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Thank You <333 I'm so obsessed with Hollow, literally THE character of all time. The Hollow posting will not be stopping anytime soon I can assure you XD
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My gay top Willy Fog characters
So, I'm not going to lie, I'm very gay, gay, gay and gay again. I was born to be gay, so it's not surprising to read something like this from me. Maybe this post is a bit ridiculous, but I really wanted to make it and anyway this fandom is dead and no one will read these stupid thoughts XD
So, meet the top Willy Fog characters that I find attractive!
8) Rowan
The position of a man is not the first thing I look at, but I have to admit that his position as a commissar is one of the reasons I like him. I've always been drawn to the aesthetic of police chiefs (or something like that) and given that Sullivan mentioned him first as someone who does a bank robbery investigation, that means he's quite famous and does a good job. He's also just a fat cat, which automatically makes him adorable. And men with mustaches have always been my weakness, so…
7) Dix
Continuing the theme with the police, I had no right not to mention Dix for the most obvious reasons. To be honest, he is not my preference in men (he is not fat or muscular), but his personality and attitude in a way interest me. I believe that he did nothing wrong and was just doing his job and it was not his fault that the bank employee confused Fog with a random lion. And I find it funny the way he gets aggressive (seriously, Dix is a very meme character) and gets irritated with a lot of things, I'm similar to him in that, so I don't blame him. Either way, Dix deserves a better ending and I hope he's doing well now. Can I give him a chocolate bar, please? :_)
6) Corn
Looks like someone's looking at a person's profession again, right? :)
Guys, he is a brigadier and this position is also very important, in particular for the British army! And when I first heard about it, I thought that he would be a very strict man who would help the gang with his high physical fitness, but in the end it turned out that he was just a cute cinnamon bun that also needs protection and this is very cute! But I can agree that it spoils the impression of him as a brigadier. And it is worth noting that he is the only minor character who was in the Fog's gang, albeit temporarily.
5) Sullivan
We're all gangsta as long as the villains don't come into play, right?
Ironically, in real life, my personality is similar to his (yes, I am the kind of person who behaves very differently in real life and on the Internet) except that I do not send mercenaries to eliminate my enemies XD. I totally understand his envy and DO NOT judge him for trying to be better than Fog, people just have to go through the same emotions to understand him. And Sullivan's passion and his composure in decisions only fuels interest in him, making him an attractive person for me. And the scene where he made a bet with Fog and included other members of the club in this game is one of my favorites. But anyway, he's still a terrible person (I say hi to Oscar lol) and his actions are illegal. However, I want to say that we could hate the whole world together, but I doubt that he is interested in poor computer students, but I will wait until he changes his mind 😢
4) Raiden (a.k.a. Akita)
JUST LOOK AT HIM! DO I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING?! HE IS THE HOTTEST CHARACTER OF THIS SERIES! Ahem… well… he's a stern, bossy, muscular dog who always says what he thinks. Honesty is what I appreciate in people, even if they say it rudely, like Raiden does. And yes, in my headcanons, he is a former samurai, but now hiding under the fake name "Akita" and working as a circus boss, but due to his incompetence in this matter, he does not do very well. We can only wish him good luck with his stuff and progress in his work ^^
3) Parsi
Parsi is the most kawaii character on this show and I want to say that I often look for his images on the covers and other official media. He is someone who i wants to protect at the cost of my life, he is incredibly kind, friendly, honest and loyal. Imagine he didn't sleep for two days to find Koa! I don't know how his family feels about him, but if I were them, I would be proud of this boy. It is also worth noting that Parsi is not weak and cowardly, as is often the case with characters like him, Parsi can defend his position and fight back, as well as show his annoyance towards others, as was the case with Dix and Bully. And I hope he rested well after what happened. I just want to hug him and call him the most affectionate words, and also cook something for him, I think Parsi got hungry after this events :(
2) Andrey
Guys, he's Russian, like me! While watching the series, I was waiting for at least some mention of Russia and Andrey's appearance in one of the final episodes was like a gift for me! By the way, I noticed him in the intro of the show and I had to wait quite a many episodes to find out who this mysterious bear was, but fortunately, my expectation was fully satisfied. And all my Russian friends who watched the series told me that "they could show a good-natured Russian, but they showed some kind of jerk" but I do not agree with them, I think that Andrey is one of the best Russian characters in foreign media. I find him quite hot in terms of appearance and personality, he is fat and yet very strong, unlike the American bear who talks more than he does (his name is Mr. Bullman, right?…). Andrei is also quite smart and he clearly explained why Fog's decision was risky for the ship and for those who sail on it (because the ship could burn down). And then Andrey got a lot of money and even got more, considering that the metal frame of the ship remained with him, so… I'm glad that this man got what he wanted! We love you Andrey!
