#And then Joey???? Joey???????

[weekendwife]

Every single fucking thing about Joey’s character makes sense when you consider he has internalized that physical abuse is a good thing

[someonesrealityshifting]

Small thing that breaks my heart:

When I was in third grade, I told this boy that it would be my birthday in four days, and he said, “okay, then I’ll buy you flowers.” Four days later he comes up to me and says, “my mom wouldn’t let me get flowers but I found you this violet in the grass.” That in and of itself was iconic and so so sweet, but it gets better.

A month later, I had to move, and because it was third grade, the teacher made everyone write me letters to say goodbye. His said, “I hope you have so much fun in your new house that you forget about me. I hope that you’re always happy and you never miss us. I’m sorry I never gave you flowers, but I can give you some now.” And he fucking. Drew me flowers.

No, Joey, I never forgot you. You are the reason I have standards in this life, and I’m so grateful to have known you. I hope you’re happy, wherever you are, and I hope that the rest of your days are filled with as much joy as you gave to me. I spilled water on the card about five years ago, and half of it is a a jumbled mess now, but I still have it. It’s the only card I still have.

The funny thing is this dude and I hardly ever interacted. I knew he played football because he was on the town’s kids’ team and my brother was on the middle school team, and I knew he was one of, like, three Joeys in our year. I had a crush on him but obviously never communicated that because it was fucking third grade, but somehow those three interactions imprinted on who I am as a person. I am forever changed by Joey from third grade.

[lovelyladylikes]

[k-4mi]

So I had a realization

[neon-nick]

Mitosis AU – Doey the Doughman’s Fragmented Remains

Well, now that they’re three separate entities, things have gotten... complicated.

🔨 Kevin is trying to break down a locked door using Matthew as a hammer. Matthew, ever the optimist (or just concussed beyond reason), is convinced that this time he definitely felt it budge. (Spoiler: He didn’t.) 😵‍💫💫

👀 Meanwhile, Matthew and Kevin are in full paranoia mode. They skulk through hallways; slam doors shut and press themselves against walls like they’re in some kind of stealth mission 🎭. Meanwhile, Jack? He’s just walking straight ahead, completely unaware—or maybe just too lost in thought to care. 🚶💭

😢 Jack is off in a corner, hugging what little remains of the past, whispering apologies to no one in particular. For what? Who knows. But it’s sad, and we all feel bad. 💙💔

🎭 And then there are the disguises… Because obviously, slightly off-looking versions of those cheerful critters will totally fool everyone. 🐤🐺 Never mind that they’re stiff, awkward, and so visibly uncomfortable. But hey—A+ for effort, right? ⭐✨

[bibleofficial]

i'm sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i've gotten

[orphetoon]

do you think joey knows the word egyptologist

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[madaboutmen]

[lovingrunawaypeach]

[fullmetal-optimists]

This thing provided so much entertainment the whole weekend, you could get lost in the sea of his wrinkles

[sustancy]

when I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts

[lovelyladylikes]

[dinodoggie]

Last night i had a very “Joey Wheeler-type” dream and i thought id draw it because it was funny to me XD

I hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!

[plushtive]

when the hyperfixations hyperfixate

[undeadbanjos]

of course this was fuckin' improvised.