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I'm sorry, but I think we've gone too far
#It doesnt even say what the 11 soaps are??#It just lists three#And like implies that its body wash too ig#And then it lists the ingredients???#Also I only saw the âtor oilâ at first and legit thought it was gonna say it was also a motor oil#but no#It is just.. 11.. in 1.. soap
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everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions
when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they donât rattle against each other and give himself away
what they donât know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he wonât let it happen again
#ghost picks it up when he watches him meticulously read the ingredients lists on the bottles when he goes shopping with him once#he knows enough about products to know that when you find one that works you keep using it#so hes confused when he sees soap put back a moisturiser hes certain hes seen in his little bag#he waits for him to leave the aisle and checks the bottle#which is when he sees the new and improved formula sticker on the back#he memorises the ingredients and when he checks the bottle in soaps room sure enough theres an ingredient missing#thats when he puts it together#it seems his little intro into guerrilla warfare had sparked some ideas in his sergeant#and hes so damn proud it takes him off guard for a second#he hadnt expected him to keep up with it not when hed rarely need the knowledge#but he is and hes doing it all on his own using his own expertise and forethought#the pride has to make room for a difference kind of warmth at the sheer competency on display in front of him#the next day he drops a new product with the missing ingredient on soaps head#the soldiers around them are shocked that hed indulge in soaps prissiness#hes the only that that sees the feral glint in soaps eye as he thanks him and starts going on about the benefits of looking after your skin#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#ghost x soap#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghost mw2#cod ghost#cod soap#soap mw2#soap mactavish#cod mwii#call of duty#weâre a team. ghost team
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Supernatural Cops
The fandom has come to the conclusion that all kinds of supernatural or unusual things happen in Amity Park and people take it like any other Tuesday.
Still, I wouldn't be surprised if this place is the only place in the country (not to say the world) that has a police division in charge of handling Cults���
Yes, in Amity Park there is a group of police (not to say half of all the police in the city) that are dedicated to controlling cults and their peculiarities, because we must remember that, despite the reputation of being a tourist trap, this town in the middle of nowhere has the reputation of being the most haunted place in the country (or the world), so it wouldn't be crazy to say that on certain dates of the year many "tourists" (cough cultists cough) arrive who come in order to do "events" (cough rites cough), so whether they want it or not, someone has to control that the limits on how they are "celebrating" are not broken⌠and to top it off, the limits of what the city considers acceptable is a greater margin than other places, so it has become common for some groups to come back later.
So yes, Amity Park has one of the most effective police departments in dealing with cults and supernatural beliefs, not only are they effective in identifying participants, most of the time they know what kind of cultist they are dealing with, whether they are just playing a game or are the real magic business and how dangerous/troublesome they will be in the end.
What's more, this group is so good at what they do, that many times the inhabitants of Amity Park prefer to call them instead of the GIW (they are too destructive and there is still no 100% reliable insurance that will pay for the damages they cause), when it comes to a problem with a ghost and the ghost child is not around.
and that competition is more noticeable when other cities in the country begin to ask for help with some unknown cults that are appearing rap
#danny phantom#dp x batman#dp x dc#batman#amity park#cryptid amity park#everybody from amity park is overly conpetent#Amity Park police have a secret relationship with Phantom#The Mayor would not approve of the police supporting a ghost#Many of the investigative books that the police use come from Phantom#They are the only group of adults that many teenagers in the city trust#They are the ones who clean up after the ghost fights#They also prevent the destruction of the city#Cultists often visit Amity Park#There are specialized stores to sell ritual ingredients in Amity Park#Someone adapted and rented some unused land in the cemetery for rituals#The waiting list can take months for some places#There are auctions for renting the place on dates like Halloween or the solstice#The police have thermos that are given and collected by the Fenton boy or his friends#The entire cult department of the police is hidden from the mayor#Most of the police do not trust him Mayor#Amiry Park was used to get rid of some overzealous or troublesome cops from other cities#At first those cops wanted to come back#now they don't want to leave#Silent war between Amity Park police and the GIW
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iâm in tears over this video oh my god
#LUKE STOP BEING THE FUNNIEST CAST MEMBER CHALLENGE#jonathan just listing off lamb chop ingredients in the jesus voice is making me cackle#the chosen tv series#the chosen season 4
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i cannot emphasise this enough, please donât just put â ď¸TRIGGER WARNINGâ ď¸ and donât give context into what the trigger is????