Extra place) Rigodon
Unfortunately, he is not in my gay top, but I just had to mention him, so consider this a warm-up for the first place in this top. sigh Rigodon is the best character in this series and that's a fact. I'm not surprised that all my friends who watched this show because of me told me that they really like this character. (just so you know, it's…. um… 4 people, which is saying a lot). Rigodon is the true protagonist, we see his formation, the change of life principles, how he morally matures from a poor circus performer into a real devoted fighter who is ready to crush literally anyone who threatens their gang. It was he who saved the princess, fought the Transfer, did not let Fog's honor be offended in front of Dix and that American cowboy. He has the most necessary qualities that are needed to survive in this world and I believe that Fog greatly underestimate the potential of his servant.
1) Willy Fog
Oh my god, what a surprise that the main character took first place in this list :D
Willy Fog is the most controversial character in my entire history of being in different fandoms … the fact is that initially when I watched this series … I'm ashamed to admit it, but I hated him because I considered him a Mary Sue, who everyone loves for no reason. But… there is something about him that can enchant you and I too fell under his spell and declare that I AM HIS NUMBER ONE FAN >:(
There is some mystery in him that romanticizes his image in my eyes. I love every single thing about him: his voice (in the Russian dub, his voice in the English dub is not so good), his looks, the mane, his clothes, his personality, intelligence, erudition and calmness. I always saw this trip as… an update for him? He just wanted to see something new and get the emotions that he so lacked in everyday life. But even at the end, after the series, I was left with a lot of questions, like what happened to his relatives? why does he have no friends, despite being very famous? it's all really very mysterious and… it's very inspiring to me as a writer and creative person. But… I understand that I will never be good for a man like him. but I still love him.
It was an amazing trip, thanks for taking us with you, Willy.
Thank you for giving me new emotions that you received too.
(I also really want to paint his nails!)
#around the world in eighty days#around the world in 80 days#around the world with willy fog#willy fog
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20 questions, writer's edition
I was tagged by @lambourngb - This was harder to fill out then it first appeared, btw.
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
118
2. What's your total AO3 word count?
516,223. I never looked that much at my statistics page before so that’s exciting to look at.
3. How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?
Oh my gosh, so many. 25 different ones on ao3, 9 more that were never cross posted from the pit of voles, and at least 5-10 fandoms from prior to either of those sites. LJ, Yahoo Groups, BBS boards, etc. A partial list includes: Roswell New Mexico (2019) (My most prolific with 40 fics on ao3 and more here on tumblr I never cross posted there.), Hetalia, Yuri on Ice, Supernatural, Samurai Warriors, Uta no Prince-sama, Voltron, Shadowhunters, My Hero Academia, Pirates of the Caribbean, Animal Kingdom, The Old Guard, The Walking Dead, Dynasty Warriors, The Witcher, Xyber 9, Shadow Raiders, Mummies Alive, Babylon 5, and Star Trek.
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes (The Old Guard) (Yeah, I had this one on anonymous for awhile.)
Until the TIme is Through (Roswell New Mexico) (Part of my Canon Divergent To the Moon and Back Series)
I Want You (Roswell New Mexico) (NSFW Malex)
Crash and Burn (Roswell New Mexico) (Part of my Canon Divergent To the Moon and Back Series)
Snow (Hetalia) (NSWF IvanxAlfred)
5. What's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending?
I��m torn between three actually:
Dormant (Hetalia) I always say I love two endings, happy endings and greek tragedies, but I rarely write the greek tragedies. Dormant is one of my exceptions. Hetalia has one character who is hinted at being immortal, and I took that and wrote a fic about an Extinction Level Event and him watching the other characters die around him while he can’t. I’ve always been really proud of this fic, despite it being one of the saddest things I’ve ever written.
Unclean (Roswell New Mexico) Which is almost the darkest fic I’ve ever written. It’s about Michael’s time in the home of the “Fundamentalist Religious Freaks” and the exorcism he mentioned. It ends after the drifter and is very much hurt, no comfort.
