving)

Alfred never left him or the lake house because he made a promise to Martha that he would always watch over Bruce

Jim Gordon respects and fears him in equal amounts. He watched what happened after Robin’s death and just shook his head.

The acid burn on his shoulder is from the Joker taunting him for being too pretty after unmasking him and threatening to burn his face off.

[tatakaeeren]

Captain Oliver Aikuu

[edith-is-dead]

iiiiiii could've sworn this was an ask i got but it looks like i deleted it accidentally?? whoops!!

[tenowls]

So, I’m awkward with actual humans. It’s not paranoia about my hacked governor module, and it’s not them; it’s me. I know I’m a horrifying murderbot, and they know it, and it makes both of us nervous, which makes me even more nervous. Also, if I’m not in the armor then it’s because I’m wounded and one of my organic parts may fall off and plop on the floor at any moment and no one wants to see that.

one last fancomic to finish off the year, from asr this time!!

[vanitasaurus]

i LOVE your art sm, especially the way you draw my fav gorillaz dudes!! if you're up for it, could you please draw 2d and murdoc carving pumpkins?? thank you :3

they did not understand the assignment

[whaliiwatching]

Bet upon meeting noir hobie flickers into black and white newspaper cut-outs briefly to mimic noir and both of them get blushy about it

tall dark and handsome?? he don’t stand a chance

plus an earlier draft i still think looks nice

[boredth]

Bestie. Hear me out.

You, me, CyberWick, Boba, now.

...And Johnny.

[mspaint-flower]

i love your yuma @gaydexvocaloid 🥺

[sculkshrieking]

strahm wearing a binder? sorry im not good at sending requests o×o

diversity win! the worst couple you know is t4t!

[nightwonder7]

save me nightwonder7 nortalice… save me

Not without the funneh...

[frownyalfred]

ur absolutely correct Jeffrey Dean Morgan would absolutely kill as flashpoint batman

He's big and broad, got the ruggedness and lethality down pat, and also the deep sadness and grief from losing a loved one driving you to unhinged things

exactly. he's the first Thomas Wayne we've seen really just get the fists out ready to fucking die trying to stop the mugger. he wasn't playing around. he even died last, trying to hold on for Martha, to reach for Martha -- like ugh. it hurts me.