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Dec 6
i asked dalle3/chatgpt for a "set of Christmas-themed images, clearly labeled in capital letters as an aid to someone learning English."
full interactive advent calendar
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Given how many weird ingredients are used in folk medicine (snake wine anyone?), I imagine that even cultivatorâs urine may be considered valuable for this or that treatment.
Like birthing a son.
So in that case, cultivators like Shang Qinghua who travel a lot are much more aware of the dangers that mobs of mortals can pose all for the frenzied desires for a cure.
#svsss#svsss ideas#svsss au#mxtx#scum villain's self saving system#pidw weird folk medicine ingredient list AU
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My problem is I love cooking, cooking videos, and looking at hot women, but I straight up canât stand the entire genre of TikTok/Instagram reel thatâs like a visibly queer yet still very conventionally attractive girl making slack-jawed/edgy faces into the camera while she cooks baked gnocchi or whatever. Sorry itâs just not for me. If I can tell without looking that the entire comment section of your video is gonna be horny gen z/millennial cusp internet queers repeating the same 10 jokes and overusing the ⨠emoji Iâm not about it. Maybe on paper I should love watching a hot girl silently chop cherry tomatoes without offering any additional information but guess what. I donât. You didnât even list the ingredients in the video.
#you didnât even list the ingredients in the video.#99% of instagram baddies are inherently cringe including lesbians. the videos instagram shows me bc it knows iâm gayâŚ. boy oh boy#âyou want to look at hot women right?â yes. but not that kind of woman.#iâm not a âall women are hotâ dyke actually sorry. some of you have instagram face and tiktok mannerisms.#peace and love to the baddies but i need to see some asymmetrical ass features. thanks.
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(Image ID; a small bar of soap featuring an image of Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Text beside him reads âJean Luc Picardâs Make It Soap. Earl Grey Scented!â with the Next Generation logo in the corner. /End ID)
#els.txt#MAKE IT SOAPPP#hi the ingredients list reads:#vegetable soap: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the bar soap enterprise. its glycerine mission: to explore new shea butter#worlds to see out new life cocoa butter olive oil grapeseed oil and new civilizations#to boldly go where no bayberry fragrance has gone before
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Apple Molasses (Cider Syrup) (via Forager Chef)
#gluten free#gf food#gluten free foods#sauces#condiments#apple cider#dairy free#vegan#egg free#nut free#soy free#grain free#cinnamon#allspice#syrup#foragerchef#small ingredient list#favorite#fall
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When you draw Dave it looks so much like the comic but manages to avoid any uncanniness đ
well, i can certainly do whatever the hell this is:
but obviously i wanted to put some of my own ingredients into the design like people do, however thats more specifically for william, i made a "reference sheet" for him how i wanted to draw him initially
but when it comes to Dave, i like to mix it up and go for something in the middle i guess? like taking my Will design and Dave and put them in a blender and whatever comes out of it is what you see
but obviously im taking full inspo from pinky, and all controversies aside, i do like her artstyle and i think the comic has just been drawn in more rush? no idea, but her personal work seems more polished atm. and yeah the comic panels do look quite uncanny but i think the design is a great one, and somehow it just stuck in my brain as The William design, not even the movie one took the spot (even reading parts of the novelization, i just see Dave in that Williams spot)
also gotta add, i prefer my Will at least a little bit "ugly" unstead just conventionally hot. (well he is hot to me like this lol) so i will still try to implement the goofy comic style as i go aaand i do love drawing in a cartoony style, it just looks weird if i do shading and painting so. yippee inconsistency!!