Hell is… (Roswell New Mexico) This is a ficlet I wrote for a prompt. And it’s a dark take about what could have happened to the pod squad if they’d been caught after the murders.
6. What's the fic you've written with the happiest ending?
Almost all my fics have happy endings. So, what is the happiest? Probably either:
Deck the Halls (Roswell New Mexico) An Echo & Malex Christmas fic that is as fluffy as a fic that involves the Pod Squad, Christmas, and being attacked by anti-alien paramilitary groups can be. (Also, Echo has a cat called Grisabella the Glamour Cat because Max should not be allowed to name anything and nobody can convince me that wouldn’t be absolute canon in a committed Echo relationship.)
Or
In Over Their Heads (Yuri on Ice) A Seungchuchu with a fake engagement and unrequited feelings that aren’t actually unrequited. (And where Sara is Seung’s best friend because apparently I always write them that way and have no regrets.)
7. Do you write crossovers? If so, what is the craziest one you've written?
I don’t write crossovers. Because I rarely find myself sold on the idea that the two stories exist in the same verse or can think of a way the characters would interact that would inspire me to write a fic.
8. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
Yes, and pretty much anything. M/M, F/F, M/F, and Poly. Plus a large variety of kinks. (Yes, I was often on kink memes back in my LJ days.)
9. Do you respond to comments, why or why not?
I try to? I used to never respond because I didn’t know what to say, and then I tried to respond to every one, but there would be long gaps between when I checked and then I felt bad for responding so late, and sometimes I still don’t know what to say so I just end up not replying. XD
10. Have you ever received hate on a fic?
Surprisingly very little. Some harsh criticism - one in particular actually hit young me hard enough to stop writing for a while back in the day. But I tend to get more hate for my meta than my fics. Which is odd since my fics are usually very much representative of my meta.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not that I’m aware of.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Only one - a Dynasty Warrior fic of mine about the bond between CaoCao and Xiahou Dun was translated into Chinese. I mean, Dynasty Warriors is a video game literally based on The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which is based on chinese history, so for someone to want to translate one of my fics about it was incredible to me. Links below.
Honor
Translation: https://archiveofourown.org/works/4589910
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
No. I would probably drive a co-author nuts, tbh. I’m so inconsistent. And at the same time, I have a thousand thoughts.
14. What's your all time favourite ship? to write for?
I don’t actually have one? RNM has become my top fandom to write for, there’s no doubt. And while I think Malex is in the most fics among them, I’m not sure if that number surpasses other ships in other fandoms I’ve written for altogether. In fact, according to ao3, only 15 fics of my 40 RNM even have Malex in them at all, and not all of those are Malex-centric. In fact in at least 3, they’re a side ship.
I’d say that I probably write almost as many fics that are gen, friendship, family/found family feels, and character introspection as I do shipping fics. Which doesn’t really leave room for any one ship to be at the forefront.
15. What's a WIP that you want to finish but don't think you ever will?
None, I hope. LOL. There’s definitely a few that I have left uncompleted for a long time and feel guilty about but I’m not ready to say I’ve abandoned them yet. There’s a ton of ideas I have written down that I may never actually write. But none I have started that I don’t want to finish.
16. What are your writing strengths?
The three consistent compliments I’ve gotten are: I capture the characters’ voices in my dialogue. My writing tone is unique. My smut is super hot. XD (I have no explanation for the last one, because to be honest ¾ of my smut is always foreplay.)
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Action scenes. I have been told before that my action scenes are very confusing. Also, I rarely give physical descriptions of people’s appearances because I honestly rarely stop to consider what they’re wearing or how their hair is done.
18. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?
It’s common in a couple of fandoms of mine, and I actually don’t mind it. Depending on the fic, it can be more realistic to me than otherwise. (I just appreciate it when the translation is also provided.)
19. What was the first fandom you wrote for?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. But I never posted that one. Um… I think Ranma ½ was the first one I ever posted for others to read?
20. What's your favourite fic you've written?
Oh, gosh. Um… I know at one point I listed Dormant. But I think right now if I had to choose I’d say either
School of Hard Knocks (Roswell New Mexico) Which is my Michael-centric fic set in the lost decade.
Or
Duty First (Shadowhunters) My Magnus and Raphael “missing scene” from 02x20.
