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i miss having a fully randomized button in some of these newer character creators...like what if i have no idea what i want my character to look like!! lemme just spin a wheel until one of em clicks!!

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'how about i entertain you with the sweet and sultry details of some of my ocs titillating encounters with each other B)' goes on to talk about dwarven house government structures in detail

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your life is not an optimization problem

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Babe that last essay gave me a raging thinker I'm gonna have to go muse off right now

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oh goodie i can't wait to go to such great pavilions such as 'chunky candy', 'festival of gas', and 'dynamic maturity'

shout out to my cousin and her husband for loaning me out a genuine brochure and travel guide from the 1964 new york world's fair for a project i hope to do in 2025

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the official guide is incredibly entertaining simply because every other page is packed with advertisements

shout out to my cousin and her husband for loaning me out a genuine brochure and travel guide from the 1964 new york world's fair for a project i hope to do in 2025

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shout out to my cousin and her husband for loaning me out a genuine brochure and travel guide from the 1964 new york world's fair for a project i hope to do in 2025

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👀

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Get your gay ass wards off me I want to take damage

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you really just have to see this one

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there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

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update: supervisors took him aside to tell him why the fuck he can't do this and how it affected me, he apologized profusely to them (but not me), then got so upset about being reminded that this isn't a fucking hallmark movie, you're talking to a real person with real emotions, he went home an hour after we all punched in

i have some impressive self restraint i wasn't even aware of, because when a coworker completely disregarded me saying 'no, I don't want to talk about emotions with you, we're at work and that's inappropriate' and professed his love to me i didn't just immediately turn him into a fine red paste

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Bob Peak for Cosmopolitan, 1958-1964

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I love the juxtaposition of a bull nilgai's delicately featured little cow face with their fuckoff huge tree trunk neck and body

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I don't know. I just don't know

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mood: angry song stuck in head: the brass section from famous mighty mighty bosstones song "the impression that i get" thoughts: that scary fucking whale from the house on the rock