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never forget this:
I think the Bradleys are unintentionally the funniest part of fmab. Wrath is the leader of a country but King is his first name, not his title. His adopted ten year old son is actually at least 350 years old and his oldest brother. Mrs. Bradley somehow seems unaware that her son does not age or get injured. Pride is so scary and fucked up that even other homunculi don't like him, but he apparently goes to school like a normal little boy and writes essays on how cool and awesome his dad is. Wrath and Pride both hate humans but they both agree that Mrs. Bradley is pretty great. When they die, Wrath ages several decades in like seconds, and Pride gets turned into a fetus. What the fuck is up with them
#fma#fmab#king bradley#selim bradley#mrs bradley#unironically wrath is probably my favorite fma character#he fought. a fucking TANK. with a SWORD.#and WON#fma 4koma theater
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Friendly reminder that this ray of sunshine:
Can lift and flip a gunship with his bare hands.
#and yet he’s always so gentle with omega#and somehow managed to not break everything in the marauder#put some respect on his name#tbb wrecker#the bad batch#star wars#sag’s stuff#he also fist fought an adolescent rancor#and won#the bad batch wrecker
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So I had a silly little idea about what if Danny was ghost king but he didn’t actually have to be in charge because he is baby. You don’t put a baby in charge you put an adult in charge until baby is ready. Vlad would be the most qualified. But he’s Vlad. So. It needs to be somebody else. Batman. I’m talking about Bruce Wayne. Death touched and not ready to rule the infinite realms in his stead. I’m full of big thoughts on this but instead of organizing them and sharing them I wrote a little Blurbo.
Bruce was on the bat computer writing incident reports on the night’s patrol. It was a quiet night and it looked like everyone might get at least 4 hours of sleep tonight. Well, quiet on the streets of Gotham. The cave was very much not quiet as Tim seemed to have had the stupendous idea to intentionally rile Damian up. Idle hands may be the devil’s playthings but apparently an Idle Tim was more likely to lose all sense of self preservation. He wasn’t too worried yet, he could hear Dick trying to keep the peace which had about 50/50 odds of working.
The sudden silence was the absolute worst thing he could be hearing right now. He spun around in that chair as fast as bathumanly possible and stood up. Prepared to deal with an attempted fratricide. But what he saw froze him in his tracks, though not quite as literally as everything else. Damian was frozen mid leap towards an equally frozen Tim who's laughing face was in the midst of shifting towards regret while Dick was reaching out to catch him. He was instantly on guard for whoever had done this, it would be an unlikely coincidence for him to be the only one (or even one of many) left unfrozen if this was a global event that had nothing to do with him. No this was likely a deliberate act but the question remained if the intent was hostile or not. Not that it really mattered because they froze his boys and he would not be relaxing until that was undone.
He felt a presence above him and threw a batarang even as he was turning to face them. And the batarang passed straight through a floating blue humanoid. A being who radiated an aura of power that was only somewhat ruined by the pendulum clock in their chest and a total lack of concern for the weaponry thrown their way. There was a beat of tense silence before they shifted into the form of a child and gave the impression of raising an eyebrow despite not having any above the unsettling wholly red eyes “Did I catch you at a bad time Bruce? I can come back.” And just like that his guard was up even further. An intruder in the batcave with this kind of power and he knew his name? That could not mean anything remotely good. He was mentally preparing alternative methods of attack should this turn to violence, as most forms of physical attack would be useless depending on what form of phasal shifting that just was.
“Oh there’s no need for any of that Bruce. I’m just here to congratulate you on your ascendancy to Kinghood.” That left him wrongfooted and before he could even muster up a response and begin with any proper Questioning, the being continued. “Well, King Regent at least. The rightful ghost king is still a child and you possess the familial relation necessary to stand in until they’re ready to ascend the throne. Should you choose to refuse this position you have 30 days to find a suitable replacement and contact the high council of the infinite realms with this information.” And just as suddenly as the… Ghost? Just as the possible ghost had appeared, they were gone.
All at once life returned to the world and there was an audible thump as one Robin collided with another. But it was Dick who screamed. For if one were to view things from his perspective, Bruce had teleported from across the room and he thought he was immune to the Batman jump scares now! With Dick and Tim briefly caught up in their own individual terrors it was Damian who noticed something was wrong. He shoved Tim aside with contempt, rising to his feet and dusting himself off as if he felt especially dirty after the physical contact he himself had initiated. “Father? What is it?”
Bruce let out the slightest huff of relief at seeing his boys in motion once more, most wouldn’t notice it at all, but the collection of current and former robins were not most people. They were all at attention, waiting to be told and willing to resort to trickery if he wasn’t in a sharing mood. “Something was in the bat cave.” All three stiffened, knowing this was serious. He returned to the computer to begin a profile on the (man? Ghost? clock?) and also to avoid looking his children in the eye. No need to give away how badly this had shaken him. “They were capable of freezing time selectively. And froze all of you while we spoke. Possibly everyone else. Oracle, is it still 1:27 outside the batcave?”
He could hear rapid fire typing before she replied. “Matches up with the time in Gotham and there’s no noticeable time delay between here and anywhere else on Earth. I’ll have to get back to you on if we fell out of alignment with other planets, but I can tell you there’s no gaps in the footage in the batcave either, it… it looks like you teleported.”