Tagging @manesalex @lovecolibri @islndgurl777 @ninswhimsy
#about me#writing#fanfiction#I'm actually gonna poke at people for once#but feel free to ignore my poke
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Chapter Three liveblog of The Mandalorian! Let’s go!!!
“The Sin” eh? Interesting title
I STLL LOVE BABY YODA SO FUCKIN’ MUCH THEY’RE SO DANG CUTE
Pffff even the other characters call Mando Man “Mando” watch it be the only reason he hides his name is cuz it’s something embarrassing
NO NO EATING THE BABY I’LL EAT YOU
Gahhhhhhhh he’s so tender with the babu lookatit chewing on the thingy and him lifting it up like that AAAAAA
Another new planet? I think???
Baby is interested and looking around
No, same planet nevermind
Stay close to your dad little buddy
Nooooo don’t give Baby away you jerk
Oh these are the stormtroopers from before I wonder if these are the ones from the trailer he fights
DON’T TOUCH THE BABY LIKE THAT
YEAH EASY WITH THAT I’LL HURT YOU
I don’t like these guys get away from the baby
If that guy scientist is a cloner like the theories surrounding his arm patch suggest, I guess he’s really trying to clone Yoda huh?
Oh look one of those Wilrow Hood ice cream machines
NOOOOO THEY’RE CRYING
NO DON’T LEAVE THEM
SIR
SIR RESCUE YOUR CHILD
THE SIN IS THAT HE LEFT BABY BEHIND :/
>:( >:( >:(
He better go storm that place once he’s all beskar-ed up or imma fight everyone
Ughhhhhh I love this Fucking MUSIC
Lolll everyone jealous of the goods
Oh so the Great Purge was an Imp thing
Figures
I’m still confused by all of this like Mandalore still exists?!?
Wait so he’s literally never removed the helmet
How does he eat?!?!?!
Hmm sigils on armor? That’s cool, I should research more into that
“By the enemy” THEY ARE A BABY YOU FUCK GO SAVE THEM
Hwat is a Whistling Bird
Aww he still really cares about the Foundlings <3
BABY YODA IS A FOUNDLING TOO MANDO MAN
Hmm more flashback to the Purge I guess?
Oh there go his parents I guess
Ew battle droid
And that’s it?
Walk into the club like whatup I ditched my baby for this
He all shiny
“They all hate you” lol my anxiety @ me
Pffft that one guy literally just goes “fuck you” big mood dude xD
How about you go rescue the baby
RUN FROM YOUR GUILT COWARD
YES YESSS FEEL GUILTY
Aw baby’s first chewtoy ;_;
Hm his new armor needs some color to it he should meet Sabine
YES YES YES YES HE’S GONNA GO SAVE BABY
GO SAVE YOUR CHILD THEY NEED YOU
KICK THOSE GUYS’ ASSES
Wait but oh no could he get kicked out of the guild for this?
No no no the cradle they threw it out
MANDO MAN BETTER KILL THEIR FACES DEAD
Oh so his stabby fork gun is a radio transmitter as well
Knock knock it’s murder time
He better not get caught
IS THAT A FREAKING PROBE DROID UGH YOU MONSTERS
“Don’t hurt him it’s just a child” you bitch you were gonna treat them like a lab monkey
Okay so maybe he’s protecting them ok fine you can live
Bahaha in that shot Mando Man’s literally that meme of the samurai with the cat MESS WITH THE KID I DARE YOU
he can do all of this one handed dang that’s kinda super hot
Haha those who hurt children get flambéed, glad to see this is a Star Wars thing in general
He’s so gentle with Baby I’m gonna cry “VERY VALUABLE” AUGH MY HEART
Oho those are Whistling Birds I approve
I LOVE HIM SO VERY MUCH
A TRUE HERO
Oh noooo there’s a tracker!!!!!
WAIT WHERE’S THE TRACKER THEY THREW OUT THE CRADLE DID THEY SERIOUSLY PUT IT IN THE BABY???? I’LL KILL THEM
Oh no oh no oh no he can’t fight off literally all of them
Wait why do they care about him stealing the bounty they already paid for the kid
“Only hope” nah I like Obi Wan better
Ughhh sweet lil baby I’d die for them
Lol yeup he’s probs definitely out of the guild now
Dang how much firepower does one of those things have I need one for rush hour (lol jk not really)
His voice is so attractive gah
Why do they want to give the kid to that guy so badly they’re freaking bounty hunters why in the fresh hell do they care
Oho incoming
IT’S THE MANDO FAMILY YAY YAY YAY
This is the way
I’m crying augh they’re all sticking up for each other
Ooh freeze chamber
I notice how all of the jetpacks looked like the old-style Mando ones, not like the one Sabine had. Interesting.