ALSO have to mention gorillaz. i wonder if it shows but Jamie's artstyle is a huge inspo to me so, my Will is like, Dave if he was gorillaz or something. uncanny Murdoc đ¤ uncanny William. and i make them more pleasant looking. i think
#answered#i wanted to send a quick reply yesterday but then i realized im the guy that loves to talk about himself so i thought up a long answer#i wanted to draw more examples but i dont have enough time so i only spat out that dave but imagine there was like a whole cooking going on#a full on cauldron where i was listing the ingredients i put into drawing him and whatever#my art#long post#uhhh shhhhhhhh#thanks for asking!#fnaf#five nights at freddys#william afton#dave miller#five nights at freddy's#crunchchute art
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my food diary to keep track of what particular foods cause me distress is more scientific than Stanford Pines' Journals
#Gravity Falls#Ford's Journals are soooooo fucking unscientific it's funny#bro really thought drawings and thoughts were enough for a field journal#HE DIDN'T EVEN INCLUDE ANY SCALES IN HIS DRAWINGS#meanwhile my food diary is listing every meal and snack for each day#along with specific ingredients within each meal and snack that may cause me distress#all my symptoms rated on a scale from mild to severe#and also whether the symptoms occurred immediately or were delayed#and anything that may affect the results of the day (such as a temporary medication) noted at the end#I am a SCIENTIST I have done so many different lab books and field journals I'm gonna be THOROUGH about this shit#speecher speaks
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i always wanted to do one of those highly specific tierlists but i'm thoroughly uninteresting. so instead you get my highly specific S tier foods list. food brawl.
#i decided that 'food' constituted as a prepared dish that did not include dessert#ingredience also don't count otherwise 'raw lemon' would be on here somewhere#i may have gotten a bit aggressive but in my defense. this food fucks severely#i feel like this is a generic ass list but honestly i could care less. look me in the eyes and tell me you don't like fucking CHILI dude
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I thought I had just finally found a plant-based cheese alternative that's both dairy- and coconut-free after literal years of searching, but after taking a closer look at the ingredients it turns out that it's made with...... Whey
Who is this for then?? It's not real cheese so people who eat dairy aren't going to want it, but it's also not dairy-free so vegans and lactose intolerant folks won't want it either. They're out here playing NO sides of the fence, wtf
#literally im just sitting here scrolling through plant based cheese options#checking the ingredients list on each one with very little hope bc i already know theyre all going to be made with coconut oil#and i happen across a brand i havent seen before. i click on it to check the ingredients but try not get my hopes up#i see that the first ingredient is Soybean oil instead of coconut oil. i start to get cautiously excited#i skim the rest of the ingredients list and see no sign of any coconut products. i say LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!#i take a closer look. wait. what is that#its whey (from milk)#i silently vow to set fire to the headquarters of every cheese alternative company in existence#(for legal purposes this is a joke)#cant a lactose intolerant allergic-to-coconut bitch have ONE fucking cheese option? đ please#rambling
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When the recipe actually has the ingredients listed in the order they are used
#seems like a simple request#but I made etoufee yesterday (which was delicious) but the ingredients and the instructions were all screwy#which means I had to reread the recipe 15 extra times to keep from messing up#but now I'm making a chocolate cake and everything's listed all neat and professional and it hits sooo good#got that funky flow going
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In regards to your tags on that tampon post: at the moment itâs believed that the arsenic, lead, and other metals either came from the soil that the cotton/rayon plants used to make the tampons were grown in or as a result of chemicals used for sanitary and/or odor-preventing means. The researchers are not 100% certain, as this is an issue thatâs still being looked into, but at the moment they donât appear to have been purposefully added.
yeah I definitely should've read the article before saying those tags and i still haven't so feel free to clown on me but. you'd think there'd be a system in place to check for things like that?? so the don't put out something potentially dangerous? for something that's going in your body. but yeah i think i Pessimistically assumed it could have been purposeful bc i remember this other instance where a pad company was being dragged for putting Dangerous shit in them that they should have known full well was dangerous, like acetone like Acetone Like Paint Thinner was one of them I remember that much but like it was making people actually seriously sick. I can't remember the company but it was pretty ubiquitous one I'm pretty sure? bc I remember going 'oh fuck i have those in my home' and idr What Else It Was that was in them making people sick, bc googling just now it kinda just gave me stuff about menstrual products In General having Forever Chemicals in them
#the monarch's court#but apparently as menstrual products are medical product theyre not required by the fda to have their ingredients listed. which hm. hm. no#no i dont know i rhink Because it is a medical product it should Really Should have its ingredients listed actually. in my opinion.
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