#And then it lists the ingredients???
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pizzarobotstaff ¡ 3 months ago
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I'm sorry, but I think we've gone too far
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s0fter-sin ¡ 1 year ago
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everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions
when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they don’t rattle against each other and give himself away
what they don’t know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he won’t let it happen again
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mikami1992 ¡ 4 months ago
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Supernatural Cops
The fandom has come to the conclusion that all kinds of supernatural or unusual things happen in Amity Park and people take it like any other Tuesday.
Still, I wouldn't be surprised if this place is the only place in the country (not to say the world) that has a police division in charge of handling Cults���
Yes, in Amity Park there is a group of police (not to say half of all the police in the city) that are dedicated to controlling cults and their peculiarities, because we must remember that, despite the reputation of being a tourist trap, this town in the middle of nowhere has the reputation of being the most haunted place in the country (or the world), so it wouldn't be crazy to say that on certain dates of the year many "tourists" (cough cultists cough) arrive who come in order to do "events" (cough rites cough), so whether they want it or not, someone has to control that the limits on how they are "celebrating" are not broken… and to top it off, the limits of what the city considers acceptable is a greater margin than other places, so it has become common for some groups to come back later.
So yes, Amity Park has one of the most effective police departments in dealing with cults and supernatural beliefs, not only are they effective in identifying participants, most of the time they know what kind of cultist they are dealing with, whether they are just playing a game or are the real magic business and how dangerous/troublesome they will be in the end.
What's more, this group is so good at what they do, that many times the inhabitants of Amity Park prefer to call them instead of the GIW (they are too destructive and there is still no 100% reliable insurance that will pay for the damages they cause), when it comes to a problem with a ghost and the ghost child is not around.
and that competition is more noticeable when other cities in the country begin to ask for help with some unknown cults that are appearing rap
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tending-the-hearth ¡ 8 months ago
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i’m in tears over this video oh my god
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ao3screenshotss ¡ 6 months ago
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i cannot emphasise this enough, please don’t just put ⚠️TRIGGER WARNING⚠️ and don’t give context into what the trigger is????
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aiweirdness ¡ 11 months ago
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Dec 6
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i asked dalle3/chatgpt for a "set of Christmas-themed images, clearly labeled in capital letters as an aid to someone learning English."
full interactive advent calendar
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rarepears ¡ 2 months ago
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Given how many weird ingredients are used in folk medicine (snake wine anyone?), I imagine that even cultivator’s urine may be considered valuable for this or that treatment.
Like birthing a son.
So in that case, cultivators like Shang Qinghua who travel a lot are much more aware of the dangers that mobs of mortals can pose all for the frenzied desires for a cure.
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feyburner ¡ 4 months ago
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My problem is I love cooking, cooking videos, and looking at hot women, but I straight up can’t stand the entire genre of TikTok/Instagram reel that’s like a visibly queer yet still very conventionally attractive girl making slack-jawed/edgy faces into the camera while she cooks baked gnocchi or whatever. Sorry it’s just not for me. If I can tell without looking that the entire comment section of your video is gonna be horny gen z/millennial cusp internet queers repeating the same 10 jokes and overusing the ✨ emoji I’m not about it. Maybe on paper I should love watching a hot girl silently chop cherry tomatoes without offering any additional information but guess what. I don’t. You didn’t even list the ingredients in the video.
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dilfsisko ¡ 7 months ago
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(Image ID; a small bar of soap featuring an image of Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Text beside him reads ‘Jean Luc Picard’s Make It Soap. Earl Grey Scented!’ with the Next Generation logo in the corner. /End ID)
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certifiedceliac ¡ 2 months ago
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Apple Molasses (Cider Syrup) (via Forager Chef)
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crunchchute ¡ 11 months ago
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When you draw Dave it looks so much like the comic but manages to avoid any uncanniness 👍
well, i can certainly do whatever the hell this is:
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but obviously i wanted to put some of my own ingredients into the design like people do, however thats more specifically for william, i made a "reference sheet" for him how i wanted to draw him initially
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but when it comes to Dave, i like to mix it up and go for something in the middle i guess? like taking my Will design and Dave and put them in a blender and whatever comes out of it is what you see
but obviously im taking full inspo from pinky, and all controversies aside, i do like her artstyle and i think the comic has just been drawn in more rush? no idea, but her personal work seems more polished atm. and yeah the comic panels do look quite uncanny but i think the design is a great one, and somehow it just stuck in my brain as The William design, not even the movie one took the spot (even reading parts of the novelization, i just see Dave in that Williams spot)
also gotta add, i prefer my Will at least a little bit "ugly" unstead just conventionally hot. (well he is hot to me like this lol) so i will still try to implement the goofy comic style as i go aaand i do love drawing in a cartoony style, it just looks weird if i do shading and painting so. yippee inconsistency!!
ALSO have to mention gorillaz. i wonder if it shows but Jamie's artstyle is a huge inspo to me so, my Will is like, Dave if he was gorillaz or something. uncanny Murdoc 🤝 uncanny William. and i make them more pleasant looking. i think
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thelastspeecher ¡ 11 months ago
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my food diary to keep track of what particular foods cause me distress is more scientific than Stanford Pines' Journals
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the-valiant-valkyrie ¡ 2 months ago
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i always wanted to do one of those highly specific tierlists but i'm thoroughly uninteresting. so instead you get my highly specific S tier foods list. food brawl.
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theygender ¡ 3 months ago
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I thought I had just finally found a plant-based cheese alternative that's both dairy- and coconut-free after literal years of searching, but after taking a closer look at the ingredients it turns out that it's made with...... Whey
Who is this for then?? It's not real cheese so people who eat dairy aren't going to want it, but it's also not dairy-free so vegans and lactose intolerant folks won't want it either. They're out here playing NO sides of the fence, wtf
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pianokantzart ¡ 11 months ago
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When the recipe actually has the ingredients listed in the order they are used
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the-meme-monarch ¡ 4 months ago
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In regards to your tags on that tampon post: at the moment it’s believed that the arsenic, lead, and other metals either came from the soil that the cotton/rayon plants used to make the tampons were grown in or as a result of chemicals used for sanitary and/or odor-preventing means. The researchers are not 100% certain, as this is an issue that’s still being looked into, but at the moment they don’t appear to have been purposefully added.
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yeah I definitely should've read the article before saying those tags and i still haven't so feel free to clown on me but. you'd think there'd be a system in place to check for things like that?? so the don't put out something potentially dangerous? for something that's going in your body. but yeah i think i Pessimistically assumed it could have been purposeful bc i remember this other instance where a pad company was being dragged for putting Dangerous shit in them that they should have known full well was dangerous, like acetone like Acetone Like Paint Thinner was one of them I remember that much but like it was making people actually seriously sick. I can't remember the company but it was pretty ubiquitous one I'm pretty sure? bc I remember going 'oh fuck i have those in my home' and idr What Else It Was that was in them making people sick, bc googling just now it kinda just gave me stuff about menstrual products In General having Forever Chemicals in them
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