Awww they fight but they’re still family!!!!
“I gotta get one of those” not with that cape you don’t, you’ll set it on fire, dumbass
You get to fly or you get the swooshy cape aesthetic that’s your choice
AWWWW THAT GENTLE PAT AND PLAYING WITH LIL BABY HANDS I AM GOING TO CRY
PROTECTIVE MANDO DAD
I’LL MARRY HIM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
And I still adore the end credits cards
Okay, this episode just made me so happy! We got to learn about the Mando group all sticking together as a family, even if they fight sometimes, because they’re all they have left, dammit, and they’ll protect each other
I still don’t get why the other bounty hunters got so pissed over Mando Man taking the baby after the transaction was complete, I thought they only cared so long as there was a price attached? Were they hired to protect Baby Yoda or something? Unlikely seeing as Pershing was apparently keeping Baby alive for as long as he did
AND PROTECTIVE MANDO DAD WHO IS SOFT AND TENDER AROUND KIDS AND HAS HONOR AND OMG I MELT I MELT EVERY TIME YES I KNOW I’M A SAD SAPPY BALL OF GOO HE DESERVES HAPPINESS
Now he really needs to give his armor some color and he also needs to take it off at some point to wash his hair otherwise he will smell
#mando man of mystery#liveblogging the mando show#sw the mando show#the mandalorian#the mandalorian spoilers#star wars
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OH FUCK I THINK I FINALLY CRACKED THE CODE OF WHY I ALWAYS LIKE THE VILLAINS BETTER
Like man it always makes me so confused cos i mean im a soft AF person and i always end up having sympathetic redemption headcanons for them so its not like i like VILLAINY ITSELF but what else do all these characters have in common?
Thats it. Thats it, ursula helped me crack it.
I just WANT THOSE TRAITS ON THE HEROES
I really want a nice confident sassy funny chubby trans auntie who promotes body positivity to our young hero and always gets to say the coolest lines and get the best moments and BE LOVED FOR WHO SHE IS
And like usually whenever you get anywhere close to seeing those "villain traits" on a hero they like.. Remove all the good parts. If you have a supportive hero aunt she's always boring and generically supportive instead, and has to look like the most stereotypical boring mess ans have a super small plot role and uuuugh thats IF SHES EVEN THERE i mean seriously aunties and grandmas are weirdly less represented as mentors than grandpas who are already REALLY HARD TO FIND and again OFTEN GENERIC AND UNFUN WHENEVER THEY GET TO APPEAR
And how damn often are we allowed to have a chubby gay aunt!! WHERE IS MY CHUBBY GAY AUNT!! ive met SO MANY chubby gay aunts in real life like 90% of all my psychologists have been either that or like.. The exact same but a straight lgbt ally instead. Sassy plus size aunties are THE BACKBONE OF OUR SOCIETY DAMMIT! I've had so much help thanks to sassy gay aunts!! And like even just looking at any damn crowd scene in a normal city centre youre gonna see so many chubby aunts and long nosed uncles and all those sorts of bullshit "ugly people" that mass media pretends are ugly and relegates to One Minor Role In The Entire Cast despite them being infinately more common than supermodels and NOT UGLY AT ALL GEEZ IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH
I cant believe im a fuckin disney villain fan cos of body positivity
Tfw u suck so bad at making hateable people that the fandom universally hugs all your villains and ignores your boring protagonists like fuckin TAKE THAT DIDNEY
God i wanna hug hades sooo bad he just needs a friend aaaaaa
And i mean its not just disney, every damn time ive obsessed over a villain its been because they have some trait thats supposed to be "bad" but its actually good and we dont get to see it on the heroes
Like my thing with science villains in particular is that when i first played ff7 i really liked the idea of an evil minion who's a bad sidekick not just because he's "dumb" or "bumbling" but because he's actually not interested in any of the evil stuff and he works against his own boss and is like.. Friendly to the heroes, i have no particular grudge against you and i wont stop you if im off duty and all. I liked the Turks for the same reason but in the origibal ff7 translation they were kind of stoic and serious and i didnt really become as much of a fan of them til i saw them being more goofy and comic relief in some optional sidequests and then their movie adaptation. But hojo was always being all "lol my boss's plan is so stupid amirite" and had that very memorable scene where he's just sunbathing and tells you everything you need to know to get to the next thing to ruin his boss's plan cos i mean fuck it who even cares im just here to soak up some sun while fully dressed in a turtleneck and labcoat. It sucked so much that he was such a reprehensible bastard with creepy sexual assault vibes and murder and child abuse and experimenting on people and basically just NOT A LOVEABLE VILLAIN but his CONCEPT held so much potential to be filled by a sympathetic character instead...