Well that was not comforting news in the slightest. Whoever this was, they were incredibly powerful. Possibly capable of stopping all of time with (hopefully) no consequences. Looks like he might actually have to take what was said seriously. For such a powerful entity would have little reason to lie about such a thing. But could he really? He might have had a few close calls with death but he was still living? His heart was still beating? How could a living man be the reigning king of ghosts? Even as a regent? And regent to who exactly? A child? Is that by human or ghost standards? Bruce seemingly didn’t qualify as a child but would Dick? The ghost had said familial relation which was incredibly vague and unhelpful. Did his adopted children count or was it only Damian? Could it possibly be some distant cousin? He didn’t know and unfortunately he had no leads to speak of. How was he even supposed to contact this High Council of the Infinite Realms? He got the sinking suspicion that was the point. That he wasn’t being given a choice in the matter.
His eldest broke him out of his thoughts with a hand on his shoulder, reading what he’d written before locking eyes with him. “And what exactly did he want to talk about B?”
He couldn’t help the slight downturn of his lips as he answered, “Apparently I’ve been named the Regent King of Ghosts.”
And with the widening of Dick’s eyes and a muffled curse from Tim as he missed a step and collided with a table he couldn’t help thinking he was right. The intruder hadn’t brought anything good.
When he later called Constantine asking if he knew how to contact The High Council of the Infinite Realms and the man promptly swore before hanging up? He was absolutely sure he had found himself tangled up in something that was bound to cause him at least one headache in the near future.
When he found the first green sticky note that appeared between one blink and the next he was ready to have words with whoever put him in this position. He sincerely hoped the King he was playing regent for wasn’t Jason.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#ghost king Batman#Blurbo#This is my first post the formatting may be wonky#The writing definitely is like wow that’s some OOC shit#Feel free to add this is a vibe with no plans#but clockwork has a new soap opera#Bruce is much less amused#He has a conspiracy board dedicated to which child fought a death god#And won#Ugh somehow the first paragraph had disappeared at first. I fixed it but how even???
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Somehow, Jason thought that beating the kid unconscious was a pretty clear message to stay away.
Tim has never once listened to someone telling him to stay away.
#fic ideas#jason&tim etc#tim is the most annoying little brother#he has jason's attention and he's not about to relinquish it#jason debates running back to the league to avoid him#unfortunately for him tim tested his will against batman#and won
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Just thinking about how Honey beat up his dad.
This motherfucker beat up his dad.
#he faced the final boss of the patriarchy#and won#he beat up his dad#honey sempai#ouran high school host club#ouran#ohshc#ohshc honey#I was thinking about media with interesting takes on patriarchy#and this one always comes to mind of course
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the three sizes average, adult male, and gremlin
#life series#trafficblr#real life#real life series#jimmy solidarity#bigbstatz#skizzleman#i loved the april fools life series thing#real life is so silly#:]#i consider it the intermission season#the .5 season#makes it even funnier that cleo was gremlin sized#and won
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マレレオ pocky game
#malleus draconia#leona kingscholar#twst#twisted wonderland#malleus x leona#pocky game#for 11/11 pocky day#i actually looked up cospa essentials nrc school uniform references just to draw the shirt collar#was inspired to draw this cause the voice actor for malleus played this game with another actor irl on camera#and won#twitter crosspost
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I found some of my alt!waludaisy stuff, lol
#super mario#mario bros#alternate universe#waluigi#princess daisy#waludaisy#she bet she'd spit farther than he did#and won
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my baby girls <3
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i have a bruise on me knee so thats pretty cool
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DEFEATED DEMISE WITHOUT A SHIELD
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If I lived at the same time as young Volena, I can imagine myself fighting Vova for Olena. I would lose and become a villain in Showman years later but still!! Fight me young Vova!!! 😤🤭
That message! 😄🫶🤌
So you're basically kind of Daniil. 😉
#remembering that vova actually fought another guy over Olena#and won#we all would fight#for vova or Olena
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Leo and Octavian arguing:
Leo: That's why your shoes ragedy!
Octavian: That's why your mama dead!
Everyone: 😧
Ovtavian: Dead as hell. What shoes she got on?
Everyone: 😱
Octavian: What shoes she got on in her casket?
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Who would win in an arm wrestling match? My bet is on Jed.
Octavius: Last I recall, Jedediah hasn’t been training and exercising for battle, and being so well as to be general. I think I’d win, fairly.
[pan to Jed]
#Octy forgetting Jed fought a bear#And WON#jedediah#octavius#natm#natm fanart#night At the museum#ask me anything#jedtavius
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Now how do we go from grieving our sunshine Cody to pod racing with tech, what in the fuck is happening here. You're telling me shows can have multiple tones and not be serious and not be oriented towards a larger story while also showing how fucked the galaxy is?! Crazy huh.
#im driving today bitches#the bad batch#tbb spoilers#the bad batch spoilers#like tech said#AND WON#like he is my man#and omega being like#yeah double or nothing!#like wrecker tried in the beginning of the episode#she's so cute#love her#stan
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sometimes I'm like Sam Winchester really isn't that weird in the later seasons and then I remember that he got tortured by the actual capital G god.
#chuck shurley#spn#spn s15#sam winchester#what a season man#i think sam is actually worse in later seasons#like just crawling the walls kind of crazy but it's all repressed#how do you even put that on a resume#“was tortured by god”#“was held captive by god”#“shot God”#AND WON
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