So yeah then cos of him i kept being obsessed with finding SOME CHARACTER SOMEWHERE that actually lived up tp that potential, and thats why i was instantly interested in charon from pokemon and totally on edge waiting for the slightest chance for him to become That Perfect Sass Gramps Of Legend. And then he was indeed sassy!! And had so little screenyime that there was potential for interpretation of him as potentially redeemable cos i mean the game never said he wasnt, the game barely said anything about him at all, lol. And he was so old and small and frail looking and i just wanted to protect him!! And then that one wifi event that actually hinted at synpatheticness!! Aaaa its a recipe for a Forever Fave~
And i guess maybe it all started with my grandma being awesome and me really missing her? Cos i had shitty abusive parents and she was my ONLY good family member who showed me what love was like. And she was also basically a supervillain. Like every damn supervillain trait except being evil! She was bombastic and confident and sassy and mischievious and loud and passionate about stuff and always had something funny to say and never gave up no matter how many times she failed. And she also used all that great power for the forces of good!
So yeh thats why i love sassy good guys and i hate that often even when a sassy villain gets redeemed they seem to lose all their edge and become more generic now theyre a good guy. Or they get totally sidelined with no screentime anymore, or they ONLY get to be comic relief and dont get the full and complex redemption they deserve. Or just a lot of bads!! Its never the simplest answer of just fuckin.. Keep the character the character. Thats kinda why i didnt feel too much for the maleficent movie even though the concept itself sounded like everything i ever wanted. The character in that movie is a very different person to origibal maleficent, she's more just a stoic tsundere mumsy figure than a hammy badass iconicness. Still a nice villain redemption but it felt like it would have been better as an original story instead of an attempted maleficent. Also i wish they handled it better with the whole "true love's kiss could be from your mum instead" thing cos i get sooooo grossed out whenever i see people shipping movie maleficent and aurora! Like yes sleeping beauty with lesbians would be great but not when one of them is old enough to be her mum and raised her like a mum and changed her goddamn diapers! Also why did they have to ruin the three good fairies just to make maleficent have the mum opportunity? Like just remove them from the story if you wanted maleficent to raise the kid instead. No need to rewrite them into incompetant assholes when they were everyone's fave part of the original! Dont sacrifice the rare and elusive Good Sassy Gay Aunts!! THEYRE LIKE THE ONLY ONES IN DIDNEY!!! (Incodentally merlin is the equivelant of this to hades as the fairies are to ursula)
Also also villains tend to have ACTUAL FLAWS in stories that have a more boring bland protagonist. I wanna see the story behind charon's neuroses and how he struggles with overcoming his temptation to be bad because of greed but ultimately manages to conquer his own negative side because power of friendship and such. Thats a great character arc that provides so much more than he does as a villain where they just wasted him entirely :(
SO BASICALLY IN SUMMARY
* villains are often more complex and well developed characters with flaws while the same wroter might make shitty heroes due to the illogical fear that nobody would root for them if they werent 100% perfect and successful at everything ever
* villains are also often made as negative stereotypes of minorities and other rarely seen traits, which means its easy to reach out to them and reclaim them as a more positive version when theres literally no other options for you to cling to
* the quite common accidental sympathy factor where a villain will seem to be hated more than they deserve for their actions, ir unjustly punished so much that they feel like an underdog, since the writer assumes you'll think theyre "more evil" for being a stereotype and if you dont agree that this thing is bad then it seems like they have way less sins than the story claims they do
* also sass. Sass is good.
But basically the whole root of it is that its stupid and cruel and doesnt goddamn work when you make villains bigoted stereotypes. It just makes me love them! The only person i hate when i see a stereotypical villain is the writer who thought that was a good idea, lol. Just imagine that meme of the samurai holding the cat but its me holding all disney villains!
Also even if a villain isnt outright intentionally meant to be "this minority is bad", it can still make me symoathetic to them if theyre still something thats rare amoung the hero side in the same series. Like charon being the "most unredeemable" villain despite being the most harmless and funny and his plan being so much less world destroying than cyrus, and also he's the only grandpa villain in like.. The whole of all. And he's drawn very much in that way thays supposed to be "ugly" i.e normal grandpa, vs that weird sort of younger than he looks grandpa that hero ones tend to be because blablabla beauty ewuals goodness anti body positivity whatever. Tho actually sinnoh was good with that, they had the best grandpa professor in my opinion cos he got to be sassy too! Rowan always reminds me of auron from ff10. Sinnoh was a good game where i liked a lot of both the heroes and villains even if i still had more villain faves cos i mean pokemon is always biased towards that for me since every game has a voiceless perosnalityless main character and often theyre the one doing most of the heroing with the supporting hero characters having surprisingly little proper screen time. Thats a big part of why i loved hau gladion and lillie in sun and moon! They felt more like a real friend group than any other ones before.
ANYWAY now im just going offtopic into more "i love lots of stuff about every pokemon game" so ill stop typing now
But just basically VILLAINS ARE GOOD COS THEYRE GOOD CHARACTERS and if those stories gavethe same character a good guy role then id still love them just as much, if not more. I dont specifically like villainy, its just that my definition of a good character is often considered a bad character by lazy writers, apparantly?
Also WHERE IS MY SUPPORTIVE GOOD GRAMPS CHARON GAME AND GAY AUNTIE URSULA GIVES YOU FASHION TIPS SMARTPHONE MMO
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1. selfie (no can do, i honestly am too lazy and i have no clue how to add photos into these lel)
2. what would you name your future kids? Skylark, Silver, Thorn, Pas
3. do you miss anyone? yes
4. what are you looking forward to? waking up to a S.O that loves me, a house that we both love, a job I love, income I can live off comfortably, and the only source of stress I have is if something isnt routine
5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? @artbeetle hands down
6. is it hard for you to get over someone? yeah
7. what was your life like last year? happier
8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? nope
9. who did you last see in person? Aleksi
10. are you good at hiding your feelings? nope. I’m an open book.
11. are you listening to music right now? yeah, the beauty and the beast soundtrack Evermore lol
12. what is something you want right now? a million dollars would be nice
13. how do you feel right now? groggy and i have a stomach ache from last night so not feeling 100% right now
14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? a long time now that i think about it. i guess thats my fault since i’ve been avoiding hugs because i’m still worried people think of me as the “wheres my hug?” guy from middle school lol
15. personality description: a steaming pile of bile tbh. loud when I’m trying too hard to be friends with you, cuss like a trucker, quiet when youre in the innermost circle of friends. i make a lot of jokes that cross lines and unless someones seriously offended and says something I don’t stop.
16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? yes
17. opinion on insecurities. go ahead and have them, just don’t let them become permanent. you only have so much time in this world and youre going spend it worrying about other people who will forget everything in like 10 years max? like no one really cares if you tripped on nothing that one time. sure they’ll laugh but realistically theyll laugh for about 15 minutes then forget it completely by the next 3 days.
18. do you miss how thing were a year ago? yeah
19. have you ever been to New York? nope. dont plan to.
20. what is your favourite song at the moment? Lie To Me George Nozuka
21. age and birthday? 21, may 17
22. description of crush. she’s reliable, comforting, pleasant to be with, gives off an air of happiness and contentment, easy on the eyes and knows how to keep the flow of conversations or mood going. She can be spontaneous or mysterious when she wants to. She warms my heart with her smile and I will never forget the little thing her cheeks do when she does smile.
23. fear(s) death. thats it.
24. height 5 foot 6 i think. i may have grown to 5 foot 7 haven’t measured in a while. wish i grew more tho
25. role model my friend William lol he is goals.
26. idol(s) I don’t really keep track of any celebrities so none really.
27. things i hate. 3 people i hate specifically, uhhhh break ups, my dad, some “friends”, when apologies arent enough( otherwise whats the point of having the word exist), when I take a joke too far and it hurts a relationship I like, when i stub my toes or bang my fingers on something, when friends snapchat me of a hangout I wasn’t invited or even told about when the whole group is there, when people are at a dance and everyone forms that dance circle for random people to go in and dance their heart out then someone busts out breakdancing in a crowd thats literally the worst group of dancers( like seriously i dare you to watch that shit. unless someone has some serious balls no one will go in the circle after that for a whole 5-10 minutes because no one can follow that up. like thats fine if youre in a group of other really good dancers or break dancers but like come on man. thats like having a seasoned and grown ass michael jordan in your middle school basketball game. )
28. i’ll love you if… you make me a handmade gift, you tell me you were thinking of me, you give me a lot of attention lol, you share your food with me, you try some of my favourite games or watch my favourite animes with me, we end up saying the same shit at the same time, do crazy shit with me, ride rollercoasters with me, if youre cold or something and you need to borrow my jacket or sweater i will gladly lend it to you unless its like - 30 then we share lol, if you rant to me or vent to me. if you keep the conversation going unless you know im in a bad mood or something serious happened
29. favourite film(s) Treasure planet. thats it.
30. favourite tv show(s) Spider riders? di gata defenders, samurai jack, martin mystery, totally spies, jacob two two, team galaxy, ben 10 ( only up to ultimate alien and alien force, the rest sucked), code lyoko, master chef, chopped, medabots, gundam seed, the weekenders, code name kids next door, uhh theres probably like 30 other ones but nothing else i can remember off the top of my head.
31. 3 random facts I have a bottle of taro flavoured gin sitting beside my desk, I have reading glasses, I like the feeling of cleaning my ears with cotton swabs
32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? guys. although in highschool it was girls
33. something you want to learn? the italian, korean, and japanese language. maybe russian. I want to learn how to juggle and do card tricks, I want to learn everything about my friends, I want to learn how to profile someone and deduce things sherlock style. I also want to learn more about volleyball tbh
34. most embarrassing moment. I pooped my pants while at a friends 6th birthday and my brother had to help me
35. favourite subject. English. I like poetry the most
36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? To be in a rowboat in Venice Italy with my significant other under the moonlight and right as we’re about to kiss, fireworks go off in the distance. to be a world renowned psychologist/psychiatrist but working in my old high school trying to help people who are bound to do the same dumb ass shit I did. to wini the lottery or just raise enough money off a really good paying job i like to send my parents back home to philippines like they dreamed.
37. favourite actor/actress. Mary Elizabeth Winstead or Ellen Page
38. favourite comedian(s) Gabriel iglesias, christopher titus, bo burnham
39. favourite sport(s) volleyball, i dont play many others
40. favourite memory: that one day at cap ex. “ what about this ship?” “ well, we’ll see where it takes us”
41. relationship status pringle.
42. favourite book(s) perks of being a wallflower, eleanor and park, Somebody up there hates you, nick and norah’s infinite playlist, an abundance of katherines
43. favourite song ever Pocket full of dreams by hedley
44. age you get mistaken for: no one guesses my age
45. how you found out about your idol: i met him lol hes my friend’s boyfriend
46. what my last text message says “ like I don’t want to get out of bed”
47. turn ons: Short hair, freckles, dimples, tits that fit perfectly in my hand or bigger is cool too, into kinky shit, still makes jokes even in sex( not all the time though), likes passionate aggressive sex, tom boyish, asian, very physically touchy/clingy, smells nice, soft skin, tongue when kissing, knows how to dirty talk or sound seductive.
48. turn offs: smells bad(breath or body odor), those dirty white people dreadlocks, being like professional body builder ripped levels, and sure fuck it I’ll say it; being extremely overweight.
49. where i want to be right now, Venice Italy
50. favourite picture of your idol again, can’t do photos. too dumb
51. starsign Taurus
52. something i’m talented at , guessing a pokemon after hearing its cry only applicable to the first 2-3 generations
53. 5 things that make me happy. friends, food, sleep, money, video games
54. something thats worrying me at the moment. my future and how dark it is
55. tumblr friends I dont have many and the ones i do have i don’t know if i should tag on here
56. favourite food(s) bbq ribs, pulled pork, pizza, bimbimbap, filipino bbq skewers, tosino, lechon kawale, lechon adobo, insemada(not sure how to spell that), pasta, and curry
57. favourite animal(s) cats
58. description of my best friend, hes asian
59. why i joined tumblr, my friend kept using inside jokes and memes from tumblr so i got curious
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